lol

warripekin:
I met this girl back in the day. Everything checked out right with her and I believed I had finally found my lost rib. It started with debt, she claimed she was owing a woman 150k and that the woman was on her neck ,so she pleaded with me to help her pay and without hesitation I wired the money to her. A week later she she posted different hair types on my wassap wall and their prices with the cheapest at 80k. when I asked her what the post meant she said she urgently needs to fix her hair and that she needs like 200k . I objected at first but she started this emotional blackmail thing by saying; Don't u want ur baby to look nice? so after much pressure I wired 180k to her to go get a new set of weavon. A week later,I noticed if I don't call her she won't call me or when she calls we may end up quarrelling. A day came she brought up this idea of starting up a small business so that she won't be asking me money all the time and when I inquired about the business she gave me a bill of 600k. I told her u don't expect me to wire 600k to u just like that. I asked her to explain what the business is all about and if I'm convinced I will give her the money. Then she came up with one story like that about gas supply and the profitability level. After much argument back and forth, I gave her the 600k. Barely a week later she came up with a story about how her ex saw her at the bus stop and collected her phone from her and that she should come to his house and collect her phone . From the direction she was going I knew she wanted me to buy a new phone for her and when I asked what phone do u need to buy she said iPhone 4. Then ipone4 was being sold at about 120k for a new one so without baiting an eye lead, I went into zenith bank and transferred 130k to her . Two weeks later, during easter we were meant to spend the easter together but somehow she just found one excuse to be away from me . when I call her, she wouldn't take my calls but send message later that she will call me which she would never do. A week after easter, she sent me text one night around 1130 pm that she lost her phone I bought like two weeks earlier. In the morning of the following day she called more than twenty times before I finally picked her calls and she was crying on phone ,apologising to me . I asked her to come see me at my office and within 30 minutes she was already troubling my secretary. When we met, I took her to shoprite where I got her a brown new iPhone 5 that was just launched in Nigeria. Well to cut the long short, after I blew over 1.5 million naira on her within a span of 3 months she told me to my face she doesn't love me . I said ok and let her go.

Ewoo.. This mumuness is mind blowing.
I'm single o.

3spoons of mik in this recession. Haba now bros. one and half would have been enough. I live with my parents o. na 1 dano satchet I dey use.

Piggy banks, also known as kolo in the yoruba parlance has somewhat become obsolete as most people now save their monies in banks and other financial institutions. Here I bring you 5 benefits of saving your money in a piggy bank;

1. You actually get to save. Most people have atm cards these days which makes it so easy to withdraw their money from their savings account. As beautiful as this innovation is, it does not encourage saving. This is not to talk of the advent of POS machines that help easy and lavish spending.
2. It is mysterious and fun. Since people do not usually know how much they have saved, it keeps an air of mystery and fun to the savers.
3. You can lend from it. I own a piggy bank and anytime I need money, I tilt it down and remove money from it with a comb.
4. Your money is safe. No bank robbery or close down.
5. It is easier and cheaper to open an account with a piggy bank. It costs about 250 naira. Unlike banks that ask for 5000 . You do not need passport or Id card to open an account in it.

adorablevic:
maybe am d only one... but i still see d "Bush"in her even with all dis make over...

The bush is in your eyes and mind. Because we know someone's past doesn't mean that we have to keep associating them with it. That's why it's called a past!
Well, I hope you have learnt something?

She asked for 3k. what kind of hair can 3k do in this recession. E nor even fit do better braids sef. Omo the hunger iz real o.

oadewale:

oh thats great.. I just finished last yr too from d Wildlife and Ecotourism Management..
I'm a Mellanbite...
what about u?

Awoite

oadewale:

when did u graduate?

last year

The source is wrong jere. the guy is a billionaire. He's an hotelier for God's sake. I don't want to believe anybody but all I know is dat there is no smoke without fire. Their posts will sha have elements of truth. Mercy is not a saint neither is Lanre
They both have their bad sides so make person no come dey form victim for us. That lie... we no chop!

oadewale:
Are u a UIte?

yup graduated tho

communication and Language arts

I don't know. Enlighten me.

hmm. Badoo life.

kunlesufyan:
17minutes, 48seconds.

na so

xynerise:
Which of them?

The last one

xynerise:
Which of them?

The last one

Share your experiences. How long did it take you to get over your ex?

Davidgrey:
Compiled crap!

compile your own crap and let's see.

sweeterman:
Dis is what i need in my life

4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK She knows he is married. He confides in her so she listens to his lies about his wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated he is, how she denies him sex for months and how she treats him badly. She falls for the lies and start to pity him. She starts giving him sex to compensate for the frustrations from his wife. She isn't doing it for material gains. To her, he is a nice man while his wife is a witch.

The devil is holding koboko for you in, you-know- where.

prynsex:
daz what happen when you C&P

abi o

FelixFelicia:
So bumbae1 which kind of sidechick are you?

I am the main chick

FelixFelicia:
Na wa o, no spacing or paragraph

done

TYPES OF SIDE CHICKS

1. FRIENDLY SIDE CHICK.
These are the ones the Bible called
"enemies within". They are the woman's
friends. They are close to her, know her
secrets, eat her food and even play with
her children. Everyone knows how good
they are yet she is sleeping with her
friend's husband. They are difficult to
catch because they know the schedule of
their friend. They sleep with the man on
his matrimonial bed with her best friend's
picture hanging on the wall. They just
want to have a piece of the cake and
action. The wicked ones scheme to drive
out their friend and take over.

2. MEAN SIDE CHICK.
Her goal is to destroy the marriage. She
wants him to chase away/divorce his wife
so she can take over. She can go
diabolical to achieve her aims. She is the
one that usually call the wife to threaten
her. She has the man's Mumu button and
the man can spend all his cash on her
while giving his wife and kids nothing.
This side chick always want to be number
one.

3. DESPERATE SIDE CHICK.
She knows he is married. She is desperate
and her goal is to marry the man. She
doesn't give a hoot whether the man's
wife is alive or not. She is willing to be a
second, third or even fourth wife. She
wants her own apartment and car and will
marry the man and bear him kids. Most
times, they prefer to have their own
place when they finally marry the man.
They don't want to compete with
madame in her sanctuary.

4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK
She knows he is married. He confides in
her so she listens to his lies about his
wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated
he is, how she denies him sex for months
and how she treats him badly. She falls
for the lies and start to pity him. She
starts giving him sex to compensate for
the frustrations from his wife. She isn't
doing it for material gains. To her, he is a
nice man while his wife is a witch.

5. THE RESERVE SIDE CHICK
She knows the man is married. All she
wants is his money and the benefits of a
full time side chick. It's a case of money
for hand, back for ground. Goodies in
exchange for good sex. She has her own
relationship but doesn't mind making
money on the side fucking other men.
They are mainly runs girls. They usually
feel they are doing the marriage a favour
by keeping the man sexually satisfied.

6. THE NAIVE SIDE CHICK.
she doesn't know the man is married.
The man pretends to be single and want
to marry her. She thinks she is in a
serious relationship with him and cuts out
other suitors. She can see the signs that
things don't add up but she ignores them
all. He is single on social media, no
wedding pictures on his phone, she has
met his relatives and even spoken to his
mother. She end up finding out when she
is neck deep into the relationship.
Abeg i have tried...........add your own.
# sidechicks

uyisteven:


****
Not everytin is 30 billion 4 the account.., Once in a while, u need to go all *Sexy Oral* on ur partner.
.
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Am 110% certain u appreciate lovely words sometimes...because am a testimony to that part of u...

sexy oral?? Really,Steven lecture me

you must be a terrorist
cos you blow my mind away.
Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day

ok

happy married life to them o