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Jokes EtcRe: People Won't Just Leave Jonah Alone. by themodernman(op): 9:48pm On May 28, 2015
Truth24:
Mmmmm
My brother I just tire.
Jokes EtcPeople Won't Just Leave Jonah Alone. by themodernman(op): 8:54pm On May 28, 2015
Why?

PetsRe: The Smart And Trained Snake We Killed by themodernman: 5:12pm On May 28, 2015
Fraih:
It was like a movie this evening when this strongheaded snake crawled into my room. I unconsciously dropped the call I was on and ran for a big stick,
Thanks to my friend who was around and noted the snake's spot and we started the attack, even when I pinned the belly to the wall with the long stick, and my friend trying to crush the head with another long stick, this snake was actually fighting us back and dodging every hits, and threatening us with its tongue.. .. I mean, that snake was so smart and trained (if it actually was) because it took us Time to actually get the head, even when the other parts were hit and the belly pinned to the wall, it still struggled and fought_ didn't give up. I was almost pitying it sef, it was like a seasonal movie o and we were sweating just to get the head
But alas! It was down and I say thank God I saw the snake and thank God it wasn't hiding under the chair or something, that would be catastrophic living with a snake.
OP you're very brave for a girl....I doubt if I can ever kill a snake oh...I fear them like mad...
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 4:30pm On May 28, 2015
I suspect this is d foolish guy that was clowning himself on my phone...why don't you call me with your real no now...why hiding your phone no like a scared rat.....afterall I'm a nobody. I'm sure you've distributed my no to the world as you promised...jobless low-lifer...

Better goan get drunk and end your miserable life...you dont even deserve my quote...so keep jumping on my quote....it only confirms your desperate but failed attempt to prove a useless point by all means....someone just told me a SE will do anything to get money and I was still defending them sef. This one don dey show true colour...

And for their mind they'll think they're wise but as a white man said"igbos are too stuupid to even know they're stuupid". cheesy
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 4:14pm On May 28, 2015
willibounce1:
All this gibberish for what exactly. Have you met kakakri one on one? Do you know where he lives and where his office is?

Say hello to your friend who is buying a 3million car and not bothered about the seller.
My brother don't bother disturbing yourself with these losers...looking closely you'll see they don't have more than 3likes of late & they're about 3 of them dat have been ranting since....so you should know what's up....they think they're making any sense not knowing they're just clowning themselves like market women...they just succeeded in destroying kakakibuy's image themselves with their childish rants but are probably too stuupid to know that now....illiteracy at it's peak.

Any sane person won't even bother about any pre order nonsense with these bunch of illiterates. They're naive and new to the game...notice that the real ballers like femmy2010, inspired & viperautos didn't even join them in their helpless show of madness cos I'm sure they know they're just riff-raffs.

One stuupid one among them has even called me with a restricted no again and me & my friend just dey laugh at the fooolish guy.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 12:26pm On May 28, 2015
Its obvious that most people ranting on here are dealers who are seeking to protect their business by fire by force....one illiterate igbo guy just called me and hearing him talk alone just revealed his deep rooted tribalism and village mentality. I'm so grateful for taking my time to know the guys status...cos only God knows what will have boiled down if I engaged his services going by the supposed car dealers on this thread....most of them are not interested in upping their game...and anyone who request for anything beside their rules must be insulted & bastardadized & intimidated so as to discourage innocent buyers from requesting for same.

Kakakibuy himself was d one who revealed the chat which showed where I called him a liar...any sane person will see dat but I do not expect the fooolish igbo car dealer that just glorified stupidity to do that....he was d o e dat exposed hi self to the world....not me...and for the stuupid igbo guy dat called me...even his shameless accent shows he'll have a difficult time using his brain....distribute my no to d world as you earlier promised, you'll only end up making me a superstar.

The most important thing here is dat I've set a precedence for innocent people not to be intimidated by anyone be it dealer or not....their aim is to insult you and make you feel bad and look stuuupid so as to silence you and den achieve dr aim....they have the brains for manufacturing insults of every kind but can't use same brain for anything productive....point is stand up for what you believe in. As konjivity rightly said if you're in doubt burst it...but don't let them intimidate you. They're desperate and can kill anyone on their path as I perceived from the igbo guy dat just called me with a hidden no....his thick igbo accent and frustrated voice is one any sane person should be wary of....its his type dat mars his tribe's name abroad....I won't be surprised if he's into shady businesses.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by themodernman: 10:01am On May 28, 2015
Gbola5:
You show fans are rude. Its a discussion, you discuss. If you dont buy it, you say yours, if they dont buys yours they say more, that's how a healthy discussion it works. And if you have nothing to say to back yours up, then dont say anything rude.
Don't take it personal.....ds is a fun thread don't spoil the fun by being touchy.

It just doesn't correlate that so eone like Tyrion is a dragon....he doesn't have d blood nor lineage...he's not from old valayria...he may ride on one of Daenerys dragon but not that he's a dragon....saying he is one because he was awed by a dragon is turning the storyline upside down....

And next time stop taking things too personal....you will easily pick up a fight that way....if you don't like d way I spoke simply state so instead of tryna create a quarrel where there's none...
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 8:20am On May 28, 2015
blazeup:
Guys...calm pls...easy ...
No body wants to be duped.. Its a good thing..
@op.. If you are still interested in clearing your doubts.. try contacting some of these nairalanders who give these testimonies... If possible visit one of them ... what ever you learn should sure guide you...
I don't know this kaikaibuy guy ... Both I hope to buisness with him not minding.. I have done buisness with femy... way back and I was impressed ..
but that does not mean you should not satisfy your own curiosity..
It is your money.. do with it as it pleases you...
There is no need to get emotional ... especially as it just requires wisdom.
Peace
P.s you can't believe I asked some clearing agents about him prior to opening this thread & they all said they don't wanna get involved in anything like dat especially with a faceless forum which was what prompted me to open the thread....& with all this ignorant-laden response you think any sane buyer still goes through? Inability to reason is the main reason for our condition.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 8:15am On May 28, 2015
blazeup:
Guys...calm pls...easy ...
No body wants to be duped.. Its a good thing..
@op.. If you are still interested in clearing your doubts.. try contacting some of these nairalanders who give these testimonies... If possible visit one of them ... what ever you learn should sure guide you...
I don't know this kaikaibuy guy ... Both I hope to buisness with him not minding.. I have done buisness with femy... way back and I was impressed ..
but that does not mean you should not satisfy your own curiosity..
It is your money.. do with it as it pleases you...
There is no need to get emotional ... especially as it just requires wisdom.
Peace
I've not gotten emotional my brother...because I insult someone back doesn't mean I've taken it personal. I'm simply defending myself...for so eone to just expect me to trust him easily is foolhardy to me....I wasn't born yesterday. Trust & respect have one thing in common-they're earned not requested of..so one's job is to prove himself over & over again that he can be trusted...

I personally am turned off by evasive people which is what this dealer showcased & then complicated by his goons who have solidified his belief system, we have different ways of doing things so we can't do business 2geda.

I don't wish to waste my time going to peoples house who have lambasted me here make dem no go vent their frustration on me....he would alwa7find people confident or rich enough to entrust their money in his hands-definitely not me
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 8:04am On May 28, 2015
walexyll:
Now that you are separating your feelings from you....I give up on you! bye
Smh....you sound very ignorant.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 1:29am On May 28, 2015
walexyll:
I wrote those words righthuh?....Maybe multiple personlity disorder has set in
Stop trying to justify yourself or rope me in....I choose my words carefully b4 talking. You on the other hand simply have a problem with comprehension...dats all

You're just using words you probably just learnt...clap for yourself... cheesy
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 1:25am On May 28, 2015
walexyll:
I wrote those words righthuh?....Maybe multiple personlity disorder has set in
And so telling someone to prove his integrity means you've called him a scam right? So if I wanna do business with someone I should just believe him straight up?

You're the type of people that make Nigerians in diaspora laugh at us.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 1:17am On May 28, 2015
edward1984:
Kakakibuy this is Nigeria not Munich oh!!!Abeg warn yourself....and caveat emptor: notice I've not called you a scam even though I feel you are.. ( this was your exact word , you feel he is ,, so you called him a scam even he took nothing from you )
So feeling is now a direct accusationhuh

If I call you a foool now people will say I'm not behaving like doctor....do you even have a brain at all...

Replying your foolish comments has even gotten me more retardeddd....walahi I won't answer you again....you're a waste of precious time....get lost.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 1:13am On May 28, 2015
aaidel:
https://www.nairaland.com/2244827/white-mercedes-benz-c240-2003

OP theres one looks like a good choice and its tokunbo
No way...this is d last place I'll ever decide to buy anything. As people have been complaining, nairaland is now full of people with impaired mental function...
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 1:08am On May 28, 2015
walexyll:
I am forced to respond again on this thread... In as much anyone should thread with caution when you wanna deal with a third party,( I will personally not part with my money without a signed agreement that spells out expectations from both parties)however, this scepticism does not provide enough ground for insults and "name calling".

As I said earlier, there is a place of trust in everything we do as humans, all u need to do before giving someone ur trust is proper risk analysis which the OP started well but missed it along the line.

What amazes me in this whole thing is that OP has not presented any evidence of him being scammed and he is all over the place. I must say all ur conducts are highly UNPROFESSIONAL and you could be sued for libel...

Finally @OP, I don't mean this as an insult, you have to take a psychological evaluation for Paranoid Personality Disorder


@Kakakibuy I admonish your calmness, however, you went overboard revealing OP's personal data. You could also be sued for tort of negligence.
Show me where I've accused him of scamming me. I only called him a liar when he decided not to give me his referees saying because I laughed over a joke...dats a lame excuse...he should have come out straight that he doesn't have one to give....so you don't know jack about what you're talking about. Are you a doctor or a psychologist to make a diagnosis? Its your type that we counsel in clinic but go back home & rubbish the doctor's advise saying he's a quack & end up worse off....I know your type well

His goons started the jest with some saying trust issues & all dat...which I responded in kind...anyone who insults someone must be ready to face the consequences of his action to which most people here aren't.

I on the other as a qualified medical doctor assesses you as having Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder...cos you seem not to have paid due attention to details...but if you had then you have a biased & jaundiced view about the issue....kakakibuy's calmness is none of my concern...if you behave in a way that deserves to be insulted I will insult you and your keeping calm won't make me take back my words.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 12:29am On May 28, 2015
chillex8:
My sincere apologies to Mr Kakakibuy, on behalf of a supposed colleague.

themodernman is truly a Doctor, but perhaps just finished his internship or doing his residency training.


I urge you all to let the man be, seems he's too arrogant to accept his mistakes, and become a better person.

Time will tell, how far he can continue with this his character.
Coming from a car dealer....I expect you to be biased....you are only trying to protect your business so I understand you perfectly. Any attentive person here will see where the thread spiralled out of control which was inspired by your goons who believe in the right to insult and not be insulted back....

And y'all should just quit the doctor thing cos you know next to nothing about what you're talking about. It will have been better you know absolutely nothing cos little knowledge is more dangerous than stark ignorance....it's funny someone who isn't even close to the health profession is tryna tell me how to do my job..its like me saying someone isn't behaving like a Lawyer...what do I even know about being a Lawyer...d little knowledge I have will make me think I know it all & start yapping about like y'all doing here....those kinda people likely don't have a life which makes dem take other peoples matter on their head....i'm too busy to even be concerned about what some of you do for a living talkless of doubting it...

Some people need to get a life.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:38pm On May 27, 2015
Bossforeva:
OK! My last word to you, ur mates are not here, they had a hectic day celebrating children's day, so they are fast asleep. If they are still awake, they are probably on 2go teens room.
When you get back to schooll tommorow, tell ur classmates how you were insulting people old enough to be ur guardian, and ur fantasy of driving a mercedes-benz.
It will be a nice story to tell.
You are a frustrated man period! Dream of better days
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by themodernman: 11:36pm On May 27, 2015
lordhugo:
Daenerys is getting more powerful as the day goes by. She will ultimately forgive Ser Jorah. Also, with tyrion by her side, We now have 2 known Tygareans!

It is not a coincidence that The old tygarean maester died and tyrion (yes, I think tyrion is tygarean) finally meets daenerys. Two out of three dragon riders are now together.
(you think it was a coincidence ser jorah took tyrion through valaria?)

Remember the dragon that amazed tyrion?

ALL THESE ARE PURELY MY THOUGHTS AND NOT SPOILERS!
Lol...what is ds one saying? Abeg no turn d storyline upside down joor.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:31pm On May 27, 2015
Omojayejaye:
OP..there is nothing modern about you....you're just a damn stone age native doctor..... tongue undecided
Pls & pls....Go and hang yourself and we'll have one less nuisance to worry about.

Illiterate.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:29pm On May 27, 2015
Bossforeva:
When i saw ur silly responses, i decided to keep snobbing ur posts as that shows ur mental maturity. I wonder why you decided to gain attention from me.. Swerve.
You're already swerving to d ditch....you have no brain...frustrated monkey.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:16pm On May 27, 2015
FiftyFifty:
Oh gosh! It's now dt I got d time to go through ds unnecessary thread. Though I'm not holding brief for Kakaki but Op's conduct is childish to say d least. Insults & abuses are usually an indication of moral bankruptcy, shallow mindedness, faucity of ideas, myopism & lack of proper upbringing. Spewing unnecessary vituperations on Kakaki only portrays u as a swaggering, incompetent, brainless baboon dt u ar. Stop deceiving urself, medical colleges don't admit nuts like u. Ds is a common knowledge. I'm in support of Kakaki's view on not doing business with a problematic & contradictory person like u. U can buy a car anywhere... can't u? So spare Kakaki pls & stop making a caricature of ur empty self.
In hard times like ds it's understandable to give yourself hope and boost your esteem by talking ds way but actually its just a means of venting your frustration...

Can you honestly tell everyone in ds forum you are not frustrated with your life....ds is just misplaced anger cos I'm not responsible for your predicament.

With the way you're going, you may soon burst an artery....
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:09pm On May 27, 2015
Bossforeva:
words from a child. Happy Childrens Day to you. Hope ur day in childrens park went well son?
Someone is speaking sense yet you call him a child...it means you've not even been conceived let alone born....frustrated car dealers...I'll see what happens to y'all by July 1st when custom policy kicks in....una go just begin dey abuse anybody you see on d road until you end up in yaba left....that one using numerous smileys don dey kolo smalsmall
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 11:06pm On May 27, 2015
Omojayejaye:
Hope this will make front page...Native doctor you go hear am...I just dey pray... undecided kiss
I know nairaland is replete with psychos like you who think they sabi yab person so as to enforce their warped thought pattern on others...i'm here to show y'all that you're all too small for me.

You should have alerted d mod for him to put on front page instead of showing the world how clueless you are....

Miserable nuisance to d society is what you & your type constitute. You can't even be helped....cos you're officially finished cheesy
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 10:49pm On May 27, 2015
Bunch of empty barrels who can't think cos they obviously lack the mental capacity to....

Most of y'all talk like one who suffered brain damage at birth for whatever reason..lols...so I really won't blame you cos that's where ds all started.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:44pm On May 27, 2015
lrguru:
gather some good money and get yourself one tokunbo camry tiny light for 800k, start with that one first and leave pre order for the bigger boys. money u no get u de find pre order, u think u can get a pre ordered volkswagen beetle? That car is over 60 years punk.
See ds mumu dey try advertise pencil light for here....

How market? Lol
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:32pm On May 27, 2015
idu1:
animal...


U don't ve money to buy car stop disgracing your family...
You really cracking me up dude....

But on a more serious note you need mental help even though your symptoms are the bomb grin
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:25pm On May 27, 2015
idu1:
you are a disgrace to your family.....

Look at yourself....
Your insults are not even related to the issue on ground...you're just yapping here & there...

I doubt you're oriented in time, place & person.....I advise a mini-mental state evaluation for you...

Meanwhile get well soon brother.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:17pm On May 27, 2015
edward1984:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin He is not a doctor .. he is just one jobless local guy trying to feed on others
Can you say with all sincerity dat you have a paid job?

Even though I feel you don't, I won't bother exposing your silly self....cos you're not worth it.
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:15pm On May 27, 2015
Fixed:
Kai! This man you lack the decorum that befits the medical profession if truly you are a doctor. It's only an agbero that responds to every post this way. I am sorry if I am too frank.

I will not even bother to read your next response because I know what it is going to be.
Are you a doctor?
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:15pm On May 27, 2015
The frustration is real & becoming more evident....

Some college graduates will have been better off as dropouts....

Even though I believe some of these guys are jobless....I won't say what I'm unsure of....
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:11pm On May 27, 2015
idu1:
idio.t


Quack doctor.... Smh....
Painedhuh? cheesy
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by themodernman(op): 5:11pm On May 27, 2015
edward1984:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you made a fool of yourself and continuing to do so ... we all know now you ain't a doctor for real ,, you are broke,, it been days now so where is your car since you decided not to pre order ... doctor on NL all day ... doctor with this mentality ... NEVER .....
I've told you what to do....be quick about it & I'm sure this world will be a better place...its only a foool dat claims to know how a doctor should behave when he doesn't even know how to treat malaria & still probably takes "agbo" for it.....

Your mumu no get part2....na all in one...lols

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