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PoliticsRe: President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari On The Shuttle Bus by themodernman: 12:26pm On May 09, 2015
efilefun:
So taking a bus shuttle to the plane is a show offhuh So if he walks nko that would be what??

Have you ever been outside the countryhuh An airport shuttle that last less than 2mins drive or thereabout. If he sits still this same group of people will shout he's sick and can't stand
So taking a bus shuttle is a sign of humility? Wetin hin for do? Dem for carry am go there b4 nah.
PoliticsRe: President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari On The Shuttle Bus by themodernman: 11:54am On May 09, 2015
efilefun:
This is called simplicity of the highest order so far from Nigeria President elect we hope he will keep it up and fulfill all our promise nice one my president.
Something keep telling me that GMB would be the true change Nigerians required....i'm impressed
Y'all just so irritating. Even britons know Cameron riding in a train is showoff.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Looking Dapper In Fresh No Make-up Selfie by themodernman: 10:43am On May 09, 2015
Efewestern:
https://akpraise.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wpid-11249987_1599621746989474_2021407650_n-sk.jpg

Ini Edo is beautiful and she knows it.

The Theatre Arts graduate of the University of Calabar, shared this photo on her Instagram Page.

She captioned it:
Fresh face day.my pores can actually breathe lol

https://instagram.com/p/2a3aWyBASh/
She didn't suck his Man well dats why she's now former Mrs...

Ladies suck your guy's brains off and he's yours for life....
#suckadicktoday
PoliticsRe: Ernest Shonekan Celebrates His 79th Birthday by themodernman: 9:30am On May 09, 2015
[quote author=nerodenero post=33562869][/quote]That ass go sweet to yansh..
PropertiesRe: Where Can I Get A Good Land In Akwa-ibom? by themodernman(op): 8:10am On May 09, 2015
derrick333:
Npat-enin
Will really prefer a place close to Ibeno beach and thise plazas cos I wan enjoy life for Akwa-Ibom.

How much will I get a good land in dat area?
PoliticsRe: Fashola Renovating Lagos State Government House Ahead Of May 29th Handover(Pics by themodernman: 7:43am On May 09, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
I will hustle hard.. It am gona reap the dividends. Na people like you sabi do Ogun Owo! (Money ritual)
Dream is free.hustle is sold differently...

Continue to say I will....your mates dey buy haven homes....no go and work dey dere dey para like fish outside water..
PropertiesWhere Can I Get A Good Land In Akwa-ibom? by themodernman(op): 7:36am On May 09, 2015
Hello guys, planning to get a good land in Akwa-Ibom where I can build a house and settle down.

Please give reasons why its a good land...thanx.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Renovating Lagos State Government House Ahead Of May 29th Handover(Pics by themodernman: 7:32am On May 09, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
he tOo cost na.. Me no get dat kind money o
Goan hussle & stop complaining, no be your mate dey carry coco go Malaysia? grin

Meanwhile how much go get me a 5kva solar inverter?
PoliticsRe: Fashola Renovating Lagos State Government House Ahead Of May 29th Handover(Pics by themodernman: 6:04am On May 09, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
Why this gen dey make this kin noise!!
Go buy inverter make we hear word abeg.
PhonesTransfer Between Airtel Network. by themodernman(op): 8:16pm On May 08, 2015
Hello guys how can I transfer credit between airtel network.
NYSCRe: Chizzy Alichi Hits Anambra NYSC Camp To Serve Fatherland by themodernman: 7:15pm On May 08, 2015
contactmorak:
Bootylicious fast-rising actress, Chizzy Alichi is currently at the NYSC camp, Umunya in oyi Anambra state to serve her fatherland after recently graduating as a student of Agricultural Engineering from the University of Science and Technology (ESUT), Enugu.

We gathered that Chizzy who is in Platoon 5, caused a bit of stirs from fellow corp members and her fans who were surprised and honoured to have the talented star in their midst.

Our source in the camp disclosed that the excited corp members have not stopped bombarding the sexy actress with daily requests for selfies and asking questions, which Chizzy in her usual humble manner always make herself available.

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/05/sexy-corper-actress-chizzy-alichi.html
Na ontop Anambra governor d*ck ds one go surely serve.

Government house straight!!!
TravelRe: 12 Most Loved Cities In Nigeria by themodernman: 7:04pm On May 08, 2015
dalyricist:
5. Minna

Located in the west central part of
Nigeria, Minna is a quiet and loveable
commercial city. This beautiful town
was a collection point for agricultural
produce way back then. According to
history, Minna was a labour camp for
railway construction and this led to
the gradual development of the town
to now a major commercial city. The
populace in this area are involved in
all sorts of farming. This town is not
densely populated and it has a blend
of several cultures and life styles.
Minna has some notable tourist sites
to her name amongst which are the
Gurara falls, Baro port (which was
used in the colonial days for
transport), The Wushishi Transway
engine (First railway Locomotive
engine and others like Kainji lake
national park that is not so far from
the city. Electricity is very constant
because of the proximity of the Kainji
Dam to the town. Food,
accommodation, transport and
general life style here is quite
affordable.


6. Enugu

Popularly known as ‘coal city’, a
pseudonym that was given to Enugu
due to its mining activities.. Located
at the south-eastern part of Nigeria,
it’s the state capital of Enugu. It’s
described as one of the oldest urban
areas within the region. Her populace
are involved in agriculture, besides
the mining of coal and other solid
minerals. Enugu is loved by so many
not just for ‘coal’ but for its notable
tourist destinations like Nike Holiday
Resort, Iva Valley (coal mine) and the
famous Nmanwu Cultural Festival.
The road network here is well
designed with so many state of the
art buildings (complexes and malls).
In general, it is highly commercialised
and life in Enugu is like living on a
fast lane.


7. Port Harcourt

Port Harcourt is a coastal city with
scenic shorelines. This city as
described by tourist is a “centre of
black jewel (oil)”. It is known as the
Garden city because of its greenery
and aesthetic parks within the
metropolis. This city is the state
capital of Rivers located in the south-
south region of Nigeria. This town is
known for its level of commerce as
far back as 1912 due to the presence
of the sea port (used for exports).
This city is densely populated and full
of industrial activities. It is home to
so many multinational companies,
most of which are affiliated to oil
and gas. Port-Harcourt city is loved
for numerous reasons but most for
its wealth as a result of oil. She is
home to many tourist sites such as
Sea Ports, Isaac Boro Park,
Monument of Jaja, Bony Island, Ifoko
Beach, the oil refineries, the tourist
beach etc. The standard of living
here is high and this spans across
food, shelter and clothing. The city is
well known for its lively and dynamic
nightlife.

8. Uyo

Once adjudged the neatest city in
Nigeria, Uyo is a cool, calm, classy
and serene destination. Also in
South-eastern Nigeria, it is the
capital of Akwa Ibom, a major oil
producing state in the country. The
city is loved for its peace and
serenity among other things.
Although life in Uyo is quite
expensive, people don’t mind because
of the low crime and crisis rate. The
inhabitants are predominantly
farmers and traders. With the
increased level of infrastructural
growth and human development, Uyo
is definitely a place to look out for.
The Ibom connection and Le Meridien
Ibom Hotel and Golf Resort, Ibom
Tropicana Resort and other projects
under construction are some of the
soon to be bubbling spots in the
area.

9. Kano

The city of Kano is the capital of
Kano state in Northern Nigeria. The
second largest city in Nigeria, Kano
is the second major seat of the
Hausas/Fulanis, the other being
Sokoto. Kano is an ancient city and
is the pride of most Northerners. The
city boasts an international airport
and a number of tourist attractions
including Bagauda Lake/Tiga Lake
Resort Man-made, Tourist Camp,
Audu Bako Zoo, Gidan Makama
Museum Monument/Museum and
Kofar Mata Dyeing Pit among others.
The major festival is the Durbar
festival hosted by the Emir of Kano
to mark and celebrate the two annual
Muslim festivals Eid-ul-Fitr and Eid al-
Adha. The majority of the populace
are farmers which is no surprise
since Kano is considered the most
extensively irrigated with over 3
million hectares of land suitable for
cultivation.


10. Warri
It’s one of the biggest cities In Delta
state. Located on the Lower Niger/
Delta coast line. Its not the state
capital but it’s more popular and has
a lot of history compared to Asaba
the capital. Its an old town known
for oil production and the presence
of the traditional kingdom Warri,
dated back as far as the 15th and
16th century. Its a port town that
has a lot of industrial activities (oil
and steel). People from this notable
town are called wafarians, known for
business and tourism. The presence
of oil has a ripple effect on its
commerce. Tourism here is huge as
tourist are exposed to attractions like
the palace of the Olu of Warri, Nama
palace, Koko Red Mangrove Swamp,
Effurun Garden Park, beaches and
resorts.

11. Lagos

It’s the most populous city in
according to population census. It is
also known as the economic capital
of Nigeria. This mega city is
separated by water bodies into two
main parts (Island and Mainland). It
is located in the south-western part
of Nigeria. Lagos is known for
commerce, filled with industries from
all economic sectors. The road
network is next to none and it boasts
of a good number of tall buildings
and sky scrappers. The nightlife in
this city is as busy as the day,
painted with a lot malls, clubs,
restaurants and bars. Visitors will
always have a first class experience
in terms of buying and selling. Lagos
has local and international markets
of all kind. The coastline makes
Lagos a ravishing beauty!


12. Ilorin

Ilorin is a very interesting city. It’s a
city that has not really being in the
lime light but is surprisingly one of
the largest cities in Nigeria. The
capital of Kwara, Ilorin is located in
the North Central region of the
country. As quiet as Ilorin seems, it
has an international cargo airport, a
20,000 capacity stadium and the only
standard base ball Court in West
Africa. Ilorin is also home to several
prominent “learned” men and women
as the legal profession is really
strong there. Ilorin is blessed with
several natural resources and the
standard of living is affordable.
Pottery and traditional textile industry
among others are thriving businesses
there also. Tourist attractions in the
area include the Esie museum and
the stately Sobi Hill; and that is why
it is one of the most loved cities in
Nigeria.



Before some people finish mi
Read well, no just run bash MI.
No particular order....

Am yoruba
Na lagos I dey stay
I know sey one day I go settle down for Akwa-Ibom.
PoliticsRe: #UKElection2015: Jonathan Congratulates David Cameroon by themodernman: 6:15pm On May 08, 2015
CR77:
Good one from my President, GEJ man with good heart

Long live my President

God bless you sir


Congratulation to David Cameroon Pastor Adeboye prayer work for you but e no come work for GEJ
The world is too wicked for "good heart/intentions" to be enough.
ComputersRe: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by themodernman: 3:38pm On May 08, 2015
Need to know how many Kva of a solar panel inverter that can power a 1.5kva a.c, LED TV, fridge, 3florescents & home theatre.
PoliticsRe: How Will You Feel Reading This On Headline News In 2019?? by themodernman(op): 8:15am On May 08, 2015
fistonati:
I tink d OP's head need to be fixed.
4get dat tin...na her head need panel beating...
CrimeRe: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by themodernman: 11:37pm On May 07, 2015
MRBrownJ:
where can they run to when they land at the airport? the only time they can back track their evil plans is on the plane...... as soon as they land that plane in these places with death penalty, THATS IT!
You mean person no fit talk sey hin 4get sontin 4 naija wan go back immediatelyhuh
PoliticsRe: How Will You Feel Reading This On Headline News In 2019?? by themodernman(op): 11:24pm On May 07, 2015
peppyluv02:
I am indifferent about fools like you so there is nothing to be tired of... tongue
Amu ezi! Keep ranting! Nairaland's certified mad man cheesy
Na your papa you dey follow talk...kontunuu!!
PoliticsRe: How Will You Feel Reading This On Headline News In 2019?? by themodernman(op): 11:14pm On May 07, 2015
peppyluv02:
....
You don tire? Oniranu toh form bi Oloriburuku
PoliticsRe: How Will You Feel Reading This On Headline News In 2019?? by themodernman(op): 11:07pm On May 07, 2015
peppyluv02:
Iseeeeeeeee!
Ode ni awon idile eh!

Ashewo nitori mecca bi tie.
PoliticsRe: Female Partner Of The GEJ Trekker Quits (see Pics) by themodernman: 10:45pm On May 07, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
Thats one thing about girls, when a guy is poor, they will trek or stay with the guy for sometime and when they see that the guy's condition is not improving they would run away in search of another guy, and when the guy or the trekker makes too much money now, they will start running back to the guy, they would be like "i was there when my boyfriend was suffering", sister repent ooo


girls deceiving guys since 1914, even lord lugard and flora shaw knows about naija girls
The guy no dey romance the babe for bush datz why...

I'm sure the babe was expecting the guy to be adventurous but d guy probably dulled so she quit.

Women no dey romance play d way we sef dey hunt na so they want to be hunted grin
CrimeRe: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by themodernman: 10:16pm On May 07, 2015
MRBrownJ:
sadly, a person who has traveled across the world with drugs in their stomach or belongings, will only see this banners when they ARRIVE in Indonesia/Malaysia and therefore it is unfortunately too late to back track. people dont normally carry drug from Indonesia/Malaysia out to the world, but from the world to Indonesia/Malaysia
But person still suppose fit run back once he sees ds pictures now...abi na one chance once you land?
PoliticsRe: Presidency Breaks Silence On Patience Jonathan's Whereabout by themodernman: 9:46pm On May 07, 2015
psalmsjob:
No! Na she dey catch shame!
I think she has finally learnt how to keep a low profile..

A shame its coming late.
PoliticsRe: How Will You Feel Reading This On Headline News In 2019?? by themodernman(op): 9:12pm On May 07, 2015
peppyluv02:
...
Your father yansh angry
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Expecting Too Much From Me. Im Nervous - Buhari by themodernman: 1:28pm On May 06, 2015
barcanista:
SaiBabaDecree2 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
See hin mouth.
AutosRe: DIRECT FROM USA...all Available For SALE....4SALE 2006 C240 by themodernman: 1:26pm On May 06, 2015
Tadeus:
budget 1.9m to lagos
Is ds custom duty inclusive?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Expecting Too Much From Me. Im Nervous - Buhari by themodernman: 7:23am On May 06, 2015
elbinmanny:
http://www.punchng.com/news/expectations-of-nigerians-too-high-buhari/
Buhari & APC don toast Nigeria like Woman & after getting us all fuucked its time to renege on their promise...

Barcanista #SaiBabaOneChance grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Strips For Ladies At Calabar #starmusictrek (Photos) by themodernman: 7:49pm On May 05, 2015
Nneka123:
With his unappealing body undecided
And his 250 naira boxers...
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by themodernman: 7:36pm On May 05, 2015
netsurf:
Okay, for instance, when the baby came, she breast feeded him exclusively for six months and then the stage to introduce some food came..the baby wouldn't accept those frisogold, cerelac etc but accepts Ogi well but she continually force him to take those friso/cerel and each time, the baby cries endlesslly and later vomits everything. Then at about 10 months old, the baby would accept amala, and indomie on his own without been forced...then she brought in golden morn which the baby spits out the moment it touches his mouth...despite this, she started forcing him again...so the husband said don't give it to him any more...give what he is okay with. Rather than explain why she want to continue forcing him, she went and bought a bigger bag of the golden morn...then the husband threw it away...this happenned last Thursday and since then she has stopped greeting her husband and even prepare food when she like since then.
I thank my God for blessing me with a discerning mind...no way a woman can pretend for me during relationship & courtship...I'll definitely catch her...there are signs to look out for which d OP doesn't know of...

Tell a woman not to force feed her child she'll think the worst of you. That's what made me not to have body till today oh....cos my mama go just dey beat me if I no chop so I saw food as punishment. Now wey I don grow up, nobody they force me to chop.
FamilyRe: Eniola Kashaam: They Said I Was Too Fat To Find A Husband But I Got The Best by themodernman: 1:46pm On May 05, 2015
No be only beauty real men wan chop nowadays.

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