₦airaland Forum

iamrealdeji:
are you cursing the nation? What is not possible there? Or you think every Nigerian is like you?

You dey mind d guy?

SuperSuave:
I didn't read the thrash cos I know its full of hate speech. That man is a doubting Thomas, he still doesn't believe change is here, well he shall see it with his own eyes oniranu oshi

You're a typical Blackman who can have anything hidden from him by putting it in a book...

OP fear God oh....

https://www.nairaland.com/1997618/sad-young-female-student-crushed

deawong:
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A female student of Ambrose Alli University (AAU), Ekpoma in Edo State, was crushed to death yesterday by a tipper lorry.

The unfortunate incident happened on the Uhumudumun Road in Ekpoma, Esan West Local Government Area.Sympathisers gathered on the scene to catch a glimpse of the body and learn more about her death.

There was a gridlock, following the accident, for hours.

An eyewitness said a commercial motorcycle (Okada) carrying the woman attempted to overtake another Okada.

They were said to have collided.

The woman reportedly fell off the motorcycle and was crushed to death by the tipper.

Men of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) at the Iruekpen Division, who were on ground to ease traffic, took her body to a nearby mortuary.
http://www..ninja/2015/05/female-aau-student-crushed-to-death-in.html

noblezone:
OP,
Thanks for this comic relief!
but
$1 must be equal to N1 or.......

No jokes bro...do you wish for ths to happen or not?

If you really do being pessimistic won't make it happen.

knostbrown01:
Wen you wake up from ur slumber, call me

I will wake from my slumber to its reality & will call to remind you of it....

zendy:
That's what many people said to Ojukwu.

And many people know what happened to Ojukwu...

IdiAmin1:
So Nigeria has this good brand of weed? I thought the good ones come from Thailand

;Dyou dey craze

zendy:
The only headline I want to see by 2019 is



BIAFRA, FORMERLY KNOWN AS SOUTH EAST NIGERIA,SIGNS BILATERAL ACCORD WITH SEVERAL LEADING COUNTRIES SUCH AS AMERICA,UK,GERMANY,CHINA AND ITS NEIGBOUR,THE REPUBLIC OF THE NIGER DELTA.

Sorry not gonna happen.

djfaithy:
Wetin I wan comment sef, op wake up, this is Nigeria abi u don forget, which kind thing be dis na, u just dey give urself false hope.

Chai...people don lose hope for Naija kpatakpata...

God help us...

Rexxie:
daydreams and illusions!
whatever happened in 2015, '16, '17, '18? Why 2019? Thats a mark of failure. Op,u aint making a single sense!

2019 is d end of his tenure, a time to show Nigerians all Proofs of the Change we voted for, a Summary of Buhari's achievement.

GEJ has nothing of this to show despite his lofty manifesto, in d end the Summary of his achievements left much to be desired as it further put a dent to his political career, if only politicians know that whatever they do will be put b4 dem in future, , they'll sit up.

barcanista:
#BabaOneChance we are watching

Haba cut Baba some slacks nah

barnacle:
1day

I see you when we get there.

IamOdin:


half man.

The only half man I know is Tyrion Lannister.

cohug:
Very long dream! But it's a mission possible!

YES WE CAN!!!

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls

Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

The only sensible test there is defending her in Public...dats d easiest way to lose a girl i.e failing to defend her...

I still can't 4give a stuupid guy dat shouted snake!!!when I was strolling with a chik...I hate snakes so much I was so scared the 2 of us split in 2 different directions running away...the guy just started laughing afterwards...after dat I just deleted the babes number cos I knew I had lost her already.

I want to admit i cropped up this post on a comment of a front page post but I decided to broadcast it here as an Optimisitic Nigerian who believes Impossibility is Nothing. If only we can be sensitized to this as a goal & continue to sing it to d hearing of our leader, we may get there someday.

Don't be Pessimistic as to think its impossible, Some Chinese probably thought the same but we know their outcome. Aim for the Moon & you might fall among the stars.

SO HOW WILL YOU FEEL READING THIS ON HEADLINE NEWS IN 2019??

Buhari refuses to run for 2nd term
Pledges support for osibanjo and okorocha candidacy
**Jonathan sentenced to 40 years in prison with hard labour.

**Tompolo Captured with gunshot wounds.

**Asari arrested along Seme Boarder.

**City People Magazine acquires AIT

**Diezeani's confession too late as court sentenced her to 100 years in prison for corruption.

**Bode George repatriated from Columbia admitted he splitted contracts..

**$20B fully recovered as Buhari
commissioned Second Niger Bridge.

**Buhari commissioned Lagos Kano Light Rail

**No more pension Fraud in Nigeria, Financial Times insist.

**Nigeria daily stolen crude oil reduced to 1 barrel per day ...experts describe it as one man one matchet!

**Mama Taraba reclaims mandate as Supreme Court sacks PDP in Taraba

**More Chibok Girls recovered as UN
corroborated Nigeria's claim of total demolition of boko haram.

**$1 now N2.20K Diesel now stands at N15 a litre....Petrol N10 and kerosene N5 as Buhari commissions Nigeria's 9th Refinery.

**Kasahmu in Texas Prisons says I miss Nigeria.

**Osinbajo congratulates Nigeria on second anniversary of 24hrs a day power supply.

**Dakuku now Rivers State Governor as Wike flee to Cameroon.

**10 Nigerian Universities among World's best 20 Universities...

***Babangida Aliyu Talban Minna jailed 60 years in prison with hard labour as court confisticate all his assets.

*** Ibrahim Babangida, Olusegun Obasanjo returned 25 Billion dollars to government to avoid prosecution.
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Tinubu nabbed in NY.. Tried and jailed


"Nigeria has the best human rights record.."-
ICC.

FlirtyKaren:
Mrs Diane Charlyboy Oputa aka Lady Di is a grandmum. But she definitely isn't letting that stop her from being fit and shapely for herself & hubby. Ma'am is currently on a mission to burn fat and is already on day 105. Amazing! See more pics below.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/04/check-out-these-photos-of-charly-boys.html

Na ds yansh na hin dey do me make I put prick inside

What if Teju's wife had a gun & she decided to use it?

soe:
really?? you are asking me? where do you live?

Goan sit down if you have no answer.

Asuokaa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjfUMvoOFI


hand drone by the nigerian airforce

We say make dem rescue our girls dem begin dey show us strategy...na who send dem message?

They shouldn't think we'll take ds as an excuse oh!

soe:
do you know how much NHS Nurses are paid?

How much and for doctors under NHS too.

soe:
OMG, whereas, in the UK, a fresh lecturer's starting salary is about £41,000 per annum ( Pls in the interest of health and safety, converting this to Naira without a four figure table is strongly discouraged)

Even a doctor isn't paid dat much in d U.K...find another lie abeg.

Horlaidex:
Rapper Olamide shared a photo of himself and his 3 months old son ,Maximiliano.

Same nose I must say.

aanumama:
The boy eyes sharp pass 2yrs own.
Anoda badoo in the making

Chai...ds one na ladies in trouble oh!

Mizdeee:
Seriously Skales need a bodyguard? For what

Chai why evilz nah?

kakakibuy:
The German deals - because they are better built cars - are more expensive. The Euro is also much stronger against the Naira. This American spec E320 is the best offer available.

Okay oh..make I go search for auctionexport.com

kakakibuy:
This is the best I can offer you - Landing cost excluding clearing is 1.8M Naira.

Adexfem will handle the clearing.

Contact remains: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

I want those german deals of yours...lemme see d break down in euros so as to be sure.

kakakibuy:
Kindly tell me the Benz you want and i'll tell you how much it costs.

The same Benz I've been bombarding ds site with.

A 2004 Mercedes benz E320 auto.

kakakibuy:
A very good morning to you. This is a clean 1-owner vehicle.

Total Cost: 1.4M Naira

1999 Toyota Camry

VIN: JT2BG22K7X0321633

Carfax Report: http://www.carfax.com/cfm/ccc_DisplayHistoryRpt.cfm?vin=JT2BG22K7X0321633&partner=COO_0

Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

Bros your prices funny die...I no think sey you sabi how much this goes for in the market.

You go sell oh!

kakakibuy:
This is a Top Dollar - full option Honda. It's not the cheapest in the market. I have access to more affordable 2005 models. I have decided to upload this particular one because it's worth every penny.

Will you like to see the best offer available for a 2005 Honda Accord?

I'm not even a Japanese fan but was shocked to see an EOD going for 2m landing...won't even land d keys in my hands.

If that's d case I wonder how much your Benz I'm interested in will go for.

jonaji:
Could this be divine ? Or a normal coincidence ? Your thoughts are welcomed!!!!

My thought is that you no get work.

kakakibuy:
2005 Honda Accord EX-L

Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

WhatsApp: +36705369050

Total Landing Cost in Naira: ₦2M

Total Landing Cost means total price without clearing. The above amount lands the car at the Lagos port.

2m? For landing?
How come?