₦airaland Forum

abduljabbar4:
My problem with Mukhtar ramalan Yero is his belief that money and thuggery can get him elected. But he is a very friendly man. We are from the same local government and area. Anytime somebody dies, he goes there and during Sallah he shares money in the area.
I voted for Elrufa'I because of Ramalan yeros words.. El rufa'i was elected simply because he is in Apc and yeros statements. But I see wickedness in the eyes of Elrufa'I. Thank God I live in G.R.A and there is nothing wrong with the roads there. Those people in Badarawa, Unguwan Dosa, unguwan sarki, unguwan rimi, tudun wada that voted Elrufa'I willl regret it cos nothing will stop him from demolishing their houses. Its very foolish to vote for someone because of his party.
Mark my words, they will regret it

Remi ds me of d'banj's song: like el-rufai bring down the building!

efilefun:
CHANGE STARTS WITH US..
When someone in the car ahead of u throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" # ChangeNigeria
When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". ‪#‎ChangeNigeria‬.
At the point of entry either air or sea port, a custom or immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout Change. # Change Nigeria
A landlord that habitually increases a house rent. Shout to him Change. # Change Nigeria
Any irregularities in the measurement of food items in the market or display of fake un-merchantablematerial in a supermarket or drug store. Shout Change. # ChangeNigeria
Any lecturer that is hell-bent to collect bribe either in cash or kind. Shout to him Change. # Change Nigeria
Any public / private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout Change.# Change Nigeria#
When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria
When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.
If you are in a bus and driver is driving like a mad man, shout "change!" #ChangeNigeria.
When somebody is trying to jump a queue either at the bank, fuel stations or ATM stands shout Change. ‪#‎change‬ Nigeria #
When Electricity official cut your light unjustly shout Change. # Change Nigeria#
If someone is answering a phone and lies about his location, shout change #
If you are a friend to a man who goes to meet another woman and deceives his wife that he is travelling on an official duty, whisper CHANGE!
When a fuel attendant wants to under dispense fuel into ur car remind him about "Change " #Change Nigeria
LET'S CHANGE and watch our Country grow in Leaps

Don't take us back to the Buhari-Idiagbon era when young soldiers whip the bombom of Men old enough to be their grandpa.

Teempakguy:
er . . . Why can't you go and tell her this?

I've started from somewhere atleast...better than letting her spread false info.

kedunaija:
The nollywood Diva who does not seem to shy away from the media storm has made yet another eyebrow raising confession.

The Nollywood diva, singer and bosom -toting cossy orjiakor, is sure going to make her long list of suitors and and men thinking to marry her have a quick rethink about whats in stock for him and possible their unborn children.

Cossy orjiakor who took to her her Facebook page to disclose to her fans some troubling decisions .in the write up she said to her fans how much she cherishes her bosom by heaping praises on God for bestowing her with such gift of life. “ I am so grateful to God for this lovely bosom .

Though sometimes they are such a burden. The load gets big but I love them” Cossy said

This might not be the first time that celebrities come about to make different statement and then turn out to go back on their word but for cossy orjiakor it's well known that her humongous endowment has become such a legend, that both men and women cannot help themselves to it but to admire it on different levels, Though many may find her repulsive but it doesn't seem to take any hair off her skin as she continues to flaunt her bosom and also make funny remarks some occasions when the opportunity readily presents itself .

So guys this is what cossy orjiakor has in stock for you and your unborn children

Even in the space of ten years my bosom are still going to be firm and also looking good because I will use sucker to pull the Bosom milk for my kids. i have decided that there will be No direct sucking for them. No Bosom feeding” she quips.

she then went on to add a line that must have got some guys day-dreaming “OMG My bosom fell out again yesterday at TBS. I was so shy of myself as a guy helped package it for me


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/no-breastfeeding-for-my-kids-cossy-orjiakor/

Dumbazz, its not d sucking dat makes dem flabby but d change it undergoes during pregnancy which releases Progesterone the hormone dat enlarges d breast

tissues such as Lobules, Ducts & fatty tissues after Pregnancy d Progesterone levels in the Mother starts to regress because the hormone is produced by the

Placenta..the regression in the hormone makes this tissues that were previously enlarged to start shrinking but the skin of the breast has already expanded thus

the fall & flabby breast follows...almost same explanation goes for the Tummy...if she's scared of flabby breasts then she shouldn't bother to even get pregnant in

d first place cos once she delivers d baby she's almost gonna have flabby breast except she pops some Progesterone pills to keep d hormones flowing but she

should also be wary of Breast Cancer dat comes as its complication dats why Patient's with Breast Cancer are advised not to get Pregnant or have dr pregnancy

terminated because the Surge of Progesterone during this period worsens the growth of d Cancer in d breast.

saintjoel:
Which car do you want to buy for a million,where is the benz comin in from?

From the USA wanna know d duty cost now b4 proceeding.

Oh boy people don make me post rubbish for Facebook oh! Chai!

2015 d most sexy election in Nigerian history.
Feel like sticking my d*ck in a tight butt

What happens if one unknowingly clicks & opens those links?

ilovecritics:
If they impeach Fayose; the PDP will impeach the next governor, if he's APC!

And d impeachment continues...

Evasmil4:
2015 VOLVO XC90 Mixed with 2014 Benz GX450
A colabo between Volvo & Benz

Ayanma combination.

Benz-Bentley-Royce combo...

nurey:
Guy I was correcting you cause your impression was I was comparing a jeep to s-class I had to correct U that the LS is a sedan while the LX is a jeep its easy to get confused since there are more LX on road in naija than LS.

Again you are very funny, where do you I stay, camaro, mustang, charger, challenger are an everyday thing for me. When I see a corvette, am not bothered, its no biggie what's in an S350 now S400, S500, S550 to even the amg version. Yes they have a sleek design, sporty and off course a mercedes badge but if the 2015 models of audi A8, Lexus LS460 and S600 pass, the forget even the chairman driving the range rover will be whaoed 1st by audi followed by lexus and the merc comes in 3rd.

You keep on saying drive both cars, you think the first impression a car should be willing to give potential buyers is how it drives abi, I don't think so, I go to a car stand, shape is the first attraction, then what we have inside which the lexus can match the merc, the merc has a powerful engine, yes but the V8 powered lexus aint no joker too.

So what's the difference, benz has been in the market for a while and has always delivered its luxury without question that's why it has remained at the top, but only time will tell.

Shoroniyen?

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Hang Akiolu!! Turn him into a pariah!! String him by the balls!! Flog his flabby buttocks!!...No Justice,No Peace.. [/color]

Wetin your eye find go hin flabby buttocks?

Gay

Jeolight:
that doesn't stop the fact that Lagos is a no man's land. Lagos is for everybody. ntooor!

Oya clap for yourself

#Mumu.

zimoni:
He's from Badagry. His Mom is Igbo though.

Why did you answer him nah, you shouldn't have helped him out of his ignorance dat easy.

shadowgwalker:
soldiers no dey dull @all!!

Na only dem be d security we get for ds country oh....those police men na just Man O' War wey dem dash Pistol..

saintjoel:
Goodmorning folks,

We've just made a startling discovery when we were about claiming back an SUV seized while it was been smuggled to berger as it's final destination and we've decided to bring it to the notice of our dear customers and prospective customers.

Over the years,it's has been a normal thing to claim seized vehicles from customs after appeal letters have been written by agencies/agents.

The normal process was writing an appeal letter to the legal office of the local NCS command where the vehicle was seized and the legal office notifies the valuation unit,so on and so forth.

But to our dismay,it's now outright seizure for vehicles been smuggled across the border and when it's labeled as "SEIZURE",it's gone for good.

The only option left is a sort of "buy back",buy back means either the owner keeps track of the vehicle by going to abuja or he allows the agency do it for him/her,immediately the CG of NCS gives the order to auction of the seized vehicle,the owner would've shown interest and it can be sold back to the original owner.

Our submission is this,always make sure you pay duty before you bring in your vehicles through seme and idiroko routes.

What's d original duty for a 2004 Mercedes benz E320 & wat happens after the 70% levy is imposed...like how much will a ride of say 1million go for then?

Dandeson1:
.he doesn't look like his father at all, even the complexion with his mother is suspicious; D. I tink he should ask some questions

None of the kids resemble dr dad...are you sure that's their dad?

Never knew there was a Beemer thread, guys wat do you think between me choosing a BMW SUV X3 or E class both 04 models?

Ekowise:
problems in SS, SE & SW. no much report of problems from the North.

PDP is dead in the North already so everyone knows who they're voting for...you can't pay anyone to break ppls head, , most likely collect your money & break your own head.

ademega:
The riot no much for you to have time to take a shot of yourself
Thank your star that you are one of the few lucky ones in today's election . ask those people in other states .
*modify*
God is good....
1st2 comment in years .
Thank you GMB, the love i have for you woke up my political consciousness . I will not stop praying for you .
Nigeria shall be great again .
I love you Nigeria.

You never sabi people. Even if the dey die dem go still snap themselves upload am for Nairaland as "dying tinz" just to make frontpage.

theV0ice:
Northerners and elections sha

Politics is ingrained in their DNA

They are wiser if I must say, its d reason d whites handednover Nigeria to them when leaving.

IbnSultaan:
President GEJ was alone when he went to get accredited today... mama “Peace” was nowhere to be found... Reports suggest she is in Rivers State making her own kind of “PEACE”









The President elect heads back to the Polling Unit to cast his vote, with Mrs Aisha in tow

The Soldier wey suppose dey protect President dey busy with Camcoder dey video...

Toplink2u:
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So that you'll use my destiny to play ludo abi?

Shey you no want Sugar mummy/daddy ni?

ignis:
Are political thugs more than our security agents?

Naija I jail thee.


See how dem dey run like who lion dey pursue. I won't be surprised if the manipulated results by this thug is submitted and approved.

FTC. .. Dedicated to Buhari and All APC supporters.

No they shouldn't run, dy should wait & get pumoed with hot leads...ds country hard but nobody wan die oh..election no be by force biko

ozoigbondu:
Whosoever wins lagos should govern well but l hope Jimi wins

Jimi ko, Jimi my lover ni

ozoigbondu:
Millitary Brutality-But he should have never taken their picture openly these men hates having their picture taken

See what the crave for frontpage don cause?

iamrealdeji:
Because no one is perfect,and there is no one in this world that can practice his religion perfectly,there would always be flaws,humans ain't perfect,only God is

This is not about perfect but about a war you guys are planning to fight to probably finish off we d infidels from d surface of the eath ba?
So which peace are you talking about again? Is it d peace you'll get after finishing us off

Dem no even fear sey person fit thief d drone...see how close it came to people's faces...if na me I go just slap d tin comot my front.

refreshrate:
I didnt say so o ah oga! i said ive never driven the x3 before and really wish i had so i could contribute towards your decision. The x5 and the x3 are two different suvs and i guess its safe to assume similarities but id still advice a test first.

What model year of M class where you speaking of sir?

05 model..it has a bland interior jarey, no steering controls sef.

iamrealdeji:
Are you sick fool? I'm a muslim,but let the truth be told,some of these northerners are fake muslims,they just cover their evil deeds with islam,they paint us black,they paint muslims black,thats what I hate,you'd hear that most gays in Nigeria are northerners and they'd start dressing like good muslims instead of dressing to portray what they truly are,i hate when people do something very bad and shout Allahu Akbar at the end of the day,Allah is against anything bad,but these evil people are making it seem like they saw these crazy things in the Quran,and what I said about Gumsu is damn true,she'd never admit her father did wrong,she praises her father all the time she favorites tweets that relate to her father's evil deeds,and at the end of it all,she'd be shouting Ya Allahu,i don't consider someone like that a truthful person,she's a hypocrite,if you can't admit your father did wrong,why not just keep shut or don't say anything about that,but she can diss anybody even elders because of that villain father of hers
And mind you,i'll never die young insha allah,is this what Islam teaches? For you to just course anybody you don't know,Islam is a religion of peace,you're a disgrace to us,prophet Muhammad (SAW) never supported cursing and he even hated cursing,but that's what you're busy doing here and you claim to be a Jihadist,fake Jihadist,all your curses shall fall back to you

That Jihad sef, what kind of war is it? Cos you guys claim peace but yet chant jihad war again..which are we to believe? I think I'll believe d latter to be on d safe side

DAIL:
We were in BUK together she no fit graduate, drugs is all she is gud at, i hope say she done change....she looks pretty as usual.

Seriously? So you guys too dey do drugz? I think sey Muslims no dey donthose shiitt.

refreshrate:
Here's my take on buying cars
1. Dont rush
2. Yes reviews are good and stuff but nothing beats the hands on feeling of driving a car - I swear.
3.Decide on what truly fulfils your need for the car. Some people only like people turning heads to notice them in cars meanwhile some like people looking forward at their rear ends after they zoom past - like me

So take your time experience the cars in conditions and in sure you'll make a wise decision.

BTW what about the GL class you don't like the interior too?

Ahh! GL class ke.. sey I dey work for FCT no mean na me be Central Bank oh...abeg I never reach dat level yet...

Are you saying d handling of d X3 is shitty? Tot you gave good comment on d X5 nah. Me I lof SUV oh & na d X3 my money fit afford jarey. GL class kor, Masseratti ni