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HealthRe: Ogun Confirms Lassa Fever Outbreak As NYSC Member Dies by theophorus(m): 2:52pm On Mar 26, 2025
Well, a quick reminder that Death doesn't wait till you're Old, once the number of your days are complete, na to change location be that ooo.

RIP to the Corp member.
May we Never be Unfortunate.
TravelRe: Lagos To Install 3,000 E-Police and Speed Limit Cameras by theophorus(m): 9:07am On Mar 26, 2025
eepeepook:
Speed limit cameras, to be enforced by who? ROFLMAO. Naija never ready.
Am very sure you have never been to Lasgidi before.

You think "Center for Excellence" na just for mouth?
PoliticsRe: Why I Didn’t Pick Wike As Running Mate – Atiku Opens Up by theophorus(m): 8:59am On Mar 26, 2025
Okay.
That one otilo.

Next time when dem present list to you, you go reason am before you pick.
You no go pick by ordering again.
Christianity EtcRe: Failing To Marry A Woman You Deflowered Has Consequences, Pastor Olukoya Warns by theophorus(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2025
How many Men come dey bondage bayi?
How will they do the needed deliverance bayi?

Maybe na those men even dey affect this Countree.
BusinessRe: Naira Records Massive Depreciation Against Dollar Weekly At Official Market by theophorus(m): 7:46pm On Mar 22, 2025
Mindlog:
Failed Presidency. angry
According to which Marking Scheme?

omoredia:
A nation of fooIs. Is Tinubu as bad as those that thought he could deliver? I think not
Which Nation is that?

If you give a Kindergarten Teacher some Calculus to mark they will likely think the solution is mere gibberish.
This is probably why we have some of these funny comments.

Naira losses #18 but gained #10 in the open market, but na Bulaba comments some people dey post.
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Part Of Any Protest Over Nnamdi Kanu, Says Obi Of Onitsha by theophorus(m): 10:04am On Mar 21, 2025
Make Nsogbu-nsogbu people try protest small and make dem scatter ground for their area small, I Wan check maybe PBAT go Declare SoE for there too.

Make dem protest cos of Ekpa too ooo, sebi the guy na their 2nd dilector.
PoliticsRe: NANS Under State Capture, Now Seyi Tinubu’s Political Tool, Group Warns by theophorus(m): 9:49am On Mar 21, 2025
Oboy ooo, some people ehn.

Dem dey accuse Father of remote control Senate, FHR and SC and PDP, LP, NNPP, SDP etc...

While dem dey accuse Him Son of control NANS.

But these same people dey claim say na OTP He go do.
Abeg make these people dey one lane.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court nullifies judgement sacking Samuel Anyanwu As PDP National Sec by theophorus(m): 9:45am On Mar 21, 2025
Dem go still blame PBAT and Wike for this one too.
People wen never know the cause of their problem are very far from the solution.
If you think blaming others will take the problem away...
PoliticsRe: Kogi Lawmaker Empowers Constituents By Gifting Them One Motorcycle Tyre Each. by theophorus(m): 3:07pm On Mar 20, 2025
Him try.
That na almost 20k each.
Reason am for people wen get Bike.

But sha, he no make sense if you no get Bike.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor And His Wife Seen Flogging A Nursing Mother In Church (Photos) by theophorus(m): 2:48pm On Mar 20, 2025
Who tell you say this one na church or say the floggers na pastor dem be?

Any small thing una go just say Pastor.
This na shrine naw.
PoliticsRe: Oyo Govt Withdraws Charges Against Ooni’s Ex-wife Naomi, Oriyomi Hamzat by theophorus(m): 12:24pm On Mar 20, 2025
They showed Empathy, they showed compassion so you decided to drop the charges right? Continue.

When you were charging them and putting them in Agodi Shebi they didn't show Empathy and Compassion, it was after the Bail when they went Home and to their Radio station abi?

No wahala, continue ehn, Na 24 month remain for that man wen dey form Emperor, him file dey where people gather am put.

After 23 months the files will be opened one after the other.

He should not bother contesting for Senate ooo because he's gonna lule.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎70 Billion Fraud: EFCC Investigating Bauchi Governor Bala Mohammed by theophorus(m): 10:52am On Mar 20, 2025
Oya!
Either na witch-hunting ooo, that one no concern me, Sha make dem begin drag dem one by one.

70B only you and Poverty dey smell for plenty area for this Country.
CrimeRe: Imo Landlord Arrested For Shooting Tenant’s Son by theophorus(m): 8:43am On Mar 20, 2025
May the Boy be restored to perfect health.

NB: when your area is security threat because of untrained children who are busy causing mayhem up and down in the name of Biafl* or ****, this is the danger that comes with it.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Moment Sunita Williams, Butch Wilmore Returned To Earth (Video, Photos) by theophorus(m): 4:57pm On Mar 19, 2025
Welcome back to Earth.

Enjoy the Nature of Earth and all it's features.

Kobojunkie Abeg help make some Amala and Egusi with Ogufe to welcome them cool
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Swears-In Ibas As Rivers Sole Administrator (Photos) by theophorus(m): 3:29pm On Mar 19, 2025
Good.
All the Best to him.

Abeg, help me info Ibas that I no go mind SSA appointment ooo.
Atleast, I fit do am as Main/Side Hustle.

Ps: Anybody fit encourage those 5plot-dot in a circle people to do small Gragra? I Wan check maybe PBAT go still declare SoE for there.
PoliticsRe: FG To Release Rivers Allocation To Administrator by theophorus(m): 2:43pm On Mar 19, 2025
Oshey!
Atleast Public Servant salary is not delayed.

Oya, pay the Honorable all their outstanding allowances grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu In Meeting With Rivers Sole Administrator, Ibok-Ete Ibas (Video) by theophorus(m): 2:40pm On Mar 19, 2025
When una refuse to apply sense and continue Gragra.

PoliticsRe: Land Revocation, State Of Emergency: How PDP Suffered Double Loss In 24 Hours by theophorus(m): 2:37pm On Mar 19, 2025
When common sense seems not to be common.

PoliticsRe: Fubara Tele-guided Militants To Blow Up Pipelines – AGF by theophorus(m): 2:36pm On Mar 19, 2025
Wisdom is Profitable to direct

CelebritiesRe: PFN Accuses Verydarkman Of Releasing Fake Press Statement by theophorus(m): 2:08pm On Mar 19, 2025
temmyyem:
Both PFN and CAN are useless. The likes of Adeboye, Kumiyi, Oyedepo, olukoya, Paul Eneche and other fake pastors have made the bodies useless. If you think either of PFN or CAN represent anybody except the pastors and the rich politicians, you are deceived.
Kai! Who raise these kind of Children bayi?
You sure say Mpurumiri no dey inside your brain?

If you are in your conscious state and post this, then the people who raised you did a very bad job.

Sorry ehn, we understand that the examples you have around growing are very bad but please try and retrain yourself cos if you don't, that mindset can do damages ooo.
PoliticsRe: ​Timeline Of Wike-Fubara Fight's, Rivers Political Crisis Since 2023 by theophorus(m): 8:29am On Mar 19, 2025
Anybody wen dey encourage you to fight your benefactor Abeg run away from them ooo.

Anybody wen dey encourage you to break agreement wen you sign, Abeg run from them ooo.

Loyalty is key ooo.
PoliticsRe: PDP Summons Emergency Meeting Over Revocation Of Secretariat by theophorus(m): 9:08pm On Mar 18, 2025
Eeyaaah!

Instead, make una go find how una go settle dey matter na Press release una still dey do.
Una never learn from Fubara ordeal abi?
BusinessRe: Should I Use My 3million Naira Start A Business,or Start My Building Project by theophorus(m): 3:58pm On Mar 18, 2025
Since you have complete the foundation, please continue with the building.
Since you don't have idea of business for now.

Complete the building ASAP before thinking of business again.

Roseodd:
Please I urgently need advice.
I would have love to start a business,but I don't have ideas of any business now.
I have landed properties,I am also thinking of starting of building my house.
Please help me with advice 🙏🙏
PoliticsRe: Socialite Aisha Achimugu Flees Nigeria Amid EFCC Probe For Fraud by theophorus(m): 3:20pm On Mar 18, 2025
Oya!
Omolomo she don use scope Japa.
PoliticsRe: Rivers People Will Resist Wike, They Won’t Allow Him To Quench The Light - Nwala by theophorus(m): 3:19pm On Mar 18, 2025
How Saturday go be na from Friday we go know.
Person beat una black-Blue una still dey wan continue fight instead make una take una L and go.

Ajeku-Iya dey wait una.
FamilyRe: Naughty Things You Did While Growing Up. by theophorus(m): 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2025
Chop Okra with Bournvita
PoliticsRe: PANDEF Chair: Jonathan Wife Rolled On The Floor Begging Him To Make Wike Gov by theophorus(m): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2025
So?
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Wins Silverbird Governor Of The Year by theophorus(m): 7:33am On Mar 18, 2025
Dem call the state smelly but they have refuse to leave the state and keep using pictures and tags of the state in all their Social Media post.

Well, anybody can say anything but at the end of the day the Scorecard settles the noise.
PoliticsRe: Newly Elected Youth Leader Killed In Imo, Attackers Injure Siblings, Burn Houses by theophorus(m): 5:57am On Mar 18, 2025
Why does this seems to have the makers of Cultism?
Well, it seems it not Cultist because Cultists seems to only come for their Victim.

However when you make your region a violence center because you hate others then the ant infested wood will disturb you too.
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: Fubara Is Going Nowhere, Forget Wike, Lawmakers - Isaac Fayose by theophorus(m): 5:57am On Mar 18, 2025
What stake do you have in Rivers?
Who know you for Rivers?
What influence do you have on any Party in Rivers?

Ogbeni, Abeg face front ooo.
Who sign agreement and refuses to complete it, anything wen him eye see na him know ooo.
PoliticsRe: 40-Year-Old Nigerian, Accomplice Arrested For Drug Trafficking In India by theophorus(m): 5:57am On Mar 18, 2025
Well,
They think by calling others Drug Lord they can gaslight them and remove the focus from themselves.

But alas day in-day out it always their brothers.

NB: Money answereth all things and Money is Very Good but Money is not everything so please don't sell your soul for Money.

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