₦airaland Forum

Garbus:
my brother as long as aboki dey rule u and u dey follow orders of aboki just keep quite and focus on your work

Come on, this is democracy bruv, we all independent, and we take orders from no one.

LuciferAkbar:
Will he wear that rubbish there?

Ab0kis can sabi fall hand o.

Europeans will look smart in suit which shows they are ready for the day's job but my Ab0ki brethren will wear 20 yards of lace, smelling of imported Mali gworo, cow dung, fermented yellow kunu & adolescent menstrual bleed.





*spits

Even the Sultan and Emirs from the middle east know that they would wear suit when they attend international gatherings. But Nigerians, na we just like to show ourselves.

Oshiomhole: Buhari! Buhari!! Buhari no term for you.

Buhari: Fis is my second term. Or do you want to give me a tad term?

Tinubu: Osho, leave this one alone, he is in sifia pain.

Nickijoy:
This one na just kolo..
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looking unkempt and confused.

Exactly wetin I wan talk. Na craze when dey go scbool

Austria or Australia which one?

Why is Nigeria still underdeveloped?

Answer: Because of our primitive country-mates.

Lesson: I've been a staunch 'one Nigeria' person, but in the last few days I've come to understand the South would fare better on its own. Even Afonja and Igbo-Amaka's would work together and progress.

It's just my own view, nobody should view it with me, and nobody should block me.

Them accuse you abi them no accuse you? Yes! You are one of them, OYO let us hear word. The way he talk am, be like say he rape the girl.

Biglittlelois:
It's not what you're thinking.

Then what is it?

They could not even respect the dead dog...

Biglittlelois:
Cos I'm tired of giving my all and it doesn't work out.... I'm think of leaning towards things the Nigerian society frown at, for my peace of mind.

Things the Nigerian society frown at... like?

Hope it's not what I'm thinking

Ekez:
guy ,gal wey no be ma babe no ft dey bill me,
She'll be like "dear my hair rough i need to doit ,can yu give me some money to do it",those clothes are beautiful won't yu get one for me.
Ah bro reason am nah

People do charity, can't you do one too? You don't have to be Otedola.

SmellySperm:
u follow dey him category,una no dey take corrections

Do I look like I care?

Millions of people witnessed the war, some played an active role in it, some suffered during it, while some others watched comfortably from a distance. So you would get many versions of the event. Everyone who witnessed it has his or her own version of it. And they passed that down, so you'd definitely get a lot. The stories you'd get would be spiced, like our generals who leave out their failures and only publicize their victory.

One of the things I'm concerned with is this, why was Gowon not called to order after his soldiers carried perpetrated war crimes. The people who suffered most, were the innocent ones that Nigerian war planes shelled on a daily. But rogues like Ojukwu and his fellow separatists are celebrated. Those who died are the true heroes!

As a conclusion, I'd wish you well on your journey to unearth the truth about our past, and I know there would be an element of Truth in every story you're told.

Ekez:
if i talk naw una go say i dey boast so no need

If you're not broke, then why are you stingy?

SmellySperm:
it's nylon not lylon...... thank me later too

He spelt lylon, that means he pronounces it as lylon not nylon. Leave him alone, shey you understand wetin he dey talk.

Awon condom prescribers

Follygunners:
It probably jammed... Hopefully some stupid Pastor(s) doesn't claim this feat. Anyways, glad she's grateful to God.

Na she go be number 1 to give testimony on Sunday, Pastor go use am take preach.

Your wife may have Vaginimus.

Vaginismus: When your body just says no to sex, and fears penetration.

The vaginal muscles tighten up and the woman has no control over it.

Someone with it may find it hard inserting a tampon, struggle to have sex or feel a burning or stinging pain.

I'm not so sure. But, if this is what she has you shouldn't force it. Else you should be prepared for PENlS captivus, a situation when you get stuck inside her.

phelonrays:
Happy married Life....

but it looks like the aunty is more.....................

wetin I. know self

She's older?

This is the project that Bello has been working on for the last 3 years+.

Offpoint:
I'm not a football fan, but one thing I know is... music career is like football, there are some club a footballer will excel once they left that club.... they start struggling and battling with their career.


wish her well, she better be careful with white folks, they don't always have your interest at hand .

That's racist. Some people do not care about others, they are who they are not because they are black, or white, or Asian, but because it's who they are. You would not want to bring skin color into this.

And there's no need for Tiwa to be worried, she's janded already, a core professional, and to make things easier she'd be working with Efe and Vanessa. When it comes to Afro-beats, Efe is your go to man. And I see her getting better promotions, and well organized shows and tour schedule.

Boomgist:
That's what we were made to believe

Then go back to history

tohyorsih2:
What do you mean by "your folks"?

Your kind na, the womankind

OboOlora:
DO pussys now sag or is this a deek?
How can someone’s pussy be like this nitori Olohun laikinshey Amala Olaiya

You're in a better position to answer the question

tohyorsih2:
wakanda rubbish is this

I don understand your folks again o

Obainoneandonly:
rake as in fake? or what are you trying to say

She was saying : you just dey rake.

Boomgist:
Gowon

He wasted Nigeria's money, throwed it all away.

Oyo people, OYO is your case

Nice one

Trini4000:
Naija sef,,,, why them no comot the nylon wey the chair...

How them go take know say na new one