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Oh my God. I loved Brooklyn 99.

I've not see any episode since the middle of Season 2 though..

More people would know that it's Lady F again. Lol, Seriously though.
There's no campaigning. At least not on here.

ladyF:
What are the incentives for winning, let me know if I should campaign abeg

Are you on Nairaland?
Are you on Job/ Vacancies section either posting or just viewing?

If the answers to the above two questions are Yes,
Then you're a Joblander.

People are looking for different things on here.
Some, better jobs in terms of Pay
Some, better jobs in terms of Location
Others, better jobs in terms of Good Bosses even if it means a reduction in salary
Others, better jobs in terms of working in the field in which they studied.
Others, just here because they started from here

There's no caste system on here.

Please don't introduce one.

Merry Christmas and don't forget to nominate on the awards thread and please make it to the beach if you can.

tk4rd:
I no know ooo.
My pple just dey talk say, "de name u give ur dog, na im e go dey answer."

We that aren't working and we that aren't working in well paid firms, we're now the job landers?

Compliments of the season to you too.

tk4rd:
Most of monikers here are already working, and a good number of the "most" are working in very well-paid firms..
I can't explain more than this.
Merry Christmas.

Meanwhile you guys, The Job/Vacancies awards are ongoing.

Kindly go here: Job/Vacancies Awards 2015

I don't get the below. Please explain.

tk4rd:
Well, most of us here are not really joblanders.. Let's say, we are just aiming higher.. Higherlanders, or so to say. Nlnglanders.

Hi SunnyPar,

Kindly edit your comment and change the colour.


[quote author=Sunnypar post=41302244][/quote]

Hi Obi411,

I'm sure she can fit into a category above.

Unfortunately, we'll not be able to add any category or Honorary mention at this time. This is because we had a thread for discussions which was up for over a month.

When we do this again next year, kindly watch out for the discussion thread and pour out your thoughts.
Critiques of the process are welcomed. It's the only way it can get better.


[quote author=Obi411 post=41303368][/quote]

These Hoes ain't loyal..

And we're live.


[size=14pt]Jobs and Vacancies Section Awards 2015[/size]

*Unlooks*

Yes o,

We'll all be there.

All fried, Roasted and Cooked..

Kachisbarbie:
will you and therealadonye come?
What of that fried boy that deactivated? Will there be asun there?

See all the PH people don dey show face:

Cc150615
Amicable09
Faith2Ogesco


You guys should organize a small meetup for yourselves. Kind of what we did last year.

If you do it anytime after the 26th, I'd do my best to be present.

What say y'all?

Adeaks, Lero15


Noted

Not time for this yet.

cc avicky

But very soon..

artisticallyart:
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It's the gist..

Married and Single women are not on the same gist level.
Most times the married women would want to hook their single friends so they can get married too and 'upgrade' their gist.

Men really don't care for the most part. We can play PS4 and drink Beer with anyone.
PS4 and Beer doesn't care about your Marital status.

Respect!! Respect!!!

davide470:
In the light of the recent happenings and pronouncement by OPEC, the elevated levels of production will continue, and the global oil market will remain oversupplied.

Also, with Iran already getting in the heat of the “market share war”, OPEC is more likely to raise the “current” production ceiling of 30MMbpd in recognition of Iran’s entry, rather than cut. This will pressure crude oil price in 2016, say Q1 - Q2 and hopefully OPEC will meet before its scheduled June 2016 meeting if prices get too low in their views.

In summary, Oil prices ain't going up for a while.

These are the categories we have so far. They've been consolidated with Last year's.
What should be added? What should be removed?

Let's make our contributions. We have until the 18th.
On the morning of the 19th, the thread would be locked and we'll proceed to the Awards proper.

Thanks.

cc davide470, tolutweety, goldendainty, abimbawealth,
adeaks, lovethchioma, singlefade25, naanxie, amicable09, eldeevee, issylarry, faith2ogesco, sashap, presva, karleone, lero15, busybee15, bennyzino, lantessy, laurelp, macmaster01, cc150615, mtor, geobukky, ksstroud, goldendr, dabosslady, scarplanet, olutola88, jamean, stenon, blesseene, emasel, veevean1, elshakes, geoola25, tollyb

1. Thread Creator of the year: Award for the Person with the most number of sensible job threads
2. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions most
3. Sense maker of the year: An Award for the Person with most number of informed comments on the job section
4. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
5. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
6. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
7. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
8. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
9. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
10. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
11. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
12. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
13. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
14. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
15. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
16. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who opened an account before the Nairaland tsunami and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.
17. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
19. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time
20. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
21. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
22. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
23. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
24. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander
25. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
26. Most anxious: The poster who always wants to know the status of different applications
27. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
28. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
29. Couple of the year: Self Explanatory.

Came across the 100 level one..

Hilarious..

[quote author=davide470 post=40888882][/quote]

Yo Davide470,

You ever go through the posts of your old Sobriquet and wonder what the hell you were thinking?

How I contact someone, Ideally.

1. Phone Call
2. Text Message
3. BBM, Whatsapp

Dream team right now

Meanwhile,

Are you VERY smart and looking for a career in digital marketing?

Try @hotelsng online entry exam for a job: https://twitter.com/markessien/status/672490838644154368


Even if you're not looking for a job, try it..

Mail received.

Lagos.