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Augustap:
The stew expired a long time ago
My day was good, yours?

Lmao.

I'm doing just great dearie.

Hope you had a fantastic weekend yourself.


Austa please let's get in touch outside of here, I promise I'm a cool guy

safarigirl:
the way she is talking, you will think she is sinless


Na dem dey do the worst inside house.


Live and let live, no be say you go suffer for earth finish, still no make heaven. They are judging club goers and condemning them as immoral people, thereby act8ng exactly like the Pharisees that Jesus condemned. Most Christians today are just Pharisees

Yes o, dem holier than thou people.

The essence of Christianity has been thoroughly abused and bastardized.

PrimadonnaO:
Read at Emmanuel Kings argument very well. He's made absolute sense.

If you want to be immoral or overt, go on. You're an adult! But don't you dare paint black as white! A proper Christian, in all honesty...has no business being in a club.

Been to a club twice. Got no business going there again.

People like you would have called for Jesus head when he went to dine in a tax collector's house with many other sinners and when he committed the "abomination" of letting a prostitute close to him and allowing her touch him.

O ye Pharisee, I tell you that even the prostitutes of this world will be in the kingdom of heaven before your kind...rings a bell?

I hope it does

Zieina:
You had to stoop so low. Anyhow, I'm a better person than you can ever be cos I treat less privileged people with kindness. Have you bothered to ask your mum why she brought you up like this?

That said, oloriburuku eniyan jati jati ni iya e.

Stoop low you say?

My mom is late and you just dragged her into this frivolous matter?

If you're smart you'd have noticed I said something like a wise person knows that it's better to treat your workers with kindness however it is not compulsory.

I mentioned clearly that this is in a case of paid maid who should not even be referred to as helps cos it's an employment situation.

I believe you must have worked before and know that one is not bound by any laws to be kind to their employees but only the terms of employment must be adhered to.

Stop bringing sentiments into every situation cos if I pay you for a service you render me I'm not obliged to show you further kindness but wisdom upholds that one be kind in such situations, in fact in every situation.

You have to apologize for bringing my mom into this matter or I'll curse you from here and trust me if I do you'll be wondering what happened to your life in a few months time.

If you're not willing to apologize it's fine but at your own great risk.

Zieina:
Please grow up? Tell your mama that. Where I come from we treat helps well. Perhaps mummy didn't teach you that.

P.S - it isn't a choice, it's a responsibility. And if you still decide not to understand this, blame it on your upbringing.

You call my mum into this matter?

Silly bunkum like you.

Yet you wonder why no man is willing to give you a ring when you're quick to throw insults around.

Ezi ofia di ka gi.

Ko ni da fun iya e gan gan.

Zieina:
Lol, you're funny. Ok, this woman opined that as long as you're meeting your terms of contract which includes paying your staff (maid) well, then madams do not need to give them any "preferential" treatment.

She made this statement when Morayo, the show host, was talking about how she treats her househelp. She said she takes her out with the kids even to amusement parks.

Look if you're paying a maid then she is simply an employee and you as the employer can choose to go the extra mile to make her feel good, that's if one is conferred with divine wisdom.

You're only looking at everything through prisms and in this case you're only looking for reasons to back your innate prejudice against a certain tribe.

Please grow up.

ahahnow:
Please are there private buses that can pick people join to work in the same area? I am tired of injuring myself, sitting next to dirty, smelly people, fighting for change and jumping in and out of public buses! Please help me with a phone number and website please

Where do you stay? Where do you work?

Augustap:
Lol.... I prefer jollof to stew oh

Lmao.

The stew has expired already?

Grant my 2018 wish baby....

Where you at currently?

Or would you rather we take this convo outta here? Cos I'd actually love that...


How has your day been?

Augustap:
Lol...thanks. I'm good, you?

We pushing my dear.

We give praise go the most high

What's your location atm?

Been crushing on you for too long and it's time I spilled the...stew...

Augustap:
This guy sha
He was told that Atiku was waiting for him. Eziokwu!!!
Just see tactics.
He really means business

Hey cutie...

Been a while...hope you're doing great.

Looking creamy and almost edible on the dp

BenzEne1:
Funny thing is those media outlets and justice campaigners would say nothing when Israel uses chemical weapons against stone-throwing Palestinians. And a lot of people on here would praise Israel for such acts. Hypocrisy

Chief they kill foreigners not their own people.

If the army can open fire on its own citizens I assure you you're far from safe anywhere you are in this country.

Stop defending the indefensible.

Augustap:
Lol, didn't know that each tribe had distinct features
Btw, I'm from Enugu.

Lol.

Discerning eyes can see the distinct features my dear...there's something about Igbo ladies that I just can't explain


Those that know, know


Do have yourself a fantastic Thursday ahead.

TGTIF.

clems88:
could this be another case of Romeo and Juliet ride on bro nothing do you the bae ' s cute

Lol.

Bro, just friendly banter, and yea she's cute.

Augustap:
Hahahahahaha, yea i tried to follow you back, but i didn't see you. So me sef come chill
My day was good, and yours nna?

Lol, oya goan follow me back joor.


Was just a normal day yesterday. Hectic as usual.

I just knew you had to be Igbo.

The facial features...and lips...and eyes...they gave you away nwanyi oma


Meanwhile, I'm terrible at chatting on social media these days, would have loved to get talking with you outside here.

Meanwhile, there's only two states I think you could be from.

Anambra or Imo? Am I right or right?

Top of the morning to you dear

Augustap:
Not everyone really

Lol, hyperbole - one of my favorites.

Don't worry, I unfollowed you back


Maybe I need to do exactly what you did sef, just that I know a lot of the peeps I follow in real life.

How was your day nne?

Augustap:
Lol. Don't mind him jare. Don't worry, i don't kill.

Yea, as if I didn't know you couldn't hurt a fly.

Btw, why did you unfollow everyone, me inclusive?
Is it the change thing?

Augustap:
Okay, I'll confess
1. I'm responsible for the death of Sani Abacha
2. I assassinated Muritala Mohammed
3. I'm responsible for changing former first lady, Patience Jonathan's speech, there by causing blunders during her speech
4. I killed Yar'adua cos he slim fitted the shirt i gave to him
5. I'm the master minder of the Aba women's riot of 1929. Why won't they give me a farmland too
6. I'm the master minder of some e-wars on nl
7. The greatest crime of all, my signature caused your curiosity, nd curiosity kills the cat. So you're a cat, and i might kill

Of all the crimes mentioned herein, why did you leave out the most bizarre of them all?

You're responsible for causing upheaval in that guy's brain that keeps mentioning you on every FP thread

Wetin you do that guy abeg?

A case of ignored love, attention seeking or chronic friendzoning or schizo?.

Meanwhile, curiosity never killed the cat, it was a lie. What curiosity did was land a bullet in the monkey's brain

So...got any bullets for me? I hope you don't miss

Augustap:
I've been banned sometimes, even for unbelievable crimes So ban is my culture and it's also my way of life

Augusta you're a criminal o




For real though, I know you mean more than NL ban.


Give me a hint, I know you're talking alora here baby

Augustap:
Who tweaked ur brain? Whoever did, did it wrongly
You're seriously mad and you have no one to tell you

So what do you know about BAN huh?

Blackfyre:
Me Before You.

Exactly, that's the movie bro.

tgmservice:
Most Nigerians can beg and can still display the worst act of wickedness

Dear lord, please dash this guy sense.

Having sex everyday ke?

Is that what I came to the life to do?


It is not advisable for a man to have sex everyday dear people. It weakens you spiritually, mentally and physically.

Airforce1 what do you think bro?

QueenSekxy:
lolz na the thing
..it was cool yours?

Was nicee. Slept like a baby...

You're still evading answering the question

What would you do if you're in such a situation dear

Praisles:
ho really? saw something similar in brave, no vex sir. what i would do? let me read the conditions attached again, will reply you soon hehehe

Lol. Okay,waiting.


Lalasticlala farano, rocktation, FP worthy material right here.

Let's get nairalanders' wide opinion on this.

Praisles:
And the title is BRAVE

Hollywood movie ma'am, not nollywood.

I think the title is You Before Me or something g like that.

So if you were in the situation, what would you do?

QueenSekxy:
thank God it's a movie

Lol.

What would you do love?

Very tough call though.

Does it mean life is meaningless without sex? Coz the major issue I sense here is the fact that he can't bang anymore.

One just has to pray not to ever be in such a shitty situation.

How was your night nne?

So I was seeing a Hollywood movie recently, sorry but I can't recall the name.

The movie prompted the creation of this thread.

So straight to the koko.

You're about to get married in two weeks' time. Plans have been set in motion, the ball is rolling.

Then the world crashed on it all... Your fiance is involved in a terrible accident.

He survives but the doctors say he can't use any muscles from his neck down.

He has to be cared for like a baby for the rest of his life

He can't have sex, he can't walk around, he can't do absolutely anything for himself.


So the one million dollar question is: will you the fiancee continue with the wedding as planned? Or will you walk away?


I know it's a tough one, so drop your opinion.

Life is one crazy place and this could actually happen to anyone.

QueenSekxy:
seems your village people don't have shamelessness in their dictionary

Hi hi dear.

Kekwanu?

Been a while.