₦airaland Forum

Hafeez5000:
I designed a keke napep I got a bank interested in buying 30 pieces but they want to see a prototype to know am capable of building it I know all the materials required to build it.i can build it.but I don't have funds to build it.i met a lot of rich people to invest or give me loan but they don't want to support me why is that? am tired and frustrated.

You tried but keke is something that already exists here in Nigeria, if you want to innovate something then be creative and innovative something new, not modifying something that already exists.

You just posted a modified picture of the average kekenape we see on a daily basis, nothing special.

NorthernAgender:
How can a member of terrorist organization still be struggling to become president of the same country is terrorising. Imagine a bokoharam member come out to contest for president.


You ipob terrorist that hoping you will get voters from northern Christians you are just fooling around. No single vote for you idiot

This is exactly why black people are underdeveloped and backward, because they put tribalism and Religion before common sense, you know ipob is not a terrorist group, you know that boko haram and Fulani herds men has been the one killing and kidnapping Northerners and other Nigerians for the last 8years, you know all these things but you choose not to say the truth, instead your hatred for your fellow black man who looks exactly like you has caused you to speak like a fool.

Tinubu gave me the first blue pen I had, it was a special type of biro called bala blue bluehu bolabai.

ElSudani:
He is gearing up to deliver your first crushing defeat under the Labourers party too.

Muslim animal, if I catch that your useless Muhammad I go beat am.

But seriously why will anyone choose to serve Nigeria?

Why join the army when the government and your Ogas at the top are terrorist sympathizers?

Why join the army when the same Oga who sent you for a mission will tell boko haram where you are so they can ambush and kill you?

Finally why join the army when you are paid like a slave despite risking your life ?

It's not worth it.

Joeyfizzo:
Angry goat....don't worry they will finish ur father's village in Afghaneastern.... goat

What this one saying? Wetin concern East concern wetin the guy talk? nor bring tribalism enter this thread abeg.

Valkrie:
The lady should involve the police, efcc, icpc, cbn and the court...the money would come out sharply...!! Criminals everywhere...!!! The man who's account the money enter have to answer some questions...!!

What do you expect when banks employs contracts staffs and pay them peanuts and these same staff having access to customers info regarding monies running into millions...!!!? They would simply help themselves and run away from the bank there after...!!!

This is the major problem, poor salary, how can you employ somebody to be managing millions of naira and pay them 60,000 naira, it's madness.

Most banks make around 40-50 million naria per month, why can't they pay their workers well? Instead they will only employ contract staff with HND and pay them 60k/month with the excuse that they have HND that's why they are being paid that low, of course the staff will steal of given the opportunity.

Na you be chief of addiction

peepydelano:
No cause for alarm, na candidate wey get hope dy take precautions

I tire for people like you who support a candidate like Tinubu or Atiku.
I know you know what is right, why not just keep religion/tribe aside and do the right thing?
Even if you are not suffering people from your tribe are suffering, Nigerians are suffering. We both know that Peter Obi is the most qualified candidates in this election, just rise above tribalism/religion/selfish interest and do the right thing please, this is serious, people are loosing their lives and committing suicide due to the hardship in this Country.
Have some sympathy and do what is right please.

Johnpeter3021:
Watch Below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opzv8bK22pk

Misleading topic, you say burna boy de grab one woman nyanch and I nor see any nyanch grabbing for the video, only how burna boy buy new Lamborghini.

You just want to get views by all means, I almost reported your video to YouTube, almost, I already typed a message witu the link to this thread, but I just changed me mind.

Stop misleading people

And if you quote me de make mouth I go report your video to YouTube.

siofra:
If you like wail and die

A woman's vagina is more valuable than money.

Continue, if you nor de careful just the way them de use fish set trap for rat na so them go use money set trap for you and cut your breast and toto take do money rituals.

Madam when wan rip from another person hard work.

FactBoyz:
The Presidential Elections is expected to come up on February 25 2023 and as Nairalanders, it's time to know who most of us support here.

Simply [b]LIKE [/b]the name of the candidate you support.

Thanks...

Peter Obi of the LP

Halimaatz:
If he doesn't deserve love when broke, never try to stop him from getting numerous loves when he makes money.

You are the only woman that have sense in this thread, the thing is that, as a man, if you meet your wife even you are already rich, you have every right cheat, but if you have a loyal woman who started from the trenches with you, you have no right to cheat. That's just how it is

Zonefree:
What you want for yourself is reaping where you did not sow and it's a criminal offence in a sane country.

na bergers many Nigerian women be, no shame at all

Jennyclay:
wahala wa o! Egba mi o .

Edakun, is it a crime to speak what I want for myself? Zonefree I'm not the cause of your brokeness. Don't come and pour your anger on me. Go and make money like your mates and take good care of your girlfriend/wife. Shior!

This is the funny part a girl that has no job and beges men for data on WhatsApp will be calling people broke mad oh

Peterrio:
Good man my foot

Will you be happy seeing her smiling but looking rough and tattered?

Is it the man's fault that she is looking rough?
Is she a baby?
Why can't she make money and take care of herself?
Only children are to be taken care of not a grown A$$ woman who weigh over 70kg.

Awon "I just need to be taken care of" full blown adult woman with mouth odor and smelling shit and 50 body count wants to be treated like a baby. Nigerian women over useless.

Duchessree:
Op , I'm 100% sure your female friend did not tell you this .. Lol

Yes, I know the OP made it up, but truth be told, this is the mindset of most Nigerian women.

Jennyclay:
Come and strangle me nw.




You should be ashamed of yourself! You don't have money, you don't have a car, you don't have a house of your own, you don't even have a well paying job and you want to put someone's daughter in poverty. Biko is it Love I will eat

Shame!!

Do you have money?
Do you have a house?
Do you have a car?
Do you even have job or your job is to beg men for money on WhatsApp?

You want to be leaching on someone's son, na na "hello baby have you sent it" the man go chop ?

Jennyclay:
Absolutely right.

Can you allow your sisters or daughters to marry a broke man?

I can't allow my brother or son to marry a broke woman either.

To survive for Nigeria nor be play
things shouldn't be this hard in any human habitat, the state of Nigeria is not normal at all.

Roboto11:
When did Php die?

Years ago, them don bury am since, Java de try kill am all these while with no success untill Node.js team up with Java, them strangle PHP to death. So you nor here the story ?

Reggaemich:
no vex

I no mean to quote u

No problem, if you need to understand any of my laws let me know ?

gimakon2:
There is a company in crossover that hired my friend and pays him $60,000 / year for PHP Laravel.
Stop talking what you do not know.

One example, of course there are still companies using it, but compared to node.js and java, php is less efficient. It'll become irrelevant in the future

suratwo62:
PHP is a popular general-purpose language that powers many popular websites and applications. While it may not be as popular as some newer languages, it's still widely used and supported by a large community of developers. Many of the world's most successful companies use PHP, so it's not going to die in 2023. On the contrary, we predict that it's going to become more popular. Source : https://www.scoredigital.io/articles/is-php-going-to-die-in-2023

Which kind more popular?

It's fading out gradually, you still hear PHP because many tech companies use to use it back in the days, but now they are transitioning out of it, there is no point learning a dying technology.

emonkey:
PHP is dead? You are a comedian Bro .

Lol, I don talk my own.

AKEEMNAS:
This is your opinion and for the record PHP is not dead.
Most of the web services you come across online are running on PHP, even CMS (Content Management System) platforms, a good example of this is WordPress.

Even Slack, the popular collaboration tool was built on PHP.

@OP you can start with either of the two, if you decide to choose PHP, you can learn Laravel after learning PHP.
No Technology is dead or useless. Just learn one and be proficient at it, then you can learn others on the journey. All the best.

It's fading out gradually, you still hear PHP because many tech companies use to use it back in the days, but now they are transitioning out of it, there is no point learning a dying technology.

Efewestern:
PHP isn't dead, while we can agree that you can do more (Functionalities) with Node JS, PHP is still very much useful.

It's fading out gradually, you still hear PHP because many tech companies use to use it back in the days, but now they are transitioning out of it, there is no point learning a dying technology.

Reggaemich:
Oga we are not studying thermodynamics or heat and mass transfer

Have it at the back of your mind, that if the elements in HELL are found on earth, then know

HELL Is very much REAL

How far na

Shittaakeem:
See this one

Lol, I'm entitled to my opinion.