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Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:48pm On Aug 24, 2009
Thank you, Your Honor wink
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:40pm On Aug 24, 2009
~Sits down~

What's next?
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:35pm On Aug 24, 2009
~Stepped forward~

I solemnly swear to accept and abide by all the charges, so help me God
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 7:34pm On Aug 24, 2009
Bluespice, it's not me. I swear I didn't do anything.
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 7:30pm On Aug 24, 2009
@KB, C2's love for AMAKA is waxing stronger.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:30pm On Aug 24, 2009
ROMANTIC DISPUTE    COURT  

Country _______NAIRALAND_____________________

I(TheSeeker) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the Romantic Dispute Court, and the Constitution of the Republic Of Nairaland, and that I will faithfully perform the duties of the office of ____JURY___________________  according to the best of my ability,with absolute integrity without recourse to anything that will tarnish my image or bring this honourable court to disrepute.I also vow to uphold the constitution of this court all time so help me God.

_______[i]TheSeeker[/i]_________________________________
                                                 Signature


Subscribed and sworn to before me, this _24_____ day of ___AUGUST__________, 2009_

WITNESSED BY: ______Honourable Tubabie___________________________________
_________________________________________
_______Honourable Justice IFELEKE_________________  CHIEF JUDGE
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:25pm On Aug 24, 2009
~Right hand raised~
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 7:04pm On Aug 24, 2009
The honorable court, I'm sorry about the hold up and delay. I had some pertinent and pressing issues to tend. I'm deeply sorry.

Shall we begin?
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 10:17am On Aug 24, 2009
IFELEKE:
Yes citizen seeker,your application has been meritoriously approved after it passed the public scrutiny test. Clerk plat will summon you as soon as she arrives for your oath taking/swearing in ceremony.
Be Prepared.
Thank you, Your Honor. I shall be anticipating the summon.
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Attemped To Scatter A Church Because Of Empress! by TheSeeker(m): 10:05am On Aug 24, 2009
Shame!!!!

Timaya's a musician, Empress is an actress (that's if it's Empress Njamah)
Romance › Re: Kissing With Your Eyes Open? by TheSeeker(m): 9:53am On Aug 24, 2009
A kiss without your eyes closed? Dude, you must definitely come from another planet. I never kissed with my eyes open, so I don't know what it is like.
Romance › Re: 'why Is It Always Hard For Me To Get Babe by TheSeeker(m): 9:29am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313375.msg4409342#msg4409342 date=1251083600]your profile says it all, no! i wasn't referring to your pic. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed your quote says, "nothing comes easy" grin grin grin[/quote]E don tey wey I know say God don punish you grin grin grin [s]Oh boy when I look the guy pic, I shock. . . shuuuu!!![/s]
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by TheSeeker(m): 9:15am On Aug 24, 2009
Honorable Judge, you asked for my presence here?
Romance › Re: Does This Matters Or Counts? by TheSeeker(m): 8:53am On Aug 24, 2009
It's dicey. But mostly the way you present yourself is what will determine if a girl will respect you or not; and it comes down to what respect means to you. You need to tell your friend that, "respect is reciprocal". He might want to work on that too.

Usually when you respect a woman, you'll get it back but not a lot of them will return the gesture. Some foolish ones among them will think you're a jerk for respecting them or probably dumb - those don't deserve it and it won't hurt if you ignore and totally shut them down.
Romance › Re: Please Write An Open Letter To Your Ex by TheSeeker(m): 8:42am On Aug 24, 2009
N2D, you've added molue hawking to your catalogue of regular activities?
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 4:22am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4409347#msg4409347 date=1251083664]sharraaap! amebo! angry angry angry[/quote]Don't shout too much so that high blood pressure doesn't come back to you like electric bill
Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(op): 4:17am On Aug 24, 2009
Amosexy, boo ni? She gbogbo nko dun? Bawo ni soosi?

This is the link. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-313538.64.html#top
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 4:09am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4409204#msg4409204 date=1251081166]so u've been counting?  shocked shocked shocked i have lost count sha  embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed[/quote]I'll see how your darling Unitee will react to this YIM transaction grin
Romance › Re: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by TheSeeker(m): 2:55am On Aug 24, 2009
And suddenly the atmosphere has turned to a night of introductory meeting grin
Romance › Re: What's Your View: Ladies Or Guys? Who Cheat More? by TheSeeker(op): 2:47am On Aug 24, 2009
You must honestly be enjoying the drive of exchanging words with me. But I'll shove your foolishness back into your empty bony skull. Your sense of reasoning must have gone so extinct that you don't understand a simple question; many people have contributed to it, but your lame, dull, negligible, inconsequential, and gullibly stupid pig can't say anything concrete about it, neither do you know what to make of the question asked. Have your brain put to proper use and just maybe you might stop hallucinating and stop that cheap drugs you are on. It's bad for your health at this age. It'll make you go through a terrible brain damage, a stage which you're approaching to commencing.

~Keeping silent after this comment to you~  
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 2:21am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4408853#msg4408853 date=1251076382]don't worry, u are home and dry now girl, we will soon take our transaction to YIM where the full details of your contract will be explained to u  wink


junior, go to your room!  angry angry angry[/quote]And she'll be the 2034th on your YM? grin
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 2:20am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408864#msg4408864 date=1251076565]i am coming after your sorry ass, after all i have trained u with and spent so much on u, this is how u repay me, u'll die the death of a betrayal angry[/quote]Story of my life. . . why am I scared? Stop recounting. grin
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 2:08am On Aug 24, 2009
Yes, they should. I'm sure you know Unitee will have died before she finishes loading
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 2:08am On Aug 24, 2009
whiteroses:
ok i'm with you now  wink
lol
I sure hope you won't regret it. F'awo ra'ja oshi angry
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 2:04am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408796#msg4408796 date=1251075741]***loads his shot gun TX style*** angry angry angry angry[/quote]Odieshi!!!! lipsrsealed
Events › Re: H.a.p.p.y. B.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. B.l.u.e.s.p.i.c.e.! by TheSeeker(op): 2:02am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4408765#msg4408765 date=1251075473]still with the big gun, ME! and your life will never be the same cool cool cool cool cool[/quote]Still matriculating women into your love-vendor ship?
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 1:58am On Aug 24, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408756#msg4408756 date=1251075346]u mean what dying for bcuz sum1 is about to be assassinated ooo! angry angry angry[/quote]Hypertension isn't a superstition, nigga!! Slow down or your heart will break. Do you want me to report you to Unitee?
Celebrities › Re: Sauce Kid Hot Or Not by TheSeeker(m): 1:52am On Aug 24, 2009
Thank you jare
Romance › Re: What's Your View: Ladies Or Guys? Who Cheat More? by TheSeeker(op): 12:54am On Aug 24, 2009
Crude Oil:
Your question doesnt make sense.
Neither are you making sense either, but my question sure makes sense than you ever will
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by TheSeeker(m): 12:50am On Aug 24, 2009
Rick Ross ft NAS - Usual Suspect
Nairaland General › Re: C2h5oh, Na2day - Magnetic Men On Nl! Oyinda, Gators, Bluespice -- Rate Them Plz by TheSeeker(op): 12:26am On Aug 24, 2009
Kunbee:
@TS why u dey disgrace me like dis nao ehn oga fun e am just kidding i can take it down asap if it aint cool wiv u
Disgrace you ke? Mi o to be grin
Celebrities › Re: Sauce Kid Hot Or Not by TheSeeker(m): 11:24pm On Aug 23, 2009
~Disappointed~

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