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Thank you, Your Honor ![]() |
~Sits down~ What's next? |
~Stepped forward~ I solemnly swear to accept and abide by all the charges, so help me God |
Bluespice, it's not me. I swear I didn't do anything. |
@KB, C2's love for AMAKA is waxing stronger. |
ROMANTIC DISPUTE COURT Country _______NAIRALAND_____________________ I(TheSeeker) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the Romantic Dispute Court, and the Constitution of the Republic Of Nairaland, and that I will faithfully perform the duties of the office of ____JURY___________________ according to the best of my ability,with absolute integrity without recourse to anything that will tarnish my image or bring this honourable court to disrepute.I also vow to uphold the constitution of this court all time so help me God. _______[i]TheSeeker[/i]_________________________________ Signature Subscribed and sworn to before me, this _24_____ day of ___AUGUST__________, 2009_ WITNESSED BY: ______Honourable Tubabie___________________________________ _________________________________________ _______Honourable Justice IFELEKE_________________ CHIEF JUDGE |
~Right hand raised~ |
The honorable court, I'm sorry about the hold up and delay. I had some pertinent and pressing issues to tend. I'm deeply sorry. Shall we begin? |
IFELEKE:Thank you, Your Honor. I shall be anticipating the summon. |
Shame!!!! Timaya's a musician, Empress is an actress (that's if it's Empress Njamah) |
A kiss without your eyes closed? Dude, you must definitely come from another planet. I never kissed with my eyes open, so I don't know what it is like. |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313375.msg4409342#msg4409342 date=1251083600]your profile says it all, no! i wasn't referring to your pic. your quote says, "nothing comes easy" [/quote]E don tey wey I know say God don punish you [s]Oh boy when I look the guy pic, I shock. . . shuuuu!!![/s] |
Honorable Judge, you asked for my presence here? |
It's dicey. But mostly the way you present yourself is what will determine if a girl will respect you or not; and it comes down to what respect means to you. You need to tell your friend that, "respect is reciprocal". He might want to work on that too. Usually when you respect a woman, you'll get it back but not a lot of them will return the gesture. Some foolish ones among them will think you're a jerk for respecting them or probably dumb - those don't deserve it and it won't hurt if you ignore and totally shut them down. |
N2D, you've added molue hawking to your catalogue of regular activities? |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4409347#msg4409347 date=1251083664]sharraaap! amebo! [/quote]Don't shout too much so that high blood pressure doesn't come back to you like electric bill |
Amosexy, boo ni? She gbogbo nko dun? Bawo ni soosi? This is the link. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-313538.64.html#top |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4409204#msg4409204 date=1251081166]so u've been counting? [/quote]I'll see how your darling Unitee will react to this YIM transaction ![]() |
And suddenly the atmosphere has turned to a night of introductory meeting |
You must honestly be enjoying the drive of exchanging words with me. But I'll shove your foolishness back into your empty bony skull. Your sense of reasoning must have gone so extinct that you don't understand a simple question; many people have contributed to it, but your lame, dull, negligible, inconsequential, and gullibly stupid pig can't say anything concrete about it, neither do you know what to make of the question asked. Have your brain put to proper use and just maybe you might stop hallucinating and stop that cheap drugs you are on. It's bad for your health at this age. It'll make you go through a terrible brain damage, a stage which you're approaching to commencing. ~Keeping silent after this comment to you~ |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4408853#msg4408853 date=1251076382]don't worry, u are home and dry now girl, we will soon take our transaction to YIM where the full details of your contract will be explained to u ![]() junior, go to your room! [/quote]And she'll be the 2034th on your YM? ![]() |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408864#msg4408864 date=1251076565]i am coming after your sorry ass, after all i have trained u with and spent so much on u, this is how u repay me, u'll die the death of a betrayal [/quote]Story of my life. . . why am I scared? Stop recounting. ![]() |
Yes, they should. I'm sure you know Unitee will have died before she finishes loading |
whiteroses:I sure hope you won't regret it. F'awo ra'ja oshi ![]() |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408796#msg4408796 date=1251075741]***loads his shot gun TX style*** [/quote]Odieshi!!!! ![]() |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=313538.msg4408765#msg4408765 date=1251075473]still with the big gun, ME! and your life will never be the same [/quote]Still matriculating women into your love-vendor ship? |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=311677.msg4408756#msg4408756 date=1251075346]u mean what dying for bcuz sum1 is about to be assassinated ooo! [/quote]Hypertension isn't a superstition, nigga!! Slow down or your heart will break. Do you want me to report you to Unitee? |
Thank you jare |
Crude Oil:Neither are you making sense either, but my question sure makes sense than you ever will |
Rick Ross ft NAS - Usual Suspect |
Kunbee:Disgrace you ke? Mi o to be |
~Disappointed~ |
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