₦airaland Forum

zomby:
even a 10 year old "Palestinian" boy will give you the list of all the things he's doing to help his people. nigerians will just talk rubbish just for the sake of talking and go to sleep to return back to the same bull shi t talk the following day, with nothing solid to contribute.

And who want to die?. . .Why can't you stand up and contribute sumn too?

mukina2:
Creamish i tell you to call spawnie for me u dey talk there?

call am jare


Sly

if spawnie nor come . my katana is ever ready

Oh shut up!
Spawnie ko. . .Pancake ni. . .

Why is it that Female Children are more intelligent than their male counterpart.
They are sharper in memory, learn things faster and don't forget things easily?

The fact that your female children are supposedly more intelligent than their male counterpart. . . .
Doesn't mean that all female children are more intelligent than males. . .your claim is a complete farce as far as i'm concerned.
As a matter of fact. . Its the other way around in most cases.

mukina2:
creamish where spawnie dey?

spawnie oya attackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Sly i have called him o berra run

Call who?. . .Our house help?

mukina2:
Creamish
no one na

na me wan beat one girl but Ika beg me

Uzzy
wey Ajad?

Hey Ma Sweetest dear Muki!
I don miss u sha!

stillwater:
There's nothing you can do especially if she's headstrong like me . I can heed to my parents but some brother? Lai lai

Thank your stars you are not ma sister. . . . You would heed to what i say BY FORCE!!!
Trust me!

eldee:
Joking ke? Me I'm serious with it ohhh
As the first and only son, it's my day job to make them not date guys that are THE SAME with me

And about the other girls, it's not my fault that they don't have brothers that know how to use AK47

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me . . . .how is it ma fault if 'em girls got played?. .
The day i see any guy who makes a funny moves around me sister. .
Thats the day his momma gon cry to God and say. . "Oh what has my boy done to deserve this harsh bullets!
I pray to Almighty God . . .Never to let ma sister date a kind of guy like me. . .

stillwater:
Thank God I don't have elder brothers Who wants someone monitoring her boyfriends, jeez

That is to show you that they care about you jor!!
For example. . .If you was ma sister . . .I would never allow you to date any of me friends because we are THE SAME!!
Now its up to you to translate what i mean by ''The same''

jkpretty:
your sis is banging a guy away . . . another just slammed her & ran. . . another just finished erm. . . erm. . . wonder why her mouth is getting bigger. lol.


_{*makes sign of the cross*}

Whose sister?. . . . Prolly u thought i was joking with the shooting statement sha!

konkocious:
can the nairalanda especially ladies tell me the reason why guy will not allow anybody to treat their sisters the way they treat other ladies in relationship

Its natural. . . .U try that with me. . .I'ma be left with no option but to shoot you!

graciella:
The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe. 2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool. 3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name. 4. Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me. 5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. mai cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank. 6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda gidigba!

Fantastic!!!

No doubt. . .Africa is the most pathetic Continent on earth!!!

Zimbabwe's main MDC opposition party says police have raided its Harare HQ, just a day after its presidential candidate announced he was withdrawing from Friday's runoff election due to intimidation by President Mugabe's supporters.

When asked about the reason for the raid, a Mugabe spokesman told CNN it was part of "the ongoing crackdown on lawless elements that have been bringing so much violence" in Zimbabwe.

"The government will act on anyone, anywhere who is thought to be contravening the laws of the country," said George Charamba.

Monday's raid comes a day after Movement for Democratic Change leader Morgan Tsvangirai said state-sponsored violence against his supporters had made it impossible for him to run.

"A free and fair election is impossible," Morgan Tsvangirai told reporters Sunday. "We in the MDC have resolved that we will no longer participate in this violent, illegitimate , sham of an election process."

Mugabe and his government have denied the accusations, blaming the MDC for inciting violence in the weeks ahead of the run-off vote.

MDC spokesman Nelson Chamisa said some of those arrested include injured women and children who were victims of political violence and had sought refuge at the party's headquarters.

He said riot police raided the offices around 12 p.m. local time and gave no reasons.

MDC party treasurer Roy Bennett, who lives in exile in South Africa, called the raid "ongoing harassment against the opposition."

"As if it's not enough that we have actually pulled out of the elections, which was one of the most difficult decisions the party has made," Bennett told CNN.

"We have 86 murdered, hundreds of thousands displaced, hundreds of homes burned and destroyed for the sake of (Mugabe) remaining in power," he added.

Charamba disputed the MDC figures as unsubstantiated and criticized CNN for reporting them, saying anyone -- including Mugabe's ruling ZANU-PF party -- could make such claims.

Meanwhile world leaders have challenged Mugabe's legitimacy and threatened United Nations action.

In a statement issued Sunday evening in New York, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon's office called for an immediate end to "the campaign of violence and intimidation that has marred this election."

No wonder why y'all are been treated like common goats when u go to the western Countries. .
A very big shame to Africa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss!

Yeah its simple because they are not from France or other French speaking Nations. .
In Nigeria we only practice . . . .Nigerian-kiss.
Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai pulled out of Zimbabwe's violence-wracked presidential runoff Sunday, declaring that the election was no longer credible and the loss of life among his supporters was simply too high.


The announcement cleared the way for President Robert Mugabe to continue his 28-year rule, despite mounting condemnation from even loyal African allies that the former independence hero has become a despot who has bankrupted the country's once thriving economy.

"We can't ask the people to cast their vote on June 27 when that vote will cost their lives. We will no longer participate in this violent sham of an election," Tsvangirai said.

He addressed a news conference in Zimbabwe's capital after thousands of militants loyal to Mugabe prevented opposition supporters from gathering for its main campaign rally.

As night fell, militia groups roamed the capital and hotels sent their workers home early out of fear for the safety. Normally busy Sunday traders packed up early.

Tsvangirai called on the United Nations, the European Union and the Southern African regional bloc to intervene.

He said he would put forward new proposals by Wednesday on how take the country forward. The opposition has repeatedly said it would welcome a government of "national healing" including ruling ZANU-PF party members but not Mugabe himself.

Zimbabwean Information Minister Sikhanyiso Ndlovu said Friday's runoff would go ahead in accordance with the constitution — and to prove Zimbabweans' support for Mugabe, who has held power since independence from Britain in 1980.

"The constitution does not say that if somebody drops out or decides to chicken out the runoff will not be held," Ndlovu said.

"It is an election of the people of Zimbabwe against Britain and America," he said, returning to the government's theme of portraying Tsvangirai as a puppet of Western powers out to re-colonize Zimbabwe. The opposition, Britain and the United States reject such claims.

Tsvangirai won the first round of the presidential election on March 29, but did not gain an outright majority against 84-year-old Mugabe. That campaign was generally peaceful, but the runoff has been overshadowed by violence and intimidation, especially in rural areas. Independent human rights groups say 85 people have died and tens of thousands have been displaced from their homes, most of them opposition supporters.

Ndlovu reiterated government claims that the opposition was to blame for the violence.

Tsvangirai complained that he was being treated like a "common criminal," with his attempts to tour the country stymied by police at roadblocks.

The state-controlled media have banned opposition advertisements, claiming they "contain inappropriate language and information." The media cited one ad that claimed that Tsvangirai won the election, "which is not the case, hence the runoff."

Tendai Biti, the opposition party's No. 2, was arrested within minutes of his return from South Africa last week and is being held on treason charges.

Tsvangirai had hoped to address his main campaign rally for the runoff Sunday afternoon.

But thousands of ruling party militants blockaded the show ground site and set up road blocs at the main approach streets, ripped branches from trees and hurled stones at cars. Hundreds of militants, many with sticks and wearing ZANU-PF ruling party colors, marched past its headquarters chanting slogans. ZANU-PF trucks, warning lights flashing and crammed with passengers, circled the grounds.

The opposition Movement for Democratic Change claimed that the militants were beating opposition supporters who were trying to reach the venue and said at least two were seriously injured. It said the militants attacked journalists and forced African election monitors, who had been driving around the rally site, to flee. Election monitors could not immediately be reached for comment.

Zimbabwe has barred Western observers and most journalists, but permitted African election monitors.

Mugabe has shrugged off mounting international condemnation. But never before has he faced such criticism from other African leaders who now openly say Mugabe is an embarrassment.

Even one of Mugabe's staunchest allies, Angolan President Eduardo dos Santos, urged him to end "all acts of intimidation and violence," while current African Union chair Tanzania said it doubted the elections would be free and fair. The leaders of Rwanda and Kenya — which have both suffered deadly political violence — have been especially scathing.

Zambian President Levy Mwanawasa said Sunday that the runoff must be postponed. Mwanawasa, who currently holds the rotating chair of the Southern African Development Community and has long been among Mugabe's most outspoken critics in the region, said Zimbabwe had failed to meet minimum election standards.

He voiced particular frustration that he had been unable to reach South African President Thabo Mbeki, the region's designated mediator in the Zimbabwe crisis, and criticized Mbeki for not sharing information.

Mbeki is increasingly isolated both abroad at at home for his appeasement of Mugabe and his refusal to flex South Africa's economic muscle against his neighbor.

Mbeki's spokesman Mukoni Ratshitanga said Tsvangirai had called Mbeki earlier Sunday to inform him he was withdrawing.

"Of course we would like to encourage the MDC to continue to play a role in the normalization of the political process in Zimbabwe. And we are encouraged that Mr. Tsvangirai says he is not closing the door completely on negotiations," said Ratshitanga.

The European Union on Friday threatened to step up sanctions against Mugabe's government, and the United States and Britain want a special You.N. Security Council meeting.

At a rally in the western city of Bulawayo on Friday, Mugabe said the opposition was lying about the violence and that everywhere he visited was peaceful. His powerful police chief pinned the blame firmly on the opposition and said that police would clamp down.

Mugabe was lauded early in his rule for campaigning for racial reconciliation. But in recent years, he has been accused of ruining the economy and holding onto power through fraud and intimidation.

People are going hungry in what was once the region's breadbasket, with the world's highest inflation rate putting staples out of reach.

The economic slide has been blamed on the collapse of the key agriculture sector after often-violent seizures of farmland from whites. Mugabe claimed he ordered the seizures, begun in 2002, to benefit poor blacks. But many of the farms instead went to his loyalists.

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What Is Marriage?

Sorry but i don't even Wanna know the definition.

Uche2nna:
Errmm, sorry to derail this thread a bit.

Hey , Sly do You still operate your VIN site. I have a bunch of requests from my lab and class mates after I had handed a CarFax report to one of them

Ease up bro . . .I still got me account active. . .
How u want us to go about it?. . .

Jackal:
. . . . . and we will be happy to miss you. There must be over 1 billion women to choose from.

Touche. . . .Touche. . . Touche. . . . .

Slywater:
There's nothing I can't forgive. However that does not mean you'll still be my bossom buddy.

Sly's back

Yes. . .Back to give u sum more headache.

Jackal:
Good luck to women in their quest to take over the household.
All i know is i would be long gone before that happens.
Whatever happens to the coming generations ain't ma cup of tea.

Even if it happens TOMORROW!
There is always PLAN B for every situation. . .But i am as Night 'n' Dayz sure that it will NEVER happen.
Thats the main reason why Hillary got stomped out of the U.S election. . . We don't need spastic laws!
Hommies are VERY sure she's going to bring about so many horrible laws all in the name of their Women Revolution Bunkums.

islandar:
Why do men (and some women) consistently underestimate women and their capabilities. The sins of the husband are equal to the sins of the wife, and both should be equally punished, either way, women are stepping up and will take over their household if messed with!

Thank God you don't have the power to implement such an asinine Kinda law.
Keep wishing.

RedHotChic:
Welcome to America baby. You think we are in Nigeria where you guys bring another women home and tell your incumbent wife to shut up? Get ready for the new age female revolution that is starting in Nigeria soon, y'all asses will be thrown out to the streets very soon by your wives.

Tell that to the roaches. sotigbo?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143465.msg2395255#msg2395255 date=1213917058]Men have no stinking shock absorbers
They just don't freaking care!
Hence - they have no feelings.[/quote]OH Keep quiet!
They don't care. . .They have no feelings = They have better shock absorbers.
Give up. . .your argument holds no ground!

RedHotChic:
You fit? How many swimmerets can you produce per hour? And how did you get that 'Erelu' information? You've been bugging my records abi?

Scratch it!

Uche2nna:
huh?

Ask Muki. . . .I told her to drop it for you.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143465.msg2395186#msg2395186 date=1213914498]Sly - you know there are some girls you can replace like your sim card and some that will replace you faster than you say 'Jack'.
Continue changing sim cards o! Someone will soon turn you to a sim card.
Rubbish and jagbajantis.
If you like - choose PS 3 over your friends! yeye! [/quote]I am irreplaceable!
The reality is. . .most girls always have the feeling that the planet hovers around them which aint right!
U think we are jobless?. . . Many fishes in tha ocean jor!!. . . . white . .Blue. . .Yellow. . .Green. . Purple. . .Just name it.
I have many things to do than to quiver about a girl who lost by leaving me. . .
Soon Y'all rivals wouldn't be ur fellow girls anymore. . . It's gon be PS3. .
Don't hate the player. . . .Don't even dare to hate the damn game as well.

RedHotChic:
Do you have a warrant for his arrest? Whom did he impregnate this time or is it failure to pay child support?

Funmilayo Erelu!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143465.msg2395140#msg2395140 date=1213913395]One of Nairaland's resident players. How won't it be easy?

Like i said - may thunder faya all PS3 games and Live Football feeds [/quote]Leave ma PS3 alone. . . . . .
You heard me right. . .Its as easy as changing ur PHONE SIM CARD.
Girls are like phone SIM CARDS. . .If one stops working. . .
get a new one right quick and replace it. . . Its as easy as that.
No time to waste at all.

Jackal:
Touche.

These days, men LOVE their PS3 consoles more than a spiteful woman.
Nuthing's better than playing CALL OF DUTY 4 when a woman decides to get wonky!!!
About 75% men would rather go watch their darling football club LIVE than have sex. . . . .
I guess that speaks volume. . . . .

Touche.
Life is so sweet with PS3. . . LIVE soccer and other games.
If a girl acts up. . . .get that dirt off ur shoulder and bounce to ur PS3 and have fun jor.
Who has the time to waste anymore?

RedHotChic:
So that means that the large percentage of women that forgive cheating once are just as foolish as they come abi?

Plausible.

Uche2nna:
Hi Sly, whats up??

Been on the look out for You on Nairaland? What happened to your VIN section?

Ah!
Admin just released me sum days ago. . .Tot muki delivered the other report to you?

RedHotChic:
Lol, you must be one hell of a man. Guys lack the ability to forgive cheating, only a tiny fraction of them can do it. Cheat on a guy once, you are a goner but they expect women to forgive over and over again.

And i consider those tiny fraction as the most foolish set of men on earth!. . .

Do Men Get Over Heartbreaks Easily?

There is nothing more easy than that!. . . . .very easy.

The National Union of Electricity Employees, said that the the proposed declaration of a state of emergency in the power sector by President Yar’Adua is unconstitutional and have threatened to resist the proposed declaration.

Presiden Yar’Adua had announced that his administration would formally declare a state of emergency in the power sector in July.

"If President Umaru Yar'Adua announces any form of state of emergency in the power sector, we will not be available for work from that moment,'' the union said. And workers would stay at home to resist ``any form of anti-people policy by the Federal Government``. ``We are worried because the form and details of the emergency had remained shrouded to them,''

“All efforts made by our union to have audience with the President or his minister of state on the sector to enable us make input on the state of the power sector has been met with deaf ears.

“The unconstitutionality of the said state of emergency notwithstanding, the workers in Power Holding Company of Nigeria have been working under harsh conditions, reminiscent of a state of emergency, hence we are at a loss to understand what Mr. President is out to achieve in the power sector.”

The NUEE president said it is regrettable that people who could “not differentiate between a radio transistor and electric transformer,” were the ones that take policy decisions on issues affecting the power sector.

“Where are the 21 companies, including the ones owned by the former President(Olusegun Obasanjo) and Aliko Dangote(a business mogul) that was licensed to generate, transmit and distribute power?

“What happened to them? They want to use public funds to create an unconstitutional emergency in the sector, benefit from it and then sell it out to their friends and cronies under the guise of privitasation.”

"Even if the President spent all the money in the world on the power sector, without the training and improvement of the welfare package of electricity workers, all the efforts would be wasted.

“We are yet to see the result of the promotion interview held since Feburary 2008, and worst still, management has been adamant about the 21-day ultimatum given to it by the union for the release of the promotion letters,”

The Vice-President of the Union also said that the Federal Government should let Nigerians know the truth about who and what was responsible for the continued power outages in Nigeria.

He said, “Our employees are the most vilified and abused in the annals of public service in Nigeria. You cannot blame Nigerians because most of them do not know the truth about power generation, transmission and distribution in this country.

“Too many selfish and private interests are always at stake at the expense of Nigeria and Nigerians. What the employees of the sector intend to do now is to let Nigerians know that the continued darkness is not caused by the workers.


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