₦airaland Forum

ibkaye:
God dey o, see this small boy talking like this to me? have you finished that maths assignment? oya!

Where is my CAIN?

tytylayor:
go sleep jor

On your sexy laps?. . .that would be nice or what u thunk?

RampantT:
why my ears? why not my middle finger when am sticking it up your @%@$

Sticking it where? My mouth?. . .Uhmm. . .sounds Yummy . . But!

ibkaye:
sharrrrrrrrrap, step on who, with that your size 2 feet? shiooooooooor

Here is the assignment u were given to solve. . .
A. . B. . C. . .D. . E. . F. . .G. . .H. . I. . J. . K. . .L. . M. . O. . *****
Now likku girl. . .go and complete the rest alphabets. . .before i descend on your bony skinny legs!

RampantT:
You sure you're talking to me? I'm not little Red Riding Hood o, you berra wake up from your daydream

Looka here. . . It seems u r growing sum nasty wings by the day. . . .
I am just warning your pop corn ass. . . before i strike. . .
If u dare annoy me. . i will unhesitatingly cut ur ears to make some pepper soup for IFA today!

ibkaye:
leave my toyin jare!

I will step on you like a roach if u don't gerraway!

RampantT:
Yes na. . .get back under your Cinderella bed cover

Gbenu Jakujaku e soun ti o ba fe je kin wa foh fun e!

tytylayor:
either u copy and paste o , i care not, but you're thd original poster of this foolish topic, you're d F O O L

Ok Kpele Omoge. . . . Dont hurt ya pinkies too much

Opppppps. . . .Them Offtopic birdies are at it again. . . .

tytylayor:
i disagree with that, since you're d original, i dnt wnt to kno if u C & P or not, you're still d fool

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!. . .

I need a rebuttal to buttress your claim. . . . .
As i had concisely proved my point of you being the fool hurr . . . . .
C'mon u cant just tell me u disagree without any concrete fact. . . . . .
I told you i Copied and Pasted it. . . . . . U read. . .even edited it. . . now for the second time, Aint that a kick?

tytylayor:

I Copied and pasted it. . .
You Used your ''fingers'' to edit the post from ''reading'' to ''typing''. . . . .so who's the fool here?
First u confirmed u'z a fool by reading. . . .
Secondly u edited it saying ''A fool is typing this post'' using your own very fingers to type the ''TYPING'' part of it

It's like pointing a finger at me and the rest 4 are being directed back at you. . . . . . .now aint that a kick?. . .

RampantT:
sharrap!!!

Good girl. . .She's offline. . .I was about to ring ur mum. . .
Why don't you wait for me . . . O ba fi enu fe ara bi abebe !

RampantT:
So I have not?

Will u keep quiet. . .Im tryin to get sumn done hurr. . . . .Thanks!

And BTW. . . .Its ur curfew time. . .

RampantT:
omo, that one na long story jare. . . I'm renewed, gentle now

Je kin gboran!

rockiedink:
@The Sly

thanks bro. i really appreciate.

i dey go pay 2moro. u go follow me go test drive?

Sure why not. . . . .If u r in ma proximity. . . .

jennykadry:
@sly

better stop deceiving yourself,u can never stop being the chief of all agberos,so shut up,run back to nigeria and continue from where u stopped

Thanks but i am doing very fine here in Afghanistan.

dennisfree:
what ever u believe will happen to u.change your mind set.

Tell that to the porcupines. . . .

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=136215.msg2288764#msg2288764 date=1211500202]Many foreign ladies would date more Nigerian men than foreign dudes will date Nigerian ladies.[/quote]Touche. . . . . . . . . .

dennisfree:
u better start to u herb medication

Sorry. . . .Try again. . . . . I dont want to be poisoned all in the name of medication.

annamaria:
I know for certain I'm not in love with this guy. I like him and he's a good friend. I'll cut down the amount of communication like someone said, KISS.

This is it. . . . .

They way some people judge things is off-the cuff.

Had it been that the guy in question was the one who came here to write all that up and then asks for advise
I am 100% sure these very same people would be the first to say. . . .
NO!!! They girl is just your friend. . .Get ur mind Outta the gutter. . .she's not in love with you. . .
I wonder why you Naija men believes that when a girl winks at you. . .that means she's in love with you. .

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . .

dennisfree:
harbs treatment is the best. i can really beat my cheap for that !

Even me as a Nigerian. . .I will never take no herbs from anyone. . . .Y'all Wanna kill me?
Let alone Americans. . . .Mayne u must be dreaming. . . . . Y'all should work on your electricity first. .
I heard that some hospitals in Nigeria are still performing surgeries using a POWER GENERATOR!?

Do not misconstrue this case. . . .The poster never said she is in love. . .ha ha!

jennykadry:
see ya teeth,e lo sun jare,i can see you're tired,go and sleep

I am waiting for someone something . . . . .

I am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]and [b]will NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move back to Nigeria. . . . .Case Closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dennisfree:
i will still repeat it any where , i maintain my word

Talk is very cheap bro. . . .
What is there to offer in Nigeria when it comes to treatment? Are u gonna give them herbs?

jennykadry:
see sly,was it not me that borrowed u d money u used to get yourself an international passport,did u not tell me u won a lottery ,don't let me embarass u here

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!!!!!!

Spermdrops:
Another South Africa Vs Nigeria thread?

Una no get work at all! Please go and find out what kind of disease Yaradua has before it spreads all over Africa unchecked. The color of his skin is always changing like that of a "Karma Chameleon"!

This Mrs American woman self. . . . . . .Na wah!!

jennykadry:
egbe enu'e soun joo.oloshi,is it my fault that im an ajekpako and i eat gesund essen(healthy foods)

see who is talking sef?all this ajegunle brought up that one lottery sef,make we hear word,afterall wtout d lottery wey una win,u for still nigeria

You are sadly mistaken. . . .
Who won lottery?. . . . .Ajekpako yanga tanda woman. . . .Lottery ko. . . . Trumery ni

one day ! I believe that people will be traveling from USA other other countries to collect treatment in Nigeria.

jennykadry:
no kpomo stew here,no okada to climb,no correct agric beans,no agege bread,no boli and groundnut,no ewa(beans)agoyin,no oha leaf here,no achara here,no akpu

Omo. . . .Na which kain Ajekpako woman be this one?. . .
I dont even know half of the things she mentioned. . . . .Owiziwizi

debosky:
This amount of contact with a 'friend' who happens to be married (and you are not) is a little dangerous, it may/may not lead to anything further, but I do think you should step back a bit and reduce the frequency of communication.

I assume you DON'T want to cross that line so please do not escalate things any further - reduce communication/contact.

Touche.

I Couldn't have said it any better.

Story by Melissa Block from the quake zone

She said they found this baby. . .

https://www.sc.xinhuanet.com/content/2008-05/17/xinsrc_523050517181907829740112.JPG

The baby is sleeping peacefully, without even a scratch.
The baby is about three months old, wearing a quilted green vest and soft shoes, wrapped in a blanket.

Source says the baby was found on Tuesday in the wreckage of a building in Beichuan .
The mother was found kneeling above her child in protection.

She did not survive. But she saved her baby.

And, according to her, the rescue workers also found a cell phone. The mother had tucked it into her baby's blanket. She had typed a text message on the screen. The message said, "My dear, if you can survive, please remember I love you."

Owwwwwwww. . . .What a sweet mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!