₦airaland Forum

Hannibal:
This is what makes me laugh in women. . . . . . . . What are u trying to say??

Are u aware u will show different responses if a Hot guy and an ugly guy approach u in the same day??
With some guys, u are already interested 60% just looking at em.
With the other half, u are begging God to prevent the guy from opening his mouth to u.

Some men are just likeable and how they approach u is slightly insignificant in the frame of things.
Agreed??

Tell her oooo. . . . .
With that load of paul's epistle that she hurled up. . . . . . .Who got the time nowadays?
Do u lot think y'all are gods? respects?? wuz up?? whats wrong with saying ''wuz up''??. . . . .

Hannibal:
Lemme add this. . . . When i mean women, i am talking about beautiful women not haggard hawks!!!!

Oh Yeah!!

Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached?

What more can i say?
I Concur with eldee. . . . . . . .Le chac and debo jare!

Mukina is my lovely wife. . . . . . .The first one
Nella is my second wife. . . . . . . .They are so swueeet

I have two lovely wives. . . . . . . . . . .Nella and Mukina!

huxley:
[b]Wen it don pass you, you dey commot your nazi [/b]and communist palaver.

I think say u be white boy before.

Hannibal:
He will soon appear on 50 cent's video. . . . . .Thats a $15,000 appearance fee.
Things are looking better.

Sorry but ma toothbrush cost more than that!

Hannibal:
Women should be pampered. . . . .I agree with that 100%.
The PRIDE of any man is for his WIFE to look ravishing and gorgeous every day of the week.

Hommie. . . . Nobody is saying you shouldn't pamper your wife. .
But you can do that without her stealing your cash!
You are one hell of a Chameleon . . . . Today you are blue . . Tomorrow you are red

Hannibal:
Let em start by hawking pure water bags n kolanuts. . . . .

Ha!. . .

Lazy women. . . . .
Make Una No go learn how to sell tooth brush instead of stealing money up and down!

Na wah o
Busta you like money toooooooo much o

Yeye women . . . . Awon Olojukokoro OlojuKongba!!

Hannibal:
So what are u going to do if your girl/f gets preggers?? You abandon her or u force her into abortion??
It's about time men do their own quota of reducing the rise of single mothers.

Nope!. . . . .I wont abandon her neither would i force her into abortion.
For me to have slept with her without no CD means i have damned the consequences so it's aint her fault but mine.
But the truth is. . . . If a girl Wanna trap you to get her pregnant . . . you would know.
Trust meI have been there before. . . . . .
When a girl found out where i kept ma CDs and she went ahead to put Lots of tiny holes in all of 'em CDS but unfortunately i found out
But i must admitSome girls are VERY smart and can trap you successfully but not this dude!

Can You Steal From A Spouse?

NO! . . . . . And she's Gonna face me wrath the day she tries that silly thing with me.

I don't know about others but its NOT Gonna work with me. . . . . . .

The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight!

^*Sighs*Congratulation.

syren:
Me neither, though I have been hurt, but nothing too serious

Dont contradict yourself!
For you to have thought that you've been hurt . . . . . . . . . . means you're on the same line with the broken-hearted!

No one can break this heart!

onyinye2:
there is some truth in what you stated. except the part when y[b]ou said sex and making love is the same thing. when clearly it is not. you can have sex with anyone but you make love to one special person.[/b]

Abeg lets call a spade a spade. .
Sex and Make love is most definitely the same.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Its true. . . . . . . . . . . . .Empty barrels makes the LOUDEST noise.

At a very young age when i'm still poppin' champagne . . . . . .A RESOUNDING NO!!
Reason. . . . .No one would take care of him/her and Its VERY possible for me to get me another child.
If i'm OLD!!! and i am very sure and confident that he/she knows the definition of life . . . .
And he/she can take care of his/herself . . . . YES!

I really like the way i live my life sha. . . .
Even if i say I'ma call you back in 2mins and i don't. . . . .
I see no problem with this as i would explain why i didn't call when next i call you.
They way some people take errthing seriously self na wah!

Well i wont be bad Bcuz my mind would be busy thinking about something else.
But i think if i say I'ma call her later. . .My later could be 1min. . . . 5mins . . . .1hr. . 1day e.t.c
So i don't expect her to be pissed. . .

merge:
Well you just did.

Grown mature folks don't say stuff like that.

You have shown your stupidity with your comment.

Listen up you simpleton!
Are u that deprived of attention??
What is your own business if i said they are boring?
With the kraut you spewed . . . . who's the immature one here??
If only the amount of stupidity that reeks in your blood streams could be harnessed and converted to cash. . . . .
You'd be one of the richest person on earth.

merge:
That what immature people say.

So sad i'm not in the mood to address your stupidity.

because they are boring.

Sky Blue:
Of course they are jealous of us, [b]all those smooth roads must make driving in Dubai very boring and monotonous one could easily fall asleep due to comfort and boredom. In Nigeria our roads provide more of a challenge and hence more exciting to drive on, dodging those pot holes is like playing video game. So you get entertainment and trasnport to you destination all in one. You are even given a forced rest a la go slow to recuperate and sometimes if you are lucky the contents of your car get unloaded for free coutesy of our "men of the highway". Now entertainment and transport or just boring old transport, which one would you choose? [/b]Do you know how much government invests in Nigerian roads? Those pot holes are not due to neglect oh, just go and check out how many billions were assigned to roads during last tenure. Jealousy

What a shitloads of kraut.
So you mean our bad roads are better than that of DUBAI and the Rest that are SMOOTH??
What about the Soldiers who went to Sudan and then came back successfully to Nigeria only to die in accident on their way home ?
The awkward and absurd way some people reason sometimes would make one Wanna squash their head with a sledge hammer.

gabrywyl:
I told you nobody is ugly in this world. What is wrong with you?

Even the 2faced kid that was reportedly given birth to in India?

gabrywyl:
And also I think the reason why they think they are ugly its because other people make them feel that way otherwise, they wont think that they are actually ugly.

Are you ugly. . . ??

gabrywyl:
Thats the person's problem aint it?

I can call it as a disadvantage. If someone has a lacking in their looks, they are surely very good looking in other factors which will make them look good.

This is just an euphemism to conceal the fact that there are ugly people.
There are somethings money can NEVER change and ugliness is part of it. .
Once someone is UGLY. . .he/she is UGLY . .whether he/she is rich. .poor. . .intelligent. . .or unintelligent.
Those that are ugly knows deep in their mind that they are ugly even if u compliment them errday telling them that they look like a million bucks.