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eldee:
You know deep in your mind that since the dayz of John the Baptist, till His Kingdom comes, u'll never get a guy as fly, tall, responsible, intelligent and handsome as eLDee.
End of discussion!!!

Mayne she's seen someone that's more handsome and intelligent than you and the person is OLUSEGUN OBASANJO. . .
Well she said it herself. . . . . . .now aint that a kick?

leirop:
here we go again. ok, for those that think what i said was disrespectful, i apologize. let's just close this thread guys, or talk about something else.

That statement aint got nuffin to do with u homebwoi!!!!!!

sly, since you no get girl, put your friend's girlfriend name here

Shhusssssssh!. . . . . . . Your eldee Obasanjo is here jor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you dnt know me abi?

Errrrrr. . . . . . . . I dont want trouble ooo. . .since you said Obasanjo was attractive. . .abi?

my humble advise ,rampant will dump u soon just d way she dumped

sly
bawomolo
debosky
stephen
4play
frank
dapsy
eldee
xerxes
4him
and so on,

wish u luck though

I dont even know her. . . .It wasn't me!

Haaa!!!

Your new favorite line would be. . . . . .UPPPPPPPPPP. . .Nepppaaaaaaaa!!!! . . . .Anytime the light is on
Be ready to curse Nepa errtime you're watching an interesting movie and the light suddenly goes off. . .Owww
Bro!!! Good luck. . . .

am guessing his username is either SLY or Debosky

Me?

buzyDiva:
Who gave u permission to come online again?
Food don ready abeg

he he he he he he. . . ''''
God saved you. . . . I tot u wanted to act Kinda tough. . .
Thanks for the food though . . .Lemme go 'n' eat now. . . .Phew!!!!

Iyawo mi atata. . .Iyawo mi nigba ishoro!!. . . . .Mo nife e gaann NI!. . .

[quote author=tosh_acer link=topic=136460.msg2292097#msg2292097 date=1211567651]I am a fine boy - no shaking - fine boy of international standing - if you don't like it, just sit down there - but I have a problem - I don't like sex, - I just like women sucking my privates - and women just like sucking my privates - it is so bad I need a confession - who do you advice I confess to?[/quote]Awwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . .Likku bwoi. . .i gotcha. . .
Mum and Dad must not know about it. . .Innit?. . .

Lemme give you an assignment. . .

A. B .C .D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N . . . . . . . .Now go and complete that before u spew more bunkumery here!

Rampant yi sha!. . . . . . .
Her busy-body too much. . . . . . . .

Oppsssssssssss . . .Coldplay is here. . . . . .

I cant explain it.

buzyDiva:
Birds of the same feather . . sit down there make pants dey wear una.
why 30mins?
more like wait till my food ain't ready
u will see what God looks like today!

21mins more. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Uhm. . . . . .

leirop:
i did not say she was a virgin, i said we were celebate

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . .

buzyDiva:
only floor? . . are all your clothes clean?
the guy washes clothes clean pass washer sef.

Yes i do. . . . .We both know what that means. . .

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=136376.msg2291431#msg2291431 date=1211560576]It appears u boss this relationship.
I am wondering if u boss the bedroom too. . . . .
Do u get to cuff THE SLY and whup his bare behind too? [/quote]Iz u believing what she's saying? A whole ACE like me washing undies?
Just dont worry. . .I am looking at the clock. . .if by 30mins. . My food aint ready. .
All u gon see is a new thread by Buzydiva. . .saying. . .Owwww. . .I am heartbroken. . Sly has killed me. . .Owwwwwwww!

buzyDiva:
that is gon be too much info for u hun!!
Ask SLY . . . e no get no say because he's never been there yet
what do u think he's been washing all the dishes and undies for?

Bummer!!!!!!!!
Been there. . .Done that. . . .Will do it again. . . . .Savvy?

leirop:
i guess "The Sly" and his cohorts have never been played by a female, hmmmmm.

Not in THIS LIFE!!!. . . . . .

buzyDiva:
u are missing plenty.
He is my domestic husband na

Be it domestic husband or farm husband. . . .A husband is always a husband!. . .

buzyDiva:
ok , the undies are clean?
let me know when u are done with the toppers . . ok?

The Freezer is Kinda empty . . . .How many of them Chelsea did u drink?. . huh?

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=136402.msg2291221#msg2291221 date=1211558376]A girl played u? Shame on you, bruv!!!![/quote]Co-signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buzyDiva:
SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You gave u permission to go online.
You bera get back to washing those undies before i break ya head!

Wake up! . . . .
Me think u r still sleeping. . . Undies ko. . .Toppers ni. . . .

I want help from u all i want to stop sex wit my fience what can i do.because i hav told him he told me that he can stop it wil hav been datin 4 4yr now i lov him

Iight its a simple thing. . . .Get a dry pepper and put some in your. . .*censored*
Just holla at him when that has been done. . . . . .
Give it to him and i tell ya. . .he is Gonna scratch his *censored* from that very moment till eternity. . . . .

Boy . . watchu been smoking?

Besides . . are u done washing my underwears?? they had be sparkling clean oh

Buzylove!. . .

I have been smoking the Cigarette of love. . . .
And what do u mean by underwears??. . .underwears ko. . .outsidewears ni. . .

U berra get ready. . .we are heading to the MOVIES in sum mins. . . .Ok sweety?
Here goes a warm kiss on your soft kissable cheek!. . . . . . .

Idiot?
Ok i gerrit. . . . .u aint looking it from my own perspective. . .seems u r taking it so serious. . enjoy tha rest of tha day

buzyDiva:
Who the heck is that?

Ok I changed my mind.

I was already married to Seun . . so y'all should eat your hearts out!!

Oh NO!!. . . .when did i tell you that Seun is one of ma names?. . .

buzyDiva:
Ok . . .back to reality people

Who is A.Y.O . . .If I know the person then I might comply. But I've not got the slightest clue who he is.

Buzy!!. . . . . . .One more mentioning of that name and we aint going to the MOVIES no more!!
Try me. . .Remember what i did to you yesterday??. . . . .when i seized ur car key?

buzyDiva:




[size=14pt]who is A.Y.O [/size]

Well come ma sweet loving dear. . . . .Do u mind them? why would they hook you up with someone u barely even know?
That means they dont even care about your well being. . .they dont like you. . .
you have been terribly missed my presumptive boo . . Ya tu save?. . Means how u feeling in Pueto Rico!

jennykadry:
we are gathered hiaaa to witness d confirmation of love between A.Y.O AND BUZYDIVA IN MARITAL BLISS

JENNY(PRIEST):do you A.Y.O take buzydiva to be your lawful wedded wife,for better for worst,richer for poorer,in sickness and in health,till death do u part

A.Y.O:i do

JENNY(PRIEST):do you BUZYDIVA TAKE A.Y.O to be your lawful wedded husband, for better for worst,richer for poorer,in sickness and in health,till death do u part

BUZYDIVA: i do

u may now kiss your bride

i toast to their future and may they become very busy divers on their matrimonial bed,and may they have so many ayo's in d future

Is anybody here who is not in support of this wedding. . if yes. .
Pls signify by standing up with your reason or forever remain silent

*Sly stands up*. . . Yes i am not in support of this because BUzybaby is my wife!. . . . end of story!!!!!

*And the wedding was thrown into disarray. . . .!

RampantT:
se buzzdiva that's with her hubby?

With you ko with S ni

Shuuuuuuuuuurup!!. . . . . .

jennykadry:
SHARAP SLY HOW MANY WOMEN You WAN MARRY,ABEG COMOT FOR ROAD,WELLI WED BUZY AND A.Y.O this minute

The thing is. . . .Buzydiva is here with me. . . .so y'all can kick a bucket!. .

jennykadry:
welli another wedding A.Y.O and buzydiva

Lopez. . . . Buzywhat?? ?? .If i ever see/hear you talk about my very own buzydiva. . .My precious wife. . . .
U r Gonna see my other side!. . . .

RampantT:
you still dey daydream,abi?

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrruuuuuup!!!!
I know u Wanna ''get up to it to get with it'' as well. . . !