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chasisgirl:
@sly
you are very foolish for insulting lubadrasi

Chasisfool


And here goes another idiotic pathetic busy body. . . . . .
Are u stupid or you are plainly mad? . . . . .well im not surprised. . . you can easily spot someone who's IQ number is -5
Whats ur own bizznizz? why are u talking panadol for anotha man's head-ache?. . .
As u can see our convos. . .we are not taking the whole thing serious hence the smileys we both are using.

But due to the fact that stupidity is your middle name . . . . . . you will never notice this. . .
Pls and Pls if u dont have anything to spew from ur disease infested mouth. . .
Shut it up and face the topic otherwise i will unhesitatingly send you back to the hole u came from.

Stupid nebbish schmuck!!!

lucabrasi:
like i said before,you r taking this nairaland too serious o mr sly senior prefect no be only comma you ll see apostrophe, i told you before that i don't take anything on here serious,seeing as nobody knows me i can write pidgin english mixed with normal english,put full stop where im mean to use comma,put yoruba and english,i can even murder english soo forget about assailing you or absailing you,me i just dey feyin mi for here if i dey shukul i dey do all that one no be for here na u suppose chilax or lelaxxxx and have fun abeg,its a difficult world out there with the whole ups and down so don't take yourself serious on a social network o or else cardiac arrest is around the corner i don tok my own o professor the sly llb,jp,mfm,nba, i go add the rest of your titles later
nothing do you o but don't take anything on here serious dey put full stop,comma,everything abeg u o hen hen

Ok Luca. . .do whatever u like. . .i dont know that giving a simple advise is a sin again. .
see ya later

Waeva. . . . . . equality ko. . . .law of indices ni

lucabrasi:
there was no time i denied goofing,of course i goofed,the point i have been making was the way you stepped to me with all the verbal barbs for no reason,its not your post,i wasnt directing my comments at you and i don't know you so wassup with the whole firing of cannons from both barells,
leave at this point,abeg u never held me in anyway before o,and trust me my life is sooo simple and hassle free,moreover i don't take either this or anything on here to mind so theres no way im losing sleep over nairaland or anything that happens on here,you r the one that consistently throw the verbal sturvs not me.
im always saying it and ill say it again,which wrath,abeg stop taking this nairaland soo serious if you're taking it this serious what dyu wand people on fb and hi5 to do?oga ooooo
sounding like a chicken?im doing the tolotolo dance up in here
incendiary rhymes, my friends are saying hi too o professor mr sly wole soyinka,

Okie Dokie. . . . .Chillax . . .The way u dey type self na die . . . . .no full stop. . .no comma
Abeg no assail me because of that ooo. . . . . . . .na wetin i see i dey yan. . . . padi mi brazil

ibkaye:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhn, ok o, but when your trick backfires one day and you recieve one hard kick to the groin, remember, IBK warned ya

It will backfire only in your wildest dreams. . . . .

ibkaye:
che che che blah blah blah nonsense, just remember, one day, your sunglass trick will fail to work and then you will see o, you will see https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/30.gif

You wish!!

Now i got just 4 letter words for you below
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STFU!!!

ibkaye:
see your head

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaap!. . . . . . . .

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=133395.msg2251197#msg2251197 date=1210592503]Honey u don't need shades to stare at mine
You can stare at my boobs all day if u like (they're quite big and lush too),,,, [/quote]

I know sweetie. . . .u dont need to tell me that . . . . . .
I can stare. . .touch. . . . and feel them anytime i want to. . . .
Love you always baby!

They are soooooo nice to look at. . . . .so soft soft soft and succulent . . .
Especially the big ones with big tits. . . Owwwww

Why do u think i always put my shades on ??
Its because i want to stare at the boobs easily without gettin' caught . . .
They wont notice when u have the shades on. .
All u need to do is to face left and turn ur eye balls to the right and stare till Jesus come. . . . . . . . . easy init?

Swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwosh!!
Its so embarasing. . . think about it. . .male or female. . .if u r being refused a kiss. . .you would feel so disappointed.

To God who made me. . . . . .There will never Gonna be anything that would make me to refuse a kiss. .
Talking about Sugar. . . . . . . . . . .
she should bring it on. . .

86400 seconds a day . . . . .
7days a week. . . . . . . .
31days a month. . . . . .
365days or 31,536,000 seconds a year . . . . . . . . .

This a$$ is a huge turn off. . . .what in the heck is this? . . .
This looks like he's got a pumped ballon sticked to his a$$ . ,

Sweet T:
I wonder what people like Cadet knows about love?? It's far more than buying a box of chocolate or saying i love you.

Tsssk!

Shaaaraap Gimme a break cadet!


Nairaland is sweet. . . .never a dull moment. . . cool peepz et all

Point taken. but to be honest, my head hurts like mad. and Though not all Nigerian men Hit women, a large proportion do and they don't see anything wrong.

urrrh! sorry huh. . .i know exactly how u feel . . . . err country got its own good/bad eggs. .
I am not saying Nigerian guys don't hit. . .my point is whitees and pinkies tends to do that as well. . . .

All u just need to do is to move with the right clique and you will be just fine. .
And about you having issues with Naija men. . .its your choice as long as you don't generalize. . .you are good to go.
Its not by force neither is it mandatory for you to date Naija men. . . . .

Sorry for the punch once again. . .
Or u want me to come over to your end to come and rob your head for u? . .
At least just to show you that some Naija dudes are still very romantic. . . . . . . . .savvy?

lucabrasi:
if u check all my posts,you ll realise i have absolutely no problem admitting i was wrong,seeing as the internet/nairaland is anonymous,what i have a problem with is agbaya and adie fufun like you saying rubbish,check the comment you made while correcting me and see if that makes sense or thats the normal way to correct.
trust you i don't want to go on that lane with you, e pele o cyber ninja or is it cyber george bush, im quaking in my boots,u think i give a rats ass??if me and u doing this will extend to 10 pages trust me im having a big laugh with you and i have a life totally diffrent from all this ,so bring it on,you r the one that has no life and taking nairaland serious,if ypu want to render unsolicited advice go and work in citizen's advice bureau.
clean my what we nigerians and colonial hangover, lol lol you don't have to use archaic and outdated words for me to know you r educated now, im very sure you schooled in the 1970s,or 1980s because these were the days these kind of english were used so give it a rest,and if you have travelled abroad ill suggest you visit places like oxford uni,cambridge and the rest and see if they don't laugh their ass out at your attempt at passing for an intellectual with your 1960s english, lol nairaland lol
omotoyi ogbo ke,dude i v seen some of your older posts and i know you're older than me , lol

Lucaindia
Accept it. . .u goofed and i corrected ur stubborn ass. . .thats a very simple thing. . .
U dont need to resort to uttering invectives!
My style is outdated? Outdated ko. . .indated ni . .
Its only right to leave you at this very point . . . . .
I dont Wanna complicate ur existence by hurling more incendiary rhymes on your stubborn ass
U dont really deserve my wrath so i'ma leave you . . . u r sounding like a chicken up here. .
Lucabrasi. . . . .ha ha ha ha ha

And hey!. . .Tell ur friends that i am saying HI too. . . . .

Dont mind them . . . .
That was how someone goofed on another thread where they asked for Nigerians richest Rapper and . . .
He was mentioning D'banj, Don Jazzy and P-Square . . .

My point is very simple and straight forward!! . . . . . .



Stop Hanging with ROGUES!!!!

But erh! sorry for the punching hommie. . . .go get some ice block

What is the question again i beg?

jennykadry:
hmmm who

Lopez. . . shine ya eyes. .

Swwwwwwwwwwwwoossssssssssssssh!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!

Ololufe. . . .Jowo ma i lo. . . . iwo ni mo fe ni aye mi!
Me think someone is in love right here sha!

Cadet:
Someone was using my I.D. I object to this charge.
I was in the Bahamas at this past few months.
Maybe my cousin was using the net

Ha!!!

Cadet:
Seriously, It wasn't me
Oh oh oh yea!! I remember, I told SLY my Nairaland password.
I knew it, am 100% sure it was SLY

Woooosh!!
How come you posted it with your IP ADDRESS? are we using the same IP ADDRESS?
Or i have password to ur Connection Too?
Fess up!!!!!!!! You are in love with OBJ!

Cadet:
I dnt remember this event. It was an imposter.

Impost-what?
U want me to dig it out?

Cadet:
None of the above.

It means Single NOT searching

Cadet Officer. . . .
What about Olusegun Obasanjo? you've once said he was a handsome man that you've got a crush on him remember?

lucabrasi:
u wont get it because you're a sandwich short of a picnic
and you're the one that needs horse tranquilizer to have a looong sleep and clear your eyes, oponu ayirada

English!

Ode asiwere . . . .just because i made a simple correction when u goofed. . . . . .u have resorted to spewing bunkums. . .
Aint that the definition of pathetic? . . . . . . . . . . . Is there anything wrong with admitting that you goofed?
Trust me. . .u don't want to go that lane with me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thats a simple advise. . .
Clean your absurdity obstructed eyes next time u Wanna reply to post. . . . .
.Anu npam! . . .Akindidirin. . .OMOTOYI KO GBON! . .

lucabrasi:
i think u should go easy on the jamaican best dude, who gives two if they r rappers or whaeva goofing ko goosing ni,why don't u apply as their media assistant or sue me to court

Mayne if i told u i got what u said. . . .i am def'ly lying to you. . . .
Abeg go sleep jare. . . P-square and Don Jazzy are not only rapping. . . they are pastors too. . . . . .suegbe. .

Stillwater & HR. . .

This topic is the only thing im seeing when i click the 10 recent posts burrin. . .
As a marra of fact. . . .
I'm going to stick to me TV right about now to check out the real definition of MUSIC while i leave y'all to enjoy these Yucky Slucky Tracks!
I hail y'all listeners of these musics. . . .the day u see any of these in ma ipod is the day im throwing it down the stairs. .

Stillwater. . .enjoy your golden moon and chickywicky stuffs. . .
H-R. . . A goodnite kiss to you. . .see ya when i see ya. . .

sheniqua:
what are these other sites?
did you people swear an oath of secrecy, what are their names?

Aint no telling. . . . . . . .