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TrapLORD:
Felt kind of awkward tho.. You dey scarce these days o.

Error. Sinnzu, the festive periods is when the crowd at those recreational centers in Lagos will be tripled. I made the mistake of visting Ikeja Mall last December and bitterly regretted it.[color=royalblue] [size=14pt] It seems all of ipledge's secondary schoolmates all over Nigeria had a meeting and agreed to assemble at the mall.[/size][/color] The place was choked up! I was practically moving sideways Now imagine how the pools will be. Worse

I am actually very shy. You want the world to behold uber camel toe?!?

*modified

I now get it. You said we WON'T go during festive period. I for fear.

Issokay

TrapLORD:
Its almost like I'm quoting tsom

Make no mistake.

buygala:
ok


12- The Stalkers...These ones stalk mostly the Automobile and Properties sections of nairaland, hoping to catch rich fish. .. Na den u go dey see dem comment for car sale thread like.... "Nice ride... hope the carpets and airfresheners are factory-fitted too?" ... They make a list of monikers active there and proceed to 'innocently' insinuate themselves into the awareness of these monikers later on.

13- The Snakes-in-the-Monkey-Shadow..... These ones will have funny monikers and aliases like 'Godisgood, DaughterofZion, BlessedChild. ... Their piety is a disguise for a well organizational Aristo scheme to catch unsuspecting males.... These ones are professional Oloshos forming Virgin Mary... Approach them at your own risk

14- The signboards. ... These ones have nothing to contribute to any thread being discussed, but they will be dragging frontpage with those who have something reasonable to say ... They just come on a thread and be like or or ... They understand that as long as their moniker has the 'f' attached to it, boys will always view it, and mostly quote her and start perusing her from there

15- The braggarts. . These ones will open a thread and narrate how 7 boys in her church are fighting over her, how her fiancee has refused to travel abroad for his masters because he doesn't want to lose her, and similar crap . ...All these are just ways to increase her 'market visibility and value'





*removes dirty BYC singlet, fans self with plastic handfan, puts one hand inside dirty boxers and repositions my scrotum while enjoying the lagoon-view ..... #ghostmodespectator

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much about point 3, ladies on this very forum and facebook are so guilty of this act that imagine a lady bearing "suliat", now repackaging and re branding herself to suzzy. The following monikers such as prettythicksme, pretydiva, pinkiberry, eroticangelina, queenbarbie, misspicy, adufetohposh, etc are guilty of this act. (abeg sweeries I dey joke o, make una no break my head)

10. They always claim to have hang out with top celebrities

Most flirts are synonymous with this attribute. They will upload pictures of them forcefully pecking/kissing top celebrities in a way to feel I am a classic babe. To be candid, una be confirm "chronic olosho babe"

11. They are extremely dumb and lazy

They are just too lazy to read informative post and too dumb to comprehend innovation but when it comes to silly topics, you will see them arguing as if they want to win a lottery.

staples:
That's her natural hair...it's Straw Curls.

staples:
That's her natural hair...it's Straw Curls.

mizquote:
my stay in Nairaland in the pass 48hrs have been kinda exciting..
I'm happy, I'm no longer a guest(been for a while)..

I have come to realize that some nairalanders are overtly 'atrocious' some in a good funny way.
here re some of the names.

~cum.police01
~thow.bie
~Airfor.ce1
~johns.tart
~chig.ozie7
~bel.wa
~vizk.iz (funny way)..


these guys might be extremely nice gentle men in reality though.

Ymodulus:





Let me just use the term AGNOSTIC. From her post above she is just an Agnostic.

Reading all through her write up here equates Agnosticism.

Agnosticism = Boundary line belief of god existence; Dont want to fall in any side of the divides; they believe there is much more than we know; they believe no one can know exactly.

DrAdeolu:
I like her hair!!

menabadoo:
Soyinka is generally more respected than that tout called theifnuubu.

iamkingzlee:
cc: Thesonofmark

I had an interview in the Romance Section in June where I revealed my personal details.

I am not a faceless person. I publicized my name. My Facebook account is open to all 'cause I have always had nothing to hide. I am as clean as a whistle. I bet he also saw the number of girls drooling over my pictures on Facebook too. It's why I don't give a hoot about these Nairaland girls.

I am not yet 25 though and I am employed.

Gamesmart:
You are a multimillionaire who did not have $4.3K in his UK account and had to fly to Nigeria to do his BVN and get the money from his Nigerian account?

Apart from all these, a key point in your defence is you claim she owed you $6K for the hotel bills and that is the Western Union she was sending you to pay back.

First question is why is she paying this back to some Indian (Priya Daryanani) and not you?



Third part is that you paid this 'divorce payout' to the debtor using an address in Arizona? You supported this by stating you have an accountant in Brimingham, who used to live in NY and pays from an Arizona address with a name of 54-year-old Jerry L Sidney? While your accountant’s name is Arif?

Ploutos:
No, she's not. Tamee just haven't met me.

Agapecharis, even you? The 'Igwe' himself?

Tamee:
Calm down ok. I am yet to fall in love with any man. don't know what an heartbreak is.
Easy Tiger.

MaziOmenuko:
Nah, more like a Poker player. In chess, we defend our reputation king with all we've got. We play our evidences knights, bishops and queen to make this point. We don't wait till our opponent clears our pawns and opens up our defenses before we castle to protect our king.

Chess players don't wait till they lose all pieces before fighting back: while poker players reserve the best for the last, chess players bring their best and end the game before it gets to 3 threads and 107 pages each.

And it is obvious your opponent has one extra jaybee queen, extra airmark bishop, extra sunlesunle knight and an invincible extra rook waiting for the endgame.

Its checkmate staring at you bro: your move...

IlekeHD:
Ma paro nibi yi o. Iwo ti iku e fe jor the number zero.

BABE3:
The only thing he has denied from the evidence i proved is that I photoshoped the card details into the conversation. coz he knows admitting that part will prove beyond reasonable doubt that he's a fraudster.

If I make amd upload a video carefully scrolling through that whatsapp conversation on my phone... would that clear the doubt? coz you can't possibly photoshop a video recording.

shymm3x, darkened.rebel, bennyraz.z, ap.otek, toby.77 etc

Bootybuttchic:
aahh,....gbo gbo eleyi ,kilagbe kileju ,...dicck sucker oshi....see all u typed just cos i said the truth ,,,,....his normal insult.gbogbo procreation.hypocritical... ...ejo lo fero....u never dissapoint,cant make a simple sentence without fixing an insult,u dint add leprius today sef ,no wonder ur cursing ur mother,she really did a bad job... ..and maybe it was your father,who fed your placenta to the dogs.... ...omase ooo....pkele sogbo.......jugdement will come for u soon :*:*