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CelebritiesRe: Nigeria Celebrity Beard Gang. Pics Included by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:58am On Nov 13, 2015
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The ladies love us beardy. You should ask your girls why they always stroke our beards. smiley
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RomanceRe: Every Naija Girl Is Now Bleaching... by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:22am On Nov 13, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uh...It's Not Just The Girls...Guys bleach Too!! angry
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You know why guys rarely bleach their skins? It's because they'd be verbally and lexically castigated by their friends. The butt of every joke in their cliques.

Woe betides any friend of mine who dares to bleach his skin 'cause I'd so troll him he'd lie on a rooftop on a hot, sunny day just to get completely tanned.


Here's the thing: You women do not tell your bleaching friends off 'cause you're too busy admiring her new skin tone whilst thinking of how to bleach yours.
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RomanceRe: Every Naija Girl Is Now Bleaching... by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:59am On Nov 13, 2015
marvelck:
The craze by Black Girls To Look white...

we hate slavery and racism so much, and yet some black girls will do anything to become white by toning/bleaching their skin and using all kinds of cream just to turn from black to white.The rate at which a lot of girls are now bleaching their skin these days is becoming very alarming. And all this has to do with the myopic belief by some dark skin girls that light skin (yellow girls) ladies are more preferable to guys than dark skin girls. And that light skin girls are more favored, and also easily noticeable wherever they go. That is why a lot of girls are now bleaching to look more white than even the white people. what happened to black is beautiful. why all this madness to look white. Some ladies that used to be dark are now yellow. Recognizing them is now a problem cos you knew them when they were looking dark. Guys who prefer light skin girls cos of their skin colors are cave men. For how long will a girl use cream and bleach her skin just to belong or impress a guy. Biko be proud of your complexion. Black or white...you are beautiful no matter the color of your skin. Stop this madness.
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Nigerian girls? Black girls all over the world wish they're light-skinned.

Remember Dencia? The female member of Mafikizolo? Nicki Minaj? They aren't Nigerian, are they?

It's a psychological thing. An ingrained mental subservience continually ingrained by projected media stereotypes.

Here's the odd thing: A lot of us ( NIGERIAN men) think light-skinned women are comparatively the worse flirts and that assumption makes us pre-judge them since we never really take them seriously. Just playthings for our pleasure.

There are exceptions, of course.
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RomanceRe: Please Advice Because Women Can Never Be Trusted by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Corrected me on WHAT?
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You typed "wordmiths" as against "wordsmiths". Get it now?
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RomanceRe: Please Advice Because Women Can Never Be Trusted by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:34am On Nov 13, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Not "suppose", that's exactly what I meant.
[color=royalblue] ...And I corrected you albeit diplomatically.

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RomanceRe: Please Advice Because Women Can Never Be Trusted by TheSonOfMark(m):
PunkyVeer:
No, I roll with world class wordmiths who don't speak weird. Seriously, who says stuff like "reptilian" yada yada when going ham on someone?
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I suppose you meant "wordsmiths".
The essence of being verbose is stringing unusual (sometimes strange) words of the Anglo lingua intelligently and in real-time. That opined, the boyfriend's articulation is mediocre.
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RomanceRe: Please Advice Because Women Can Never Be Trusted by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:03am On Nov 13, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lol @ the so called message. Real people talk like that? I thought it was only the NL e-thugs who use such strange "bombastic" words. Nincompoop? Really? I dzie!
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Maybe it's because you've always frolicked with folks who conversate in banal terms. Change your circle of friends. smiley
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RomanceRe: Please Advice Because Women Can Never Be Trusted by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:58am On Nov 13, 2015
vizkiz:
I dey get feeling say na theson.ofmark send that message cheesy
[color=royalblue] The supposed grandiloquent boyfriend did a piss-poor job at lexically-articulating his opinion.

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RomanceRe: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:54pm On Nov 12, 2015
PietroRico:
grin there's no fûcking way I'm not killing that stůpid roommate grin
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I'd butcher him and cremate him as an offering to the god of common sense! cheesy


It's crazy that I am following this story but hey! I really am.
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RomanceRe: What Is The Cause /purpose Of Seeking Attention Online by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:
Initially,I use to think it was youthful exuberance or joblessness but recently I was going through the phone of a married person ( Civil engineer) in my neighbourhood.


I was Surprised to see he was responsible for some attention seeking topics on Nairaland and a notorious troll on here..

And in reality.he is very quiet and reserved..The reason for his topics and threads and most of his violent posts I don't understand..He is married happily with children and well paid at his place of work.I of course challenged him and he stated he was just catching fun and that I have no evidence to prove its him anyway..

please Mamagee3.and Co,what drives you guys ?? frustration. To catch fun.Boredom huh?
[color=royalblue] You're worse!

You think not? Let's do a review:

You've made 935 comments thus far and you've created 106 topics.

To put this in perspective; FOR EVERY 8.8208 COMMENTS YOU MAKE, YOU CREATE A (MEANINGLESS) TOPIC.

Now that's an astonishing average. You are at the topmost stratum of attention-seeking.
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RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:03am On Nov 11, 2015
quiinnBee:
•When they stare at other girls.
Some guys would be like "boys will
be boys", but no, that shouldn't be
the justification for anything, if
you love your girl, don't make her
feel like someone else is better than her, she should be the
prettiest and hottetst in your eyes."

agreed smiley

Really? By default, you women's eyes brighten up a the sight of every FREE-SPENDING seemingly RICH GUY. You have that far-away , covetous look especially if those guys are with other women. Without uttering a word, we know you wish to take those girls' places...

...But we don't sulk about it like you do when we check out other women.
PoliticsRe: Apc Claims Buhari Is Responsible For The U-17 World Cup Victory by TheSonOfMark(op):
funkyjms:
TheSonOf.Mark

Boss, I sent you a PM and yet to get a response. I need your assistance. That's all.

I saw your mail but since we've had no prior interaction, I didn't respond..
RomanceRe: How Would You Grade Your Current Relationship? [come In]. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:56pm On Nov 10, 2015
halfrica:
angry angry angry angry
I will fuvk after u cum

You, along with CuteHector, are just unrepentant trolls who revel in having baseless, simpleton-esque chitchats on every thread and hence debasing them. What kick do you get from ALWAYS derailing?
PoliticsRe: Apc Claims Buhari Is Responsible For The U-17 World Cup Victory by TheSonOfMark(op):
egift:
https://i0.wp.com/completesportsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/buhari-golden-eaglets.jpg

PMB has this on lock-down, the wailers can cry till eternity. We don't under Buhari, Nigeria is on the path to greater heights.

Kudos to the Nigerians, Eaglets and Buhari for winning this back-2-back.

What is this? A case of advanced dementia, schizophrenia or just plain old sly selective amnesia?
Have you forgotten so quickly that few days ago the Nigerian social media was awashed with criticism of Buhari and, by extension, the APC for refusing to fulfill their campaign promises? Has your petty partisanship led you to outrightly ignore economic indices which point to Nigeria's decline? Need I post links to these reputable financial institutions' assessments?

Your comments, as usual, are meant to goad members of the PDP to react vituperatively hence drawing attention away from topical issues and degenerating into free-for-all bouts.


Surprise us for once - MAKE SENSE PLEASE!

PoliticsRe: Guess What World Record PMB Just Set? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:16am On Nov 09, 2015
Ehitunez:
Incase you guys dont know. PMB is the first World Leader to win the u17 WORLD CUP as a civilian and military head of state. #dancingShakitibobo oya #wailers you may proceed.
Cc. Lalasticala
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Military Head of State... A tyrannical RULER. A despot who has zilch respect for civil liberties and whose propensity to ALWAYS influence socio-political outcomes always rubs off negatively on the led.

Did you pause, in the midst of the euphoric U-17 World Cup celebrations, to think about why there are few contenders for that supposed record-breaking position?

Did it occur to you that there are few shameless despots who, like your 'hallowed' Buhari, still return to the executive helm of the socio-economic ruins of a country they helped destroy by touting themselves as "SAINTS" with manifestos they'd deny after being elected into office?

Has it occurred to you that few coup plotters still parade themselves in the corridors of power?

Of course Buhari and his fellow despots are in a class of their own.


By the way, GEJ is the first to 'win' the U-17 World Cup as a Vice President (2007) and as a President (2013).

You want an encore? GEJ is the first to win the U-17 World Cup and the African Nations Cup as President. Two records. Eat that! cool
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PoliticsApc Claims Buhari Is Responsible For The U-17 World Cup Victory by TheSonOfMark(op): 1:48am On Nov 09, 2015

Apparently Femi Adriana, PMB's media spokesman, claims Buhari is responsible for the U-17 World Cup triumph - a product of "change" - hence Buhari should be praised. He is being ridiculed by the Nigerian 'Tweetsphere' . Notable amongst them is the popular Novelist, ElNathan.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/663506721026007040

Nairaland GeneralRe: Prettyhausagirl Is A FAKE!!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:58pm On Nov 08, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
prettyhausagirl claims to be in unilag... but jenny schools in Fedponek.

https://www.nairaland.com/2710606/top-5-current-music-artistes#39655178


cc naijaboiy the solange is because she bears a resemblance to solange knowles

Sinnzu? It sure has to be you. This has your 'stamp' all over it. Well researched, detailed evidences and the usual dramatic build-up. Nice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 7th November 2015 by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:50pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jummate:
I think Newcastle United or Aston Villa should just sue Chelsea for polyandry( having too many husbands). E be like say na the only solution to their problem be that.

This is cruel! cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 7th November 2015 by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:37pm On Nov 07, 2015
Isryl02:
Mourinho-----the special one
Pep------the intelligent one
Klopp------the normal one
Van Gaal-----the boring one
Wenger-----the five one
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You are spoiling for a war! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Fayose Surprises Old Woman Who Accosted Him Today In Ekiti Community..photos by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:20pm On Nov 03, 2015

With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosque , I bet his people would kill for him.
Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. cool


PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Stops His Convoy To Interact With An Old Woman In Ekiti by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:18pm On Nov 03, 2015

With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosque , I bet his people would kill for him.
Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. cool


PoliticsRe: Unbelievable!; Fayose Surprises Old Woman Who Accosted Him Today In Ekiti by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:11pm On Nov 03, 2015

With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosques , I bet his people (followers) would kill and pillage at his command.
Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. cool
CelebritiesRe: Are They Getting Back? Maje Ayida Calls Toke Makinwa 'my Loving Wife' (photos) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:11pm On Nov 03, 2015

Love? Couples can be weird. One minute they are at each other's throat and the next they are coiled on a secluded couch. Crazy really.

Exactly why I do not take sides when lovers quarrel.

Of course she'd take him back. Maje is an _idiot but even _idiots need to be loved, don't they?




Perfect story with a 'novel-esque ending'. Just the way girls like it. I know you just said "awww". Wipe your tears.wink
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:49pm On Nov 03, 2015
fratermathy:
It is often said that a man who believes that where he comes from is devoid of things he sees in the place he visits is as blind as Adam on the first day of creation. There is no utopia or Eldorado in Nigeria! You do not know when the rain began to beat you! Do not unearth the worms in a termite's mound when you stay under the ground!

You should have thought about your sentimental hogwash when you, a servile URHOBO sloth, dared to dabble into and rewrite the history of the Akwa-Cross people.
Such audacious insult.

You should have to manipulating the history of YOUR people! That you posted half-truths as our authentic history and even continued to argue with us about OUR history depicts your arrogance.


This thread was meant to uplift the rich cultural complexity and linguistic peculiarity of the good AkwaCross people

You are in position to create a thread about our history!
and you SINGLEHANDEDLY turned it into a verbal war of wits, a tribalistic cesspool and a veritable means of egotistical paranoia through your violent tantrums and delusions of grandeur.

Dyslexic marsupial, it's "LEXICAL" not "VERBAL". It's typewritten and not spoken.cheesy
You have spoilt your own image, reputation and intellectual congruity. I used to think you were one of the sane people on Nairaland until yesterday.

Who cares about your pseudo-sanctimonious online persona?! I am real. I am no hypocrite. I state my opinions bluntly without being vague.

I don't crave for friends or women like you do. I have a very functional SOCIAL LIFE offline. You seek verification of your banal existence here.
There was someone I handled in my earlier thread on Ijaw People, an ethnocentrically warped individual named Omonnakoda! Kindly locate him and ask him how far we went or even better, locate the thread and go through its pages!!! I am not new to people like you who think yourselves superior and special. I love to psychologically deconstruct your types as much as I do same to Okonkwo, Obi, Ezeulu, Kambili, etc in literary analyses. Afflatus scorns upon you! Aridon has waged a war with your half-baked wittedness. The Spirit of the Age shall make sure you and your types are forever lost to the faceless computers housing Nairaland!

Let get this straight:

I update my pictures regularly but you don't.

Everyone knows my full names, yours is vague.

I interact with countless Nairalanders off-Nairaland.

I put up my personal details but no one knows yours.

Pray tell, who is THE FACELESS _fool if not you?

Have you wondered how easy it seemed to have lexically-slayed countless Igbos on this thread?

May blowflies breed in your nostrils while vultures make a feast of you!
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:07pm On Nov 03, 2015
fratermathy:
"Litluns" Oh Grammarian the GREAT! We bow before your feet! cheesy
You are so delusional bro. I am sure you were assaulted as a young boy and consequently brainwashed into believing you are something special

It's "you're so delusional , bro" not "you're delusional bro".

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I just dont have the time to analyse your syntactic and grammatical errors since this argument ensued. I'd consider using them as samples for my next academic research paper on discourse analysis.

It's "DON'T" not "DONT".

It's "COMMENCED" not "ENSUED". Now worship KingSlay!


Have you ever wondered why you are the ONLY IBIBIO here insulting and fighting Igbos? Please think about your future! I []dont[/b] see it being too bright.

Again, it's "DON'T" not "DONT".

I cursed them out so badly that they've retreated to their caves.

See my future? How can an orangutan who gulps 'Sapele water' CONSTANTLY see clearly?

First things first, get your destitute, drug-addicted siblings into rehab.cheesy


CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:07pm On Nov 03, 2015
fratermathy:
"Litluns" Oh Grammarian the GREAT! We bow before your feet! cheesy
You are so delusional bro. I am sure you were assaulted as a young boy and consequently brainwashed into believing you are something special

It's "you're so delusional , bro" not "you're delusional bro".

smiley
I just dont have the time to analyse your syntactic and grammatical errors since this argument ensued. I'd consider using them as samples for my next academic research paper on discourse analysis.

It's "DON'T" not "DONT".

It's "COMMENCED" not "ENSUED". Now worship KingSlay!


Have you ever wondered why you are the ONLY IBIBIO here insulting and fighting Igbos? Please think about your future! I []dont[/b] see it being too bright.

Again, it's "DON'T" not "DONT".

I cursed them out so badly that they've retreated to their caves.

See my future? How can an orangutan who gulps 'Sapele water' CONSTANTLY see clearly?

First things first, get your destitute, drug-addicted siblings into rehab.cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairalanders! Check Out My Six Packs (pic) by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:42pm On Nov 03, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Really? Go read symptoms for Bipolar before giving out false diagnosis, Dr Who.

You named your alter ego. Giving it a name, gives it life like it's a seperate entity on its own.
I bet you've justified that you aren't responsible for its actions.
Exactly what serial killers do.

A person who's bipolar can be a nun by day and a _stripper at night. YOU ARE BIPOLAR.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders! Check Out My Six Packs (pic) by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:23pm On Nov 03, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Now you get it. It goes with the set theme. However, don't get it twisted, because there's Punky & then there's the real me (the cutesy side). I'm a sweetheart grin But everyone, I believe, has that little naughty/out-of-control side to their nature, otherwise you'll just be dull & boring. Beyonce calls hers Sasha Fierce & I call mine Ratchet Amy grin

You are bipolar.
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2015
DerKaiser:
The ammo in my arsenal has barely been tampered with.

I am just waiting for your madness to leave you before I get more specific with your Ibibio people.

After I am done with you, you would reevaluate your entire existence and would never come at Igbos in your lifetime.

Little worthless snitch from a tribe of undeveloped savages who is dreaming of overestimating his relevance.

If the other Igbos are reluctant to tackle you, I am not and you will know why I am called Ceasar.

Brace yourself.

Dog.

I've got countless pictures of your erosion-ravaged homeland. Even Somalia looks relatively picture-esque compared to your gully terrains.cheesy

I've got countless newslinks describing how Igbos are caught for fraud.

Not forgetting your infamous BABY FACTORIES!cheesy

How many of your nephews and nieces have you sold? Gosh! Doesn't your conscience prick you?!
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:31pm On Nov 03, 2015
OboloMAN:
Very Good Read.
Ibenos , Obolos, Orons have long been marginalized by this Ibibio people
now the silly OP is calling all of them Ibibio.

Orons have been marginalized (POLITICALLY) but not the others.

You are from Eastern Obolo Federal Constituency like myself, can you truly assert that we marginalize Obolos? Heck! We once shared the same L.G.A.

Obolos and Ikot Abasi get along well. Ibenos too. Oron is the only exception, relatively that is.

What does your L.G.A do with its monthly allocation? Does it maintain roads like we do? Is electricity free?
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:23pm On Nov 03, 2015
DerKaiser:
Yep. The devolution into insanity.

Funny how, whenever most of these idiots are confronted by seemingly intelligent people, they instantly turn into a mess.

You are the underdog. You have everything to prove to KingSlay.

Hopefully you'd get the popularity you seek by engaging your god. Not without bruising your ego though. smiley

Like the scumbags before you, you'd flee with your tail in between your wobbly legs. Reminds you of Ojukwu, right?
CultureRe: The Dialects Of Ibibio And Where They Are Spoken by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:14pm On Nov 03, 2015
DerKaiser:
Do you have any other insult that sounds a little bit different.

I think I have read the one above about 7 different times already.

Behind your fancy fonts and juvenile smileys I can read the pain on your face.

You are getting hit from all sides even from your fellow so called Akwa-Cross members.

Dog.

You just found out why I am nicknamed "KINGSLAY". Lexically dissecting your psyche, plunging you to the very nadir psychologically then putting your credibility to scrutiny are snippets of what I do to featherbrained bovine-esque species like yourself.

You are our slaves. Aptly put since you are subservient to us.

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