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[color=royalblue] The ladies love us beardy. You should ask your girls why they always stroke our beards. ![]() [/color] |
Estharfabian:[color=royalblue] You know why guys rarely bleach their skins? It's because they'd be verbally and lexically castigated by their friends. The butt of every joke in their cliques. Woe betides any friend of mine who dares to bleach his skin 'cause I'd so troll him he'd lie on a rooftop on a hot, sunny day just to get completely tanned. Here's the thing: You women do not tell your bleaching friends off 'cause you're too busy admiring her new skin tone whilst thinking of how to bleach yours. [/color] |
marvelck:[color=royalblue] Nigerian girls? Black girls all over the world wish they're light-skinned. Remember Dencia? The female member of Mafikizolo? Nicki Minaj? They aren't Nigerian, are they? It's a psychological thing. An ingrained mental subservience continually ingrained by projected media stereotypes. Here's the odd thing: A lot of us ( NIGERIAN men) think light-skinned women are comparatively the worse flirts and that assumption makes us pre-judge them since we never really take them seriously. Just playthings for our pleasure. There are exceptions, of course. [/color] |
PunkyVeer:[color=royalblue] You typed "wordmiths" as against "wordsmiths". Get it now? [/color] |
PunkyVeer:[color=royalblue] ...And I corrected you albeit diplomatically. [/color] |
PunkyVeer:[color=royalblue] I suppose you meant "wordsmiths". The essence of being verbose is stringing unusual (sometimes strange) words of the Anglo lingua intelligently and in real-time. That opined, the boyfriend's articulation is mediocre. [/color] |
PunkyVeer:[color=royalblue] Maybe it's because you've always frolicked with folks who conversate in banal terms. Change your circle of friends. ![]() [/color] |
vizkiz:[color=royalblue] The supposed grandiloquent boyfriend did a piss-poor job at lexically-articulating his opinion. [/color] |
PietroRico:[color=royalblue] I'd butcher him and cremate him as an offering to the god of common sense! ![]() It's crazy that I am following this story but hey! I really am. [/color] |
RaDaZaBaNa:[color=royalblue] You're worse! You think not? Let's do a review: You've made 935 comments thus far and you've created 106 topics. To put this in perspective; FOR EVERY 8.8208 COMMENTS YOU MAKE, YOU CREATE A (MEANINGLESS) TOPIC. Now that's an astonishing average. You are at the topmost stratum of attention-seeking. [/color] |
quiinnBee: Really? By default, you women's eyes brighten up a the sight of every FREE-SPENDING seemingly RICH GUY. You have that far-away , covetous look especially if those guys are with other women. Without uttering a word, we know you wish to take those girls' places... ...But we don't sulk about it like you do when we check out other women. |
funkyjms: I saw your mail but since we've had no prior interaction, I didn't respond.. |
halfrica: You, along with CuteHector, are just unrepentant trolls who revel in having baseless, simpleton-esque chitchats on every thread and hence debasing them. What kick do you get from ALWAYS derailing? |
egift: What is this? A case of advanced dementia, schizophrenia or just plain old sly selective amnesia? Have you forgotten so quickly that few days ago the Nigerian social media was awashed with criticism of Buhari and, by extension, the APC for refusing to fulfill their campaign promises? Has your petty partisanship led you to outrightly ignore economic indices which point to Nigeria's decline? Need I post links to these reputable financial institutions' assessments? Your comments, as usual, are meant to goad members of the PDP to react vituperatively hence drawing attention away from topical issues and degenerating into free-for-all bouts. Surprise us for once - MAKE SENSE PLEASE!
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Ehitunez:[b] Military Head of State... A tyrannical RULER. A despot who has zilch respect for civil liberties and whose propensity to ALWAYS influence socio-political outcomes always rubs off negatively on the led. Did you pause, in the midst of the euphoric U-17 World Cup celebrations, to think about why there are few contenders for that supposed record-breaking position? Did it occur to you that there are few shameless despots who, like your 'hallowed' Buhari, still return to the executive helm of the socio-economic ruins of a country they helped destroy by touting themselves as "SAINTS" with manifestos they'd deny after being elected into office? Has it occurred to you that few coup plotters still parade themselves in the corridors of power? Of course Buhari and his fellow despots are in a class of their own. By the way, GEJ is the first to 'win' the U-17 World Cup as a Vice President (2007) and as a President (2013). You want an encore? GEJ is the first to win the U-17 World Cup and the African Nations Cup as President. Two records. Eat that! ![]() [/b] |
https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/663506721026007040
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EZEIGBO1OFIMO: Sinnzu? It sure has to be you. This has your 'stamp' all over it. Well researched, detailed evidences and the usual dramatic build-up. Nice. |
Jummate: This is cruel! ![]() |
Isryl02:You are spoiling for a war!
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With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosque , I bet his people would kill for him. Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. ![]() |
With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosque , I bet his people would kill for him. Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. ![]() |
With his seeming cult following, if Fasoye were an Imam and preaching hate in mosques , I bet his people (followers) would kill and pillage at his command. Thankfully, he's GOVERNOR Fayose...of the PDP. ![]() |
Love? Couples can be weird. One minute they are at each other's throat and the next they are coiled on a secluded couch. Crazy really. Exactly why I do not take sides when lovers quarrel. Of course she'd take him back. Maje is an _idiot but even _idiots need to be loved, don't they? Perfect story with a 'novel-esque ending'. Just the way girls like it. I know you just said "awww". Wipe your tears. ![]() |
fratermathy: You should have thought about your sentimental hogwash when you, a servile URHOBO sloth, dared to dabble into and rewrite the history of the Akwa-Cross people. Such audacious insult. You should have to manipulating the history of YOUR people! That you posted half-truths as our authentic history and even continued to argue with us about OUR history depicts your arrogance. This thread was meant to uplift the rich cultural complexity and linguistic peculiarity of the good AkwaCross people You are in position to create a thread about our history! and you SINGLEHANDEDLY turned it into a verbal war of wits, a tribalistic cesspool and a veritable means of egotistical paranoia through your violent tantrums and delusions of grandeur. Dyslexic marsupial, it's "LEXICAL" not "VERBAL". It's typewritten and not spoken. ![]() You have spoilt your own image, reputation and intellectual congruity. I used to think you were one of the sane people on Nairaland until yesterday. Who cares about your pseudo-sanctimonious online persona?! I am real. I am no hypocrite. I state my opinions bluntly without being vague. I don't crave for friends or women like you do. I have a very functional SOCIAL LIFE offline. You seek verification of your banal existence here. There was someone I handled in my earlier thread on Ijaw People, an ethnocentrically warped individual named Omonnakoda! Kindly locate him and ask him how far we went or even better, locate the thread and go through its pages!!! I am not new to people like you who think yourselves superior and special. I love to psychologically deconstruct your types as much as I do same to Okonkwo, Obi, Ezeulu, Kambili, etc in literary analyses. Afflatus scorns upon you! Aridon has waged a war with your half-baked wittedness. The Spirit of the Age shall make sure you and your types are forever lost to the faceless computers housing Nairaland! Let get this straight: I update my pictures regularly but you don't. Everyone knows my full names, yours is vague. I interact with countless Nairalanders off-Nairaland. I put up my personal details but no one knows yours. Pray tell, who is THE FACELESS _fool if not you? Have you wondered how easy it seemed to have lexically-slayed countless Igbos on this thread? May blowflies breed in your nostrils while vultures make a feast of you! |
fratermathy: It's "you're so delusional , bro" not "you're delusional bro". ![]() I just dont have the time to analyse your syntactic and grammatical errors since this argument ensued. I'd consider using them as samples for my next academic research paper on discourse analysis. It's "DON'T" not "DONT". It's "COMMENCED" not "ENSUED". Now worship KingSlay! Have you ever wondered why you are the ONLY IBIBIO here insulting and fighting Igbos? Please think about your future! I []dont[/b] see it being too bright. Again, it's "DON'T" not "DONT". I cursed them out so badly that they've retreated to their caves. See my future? How can an orangutan who gulps 'Sapele water' CONSTANTLY see clearly? First things first, get your destitute, drug-addicted siblings into rehab. ♦ |
fratermathy: It's "you're so delusional , bro" not "you're delusional bro". ![]() I just dont have the time to analyse your syntactic and grammatical errors since this argument ensued. I'd consider using them as samples for my next academic research paper on discourse analysis. It's "DON'T" not "DONT". It's "COMMENCED" not "ENSUED". Now worship KingSlay! Have you ever wondered why you are the ONLY IBIBIO here insulting and fighting Igbos? Please think about your future! I []dont[/b] see it being too bright. Again, it's "DON'T" not "DONT". I cursed them out so badly that they've retreated to their caves. See my future? How can an orangutan who gulps 'Sapele water' CONSTANTLY see clearly? First things first, get your destitute, drug-addicted siblings into rehab. |
PunkyVeer: You named your alter ego. Giving it a name, gives it life like it's a seperate entity on its own. I bet you've justified that you aren't responsible for its actions. Exactly what serial killers do. A person who's bipolar can be a nun by day and a _stripper at night. YOU ARE BIPOLAR. |
PunkyVeer: You are bipolar. |
DerKaiser: I've got countless pictures of your erosion-ravaged homeland. Even Somalia looks relatively picture-esque compared to your gully terrains. ![]() I've got countless newslinks describing how Igbos are caught for fraud. Not forgetting your infamous BABY FACTORIES! ![]() How many of your nephews and nieces have you sold? Gosh! Doesn't your conscience prick you?! |
OboloMAN: Orons have been marginalized (POLITICALLY) but not the others. You are from Eastern Obolo Federal Constituency like myself, can you truly assert that we marginalize Obolos? Heck! We once shared the same L.G.A. Obolos and Ikot Abasi get along well. Ibenos too. Oron is the only exception, relatively that is. What does your L.G.A do with its monthly allocation? Does it maintain roads like we do? Is electricity free? |
DerKaiser: You are the underdog. You have everything to prove to KingSlay. Hopefully you'd get the popularity you seek by engaging your god. Not without bruising your ego though. ![]() Like the scumbags before you, you'd flee with your tail in between your wobbly legs. Reminds you of Ojukwu, right? |
DerKaiser: You just found out why I am nicknamed "KINGSLAY". Lexically dissecting your psyche, plunging you to the very nadir psychologically then putting your credibility to scrutiny are snippets of what I do to featherbrained bovine-esque species like yourself. You are our slaves. Aptly put since you are subservient to us. |
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there's no fûcking way I'm not killing that stůpid roommate
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