₦airaland Forum

Bigprozzie:
Ill informed, mostly asinine sub analysis by an attention seeker

Ginaz:
Oh son of mark you are here, I miss you so so so so much where have you been?

Here, there and a mention/message away.

crismark:
Lmao....no vex o but anitime d guy tink of d huge amount wen ihm pay, ihm go Jst feel like 2 beat u.....

StrawberryCream:
Thanks dear , yea lol still dont know what his issue was to be fair but oh well
Got an msg yesterday about it .. Can i forward it to ur pm see wt u think lol u know im too soft sometimes .. Was going to ask sinnzu but aint seen him around either .. Reply so i can attach it

StrawberryCream:
Theso.nofmark where you been
Saw your post when i wasnt around ... Thanks mate for, u know helping with ( he who shall not be named ;Dh

grad2012:
The last time I saw my mum on her sick bed before she died. When she prayed for me, all becos I got her, her favorite fruit. That was so emotional for me.
I thought all becos of a fruit u bless me dis much, I never knew that was her last fruit.

DonChippy:
Well said.
In addition, the said car owner isn't even a friend. He's like a little brother to me, that's even all the more embarrassing. I guess she was stringing me along all the while.

firstking01:
those places ain't bus stops...they are districts etteh obong

HateU2:
1. The Little boy:
Some men live in the glory of the days there were without any form of responsibilities, when they didn’t have to own up to anything financially/emotionally.  These type of men can’t be straightforward, stay at a job or even “have a life”. No woman wants to be in a relationship with this type of man.

2. The financially Irresponsible Man:
These type of men live above their means, spend lavishly on what they don’t need, do not have any structured plan on how to spend their money or invest. No woman wants to be with this type of man. Women need men who can be responsible financially, have a scale of preference and spend his money wisely.

3. Mr Self Container: This type is self obsessed, would go to the ends of the world to look good and spend money on vain things. As much as women love their men to look good and be the envy of all, none wants a man who would place them second, next to indulging in vain things.

4. The Wandering eye guy:
No woman whatsoever wants to be with a man who can’t keep his eyes in a direction. Some men compliment and flirt with every woman possible save the one they are with. This makes women uncomfortable and unattractive. Most women run in the opposite direction when they see this type.

Hey! I am looking and not touching. I'm still with you, right? You women also flirt! You think we don't know you've secretly imagined yourself with Ramsey Noah at some point? Or we do not see that long, longing look of craving in your eyes when you see a seemingly rich man at the mall?
See? We aren't bothered as long as you're still with us.

5. The Liar:
A man who lies about everything from his job, to his exes, to his flings, to his family is not in any way attractive to women. Women hate men that lie. Whether the lie is black or white or any other colour available on the rainbow, a woman cannot stand any man that lies to her. These type of men are “undatable” to women.

Sometimes to keep that roof our heads or keep you happy, we have to lie. Harmless lies though. Scratch that - say UNTRUE things.

You: "Honey, do you think my belly fat is too obvious ?"

Us: "Nope. Maybe I didn't notice 'cause you still look sexy as ever".


We both know your tummy fat is obvious but I'm just playing the nice boyfriend.

6. Mr Block head:
Some men can’t hold a simple conversation for five minutes. It is cute at the beginning of the relationship when the man allows the woman talk more but after a while, she gets bored. No woman wants to be with a man who can’t hold a conversation or worse still who cannot make any intelligent conversation.
Oya,lalasticlala. Front page i beg.

firstking01:
da owo...those places are generally known as slaugter...dey ain't bus stops....dats y taskforce are always chasing dem...its only on major roads we have bus stops

Oh! I don't reside in PH though - I just visit. Odd that everyone refers to that particular spot as the Slaughter Park/ bus stop and I just go along with it.


The name "Slaughter" itself is creepy though. I had preconceived images in my heard when I first head the name.


And PH bus stops do not sound classy though. How do you explain "RUMUOLA", "RUMUOKORO" and other such "Rumos"?

firstking01:
eyen eka...mbok fin...there's nowhere like slaughter bus stpthose are nt major roads...u'd only find designated bus stops on ph aba express road...ami nke mana ke ph

firstking01:
Down in ph here everytin is wit a touch of class and efizzy...u'd be bus stops like....leventis....cfc...bridge/genesis...artillery...intels...airforce...and it continues like

SINNZ:
I was sent an invitational e-mail from a web forum called FaceOfFestac to join NL in 2006. I joined. And kept changing monikers each time I wanted to make a comment.

In other words, you WERE somewhat SWEETORGASM-esque/SOFTAPPLES-esque.

mizquote:
√ guys that brag of their cooking prowess.

√guys that always want sex.

√guys that re gluttons. its a big turn off.

precious556:
Maybe she is lonely and wants it. By the way is she in school?

Jolllyjoy:
buhahahahahahahahahaha.,


amen



you are a goat with a fish brain(no offence)

Jolllyjoy:
mr lingiustic,pls respect yourself and old age by going to bed.


Thank you.

Jolllyjoy:
you are still alive? I thought coogar sent you to your grave

Trendy247:
Total number of words the guy typed=496
Total number of words the gal typed=58

ronald4lif:
Very apt. One would think the Nigerian man who always laments on ladies parasitism would embrace an independent successful woman. But the reverse is the case. Quite ironic.

emusmith:
4. Getting the car isn't the issue. The ish is, most guys will keep her at arm's length. Call them, insecure. Issorai. Man is egoistic in nature. My thought: keep/save the money, IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED A GUY.

ronald4lif:
My boss TheSonOf.Mark is here, will respond when he gives a nod.

IamDejman:
Does juju work?

What you believe affects you!

You know, there was a time when men BELIEVED the universe revolved round the earth but even in that pre-illumination period OT didn't change the fact the earth was (and still is) just a planet in one of the countless galaxies and unimportant really.

What you believe in doesn't change reality.

I bet your heart always does a double take when you find a porridge in a weathered calabash with multicolored clothe strips around it. You should ask yourself why you are afraid of it.

Oliviaarims:
Nope. Is Thesono.fMark Itsekiri too?

Edipee:
Thank you my brother. Ade Uko Eren Owo.

adeaks:
Well, to each his own..

As for me, a wife material should not give in to my demands on our first date, persuasions be damned!

She is in control of her body and any lady with a sense of self worth shouldn't just tumble beneath the sheets at the merest asking. It is for a man to ask, and it is for the lady to say no.

And contrary to what you posted, the fact that it is a first date means we are most likely still getting to know each other so why would a well brought up lady who is potentially thinking long term allow me to sleep with her just like that.