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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:20am On Dec 04, 2015
NewSheriff:
Lmao missclassy? grin grin grin grin grin

Hey, moonstruck, you need to run a check on your brain if you've got any.

I remember how you suddenly started attacking missclassy when she confessed about having a crush on Blackett. You thought if you haunt her, the way Blackett did, she'll start crushing on you too. gringringringringrin

What did you find out in your confirmatory check? cheesy
Bring them here so that I'll start exposing your foolishness from there. I'm waiting, cretin. wink
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You seem to know all of MISSCLASSSY'S thoughts! Eureka! The last piece of the supposed puzzle!

Missclassy is a 'he' actually.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:

MISSCLASSSY opined in June, 2015 when 'IT' was interviewed that 'IT' is from a certain village in Abia State.

Coincidentally, Sexkillz a.k.a Blackett, in an interview in 2012, opined that it is from that same village in Abia State.

Yet both pretended to be strangers.

Missclasssy, I dare you to deny this and I'd upload screenshots and/or the links.

Missclasssy's quarrels with the Blackett moniker was a smokescreen just like the squabbles with the Nneka123 moniker.

Let's do this!
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:51am On Dec 04, 2015
NewSheriff:
Lmao see how confused you are? One minute you think I'm the guy that uses "fvcktard", the other minute, you think I'm the one that was ruined in the months of April and July. Even lower animals aren't this confused.

You talk about lexical jabs? Lol you're a learner. I'll make a pulp out of your disfigured face. With your fat lips like Worm infested kpomo. Bring it on, boy.
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CAITLYN, here's the ploy: I've already made you reveal too much. Oops! Too late to mask your unveiled identity.

Howdy Missclassy? What took you so long to return to your herd - the herd of smithen preys?

And no, don't start with a denial. I had enough keywords to run a confirmatory check. How's your new alter-ego, Decker?

In your bid to cuss, you left too many clues on _Mizquote's thread yesterday.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:39am On Dec 04, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hmmm....who are we talking about here? smiley[/color]
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The infamous, controversial gender-befuddled rhesus monkey we all refer to as "IT".
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:23am On Dec 04, 2015
NewSheriff:
You quoted trap boy and used derogatory remarks on me and expected me to lipsrsealed lipsrsealed? You must be high on your pubic hair.

Haunted who? Are you mad? Do I look like the ones you ride on easily? Watch what you type before you end up my first victim.

Btw, I'm waiting for you to come up with your local search results. Jobless mofo.
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Again, an acknowledgement. I remember you too well. You were my favourite prey between the months of April and July. cheesy

For the newbies who didn't get to witness you being ruined, now is the time to lay waste to your seeming sphinx-esque resurrection. Be rest assured - I'd be swift with the lexical jabs. I won't stretch your misery for months like the last time.

_Ishilove isn't here to save you. Guess it's just KingSLAY , you and The Abyss.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:57am On Dec 04, 2015
NewSheriff:
Look at this disfigured dunderhead. Y'all are dumb. Very dumb.

You in particular should be in the slum of nairalanders that try too hard.
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Aha! Like a psyche-poacher I've ensnared you mentally.

I quoted Traplord knowing fully well that you'd react in that typical manner of yours. How long does KingSLAY have to stoke your embers before you use "fvcktard"?

Undertaker - you just descended into your coffin.

Remember how I haunted you till you deactivated all your known pseudonyms? Welcome to Purgatory. I'll lead you through pain, again.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:30am On Dec 04, 2015
TrapLORD:
Welcome S. smiley I was wondering when you'll show up here..
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I thought it'll take you forever to figure 'IT' out. ' IT'S ' posts history and quasi-distinct verbiage gives 'IT' away.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2015
kinglekan:

You just killed Teempakguy cheesy cheesy
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Teempakguy:
No It doesn't . . . lipsrsealed
It just means I'm well travelled electronically. grin
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Semantics! Semantics!! Semantics!!!cheesy
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:42pm On Dec 02, 2015
kinglekan:

Oh i see. cheesy

The part where he said you were been referred to as the "Nairaland Sherlock Holmes" got me ROTFL. cheesy

So seems we might have a case of identity theft on 2GO or Teempakguy just punked u. grin grin
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He's admitted he was joking. That aside, shouldn't we all be worried that Teempakguy still has a 2go account in 2015? That he knows the happenings in 2go rooms is worrying.cheesy
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:22pm On Dec 02, 2015
Teempakguy:
Don't mind these guys. the took it the wrong way.

what I actually meant was, There are Many nairalanders who know you, who are as well on 2go.

Doubt me?

take a visit to one of the rooms and declare yourself. cool
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The guys didn't exactly take it the wrong way. They knew it was for laughs and I sure saw the hilarity in it.


Then again, what on God's green earth are you doing with a 2go app on your phone? It's 2015. 2015!
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:02pm On Dec 02, 2015
kinglekan:

Ronal4lif and iamcharis is it just me or did teempakguy actually say our very own Thesonofmark is popular on 2GO? grin
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[color=royalblue] Popular on Facebook? Yes. On 2go? I uninstalled 2go since 2012 and then again that 'room chat' was never my thing though so there's no way I could have been popular there. www.eskimi.com was the real deal back then till 2013.


Teempakguy, don't drink and type. cheesy
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:48pm On Dec 02, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Thesonofm.ark see what you causedcheesycheesycheesycheesy
[color=royalblue] What I caused? I don't get you.

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Jokes EtcRe: The Pope Dropping Dope Punchlines In Africa by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
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The trending #PopeBars was (and is still) frigging hilarious.

Some of the tweets:


@ChuckStuffUp8h

By the blessed holy cross, I'm a Vatican City boss; Slurp this Papal jalapeño sauce, I ball so hard, call it lacrosse.#PopeBars




THE FRESH PRINCE@TheBurntCracker10h


Bend your girl over like shes praying at my altar, most days I'm daddy but on Sunday's she calls me father#PopeBars






Redbob86 #4455@Redbob8615h

#PopeBars


"My rhymes iz gritty, More communion shots than Fity, Oh you got a mansion? I got my own city."



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RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When You Meet Other Ladies That Are Prettier Than You? by TheSonOfMark(m):
tania28:
any woman that get jealous over another beauty has low self esteem,u simply admire her n look away.every woman is beautiful.
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Not true. Women are self-conscious beings. They constantly judge their appearance and if another woman seems prettier than they are, they become jealous and threatened.


Whyelse do you think wives are uncomfortable with their husbands spending time with their secretaries or girlfriends sulking 'cause the prettiest girl in the hood hang around their boyfriends? Why do girls prevent the prettiest of their friends from having their boyfriends phone numbers?


Heck! It's evident even on Nairaland. Those who rejoiced more when the VICTORIABEE, NNEKA123, RUBEY et al monikers were busted as impostors were FEMALES. They rejoiced 'cause Nairaland guys considered the aforementioned monikers to be the prettiest girls and these (supposed) girls got all the attention.


The girls who rejoiced were jealous of the beauty of the girls uploaded on the impostors' profiles.


Even women rejoiced more when pictures of Beyonce's acne-face were leaked. These women were/are threatened by Beyonce's supposedly flawless beauty.



The blunt truth.
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RomanceRe: The Difference Between A Typical Nigerian Girl And A Non Nigerian Girl. by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:53am On Dec 02, 2015
spanishkid:
1. White girls see you for who you are and not what you have but a Nigerian girl sees your pocket first and not your personality.

2. White girls make you the Centre of their world but a Nigerian girl cannot make you the Centre of her world cos she has over 7 boyfriends along with you.

3. White girls understand the true meaning and definition of love but a Nigerian girl's definition of love is your ability to send recharge cards, take her to fast foods and give her money.

4. White girls know how to take care of themselves but Nigerian girls lack proper hygiene.

5. White girls have better taste and better fashion sense than Nigerian girls who copy virtually everything they do.

6. White girls are industrious while nigerian girls are lazy and see marriage and relationships as a financial bail-out from poverty.
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Searching4love a.k.a MulattoClaro a.k.a Spanishkid
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:43am On Dec 02, 2015
mirexxx:
grin grin lol how have you been?
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Better than good. Just making the most of what life throws at me.
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RomanceRe: Shocking Photo Of How Female Students Party In Nigeria by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:08am On Dec 02, 2015
[color=royalblue] You'd be surprised to know to know a sizeable number of female students (even the engaged ones) have been actively engaged in sexual _orgies mostly in their final year. This isn't hearsay - it's something I've seen.


Not with their departmental mates but with a group of friendly acquaintances in school.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:55am On Dec 02, 2015
mirexxx:
Theso.nofmark grin you're still in this world?? cheesy
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The Heavens and Hades seem not to want me,yet. I'd be stuck on this planet for a very long time.wink
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Jokes EtcRe: Can Someone Explain This Image To Me? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:46am On Dec 02, 2015
fratermathy:
Happy new month to all my wonderful nairaland buddies and mods; Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Oam4j, Obinoscopy, AkwaIbomrep1, ProphetUdeme, Thesonofmark, Seun, Afam4eva, Freemanan, Goodboiyy, Dominique, et.al.
I saw this picture while walking on a street in Uyo, Akwa-Ibom State. It was very funny to me grin. I couldn't make sense of it so I'm posting it here so that my learned colleagues can help me make sense of it.
Paper Subsidy is very real! cheesy

https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/12319712_10205040043068292_1775386957_n.jpg?oh=d9d63a00a2dacde10a5ba46b831d2f23&oe=56614C5D
[color=royalblue] That wall... Looks like the wall adjacent the photocopying section at Epic Plaza close to Ibiam Street or the poster-defaced back of the Cooperative Block, Town Campus.


It's something one of those 'psychos' might do. cheesy

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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:54am On Dec 02, 2015
[b] Name: Kingsley

Age: Early twenties

Are you single?: Dating.

Those u like on Romance Section:The opinionated ones who maintain their individuality with a level of rationality.

Those u dislike on Romance section: The overly sentimental moderators who are sexist when adjudging squabbles ,the airheaded kidults who ruin threads with their silly chitchats and, yes, the ubiquitous, servile juvenile mindless butt-licking andro-humanoids.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Mostly those who play the Devil's Advocates just to bring other dimensions to issues. The constructively controversial folks.
Those you follow and wish follows you back: None.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Mostly because their comments are well-ratiocinated and,well, they follow me.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I'd rather not reveal this.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I haven't been keeping records.
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Romanceland's nuisance-in-chief, Sweetorgasm.

Which Romancelander is fake:The ones whose comments (about their personal lives) contradict themselves in the long run. Onila, Darkrebel e.t.c

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:I'd rather not objectify a woman. I'm sapiosexual and I can't sleep with random women. We need to be friends at least. My rule(s).

Romancelander you can date: She'd never know even though we conversate (off here).

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her):Stating this would make it obvious.

Your favorite Romancelanders: The anti-buttlickers. The ladies who refuse to be objectified. And the guys who dignify themselves. Adanna28, Xiadnat, Herald9,...

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelanders: Oohmpa, MrCork and Alberto2k

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Wristbangle, Tosyne2much, Tonyebarcanista, Johnnydon22...

Romancelander(s) you stalk her diary: Stalk? No thanks, I'll pass.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: The degree of interests in persons vary over time.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: It's a 'she' and yes, we interact off-Nairaland. Very opinionated, dogged, blunt with the truth and all of such attributes. But would compromise just to gift you an unexpected soft landing. Abhors hypocrites too.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Slap? Aha! Now that's some kinky, steamy stuff.wink

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: If I'd never kiss and tell, why tell before kissing?wink

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Several.

NLer(S) you consider smart: Those who ratiocinate on topical issues and analyze them lexically in quasi-realtime. Barcanista, Ronald4lif, Daretodiffer, Mizmycoli, Xiadnat e.t.c

NL member that tries too hard: The ones who are constantly exposed for living double lives.


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Insults? It's not something I'd happily revel in.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Several persons over issues ranging from feminism to fidelity and from hypocrisy to honesty. Sometimes they escalate into long-drawn e-wars. Erm, this is an open secret.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I still won't tell before kissing.wink


Who do u consider sexy: 'Beautiful' is the right word. 'Sexy' is demeaningly objectifying. Yeah, I know- my reply is evasive. Bite me. tongue

Who do u consider ugly:Those who claim other people's pictures as theirs.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Sinizia is too much of an empath. Peeparty and Mizmycoli too. For me, playing 'Mr. Nice Guy' always is as boring as counting seashells on a seashore.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I'd be honest - I've been tagged as a tad bit too mean several times. Are they right? I'd let you be the judge of that.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Countless persons.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:25am On Dec 02, 2015
iAmCharis:
The.SonOfMark let's see the name of the person you're crushing on. angry grin
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Coming right up.

Are you compiling a 'hitlist' of all the potential rivals on your crush? Aha! That should be it.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:02am On Dec 02, 2015
Pucaxo:
I figured its what would keep u busy..
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One can still ration time for here. An hour even. The thing is interest here fluctuates and one just finds a seemingly more engaging (physical) activity as a past time. Feel free to interprete the underlined phrase the way you want.
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:44pm On Dec 01, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
I love your siggy.... it's 100% correct! cool
[color=royalblue] The blunt truth.cool[/color]
Pucaxo:
Still chasing that mans head?
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Steady. No other option.cheesy
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:32pm On Dec 01, 2015
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Logon just to find countless mentions from different monikers opining that they learn insults (amongst other things, of course) from me. Crazy.

Traplord/Pucaxo, Naijaboiy, Durrent, LordOfTheWeed, iAmKingzlee, Decker, Jolllyjoy and co. , God forgive you guys.cheesy

Your posts all made for an interesting read all the same. cool
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:34pm On Nov 30, 2015
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The rebel would be like: "I'm CLASIKSAM. You can be me when you BITE this deep..."
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
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Your fraudster of a mentor lied better than you though but I compiled all his lies of being Igbo, a doctor, an engineer and and an IT Contractor.

He was the 'main course'. Let's have you for dessert.
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:33pm On Nov 30, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Please, I would advice y'all to quit replying that child until Airmark and Ibime gets here.

I don't have to explain myself to a child who still chews his sports wear.

All I want now is action and justice. And I'm very sure the minute Airmark gets here, we'd get it. So quit replying him, brothers. cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:31pm On Nov 30, 2015
Jason21:
[s][/s]null and void epistle! it's a shame u have all the time to type 3,652 words in 3 mins but can't afford to answer a simple question..... "what is thepunisher's id on fb?"
thepunisher was randy last night but giyazz this mornin........he might be chameleon before midnight. all this to elude the glarin evidences on u bein the same crook behind the thepunisher moniker.
ur still the same crook who would drop a verse by 11:59pm and get as much 29 likes and 37 shares before 12:00am......and when they ask u u claim they're from ur love mates from all over the section......ur love mates don't know when it time for bed. God is watchin you shocked shocked shocked
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What 'love mates'? He's the most hated personality in the other sections. He was even pleading with Sinizia to ask a girl to reply his greetings to her on a thread in a chatroom. A girl he kept attacking 'cause she turned him down.
He's exposed on a monthly basis like menses.

The only moniker (which isn't his) that obsessively rooted for him was NNEKA123...and it turned out 'she' was a 'he'!
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2015
darkenedrebel:
If i was the Punisher i would have edited all the comments i made since yesterday...i had ample time..
if i was the punisher i would antagonize Darkenedrebel 24/7 to throw off suspicion..
If i was the Punisher i would make sure i had up to 1000 posts on nl before coming to rap section or even before quoting darkenedrebel
if I was the punisher I would support all of darkenedrebel's enemies on nl...
all of these to just to throw the scent off me
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but i didn't..why? because I am not him. The Punisher is Giyazz... if you don't know the origin of something don't poke your nose in it..i wonder why you stalk me from section to section ...mind your own business
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Dude, it's no news that you're a pilferer.
Ridding this corner of the cyberspace of pathological liars like yourself is our business.

Antagonize yourself? Like the SHARONNNN moniker you created to woo yourself? Your antics are now so stereotypical that they're now as predictable as Cossy flashing her _tits.

More of your peddled lies would be revealed by me.
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:23am On Nov 30, 2015
Jason21:
https://www.nairaland.com/thepunisher/posts

^^^ ^^
rebel killin poo from fb to nairaland. can someone who doesn't know you say that?
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Someone should take screenshots. Soon he'll login with ThePunisher account to modify his posts.


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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:20am On Nov 30, 2015
Jason21:
lol......we posted almost the same time
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That comment by ThePunisher was/is just too 'incriminating' to overlook.cheesy
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Rap BattlesRe: Darkrebel's Ban From The Rap Battle Section On Nairaland. by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:12am On Nov 30, 2015
Thepunisher:
Darkrebel is sort of a mentor.
thanks anyway ..really looking forward to the tourney
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He claims he doesn't know/isn't close to/isn't ThePunisher but last month, ThePunisher opined DarkRebel is his mentor and he's close to him.

Pray tell, aren't you suppose to be close to someone you mentor?




The same dude who claimed to be a mulatto but his exposed pictures revealed he's as DARK as his moniker implies?


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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:10pm On Nov 29, 2015
TrapLORD:
Have you noticed that things have never been this difficult?

Nigeria needs a lot more than prayers, we need a massive miracle!
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The main problem is the inflation. Salaries/wages are quasi-stagnant while the prices of commodities keep skyrocketing. The populace basically have to be innovative.
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