I wonder how most of you pass in school?
You saw the topic and jumped into conclusion that it is Alagbole.
If i see you call someone else a dullard, i will come down to ajuwon and beat the living hell out of you

Plantainman:
Really and I stay in ajuwon and I don't know this

People are mad here aswear

madridguy:
Forget Arizona or SK, we are talking about heart, you go maul the AZ/SK you no go get strength to lift it for mouth you never see anything

This cracked my ribs

Dicktion:
They should keep wailing upandan they haven't seen red yet. They are too wicked This year alone ehn I'll make sure I crush like 5 hearts... At least I wanna see like 2 coming up here to create threads on how I messed up their lives before June.... Especially all these Cry babies with watery sperms forming alphas on here... Spits

Who dash monkey banana?
You are not controversial, you are just deranged and you need a shrink before we hear another sniper story.

You recently watched a british movie

careytommy37:


Who dash monkey banana?
The shities are not winning the UCL anytime soon. Mark my words.

Must they smuggle goods?

PHijo:

Nigeria that closed her borders nko? Is that kindness?

With face wey be like Count Dracula own, even took the picture at night

AshiraWealthy:
This is so true. even though I've never given it a thought, I just realised they are very very lousy and loquacious.

Anyways.. I don't have a problem with that cos I don't have anything to do with them.

Wetin be date?
Me wey be say na Bar i go carry you go highest you chop N500 Nkwobi and 2 bottles for normal girls.
But if its abit classy girl, it is just to be talking on phone till we spark up, then maybe invite you over to my place or to a rave/party.

She is balling but someone else is taking videos in the background.
Balling noni

victorian:
Guys of these days? Lemme not say what's in my mind.

Anyways on whatsapp, I was browsing my friends and family's status.

Then my eyes caught one of cousin's status, I was like lemme see what this babe is up to.

She's a top executive in one of these banks. I tapped her status, she displayed pics of herself shopping in a mall abroad, I could see the environment is not naija. I was like Ufuoma! Big babe! Babe is spending money. There was definitely someone at the background taking her video. After shopping and paying, she waved, smiled at the camera.

Then next video, She was in a robe, dancing to a song playing at the background, in a posh room. I guess it's the hotel where she's staying. She held a bottle of Baileys. Poured in a glass, was miming a song, seeping the baileys looking at the camera with a determined look and smile, winked and seeping her drink.
Then shaking her head again, pouring more drink into the glass, dancing slowly and smiling.

I was like wow! This is what I call freedom and enjoyment!
No stress,No Stingy guy breathing down ones neck, no hassles. She was just feeling herself.


In mind I was like this video is for guys.

For guys to know she enjoying her money without stress.


Ufuoma is really balling.


Guys successful women no send una o

That's the truth out there ! We no send una one bit!

What's rice and chicken wey Op no allow us hear word this night!

Have eaten chicken, turkey, cow leg, ogunfe! Almost every day, that I can't even eat anymore Orelse I just want my heart to shut down. That's the honest truth. Food doesn't freak people like us.

Just yesterday, i sent an invite to a longtime friend I saw online. I chat the guy up. Guy what will u be doingthis weekend? He said nothing really. I was like u are looking very handsome these days o. Come over Lets catch up.
He asked what will I offer him? I smiled, I said some bottles of nice chilled wine ,with enough fried chicken and sauce.

He screamed and was like wow!

I smiled and I said its Nothing jare. He asked whats the merriment for?

I said nothing.. I'm just bored and I want to drink and dine with someone I'm familiar with, that's all. Nothing spectacular. And moreover u look good! He was all smiles, he said its deal.

So what's there in chicken and rice wey we no go hear word for nairaland.

Smhhhh!

Them don butter my bread be that na.
2 for the price for 1

We know the real noise makers but will pass

even if na faultywalkman's gf
I was only informing her of her statistics

MadeINchenzen2:
That's BadRadio's babe u re insulting!

I am sure you know your daddy too is among the most you have met?

Riele:
As if there are smart men in Nigeria .

Most of them are dumb .

You are not intelligent

Blu03:
husband, wife and a kid...

They have clicked the reset button in your brain.

UyaiIncomparabl:
There's no particular amount of money that ever makes one ready. If you're in with the right person with just 300, 000 naira, marriage will be bliss. You people should stop attaching happiness to money. Money is only a means to an end.

You welcome anytime.
Go out and have fun alone, trust me its hassle free

omblg:
Hmmm, wow, that's great man, thanks for taking the time to talk to me man

She has her own wahala too but she is really understanding.

omblg:
Your babe is the real MVP

Let them pour sperm into her mouth, how is that your headache?
I will even pay the man helping me with money and gifts cos i will be too busy attending important meetings with people that matters. discussing ideas on how to better the lives of jobless people like you.

Kennedyiheme02:
you're just grasping at straws.. why would i be as foolish to do that after all the experience and knowledge I've gotten... its in your beta blood to do that not mine.. you're the simp, its your kind your wife comes back home to and give a kiss after the alpha guy spilled some hot cum in her mouth

No IPOB Uniform, No IPOB Flag, No BSS and the Nigerian forces are not even there o

I am not single o she just knows i dont have time for irrelevant stuffs.

omblg:
Advice taken in all honesty, thanks man, you sound like you single too? we could have a joint val

Pele alpha boy.
People like you always end up with women that will use your heart and play ice hockey.

Kennedyiheme02:
thats the argument betas and women always raise.. its either you're raised from a single home or get girl broke your heart... blah blah blah betaboy cry me a river.. I'm the only parent my kid would ever need..

You better keep your money and find one place drink pepper soup and watch how stupid boys and girls deceive themselves.

omblg:

No vex bro, i no get val na why

Go to shoprite and ask for the sex doll section.
Nonsense

omblg:
How do i locate unused girls this valentine season

Were you raised in a single home?
You want to have kids without a father figure around?
I can see where all the armed robbers and oloshos spring up from.
You people's brain should really be examined.

Kennedyiheme02:
lol thats the point, alphas hardly get married.. i hate marriage.. i only want kids.. thats what people marry for anyway

Do you know how many baby mamas Future has? Future is just an asshole plain and simple.
Kanye that married Kim upon her sex tape with Ray-J online is a simp right?
Or King David that married a mere Soldier's wife that have exhausted her slutty years is what again?
If you like marry a new born baby girl, if she is going to cheat, manipulate and break your heart, she will still do it, so why waste your time over women matters?
You so called Alpha and feminist guys should have your brains examined.
Go and find something doing than just come online and talk nonsense.

Kennedyiheme02:
thats why future didn't marry her.. you betas better use your senses

Your talk made no sense. So ciara didnt have her slutty days with 50cents before future came.
True alpha dont even come online to rant, only the self proclaim ones.
Alpha my ass.

Kennedyiheme02:
Lol what this simply means is, its the alphas that use women and aren't ready to commit to a woman, then the women run to the beta's for a committed relationship cos she knows he's a simp and would quickly oblige... just take a look at ciara and russell wilson... She's being seriously rammed by future, had her slutty days with him, even has a kid for him, 50 cent had a piece of that pie too... but poor beta rusell wilson was the one that took the bait and settled for her used pussy.. damn.. betas are the providers.. .. I'll keep bringing that knowledge.. i know alot of people get informed from all this...

Now its Nigerians
I have marked your moniker

SUCKCESSFUL:
The way Nigerians spread violence eh...

If you know that why the castigation in the first place?
Women are really confused creatures.

funmisticqueen2:
of course nothing lasts forever.

You think the men in my family had smooth sailing? Lol!!

And you feel certain you are in control?
Word of advice: Nothing last forever

funmisticqueen2:
All of them do. It was ingrained into everyone since childhood. You cannot stay in your father's house and be lazy

I hope the men in your family fall under your category and you also cos your head is not half.

funmisticqueen2:
@ the bolded are all hard-working men, because somehing is constant in thier lives and that is growth and results.

The striken ones are the ones who don't have edge, who don't know how to strategize their financial independence and career and gain leverage over thier peers, who don't have 2 heads. They are either full of excuses, or ignorant, they should humble themselves and learn from those who have gone ahead of them. No shame in that. So yes they are lazy. It's not about hustle.if it was about hustling, then every laborer will be rich.


There are pure water and gala sellers that have houses and those that are living from hand to mouth. What makes them different?

You and prick!

Reichel99:
Wouldn't be surprised if you are part of "Just only the tip crew".

You people just for once try and use your brain.
cos you are a boko haram member doent mean you joined voluntarily.
go and see how they recruit these people at times you will feel so sorry for them.
You are here in the south eating eba and watching tv in the village, talking about how they behave in other parts of the world

saaron:
Nigeria is one of the few rotten countries in the world where murderers are rehabilitated and released. While street protesters are shot to death for exercising their fundamental human rights.
This right here is a message to Nigerians; ''You can get away with murder if you're an Islamist terrorist.''
Releasing boko haram terrorist murderers under guise of ''Rehabilitation'' is nothing but Insult to boko haram victims and their families.


There's nothing like repentant terrorist!
Remember Taqiyya (Deception is Islam's number one tool of war).
Buhari's islamist regime is using boko haram to play taqiyya on Nigerians.

#BuhariMustResign