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RomanceRe: ... by TheZeezle(m): 4:31pm On Mar 17, 2024
Is this one okay?

Shegs105:
...and we started dating a while now, she works on the Island where she passes all nights over there as she has accommodation in the work place.

We haven’t seen each other this year, and we have discussed recently about taking our relationship to the serious pedestal by meeting her parent and considering introduction later this year.

I can tell you for free that since I have been dating her, she had never make any form of monetary or material requests from me, even whenever I call that I would like to send her some gifts to her workplace address, she would usually decline with I shouldn’t bother myself.

At the moment, what I am worried about is that, sometimes we may go one week without hearing her voice, most of the time when I call, it’s either she misses my calls and call back the next day or even days, thus this is giving me a red flag, even though I had questioned her on this and she would always say she was engage with work at that point in time.

My instincts keep telling me she is cheating.
PoliticsRe: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by TheZeezle(m): 8:32am On Mar 16, 2024
You belong to the zoo..

Ance4Liverpool:
Stomach infrastructure that He will later claim he spent 50 trilion
IslamRe: What’s Your Muslim Name And The Meaning? by TheZeezle(m): 12:41pm On Mar 15, 2024
Oya Salami eiyan iyi

SALLYBERRY01:
Me: Abdulsalam ( servant of peace)
RomanceRe: Everyone Is Miserable Like Me by TheZeezle(m): 2:09pm On Mar 13, 2024
Death is the path way to life. When are you planning to kill yourself coward?

Skooltynz:
life is bleeped illamina
i just lack courage to end mine by myself so let nature do the rest ,i am tired of life nothing works.
RomanceRe: How to Disorient Your GF Or Any Nigerian Girl During Sex by TheZeezle(m): 1:41pm On Mar 13, 2024
Gaybriel.. how far?

Domaining101:
Just do as if you want to chook preeq inside her yansh grin
RomanceRe: Moment Couple Arrives Their Wedding In Power Bike by TheZeezle(m): 9:31pm On Mar 12, 2024
See his mouth like ko sha last sha… bad belle

Kaycee9242:
Their own better, make the marriage sha last
RomanceRe: I Visited My In-laws Today by TheZeezle(m): 9:19pm On Mar 12, 2024
Did you tell them you be new retarded soul?


Weretuntun:
i visited my in-laws.they received me warmly,.and things were going smooth,.until her father ask of my tribe,
and said yoruba,he gotten angry and said over his dead body.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by TheZeezle(m): 1:35pm On Mar 12, 2024
Chai, u dey enjoy oo

MightyHand:
Brooding has become my addiction, no single minute. May Gad help me
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Playing With Me What Should I Do by TheZeezle(m): 11:03pm On Mar 11, 2024
First of all… What’s the meaning of Muyidden?
Seun we go need another section for Dummies.
Thank you


Muyiddeen:
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot.... she don't want to continue the relationship with him anymore...

so, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone....

recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she's busy, she's always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she's busy because she doesn't want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work....

so she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone
my question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy
RomanceRe: Which Kind Of Leave Is This (PHOTO) by TheZeezle(m): 10:55pm On Mar 11, 2024
Holla holla

SweetBuns:
They’re called leaf galls.
It is caused by tiny leaf mites (insects) that borrow into and parasitize on the leaf
It’s not normal and is symptom of disease
It can also be caused by specific types of bacteria or viruses
RomanceRe: Why Do Young Guys From The South West Always Feel The Need To Bill You? by TheZeezle(m): 12:31pm On Mar 11, 2024
U don catch me😜
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Sodangi is dead! Ex-Nasarawa Senator dies at 70 (Photo) by TheZeezle(m): 10:49am On Mar 11, 2024
If you get ebook to go to another planet. Write back, I’m interested


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RomanceRe: I've Found My One True Calling.... by TheZeezle(m): 7:25am On Mar 10, 2024
Did you get back in peace or in pieces ?


drimzsmoke:
After selling my stethoscope and quitting my job, see thread here:
https://www.nairaland.com/7992397/serious-buyer-needed


I realised I have to make some money through other means. This past few weeks has not been easy but in the end, I found my true calling. I'm going for my first robbery operation tonight. Nairalanders, please wish me well!!
RomanceRe: I've Found My One True Calling.... by TheZeezle(m): 7:24am On Mar 10, 2024
Nackzy:
I wish you well baba if e successful send something to my aza, but no kill person oo
RomanceRe: Please Advise, Is It Right To Hit A Woman when She Always Hit first by TheZeezle(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2024
No it’s not Right but it’s right kick her in the ass😂😂😂


Okonyeleo:
@everyone help a coleague
RomanceRe: How Do I Stay Contended And Stop Wishing I Was Born Rich (please advise) by TheZeezle(m): 4:26pm On Mar 09, 2024
Go report yourself for the nearest police station
wherever you dey reason this cos you go soon commit. Na my advice be that bruv.
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Give My Neighbors Wife A Lift??? by TheZeezle(m): 11:54am On Mar 07, 2024
You can now ask the woman out😂
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Woman To Do Hookup by TheZeezle(m): 11:22am On Mar 06, 2024
Lol,Wetin dey worry u hahaha

Blacklion3:
Seems the most common business now among the female folks is hookup. When you ask they first tell you they are into Business. When you ask them what kind of business, they ignore and not reply you..

Then when you ask, you can "are you available?", they are quick to say yes and ask if it's short time or TDB.

I keep asking myself, what is the name of the first woman to do HookUp?
RomanceRe: Who Was The First Woman To Do Hookup by TheZeezle(m): 11:22am On Mar 06, 2024
Lol, craze dey worry u hahaha

Blacklion3:
Seems the most common business now among the female folks is hookup. When you ask they first tell you they are into Business. When you ask them what kind of business, they ignore and not reply you..

Then when you ask, you can "are you available?", they are quick to say yes and ask if it's short time or TDB.

I keep asking myself, what is the name of the first woman to do HookUp?
PoliticsRe: LASG To Enforce Regulations On Indoor Smoking At Night Clubs by TheZeezle(m): 11:14am On Mar 06, 2024
😂😂😂


Real2088:
If I no smoke for club wetin I dey fine? These people are seriously pushing the masses to the streets without knowing it,wetin Nigerians take dey calm pressure now instead of sniper and Dem still come there and you say these people no be wiich? The other day na Satchet drinks Dem ban for one place like that,but to ask themselves why the intake of all these has increased in Nigeria and not just among the youths,they don't fuckin care,So as i no be alcohol person i wan go clubbing make i carry my sniper join body ,na una go drink am, Holy Ghost fire!
RomanceRe: Women Want To Kill Me With Sex! by TheZeezle(m): 3:44pm On Mar 03, 2024
Report yourself at Yaba Asap!

Weretuntun:
women are rushing me with sex, these days,
both young girls, and married women in my community are rushing and fighting themselves over me for sex.many people are saying that i am using love charm.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Life After Divorce by TheZeezle(m): 10:38pm On Mar 02, 2024
Chai.. sorry ehn, konibaje

Meektunz:
Her Dad is late... I've spoken severally to her mum but whenever I complain to the mum on something, she always has a way of defending her.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Life After Divorce by TheZeezle(m): 9:46pm On Mar 02, 2024
Don’t be like that, talk to her dad first since you guy were married. Don’t let things slide that way bro

Meektunz:
The a nothing thing is, the first day she packed some of her stuufs from my house to her parents house, nobody called me from her house to ask what the problem is, then yesterday she packed the rest and left with the 3 children and still nobody has called me in her house to know what happened. I'm sure they are all thinking I'll come and beg after w or 3 days.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Life After Divorce by TheZeezle(m): 9:32pm On Mar 02, 2024
Who dey play with this one?

immortalcrown:
What concerns you with my comment is what concerns me with the story. Therefore, you are an amebo.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Life After Divorce by TheZeezle(m): 9:30pm On Mar 02, 2024
Amebor ooshii..Wetin concerns you with d story

immortalcrown:
Preventing another wrong marriage is the best way to heal. Tell us how you married her and what caused the divorce, so that we can tell you how to heal and prevent another mistake.
RomanceRe: How To Handle Life After Divorce by TheZeezle(m): 9:29pm On Mar 02, 2024
Neighbors my foot! Focus bro… If your kids are not staying with you or when they are not around carry another bunda come around. I assure u that neighbors go update your ex… No mind dem, dem go still gossip if uno divorce
RomanceRe: How I Was Embarrassed By An Olosho On Low Cut by TheZeezle(m): 7:37am On Mar 01, 2024
Put you for problem keh or you’ll die!

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm. Who would have thought that despite my standing in the society, I would stoop so low to embarrass myself at a brothel.

So it happened that I got some side deals in the office which gave me about 14000 naira. I thought I had arrived and decided to visit a brothel yesterday night

I had about 4300 in my account and 9800 cash. My plan was to use just 9000 naira maximum cash for two ladies and then take 800 naira change home.

I approached the first lady who charged 3000 naira. I wanted more. To help me cum as I rode her. I was charged extra 3000 to add romance and kiss. After I came, I was left with 3800 cash.

On going out, I met a new girl on low cut I needed to taste badly. She said she only takes 6000 and above and nothing less. But she promised to give me anyhow I wanted it. But she said it must be cash payment due to bad MTN network as her madam was not accepting transfer.

I gave her 3000 and promised to go withdraw the remaining 3000 to settle her. She held my small phone as guarantee.

After we lashed, I kept begging to do transfer. She refused o. She kept shouting 'my Toto nor be for transfer. Na only cash'. What saved me is that, the girls in the brothel knew me and tried to convince her I will pay. If I was a random guy, Dem for embarrass me

Just when I was thinking of how I will look for a POS that late to withdraw the balance 3000 for her and then manage the last 1300 in the account together with the 800 on me for feeding, a short girl with big navel who was on weed passed and asked me if I wanted to lash.

Foolish me followed her in with my miserable paper bag. I negotiated 2000. And climbed and pumped till I came. Now I was in a debt of 5000. 4300 in account and 800 cash. How was I going to eat if I paid it all

So I gave the big-navel girl 500 naira and held 300 change for bottle Pepsi and biscuit to recover my energy. I told her I would transfer the remaining 1500. I transferred 3500 from my account to the madam. 1500 for the short girl and 2000 for the low-cut babe. So I could survive with 800

She kept screaming, 'no be our agreement. Na 3000 remain and my Toto nor be for transfer'. The madam was not even around to confirm the transfer. I left the brothel in shame, telling her to hold my small phone till when we settle everything.

Thank God Dem nor hold me local. Fvck will soon put me in the same problem as betting
RomanceRe: Re: My Virgin Babe - The Power Of A Kiss On A Woman's Brain by TheZeezle(m): 9:23pm On Feb 29, 2024
Seun. People needs to dey set up your site with NIN now to know dem age. Infants plenty on this platform.

Goldenfinger5:
You should ask yourself that question
RomanceRe: Re: My Virgin Babe - The Power Of A Kiss On A Woman's Brain by TheZeezle(m): 12:36pm On Feb 29, 2024
Are you normal?
HealthRe: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by TheZeezle(m): 11:27pm On Feb 28, 2024
Bros why u bring ur issues come NL… u think say normal people plenty for the forum. Imagine people telling u to cash out big on your child with 7up? We wey normal no pass 4 and half. Sorry bruv… it’s well


blazer2018:
Hi guys, please I really need your help.

I have a twelve years old son who is very lanky, he looks d*mn too malnourished for comfort. He was very robust from birth till around the age of 8, when all of a sudden he started depreciating, initially, we thought it was a normal thing, as he was growing taller too, but now, I can't even bring myself to post his pictures on my status. He looks just like 7up's Fido Dido.

Now, this is a boy who eats whatever he wants, he's well fed, and lacks nothing. But with his looks, you will doubt that he's even fed at all. Although he looks far from being healthy, but he rarely falls sick. He's so skiny that whoever sees him, asks us what's wrong with him. Another thing, he always leaves his mouth opened, something that has now affected his teeth. We tried every tricks in the book to stop this, but to no avail, he can hardly keep his lips shut for more than 30 seconds.

Now, he's is a very hyperactive boy and finds it difficult concentrating atimes, but he's well above average in school.

Kindly help with solutions to this problem, it brings tears to my eyes as we have done everything we can think of to reverse this. Recently, a doctor suggested we place him on egg regimen, he now eats 3 eggs daily, but there seems to be no changes whatsoever.
Recommended medications, specialist or hospital we can take him to, preferably in the South West would be highly appreciated.

He's my only child, please help a desperate father!!!🥺
CrimeRe: I Caught My Landlord,doing This by TheZeezle(m): 11:36pm On Feb 26, 2024
I hope you change your dealer on time bruv.

Weretuntun:
belive or not,they were having sex in the room in the next apartment next to tenant apartment,they know that everyone has gone to work,,,
i am now the landlord now,cos he and her daughter are at my mercy now,and they are ready to do anything for me,i just want my great sensible nairaland family to advise on this oppotunities,because god has finally answered my prayer.

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