Muyiddeen:
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot.... she don't want to continue the relationship with him anymore...

so, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone....

recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she's busy, she's always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she's busy because she doesn't want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work....

so she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone
my question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy

SweetBuns:
They’re called leaf galls.
It is caused by tiny leaf mites (insects) that borrow into and parasitize on the leaf
It’s not normal and is symptom of disease
It can also be caused by specific types of bacteria or viruses

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drimzsmoke:
After selling my stethoscope and quitting my job, see thread here:
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I realised I have to make some money through other means. This past few weeks has not been easy but in the end, I found my true calling. I'm going for my first robbery operation tonight. Nairalanders, please wish me well!!

Nackzy:
I wish you well baba if e successful send something to my aza, but no kill person oo

Okonyeleo:
@everyone help a coleague

Blacklion3:
Seems the most common business now among the female folks is hookup. When you ask they first tell you they are into Business. When you ask them what kind of business, they ignore and not reply you..

Then when you ask, you can "are you available?", they are quick to say yes and ask if it's short time or TDB.

I keep asking myself, what is the name of the first woman to do HookUp?

Blacklion3:
Seems the most common business now among the female folks is hookup. When you ask they first tell you they are into Business. When you ask them what kind of business, they ignore and not reply you..

Then when you ask, you can "are you available?", they are quick to say yes and ask if it's short time or TDB.

I keep asking myself, what is the name of the first woman to do HookUp?

Real2088:
If I no smoke for club wetin I dey fine? These people are seriously pushing the masses to the streets without knowing it,wetin Nigerians take dey calm pressure now instead of sniper and Dem still come there and you say these people no be wiich? The other day na Satchet drinks Dem ban for one place like that,but to ask themselves why the intake of all these has increased in Nigeria and not just among the youths,they don't fuckin care,So as i no be alcohol person i wan go clubbing make i carry my sniper join body ,na una go drink am, Holy Ghost fire!

Weretuntun:
women are rushing me with sex, these days,
both young girls, and married women in my community are rushing and fighting themselves over me for sex.many people are saying that i am using love charm.

Meektunz:
Her Dad is late... I've spoken severally to her mum but whenever I complain to the mum on something, she always has a way of defending her.

Meektunz:
The a nothing thing is, the first day she packed some of her stuufs from my house to her parents house, nobody called me from her house to ask what the problem is, then yesterday she packed the rest and left with the 3 children and still nobody has called me in her house to know what happened. I'm sure they are all thinking I'll come and beg after w or 3 days.

immortalcrown:
What concerns you with my comment is what concerns me with the story. Therefore, you are an amebo.

immortalcrown:
Preventing another wrong marriage is the best way to heal. Tell us how you married her and what caused the divorce, so that we can tell you how to heal and prevent another mistake.

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm. Who would have thought that despite my standing in the society, I would stoop so low to embarrass myself at a brothel.

So it happened that I got some side deals in the office which gave me about 14000 naira. I thought I had arrived and decided to visit a brothel yesterday night

I had about 4300 in my account and 9800 cash. My plan was to use just 9000 naira maximum cash for two ladies and then take 800 naira change home.

I approached the first lady who charged 3000 naira. I wanted more. To help me cum as I rode her. I was charged extra 3000 to add romance and kiss. After I came, I was left with 3800 cash.

On going out, I met a new girl on low cut I needed to taste badly. She said she only takes 6000 and above and nothing less. But she promised to give me anyhow I wanted it. But she said it must be cash payment due to bad MTN network as her madam was not accepting transfer.

I gave her 3000 and promised to go withdraw the remaining 3000 to settle her. She held my small phone as guarantee.

After we lashed, I kept begging to do transfer. She refused o. She kept shouting 'my Toto nor be for transfer. Na only cash'. What saved me is that, the girls in the brothel knew me and tried to convince her I will pay. If I was a random guy, Dem for embarrass me

Just when I was thinking of how I will look for a POS that late to withdraw the balance 3000 for her and then manage the last 1300 in the account together with the 800 on me for feeding, a short girl with big navel who was on weed passed and asked me if I wanted to lash.

Foolish me followed her in with my miserable paper bag. I negotiated 2000. And climbed and pumped till I came. Now I was in a debt of 5000. 4300 in account and 800 cash. How was I going to eat if I paid it all

So I gave the big-navel girl 500 naira and held 300 change for bottle Pepsi and biscuit to recover my energy. I told her I would transfer the remaining 1500. I transferred 3500 from my account to the madam. 1500 for the short girl and 2000 for the low-cut babe. So I could survive with 800

She kept screaming, 'no be our agreement. Na 3000 remain and my Toto nor be for transfer'. The madam was not even around to confirm the transfer. I left the brothel in shame, telling her to hold my small phone till when we settle everything.

Thank God Dem nor hold me local. Fvck will soon put me in the same problem as betting

Goldenfinger5:


You should ask yourself that question

blazer2018:
Hi guys, please I really need your help.

I have a twelve years old son who is very lanky, he looks d*mn too malnourished for comfort. He was very robust from birth till around the age of 8, when all of a sudden he started depreciating, initially, we thought it was a normal thing, as he was growing taller too, but now, I can't even bring myself to post his pictures on my status. He looks just like 7up's Fido Dido.

Now, this is a boy who eats whatever he wants, he's well fed, and lacks nothing. But with his looks, you will doubt that he's even fed at all. Although he looks far from being healthy, but he rarely falls sick. He's so skiny that whoever sees him, asks us what's wrong with him. Another thing, he always leaves his mouth opened, something that has now affected his teeth. We tried every tricks in the book to stop this, but to no avail, he can hardly keep his lips shut for more than 30 seconds.

Now, he's is a very hyperactive boy and finds it difficult concentrating atimes, but he's well above average in school.

Kindly help with solutions to this problem, it brings tears to my eyes as we have done everything we can think of to reverse this. Recently, a doctor suggested we place him on egg regimen, he now eats 3 eggs daily, but there seems to be no changes whatsoever.
Recommended medications, specialist or hospital we can take him to, preferably in the South West would be highly appreciated.

He's my only child, please help a desperate father!!!🥺

Weretuntun:
belive or not,they were having sex in the room in the next apartment next to tenant apartment,they know that everyone has gone to work,,,
i am now the landlord now,cos he and her daughter are at my mercy now,and they are ready to do anything for me,i just want my great sensible nairaland family to advise on this oppotunities,because god has finally answered my prayer.

Noniblaq:
This is massive, congratulations brother. If you reside in Abuja, I have a massive news for you. Check my thread. No say them no show you road o

Wizzy13:
Hi Nairalanders
I'm so depressed as am typing down this content.
Its all about my relationship with a girl I have been dating since 2021.
on the first day I met this girl she was so amazing, she got all what I needed in a girl. she is cute, brilliant and smart, which were some of the reasons I gave in for the relationship.
things went well for sometimes after 2months I started seeing a character in her wish I didnt want to condole with.
she is so agressive when she is angry and she insult me at any chance she has. am a guy who is easy hearted and I don't like going hard on her.
after every of the scenarios she will come begging and I will forgive her.
As of last month we hard an exams to write and you guys know how university exams are time demanding and being focus and be prepared for the tsunami called exams, I told her we should reduce our time spent together so I will be able to be prepared for the exams cos she can not be of help to me becos of our difference, I am in computer science department and she is in English Education. she got mad at me for such a request and left my place and told me she will be going out with other guys to keep her company, after she left I called and begged her and she was still reluctant after some hours she gave a change and told me to come spend a night in her apartment, I objected BT later gave up and went to see her. In her place that night she was cool with me we were talking and gissiting until the late hours wen I slept off, I was woke up with her taps on my back asking me I should wake, when I was trying to get my self In order she gave me a slap (this is what she likes doing to me) she slaped again it was so painful I was asking her why she did that she gave me again and again I counted it, it was on the 20th I slap her back she pushed me and told me to leave her Huz that night
that I should not get close to her again that she has a new guy already. I left her Huz that night and Neva return, she called after a week to beg for forgiveness I forgive her and told her am not into it again
am tired of the way she was treating me and am happy alone BT she is still disturbing me I can't block her cos I see that as a crime .
pls guys I need an advise.

ChildOfDoom:
I had about 25000 naira yesterday (20th February, 2024). Part of it was to be deposited into a customer's account I opened.

The weather was so cool yester night after the intermittent rainfall. I was bored and also in the mood. I went to the popular brothel close by. My intention was to take just one bottle of beer and patronise one call girl.

My budget was just 4k. Sadly I wasted it all because of yansh. I met a new naive girl who was teasing me to go in with her. As I went in, the downpour increased. This stimulated my mood.

She begged me not to go in hard as she was too tight. She also mentioned that it pains her stomach when she lied using the traditional missionary style and I should go in from behind (she resting her pussy and boobs on the bed, with bum up). More like reverse missionary.

After oiling my rod and her hole, she begged me to go in gently. I gave her my Android phone to turn her on as I entered xvideos. It was difficult to still go in, till I forced it in and thrust with reckless abandon. I silenced her moans and with time she was in the spirit. I went on till I burst. The condom had burst during the struggle to force it in.

She realized and asked me to give her extra 1k for drugs. She begged not to take my phone yet as she entered Facebook videos. The thought of raw penetration from behind got me hard again. I paid her extra for another round. Climbed her ass from behind and rode raw till I came again.

To my greatest surprise, I was still hard, lusting for more. I paid and paid for more behind the ass Bleep till my whole 25k had gone. Never knew a young wet cunt could make me cum more than seven times. I collapsed on her bed for some Time before I got home.

In regret, I began to fashion a mischievous way to delay the customer I owe money. Finding the way out of this problem is not the issue, but there is a 90 percent chance I will go back there with more of people's money for yansh bang. The thought is giving me irregular erection

I'M DOOMED

Themilkboy:


Una go make person frustrate for this app