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Career / Re: Two Workers Caught On CCTV Performing Rituals In Office (video) by TheZeezle(m): 7:37pm On Apr 30
Party just begun

Gistmedia10:
Two employees of the South African Social Security Agency (SASSA) have been suspended for performing a ritual in their office.

The decision was taken after the SASSA officials and two other men were caught on CCTV cameras entering the office after work hours. In the footage, one of the men is seen walking around the office holding what looked like a snake while the other is seen sprinkling liquid around the office. The incident was recorded on April 12.


Their colleagues were shocked to find needles in the office and what looked like muti smeared at their work stations when the resumed work the next day. They alerted their superiors.

SASSA spokesperson in Mpumalanga Senzeni Ngubeni said the two officials involved have since been suspended pending investigations. He said;

“We have found out that two of our officials were involved in the incident. As it stands, they have been suspended. Investigation into their conduct is underway.

“We have arranged with the municipality to use the community hall while we clean and fumigate the office. Members of the public have been informed to use the community hall.”



Things are really happening! shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdnqJjq_CBk
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by TheZeezle(m): 4:00pm On Apr 24
Lol Okay
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by TheZeezle(m): 9:42pm On Apr 22
Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Inclusion Of National Open University Graduates In NYSC Scheme by TheZeezle(m): 7:29pm On Apr 17
Iya baba e o wa necessary

slivertongue:
very unnecessary
Romance / Re: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by TheZeezle(m): 1:24am On Apr 03
No lies

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Romance / Re: I'm Getting Tired Of My Gf by TheZeezle(m): 8:20am On Mar 26
You need to start your comedy show bro. You are funny..: lol

Mikuni:
When I first met her, she seemed quite decent and modest. The first time we were all alone, she gave me the impression that she hates sex, because she wouldn't even let me touch her hands. In my mind, I felt I had met a virgin. I was praising God.

Last week, she came around; to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes. She kissed like she was possessed. I got scared myself. Okay, virgins are the best kissers, I said to myself. She left eventually after everything.

The next day, we had sex. When she undressed, I immediately tried to insert, but she instead started kissing again. After that, she directed my head to her boobs and told me to lick the whole portion of her nipples, including her areola. Each time I tried stopping, she would direct my head to her nipple. She made sex seem like hard work to me. I began to get tired. My tongue was getting pale.

When I eventually penetrated, I was happy it'll all be over in two minutes. To my surprise she told me to hit slowly, then she told me to raise the tempo faster and faster. That took about 20 minutes.

After sex, I decided to sleep a little. I felt really bad. I felt used.

While I was still thinking of how to get aboniki for my waist, I suddenly felt something like a "heavy balloon" on my face. This lady's ass was on my face. That was when I knew I had to run. She begged for head. I declined and left immediately. She felt embarrassed, but I don't care. I can't marry a sex maniac!

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Romance / Re: 30 Days Pledge by TheZeezle(m): 11:21pm On Mar 25
I wish I know your parents.. I for ask them make dem disown u


ChildOfDoom:
Roughly 57k squandered on Olosho and betting in the last three days.

So I make a pledge to go 30 days without the two aforementioned acts as a way of atoning for my wrongdoing.

So help me God


Day 1 Monday March 25 - free from Olosho & betting
Romance / Re: I Miss You Dad, Please Take Care Of Your Parents by TheZeezle(m): 11:18pm On Mar 25
Chai I know how u feel man. May His peace be with him amen

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Romance / Re: I Am Going Back To S*xchat by TheZeezle(m): 1:30am On Mar 21
Na to die go make u rest boy… Go rest joor, wahala e por

ChildOfDoom:
So it's been 86 days without bet. It's all thanks to my new addiction - patronising brothels.

Unfortunately, my colleagues have blocked the different channels I make extra money at the office.

So I have to make do with the little (salary) I get.

My libido is high, so I have no other choice than to go back to soapy every night to cure my urge.

2go was helpful in the past. Time to turn to letsChat for sexting to keep me occupied. Anything to keep me distracted from betting
Romance / Re: My Woman Loves Me Less When I Treat Her Right. by TheZeezle(m): 12:42am On Mar 21
Why not tie her down first and see if she go triple her regards for you?


phemyhalaby:
My woman seems not to like me when i show her love.Whenever i bought gifts she just say,"thank you,"briskly,no gushing,no wowing.And then she starts misbehaving throughout the day.In the event that i needed to be intimate with her,she plays hard to get or even declines outrightly.
On the other hand,when ever i treat her bad,she doubles her regard for me,becomes more submissive and brings the intimacy unbeckoned to me,on a platter of gold.
I don't like to treat her bad as i observed it takes a toll on her physical and mental health but she seems to like/enjoy it anyway.
Even,when she thinks that am showing her love,she just deliberately initiate a fall-out or fight.Am just confused.
What can i do?
Politics / Re: I’ll Restore Peace If Freed — Nnamdi Kanu by TheZeezle(m): 4:33pm On Mar 19
Politics / Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by TheZeezle(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18
Damnit, this is not good at all… Why can’t they do proper investigations before killing anyone? I don’t support evil.

Efna55:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/18/breaking-nigerian-army-troops-invade-bayelsa-community-burn-houses-11-residents-killed


Unverified, but I saw these from a friend's whatsapp status..

Retaliation creeps into Bayelsa State with over 40 civilians killed in Igbomotoru community of Southern Ijaw Local Government Area.

Reports has it that nobody moves in or out of the community since yesterday and today.. Mass killing ongoing.

Save Igbomotoru community the people cries out"..
Politics / Re: Otti Visit Soludo As He Celebrate Two Years In Office Today (Photos) by TheZeezle(m): 10:31am On Mar 18
Tooh… And una no know anything.. mr know it all


Gustavowhite:
so because we are the same east,if my fellow easterner is not doing well I should be praising him!?
I am sorry but we are not Yorubas and Hausa who are obligated to praise their leaders even when they fail
Politics / Re: Otti Visit Soludo As He Celebrate Two Years In Office Today (Photos) by TheZeezle(m): 10:11am On Mar 18
Una get problem for that east ooo. Wetin dey work all of una… una still dey beef una self


quote author=Gustavowhite post=128977006]Soludo is laughing but not happy,he isn’t happy that Otti is getting all the attention in the south East,on the day Aba geometric was launched he went to organize a cheap ass “light up South East” initiative in Enugu
The way his face is dark is the same way his heart is

Otti should beware of Nwa mgbeke[/quote]

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Romance / Re: Best, Fastest States Or NIS Centres Outside Lagos To Get Int. Passport? by TheZeezle(m): 9:58am On Mar 18
Ilorin

GreaterFuture:
Do you know which States or Cities that their Immigration Offices will be faster, smoother in getting international passports?
Apparently, it seems many Immigration offices outside of Lagos and other major or popular centres, get it faster, much much faster.

Where would you advise or Suggest I go to, that's not In Lagos, but it too far from Lagos, but still southwest?
Because I live in Lagos.

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Romance / Re: Liberal Woman Looking For A Conservative Guy by TheZeezle(m): 2:58am On Mar 18
No you are not, your preference is very fine. U go surely see your match even on NL, we have a lot of dummies on here too. Wait, are you even fine? Let’s see a pic.

Brandiebird:
Am I crazy?


I am a liberal woman who wants to work, enjoy equal opportunity but I don’t want equal responsibilities because I want a traditional man. I want a strong man who makes me feel secure and protected without all the work and stress required from liberal women while enjoying the traditional benefits from a traditional man. I want to work, give birth and be pampered by my man without having to do all the traditional wifely tasks. I want to be a wife and treated like a princess while maintaining my liberal values as a boss biatche and independent woman. Is this a crazy dream? Am I doing it wrong? How can I incorporate this without being uncomfortable or inconvenienced? What is the perfect blend

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bitter South African Politician Removes Transformer After Election Loss by TheZeezle(m): 6:51pm On Mar 17
Lol wena

robinso01:
Laughing in Zulu and swahili 😆 🤣
Romance / Re: ... by TheZeezle(m): 4:31pm On Mar 17
Is this one okay?

Shegs105:
...and we started dating a while now, she works on the Island where she passes all nights over there as she has accommodation in the work place.

We haven’t seen each other this year, and we have discussed recently about taking our relationship to the serious pedestal by meeting her parent and considering introduction later this year.

I can tell you for free that since I have been dating her, she had never make any form of monetary or material requests from me, even whenever I call that I would like to send her some gifts to her workplace address, she would usually decline with I shouldn’t bother myself.

At the moment, what I am worried about is that, sometimes we may go one week without hearing her voice, most of the time when I call, it’s either she misses my calls and call back the next day or even days, thus this is giving me a red flag, even though I had questioned her on this and she would always say she was engage with work at that point in time.

My instincts keep telling me she is cheating.
Politics / Re: "Ounje Eko" Food Markets Open Across Lagos From Sunday by TheZeezle(m): 8:32am On Mar 16
You belong to the zoo..

Ance4Liverpool:
Stomach infrastructure that He will later claim he spent 50 trilion

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What’s Your Muslim Name And The Meaning? by TheZeezle(m): 12:41pm On Mar 15
Oya Salami eiyan iyi

SALLYBERRY01:
Me: Abdulsalam ( servant of peace)

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Romance / Re: Everyone Is Miserable Like Me by TheZeezle(m): 2:09pm On Mar 13
Death is the path way to life. When are you planning to kill yourself coward?

Skooltynz:
life is bleeped illamina
i just lack courage to end mine by myself so let nature do the rest ,i am tired of life nothing works.
Romance / Re: How to Disorient Your GF Or Any Nigerian Girl During Sex by TheZeezle(m): 1:41pm On Mar 13
Gaybriel.. how far?

Domaining101:
Just do as if you want to chook preeq inside her yansh grin

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Romance / Re: Moment Couple Arrives Their Wedding In Power Bike by TheZeezle(m): 9:31pm On Mar 12
See his mouth like ko sha last sha… bad belle

Kaycee9242:
Their own better, make the marriage sha last
Romance / Re: I Visited My In-laws Today by TheZeezle(m): 9:19pm On Mar 12
Did you tell them you be new retarded soul?


Weretuntun:
i visited my in-laws.they received me warmly,.and things were going smooth,.until her father ask of my tribe,
and said yoruba,he gotten angry and said over his dead body.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by TheZeezle(m): 1:35pm On Mar 12
Chai, u dey enjoy oo

MightyHand:
Brooding has become my addiction, no single minute. May Gad help me
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Playing With Me What Should I Do by TheZeezle(m): 11:03pm On Mar 11
First of all… What’s the meaning of Muyidden?
Seun we go need another section for Dummies.
Thank you


Muyiddeen:
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot.... she don't want to continue the relationship with him anymore...

so, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone....

recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she's busy, she's always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she's busy because she doesn't want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work....

so she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone
my question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy

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Romance / Re: Which Kind Of Leave Is This (PHOTO) by TheZeezle(m): 10:55pm On Mar 11
Holla holla

SweetBuns:
They’re called leaf galls.
It is caused by tiny leaf mites (insects) that borrow into and parasitize on the leaf
It’s not normal and is symptom of disease
It can also be caused by specific types of bacteria or viruses

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Romance / Re: Why Do Young Guys From The South West Always Feel The Need To Bill You? by TheZeezle(m): 12:31pm On Mar 11
U don catch me😜

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Sodangi is dead! Ex-Nasarawa Senator dies at 70 (Photo) by TheZeezle(m): 10:49am On Mar 11
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Romance / Re: I've Found My One True Calling.... by TheZeezle(m): 7:25am On Mar 10
Did you get back in peace or in pieces ?


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After selling my stethoscope and quitting my job, see thread here:
https://www.nairaland.com/7992397/serious-buyer-needed


I realised I have to make some money through other means. This past few weeks has not been easy but in the end, I found my true calling. I'm going for my first robbery operation tonight. Nairalanders, please wish me well!!

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