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RomanceRe: Height Never Mattered — Nigerian Lady & Her Tall British Partner by TheZeezle(m): 7:29pm On Mar 17
Omo weyre ti secure bag. Normally she resemble mad woman. Na Wetin she deserves be that.

alphonsoolajide:
“Height Never Mattered to Me” — Nigerian Lady Shares Love Story with Elderly British Partner

A young Nigerian woman has gone viral after opening up about her unconventional relationship with an elderly British partner, stating that love, not physical appearance, defines their bond.

In an emotional social media post, the lady revealed that her partner was initially hesitant to meet her in person due to concerns about his height and their noticeable age difference. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

“He was scared to meet me for the first time because of his height. But height never mattered to me,” she said.

According to her, what truly mattered was the emotional connection they shared rather than outward traits.

She explained that despite their differences in age and cultural background, her partner’s personality, values, and sense of humour were what drew her closer to him.

Photos and videos shared online captured moments of affection, laughter, and companionship, reflecting a relationship rooted in mutual respect and understanding.

The couple’s story has sparked widespread conversations across Nigerian social media, with many users weighing in on intercultural and intergenerational relationships.

While some applauded her confidence and authenticity, others debated societal expectations surrounding age gaps and cross-cultural unions.

Relationship observers note that such stories highlight a growing shift among young Nigerians, who are increasingly prioritising emotional compatibility over traditional criteria like age, status, and physical attributes.

Many social media users described the story as inspiring, emphasizing that love should not be restricted by societal norms.

Others pointed out that relationships built on trust, support, and shared values are more likely to stand the test of time, regardless of differences.

https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/03/17/nigerian-lady-elderly-british-partner-love-story-height-age/

cc: Mynd44 , Nlfpmod , Seun
HealthRe: Is This Rash On My Leg Sweetie by TheZeezle(m): 10:51am On Aug 07, 2024
Herpes of a peaceful protester… Ride on
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf Inspects Wheelbarrows For Empowerment In Kano (Video) by TheZeezle(m): 7:07am On Aug 07, 2024
This handler na fool! The wheelbarrows are for Kano sanitation.

InfoGuru118:
https://news360ng.com/gov-abba-yusuf-inspects-wheelbarrows-for-empowerment-in-kano/
RomanceRe: My Pastor Tried To Matchmake Me Today by TheZeezle(m): 7:48am On Aug 06, 2024
Leave the church ode!

AllMight:
I've been attending this church for 2yrs, i played the sax and band. A month ago, i was told to teach this lady how to play the sax by the pastor's wife. Now this lady stays at their house. At times when i'm chanced i go to the pastor house to teach her, but most time i teach her during/after the chorister rehersal.

Nothing was going on between the two of us. But, i was surprised when last sunday, the MOG said he saw i and the lady in a revelation getting married. I laughed it off because im just 24 and nt yet ready for marriage. But he insisted i pray over it, through the week when i go to their house to tutor the lady, the wife do make subtle remark that i pretend nt to hear.

Then this sunday, the MOG said the lady is my wife from God that i need to listen to God before smtin bad happen to me. I'm nt in anyway interested in her. When i tried reasoning with the MOG, he said im only trying to rebel against God's will. He even threatened to send me away from the church. Please how do i go about it?
FamilyRe: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by TheZeezle(m): 5:28am On Jul 19, 2024
Normally Christians are the root of problem we have in Nigeria. Imagine Christians having issues with Christian, husband and wife at that.

BlindAngel:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, my wife gave birth last week which was Saturday July 13th, that day was also my birthday, she gave birth through CS, this is our first child, and it's a boy.


This week Saturday is our baby's naming ceremony but my wife is insisting that her pastor must be the one officiate the naming the child, we've been disagreeing over this for some couple of days now,

she has called me all sorts of names, insulted me that I'm a very wicked man that I have no conscience, that after she pain and tearing she went through and still going through, I can't make this as a sacrifice for her, that I choose my family over her. She said so because my family also insist too that the naming must be done by our pastor.

But she's keying on the fact that she won't agree for the naming to be done in my church that it must be done by her pastor, she has cried and insulted me regarding this. Yesterday when we were arguing about this same particular issue she starting crying endlessly and calling me a wicked man.

I have finally agreed for her to use her pastor to do the naming, although I don't know her pastor and haven't seen him before, but I only agreed because of the CS operation she did while giving birth, her endless crying might affect her, if not there's absolutely no way possible I'd have agreed.

I must say that she doesn't know the repercussions of what sha has done by challenging my authority and always wanting to have her way with tears all the time. But time sha tell, I'm in so much rage right now, and I'm trying my possible best to control myself and not to loose my anger over this.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostolic Church To Vacate Premises After Attack On Muslim Family In Oyo by TheZeezle(m): 5:30am On Jun 24, 2024
With that Extremist killer posing as pastor?

Ceasarceasar:
Christianity is the only true religion of peace....
RomanceRe: Evil Spirits: Why I Have Decided To End My Brothel Romance by TheZeezle(m): 7:06am On Jun 21, 2024
U go soon die!
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advise O, This One Is Serious O by TheZeezle(m): 4:18am On May 21, 2024
Lol why uno know what to do next? Na to kill yourself ode.


Kokorokomaster1:
Me and my girlfriend have some miss understanding lately, then I apologise to her, them she forgive me, her brother is a tenant in this same house with me, then she travels to go and see her parents, I called her on phone, and she was not talking good to me, then with that anger on me I insulted her, so after that I didn't call again, than I weat for her to come back, when she finally come back I apologise to her, than she said that she is not dating again, that she has moved on with her life, I tried my best to make it up to her, but she refused to come back, please what should I do I love her o, and I don't want to lose her
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Oil Output Recovers After March Dip, Says OPEC by TheZeezle(m): 6:49pm On May 16, 2024
O to gbeera..
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mistake You Made In Life You Wouldn't Want Someone Else To Repeat by TheZeezle(m): 3:31pm On May 16, 2024
Lol Dey play…

judatech:
Beware of people that declare friendship and brotherhood on alcohol table
RomanceRe: Brothel Addiction: Can't Remember When Last I Changed My Boxers by TheZeezle(m): 6:47am On May 16, 2024
Do me a favor! Carry your problems go your family house abeg

ChildOfDoom:
With addicts, all that matters is satisfying our addictions when money comes and nothing else. Considering the amount I get, I am supposed to be looking suave and decent. Reverse is the case.


Most of my clothes are looking worn-out. As I called an itinerant tailor to patch up some of my old boxers yesterday, I could only shake my head in disbelief at the pathetic state of my lifestyle.

What can I do about it? It's difficult risking my hard-earned money on new clothes when there are sweet bum bum to pound at night. The thought of it all helps me save up and manage whatever I see.

Now I understand why my father was also looking unkempt with worn-out clothes despite having a good job then
RomanceRe: She Didn't Want Me 2 Years Ago And Now IN 2024 This Happened.... by TheZeezle(m): 6:10am On May 16, 2024
Who is this girl plz? I want to know her!

EreluRoz:
I didn't read but there's nothing wrong in rejecting a broke guy and later accept him if he becomes rich, women and all other female creatures are designed to go for the highest bidder, even fowl won't let cock climb unless he feeds her.
CareerRe: Two Workers Caught On CCTV Performing Rituals In Office (video) by TheZeezle(m): 7:37pm On Apr 30, 2024
Party just begun

Gistmedia10:
Two employees of the South African Social Security Agency (SASSA) have been suspended for performing a ritual in their office.

The decision was taken after the SASSA officials and two other men were caught on CCTV cameras entering the office after work hours. In the footage, one of the men is seen walking around the office holding what looked like a snake while the other is seen sprinkling liquid around the office. The incident was recorded on April 12.


Their colleagues were shocked to find needles in the office and what looked like muti smeared at their work stations when the resumed work the next day. They alerted their superiors.

SASSA spokesperson in Mpumalanga Senzeni Ngubeni said the two officials involved have since been suspended pending investigations. He said;

“We have found out that two of our officials were involved in the incident. As it stands, they have been suspended. Investigation into their conduct is underway.

“We have arranged with the municipality to use the community hall while we clean and fumigate the office. Members of the public have been informed to use the community hall.”



Things are really happening! shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdnqJjq_CBk
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by TheZeezle(m): 4:00pm On Apr 24, 2024
Lol Okay
EducationRe: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by TheZeezle(m): 9:42pm On Apr 22, 2024
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Directs Inclusion Of National Open University Graduates In NYSC Scheme by TheZeezle(m): 7:29pm On Apr 17, 2024
Iya baba e o wa necessary

slivertongue:
very unnecessary
RomanceRe: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by TheZeezle(m): 1:24am On Apr 03, 2024
No lies
RomanceRe: I'm Getting Tired Of My Gf by TheZeezle(m): 8:20am On Mar 26, 2024
You need to start your comedy show bro. You are funny..: lol

Mikuni:
When I first met her, she seemed quite decent and modest. The first time we were all alone, she gave me the impression that she hates sex, because she wouldn't even let me touch her hands. In my mind, I felt I had met a virgin. I was praising God.

Last week, she came around; to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes. She kissed like she was possessed. I got scared myself. Okay, virgins are the best kissers, I said to myself. She left eventually after everything.

The next day, we had sex. When she undressed, I immediately tried to insert, but she instead started kissing again. After that, she directed my head to her boobs and told me to lick the whole portion of her nipples, including her areola. Each time I tried stopping, she would direct my head to her nipple. She made sex seem like hard work to me. I began to get tired. My tongue was getting pale.

When I eventually penetrated, I was happy it'll all be over in two minutes. To my surprise she told me to hit slowly, then she told me to raise the tempo faster and faster. That took about 20 minutes.

After sex, I decided to sleep a little. I felt really bad. I felt used.

While I was still thinking of how to get aboniki for my waist, I suddenly felt something like a "heavy balloon" on my face. This lady's ass was on my face. That was when I knew I had to run. She begged for head. I declined and left immediately. She felt embarrassed, but I don't care. I can't marry a sex maniac!
RomanceRe: 30 Days Pledge by TheZeezle(m): 11:21pm On Mar 25, 2024
I wish I know your parents.. I for ask them make dem disown u


ChildOfDoom:
Roughly 57k squandered on Olosho and betting in the last three days.

So I make a pledge to go 30 days without the two aforementioned acts as a way of atoning for my wrongdoing.

So help me God


Day 1 Monday March 25 - free from Olosho & betting
RomanceRe: I Miss You Dad, Please Take Care Of Your Parents by TheZeezle(m): 11:18pm On Mar 25, 2024
Chai I know how u feel man. May His peace be with him amen
RomanceRe: I Am Going Back To S*xchat by TheZeezle(m): 1:30am On Mar 21, 2024
Na to die go make u rest boy… Go rest joor, wahala e por

ChildOfDoom:
So it's been 86 days without bet. It's all thanks to my new addiction - patronising brothels.

Unfortunately, my colleagues have blocked the different channels I make extra money at the office.

So I have to make do with the little (salary) I get.

My libido is high, so I have no other choice than to go back to soapy every night to cure my urge.

2go was helpful in the past. Time to turn to letsChat for sexting to keep me occupied. Anything to keep me distracted from betting
RomanceRe: My Woman Loves Me Less When I Treat Her Right. by TheZeezle(m): 12:42am On Mar 21, 2024
Why not tie her down first and see if she go triple her regards for you?


phemyhalaby:
My woman seems not to like me when i show her love.Whenever i bought gifts she just say,"thank you,"briskly,no gushing,no wowing.And then she starts misbehaving throughout the day.In the event that i needed to be intimate with her,she plays hard to get or even declines outrightly.
On the other hand,when ever i treat her bad,she doubles her regard for me,becomes more submissive and brings the intimacy unbeckoned to me,on a platter of gold.
I don't like to treat her bad as i observed it takes a toll on her physical and mental health but she seems to like/enjoy it anyway.
Even,when she thinks that am showing her love,she just deliberately initiate a fall-out or fight.Am just confused.
What can i do?
PoliticsRe: I’ll Restore Peace If Freed — Nnamdi Kanu by TheZeezle(m): 4:33pm On Mar 19, 2024
PoliticsRe: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by TheZeezle(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18, 2024
Damnit, this is not good at all… Why can’t they do proper investigations before killing anyone? I don’t support evil.

Efna55:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/18/breaking-nigerian-army-troops-invade-bayelsa-community-burn-houses-11-residents-killed


Unverified, but I saw these from a friend's whatsapp status..

Retaliation creeps into Bayelsa State with over 40 civilians killed in Igbomotoru community of Southern Ijaw Local Government Area.

Reports has it that nobody moves in or out of the community since yesterday and today.. Mass killing ongoing.

Save Igbomotoru community the people cries out"..
PoliticsRe: Otti Visit Soludo As He Celebrate Two Years In Office Today (Photos) by TheZeezle(m): 10:31am On Mar 18, 2024
Tooh… And una no know anything.. mr know it all


Gustavowhite:
so because we are the same east,if my fellow easterner is not doing well I should be praising him!?
I am sorry but we are not Yorubas and Hausa who are obligated to praise their leaders even when they fail
PoliticsRe: Otti Visit Soludo As He Celebrate Two Years In Office Today (Photos) by TheZeezle(m): 10:11am On Mar 18, 2024
Una get problem for that east ooo. Wetin dey work all of una… una still dey beef una self


quote author=Gustavowhite post=128977006]Soludo is laughing but not happy,he isn’t happy that Otti is getting all the attention in the south East,on the day Aba geometric was launched he went to organize a cheap ass “light up South East” initiative in Enugu
The way his face is dark is the same way his heart is

Otti should beware of Nwa mgbeke[/quote]
RomanceRe: Best, Fastest States Or NIS Centres Outside Lagos To Get Int. Passport? by TheZeezle(m): 9:58am On Mar 18, 2024
Ilorin

GreaterFuture:
Do you know which States or Cities that their Immigration Offices will be faster, smoother in getting international passports?
Apparently, it seems many Immigration offices outside of Lagos and other major or popular centres, get it faster, much much faster.

Where would you advise or Suggest I go to, that's not In Lagos, but it too far from Lagos, but still southwest?
Because I live in Lagos.
RomanceRe: Liberal Woman Looking For A Conservative Guy by TheZeezle(m): 2:58am On Mar 18, 2024
No you are not, your preference is very fine. U go surely see your match even on NL, we have a lot of dummies on here too. Wait, are you even fine? Let’s see a pic.

Brandiebird:
Am I crazy?


I am a liberal woman who wants to work, enjoy equal opportunity but I don’t want equal responsibilities because I want a traditional man. I want a strong man who makes me feel secure and protected without all the work and stress required from liberal women while enjoying the traditional benefits from a traditional man. I want to work, give birth and be pampered by my man without having to do all the traditional wifely tasks. I want to be a wife and treated like a princess while maintaining my liberal values as a boss biatche and independent woman. Is this a crazy dream? Am I doing it wrong? How can I incorporate this without being uncomfortable or inconvenienced? What is the perfect blendhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Bitter South African Politician Removes Transformer After Election Loss by TheZeezle(m): 6:51pm On Mar 17, 2024
Lol wena

robinso01:
Laughing in Zulu and swahili 😆 🤣

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