₦airaland Forum

Oponu!

Ihateheadslamer:
Nothing good comes from Islam

Are u normal?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, this lady I follow on instagram is always dancing in front of the cameras and is always happy all the time.

She rarely posts about her children or any cooking videos on her page… And she’s always happy which I like but there is no real substance…[/color]

Lol... Are u normal? joor Sanu e.

Obavoh:
She harvested some foodstuffs from her small farm. She sold off some and used the money to buy things for our household.

She fed i and our 4 kids today. She did not keep 1 Kobo for herself.

She is heavily pregnant with our 5th child and breastfeeding our last born.

The God that blessed me will bless you all with a good spouse and family. Much love

Retarded Animal.... Uno be human being

kalufelix:
Why the thing pain you exclusively ?? ... you ended up with an empty comment/solution/advice...are you sure your brain is in good condition? mr "something reasonable" ...

Fool. Don't do drugs bro... Engage yourself with something reasonable.

kalufelix:
Tramadol (225mg) + one packet of ciggarette...thank me later

Yo fish brain. Continue dating her..

Moneyheart0147:
Hi nairalanders, please I need your advice.
There's this girl I have been dating since earlier this year, though she told me dat this ogbanje spirit the disturb her,and she have gone to some places so that thewill remove the spirit from her,that she dont need it,and she told me that anytime she prays that she wil have an attack,so she stops to pray.but the problem now is that since I started dating this girl things are not moving well for me again,my business hav fall to zero,like I dont have any goods in my shop again,an I can't give account were the money is,things are very hard for me now,from one problem to another,and when I told her what am facing since we started dating,she start to cry begging me not to leave her that she will find solution to her problem.and if I tell her let's breakup she will be heartbroken because she loves so much.
Please friends I need your advice on what to do now.

I bet you inherited that from your grandma from father side. Check well..

AlphaMale666:
I fight with all my family members and don't talk to them for years! I fight with almost everybody i meet! . I get agitated very easily and this has gotten the best of me! I've always been like this since my early ages. i dont think i need help because I have narcissistic disorder.

The alpha has spoken!!!

Another Eiyan iyi on the call. Welcome to herpes nation. Las las na every other banny go chop am. Koni baje 🙌🏾

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, happy Sunday.
I'm kind of disturbed and I'm here to seek or know if someone has had similar problem.

Roughly 3 weeks ago, I had s*x with my girlfriend (now ex) and not too long, I started noticing these around my p†nis coming with itchiness on my laps and buttocks. Like it's really really disturbing, though the one on my p†nis cap doesn't itch, the rashes on my lap itches bad. I'm suspecting herpes but I'm not so sure. Here is a pic of it(which I'll take down soon). Does anyone have any idea what this is? If you want to insult me, you're free to do so, but it should come with a solution, please.

If u reason am too much... Chai life itself na fraud. World bank job for Zainab? Zainab wey dey too cap

That's blasphemy we talking about Kaffir! If Dem catch u for street, Dem supposed sit ur foolish ass down on a hot stove. Idiot! Respect people's religion, is that too much to ask?

TenQ:
By their fruit you shall know them!

The Governor is correct: wherever these people are majority, you can easily be murdered for their Pseudo-Deity Mohammed
..

Start doing olosho...

You are hired! Congrats lad..

Yay! Swears

Sheistoopretty:
U think everyone is earning 30K like u after licking politician asses 2-4-7 everyday on Nairaland?

I use Iphone 14promazx and I bought it myself boy everyone must not be from a poor home like u

Guy. How are u?

Sheistoopretty:
Ofcourse I expect Nigerian men to be under there worshipping her


Nigerian men can't do without us

Dey play.... U dey whine MJ?

Righteousness2:
Any Glory that is used to Glorify edify the devil is not a Useless Glory.

If Micheal Jackson has a second chance on earth, he will definitely be an Evangelist shouting nd Spreading the Gospel of JESUS Christ everywhere.

There is no Glory in being an instrument of the devil.
It is an Expressway to Destruction and Hell

1 mumu spotted

U make me laff so tey I cried... U be bad bitch bro😜

Bruuh dey calm down...

Sheistoopretty:
Tales by moonlight from our normal Jobless Nigerian boys littered all over Nairaland

Brainless head..

Na Canada snow.... Welcome to Manitoba

We are not proud of u! U be authentic mumu...Idiot

Juby:
Guys please I really need your advice.

On Monday evening while I was at home with my girlfriend, her pastor called her that he was coming over to visit of which she said ok, meanwhile, she has already told her pastor and some of her relatives that she was staying with her female friend and not her boyfriend, Of which she gave me her reasons that her pastor and other members of the church including her relatives, will not agree to her staying with a man without marriage. Though I'm a Muslim and a Hausa boy, born and bought up in Lagos were we currently reside, and she is an Igbo girl who was born and bought up in the north, only came here for her nysc and also secure a job at her church as the church accountant/ secretary.
So she told me that her pastor just called her that he is coming around to visit her, so I have to lock myself in the room to allow them talk. I waited for like 20 mins, before I came out to urinate. I peeped through the palour curting but they were not their, so i checked the other room just to be sure. And behold I saw my girlfriend and her pastor who is married with 2 kids on the small guess bed in the room all naked getting ready for sex. Men! I was shot of words, I almost killed that guy before he ran away i didn't follow him cus I don't want to attract the neighbors.
I really love my girlfriend and I don't really want her to go just like that, but I guess I don't have a choice. Though she is still with me now cus she don't have anywhere to go to except back to the north, so I'm still trying to figure out how I can handle the situation. And as for the pastor I'm thinking of reporting him to their head pastors. And I also have evidence. My girlfriend is begging me not to expose them.

So please guys I really need Ur advice on what to do cus I'm confused right now.

Wetin dey work u?

Sheistoopretty:
U are not man enough boy

Hustle oo

Must you talk?

Sheistoopretty:
They are perverts ofcourse

Do you even need to ask her out before oiling? Guy straff her on time... She's telling her friends that your not man enough! Do that on time before she conclude about you.

How come you are on Nairaland? Chai... Your family won't be proud of you Eranko!

SangoOlukosoOba:
Seems LGBTQ has been legalized in Nigeria

They now openly display love and affection on social media.

One can easily tell that Charly Boy is the female while Peter is the male.

Gbayii🙌🏾

advanceDNA:
Baba... no be so jarè.... some of this boyz just like to dey do wetin dey make person vex

Lol weyre dey jealous... Osiwin..

Guy! Are you one of Daniel Rhega family members?

advanceDNA:
I kinda understand the lies some women tell
.they are lazy and desperate to get men to bankroll their life, so when they find the right mugu ...they lie to meet up the standards of men like virginity, low body count, youthfulness, etc....

But u......U dey lie about ur age to woman wey u go do spend ur money and sweat on...
As in....woman wey no go add anything to your life at that stage but pressure to but phone, wig, monthly subscription, and possibly, frequent trips to hospital to treat std

..shioor!!! Shame on you....

Congrats, I knew na herpes.... Sha try to no share am as u don achieve am ... God bless u Eiyan iyi🙌🏾

No worries, she go soon go carry your pikin for another man .

That's for sure. But u Sha dey knack? Abi if marriage no dey for everyone but every women needs good knaackerdemos.

Lol Odé

SyrusdeHansome:
Guy ur shame de catch me. Are u this cheap?