That's blasphemy we talking about Kaffir! If Dem catch u for street, Dem supposed sit ur foolish ass down on a hot stove. Idiot! Respect people's religion, is that too much to ask?

TenQ:

By their fruit you shall know them!

The Governor is correct: wherever these people are majority, you can easily be murdered for their Pseudo-Deity Mohammed
..

Start doing olosho...

You are hired! Congrats lad..

Yay! Swears

Sheistoopretty:


U think everyone is earning 30K like u after licking politician asses 2-4-7 everyday on Nairaland?

I use Iphone 14promazx and I bought it myself boy everyone must not be from a poor home like u

Guy. How are u?

Sheistoopretty:
Ofcourse I expect Nigerian men to be under there worshipping her


Nigerian men can't do without us

Dey play.... U dey whine MJ?

Righteousness2:
Any Glory that is used to Glorify edify the devil is not a Useless Glory.

If Micheal Jackson has a second chance on earth, he will definitely be an Evangelist shouting nd Spreading the Gospel of JESUS Christ everywhere.

There is no Glory in being an instrument of the devil.
It is an Expressway to Destruction and Hell

1 mumu spotted

U make me laff so tey I cried... U be bad bitch bro😜

Bruuh dey calm down...

Sheistoopretty:


Tales by moonlight from our normal Jobless Nigerian boys littered all over Nairaland

Brainless head..

Na Canada snow.... Welcome to Manitoba

We are not proud of u! U be authentic mumu...Idiot

Juby:
Guys please I really need your advice.

On Monday evening while I was at home with my girlfriend, her pastor called her that he was coming over to visit of which she said ok, meanwhile, she has already told her pastor and some of her relatives that she was staying with her female friend and not her boyfriend, Of which she gave me her reasons that her pastor and other members of the church including her relatives, will not agree to her staying with a man without marriage. Though I'm a Muslim and a Hausa boy, born and bought up in Lagos were we currently reside, and she is an Igbo girl who was born and bought up in the north, only came here for her nysc and also secure a job at her church as the church accountant/ secretary.
So she told me that her pastor just called her that he is coming around to visit her, so I have to lock myself in the room to allow them talk. I waited for like 20 mins, before I came out to urinate. I peeped through the palour curting but they were not their, so i checked the other room just to be sure. And behold I saw my girlfriend and her pastor who is married with 2 kids on the small guess bed in the room all naked getting ready for sex. Men! I was shot of words, I almost killed that guy before he ran away i didn't follow him cus I don't want to attract the neighbors.
I really love my girlfriend and I don't really want her to go just like that, but I guess I don't have a choice. Though she is still with me now cus she don't have anywhere to go to except back to the north, so I'm still trying to figure out how I can handle the situation. And as for the pastor I'm thinking of reporting him to their head pastors. And I also have evidence. My girlfriend is begging me not to expose them.

So please guys I really need Ur advice on what to do cus I'm confused right now.

Wetin dey work u?

Sheistoopretty:


U are not man enough boy

Hustle oo

Must you talk?

Sheistoopretty:
They are perverts ofcourse

Do you even need to ask her out before oiling? Guy straff her on time... She's telling her friends that your not man enough! Do that on time before she conclude about you.

How come you are on Nairaland? Chai... Your family won't be proud of you Eranko!

SangoOlukosoOba:
Seems LGBTQ has been legalized in Nigeria

They now openly display love and affection on social media.

One can easily tell that Charly Boy is the female while Peter is the male.

Gbayii🙌🏾

advanceDNA:


Baba... no be so jarè.... some of this boyz just like to dey do wetin dey make person vex

Lol weyre dey jealous... Osiwin..

Guy! Are you one of Daniel Rhega family members?

advanceDNA:
I kinda understand the lies some women tell
.they are lazy and desperate to get men to bankroll their life, so when they find the right mugu ...they lie to meet up the standards of men like virginity, low body count, youthfulness, etc....

But u......U dey lie about ur age to woman wey u go do spend ur money and sweat on...
As in....woman wey no go add anything to your life at that stage but pressure to but phone, wig, monthly subscription, and possibly, frequent trips to hospital to treat std

..shioor!!! Shame on you....

Congrats, I knew na herpes.... Sha try to no share am as u don achieve am ... God bless u Eiyan iyi🙌🏾

No worries, she go soon go carry your pikin for another man .

That's for sure. But u Sha dey knack? Abi if marriage no dey for everyone but every women needs good knaackerdemos.

Lol Odé

SyrusdeHansome:

Guy ur shame de catch me. Are u this cheap?

Guy, try date another girl aside and see the diff.

Damn it. I wanna love u babe

Babe I promise u that I'll sharply make it big for you within 3 months.... Ask me how

U better find better girl marry instead of marrying mother and daughter together abi ewo ni weyre gan.

Pm me his contact. We'll talk it through..

What do you want me to do about this your vomit?

Irú====locust beans.