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[quote author=OJEEMAH post=105679955][/quote] When you are dealing with nitwits who cannot read. Pls ask the Imbe who is the highest men's scorer in South American history currently and watch her go fem.

So much dumbne55 expressed with confidence. Where do these guys come from?

What Messi does is breathtaking! Guys just watch below and simply enjoy the magic of his first goal that equaled Pele's record earlier today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkDbEZEmt8

Pls tell me when last Pendu has scored such a breathtaking beauty. That's what we mean by saying magical goal and tap-in no dey the same level.

Kilishihunter:
Imagine if messi had snubbed that phone call and chosen Spain, Chairman would just be enjoying himself scoring bucketful of goals against farmers come rain, come sunshine,
See wetin Pendu dey enjoy na

Lol, the storeman and admin clerk off me. Shebi South America's worst is ranked 81st or so. Dem Europe's worst are ranked from 150 - 200 and dem come boku. Chai, see plenty missed opportunities for Messi with the likes of Malta, Gibraltar, Luxembourg, Pharaoh Islands, Andorra, Azebidjan, Moldova, Cyprus, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania (Baba lyk dis one wella) Macedonia. Walai, this is the 5-course meal CR has been enjoying steadily. E choke mehn.

Kingcalls:
When last did ur ewure score a big team in international football?? Answer...even penalty...when was the last time he scored a top ranked team

Hahahaa, you are a case I swear. You didnt see him score Chile (recent 2 time Copa champion) with a brilliant freekick at Copa America abi? Or wasn't he the one that scored the winning penalty against Brazil in the last Supacopa americana in 2020?

Let me even educate you small - in World Cup 2006, it was widely adjudged that the best individual performance in the whole tournament was Zinedine Zidane versus Brazil. Meanwhile he did not score in that game, Thierry Henry did, from a Zidane assist. Yet by your own subatomic logic, Zidane's performance would be nothing noteworthy since assists, dribbles and game control are nothing to you and Henry should have been regarded as the best player since he scored the goal.

Pls go to school Kingcalls, your class teacher doesn't want you late for rhymes.

Kilishihunter:
Still ranked higher than Lithuania, Andorra and Luxembourg,
Infact lemme ask you first, pendu don defeat any South American country for him life before?

No mind am. See how the joke is lying about Pendu facing S.American teams only twice when in actual fact it's at least six times

CR has faced Chile, Uruguay, Ecuador, Argentina and Brazil (2 times) and not one win.

Kilishihunter:
Can't you see our extinguished penaldian wailing all over this thread, To see any player as versatile and consistent as Messi (not only talking goals) would be hard honestly, See beautiful football

Lol I agree with you and love how the extinguished transgender is squirting in pains to the point of blindness.

Even against the One hundred and fifty something ranked Faroe Islands and the likes, Pendu no dey put in such kind of consummate performance as Messi did today. Goals, Magic, Dribbles, key passes, Drive, Control name it Messi demonstrated everything on the pitch in a single match.

Which is why we tell them that being the best is beyond scoring tap-ins and penalties and claiming siu.

Guys pls ignore the chronic bitterleaf up there and simply enjoy the magic from Messi today below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkDbEZEmt8

Pls tell me when last Pendu has scored such a breathtaking beauty. That's what we mean by saying magical goal and tap-in no dey the same level.

Kingcalls:
In ur dreams ... like I said previously, u want them to dash him balon dor ontop Bolivia ...u are a joker .... whr was he against Colombia and Brazil?? Even Venezuela in his last match, he was ghosting around ... no one is a fool ,expect u minions ... thats y he joined French league so that he can be boliviaing there decieving mumu fans ... let him play quality teams and he will be exposed .. when last did messi score to win a quality team?? Mayb 2 seasons ago ..he has failed to score in an el classico since 2018 ...he hasn't scored atletico in 2 seasons , neither has he scored Brazil, the only real team in South America for many years....for those that don't know, half of messis international goals are from friendlies while Ronaldo has only 10 % of his international goals in friendlies

Good to know you agree your position in the dimwitted haters category. Even though I have told you not to ever quote me again with your cretinous ramblings, I will indulge you this one time. Your wailings are so sweet and pls keep them tears coming. 6 is already greater than 5 and when Messi lands his 7th Ballon Dor, pls feel free to hug a transformer if you can't bear it.

Let me even address some of your daft comments:

Where was Messi against Colombia? - Didn't he provide Lautaro with the assist for Argentina's solitary goal. Without Messi, Argentina would have lost that match. Was Messi not the tournament's best player which your CR has never even achieved in his life or do you think golden balls are given to players who ghost around.

He was ghosting against Venezuela? - Where you even aware that it was a miracle that he could even carry on to play that match after the career-ending studs up leg breaking tackle he suffered to his shin early on in the match? Did you even hear how the global audience were baffled that Messi could even finish that match?

Performance against quality teams?- Isn't Messi the player with the most goals against R.Madrid; Has he not scored 5 goals against Brazil with many of them breathtaking while your Pendu never score shingba against Brazil; Pendu has scored only one goal against Chelsea in over 16 matches but I don't hear you yapping your hypocritical mouth about that or does that mean he isnt a great player anymore?

You are an official time-waster and I will not be replying your expected dense replies. Feel free to use the drum below for your oral excretions.

Big congratulations to the GOAT.

A mesmerizing performance. Messi is not just about goals, if you watched the match you'd see jawdropping displays allover the pitch outside the goals he scored. That is what it means to be the GOAT a quality which Maradona and Pele also embody.

A 7th Ballon D'or awaits you later this year to further pepper dem dimwitted haters.

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lordprogress:
puskas is not even among the top ten greatest players he is just a good poacher. maybe the top 20.

Puskas is like Gerd Muller, a great goalscorer, but lacking the magical wow factor of Messi, Maradona, De Lima, Pele and the likes. Heck, most football specialists even rate Zidane ahead of Puskas. Greatestness (lol) isn't just about goalscoring na, else Josef Bican too will be claiming superiority over Puskas himself.

Triplerg:
Abeg get out. Go do research on Puskas

You think I dont know Ferenc Puskas? the arrowhead of the great Hungarian "Magyrs" team of the 50s. Known for scoring lots of goals without winning any national trophy. Yet Romario scored more goals than Puskas with way more trophies and isnt even this Professor's conversation.

Pls use your own mouth to tell me that Puskas is a better and greater player than Maradona and Ronaldo De Lima El fenomeno and let me see something.

Numerouno94:
I hv never seen such an idiotic methodology my whole life. That prof shuld hv his license revoked for such an imbecilic reasoning.

Professor wey talk say Puskas better pass Maradona and Ronaldo De Lima, is that one a professor?

Prof talk say Platini better pass Zidane and Ronaldinho, shey that one be prof? Abi na werey dey disguise as ManUtd fan.

Even CR fans wey get sense will reject this.

OJEEMAH:
Like you right said, its just to massage his ego. In the award category, am sure he added Dubai D'or & Best abi Golden Foot Award to boost Ronaldo's points

OJ, It's the Dubai'D'or all over again o. They now had to look for a stooge scientist to give it a credible outlook.

Shit packaged in Gold coverings is still shit o Buhahahaa

Lol, this is what is called working to the answer

It's obvious it is a "sponsored" exercise like the Dubai D'or. CR recently became the global brand ambassador for Livescores who commissioned the exercise and so a result that does not project him as their best will be unacceptable for their brand.

The very fact that this Pendussor's methodology places Maradona as lower than Platini, Puskas and Van Basten already showcases the report as a pile of shitload. Platini that isnt even considered as great as Zidane? Again, how is Zidane and Ronaldinho not even in the list at all?

The Pendussor already get wetin dey hin mind, he con sprinkle some sakamanjematics to whine hin fellow pendumbos, knowing that they rarely think through

How will CR score "hundred hundred" across all seven criteria? Is he in Nursery class? Haba, oga scientist give room for some parallax and human error na even if dem no teach you

The best indicators of a player's individual brilliance is the World best/Ballon D'or award followed by man of the match awards and trophies. Messi has more Ballon D'ors, and way more MOTM awards and total trophies than CR. How can CR still then be scored equal or higher than Messi in these same areas to show the buffoonery of this analysis?. Imagine giving a Ballon D'or award the same weight as total number of international goals, meaning Ali Daei and Kaka would be considered to be on the same greatness level

Wow, this must be the evidence Kpokpogarri was talking about putting out. So it's true Tonto cheated. Then why does she want her man and us to overlook it as if it's a non-issue. Why didnt she treat his own cheating episode as a non-issue as well? It's clear Tonto has met her match this time around

Pocohantas, you asked for receipts when you doubted Kpokpogirri's accusation and there you have it! She don fall your hand even though you were stylishly rooting for her faithfulness.

What the young Cristiano version had were tricks many of which were schoolboy-like. On the other hand Ronaldinho genuinely had mesmerizing skills often deployed at the biggest of stages.

Ronaldinho, Maradona and De Lima are the 3 most skillful players of all time and in my opinion Ronnie takes the cake among the 3.

Neymar, Cryuff, Zidane, Pele, George Best, Garrincha, Cristiano, Romario dey second tier.

Henry, Bergkamp, Kaka, Rivaldo, Robinho, Okocha, Eto'o dey tier 3.

Note that skillful is different from dribble ability.

Lol, this is what is called working to the answer

The Pendussor already get wetin dey hin mind, he con sprinkle some sakamanjematics to whine hin fellow pendumbos, knowing that they rarely think

Scores %100 across all seven criteria? Una dey Nursery 1 class ni? haba, oga scientist give room for some parallax and human error na even if dem no teach you lol

Evercurious:
Then all these lawyers should start checking out the constitution to take advantage of some hidden facts... Enough of all these Northern nonsense

Lol, you are right. But not many professionals/Companies have the balls to challenge widely established status quos at Federal level without fearing for backlash on their business welfare. So they'd rather play safe.

perambulator:
Interesting, it's just amazing that all the other lawyers, SANs, State Attorney Generals never saw this all this time.

EDIT: I did some further digging and apparently there have been many cases challenging the federal govt including ogun state and recently lagos state.

https://barristerng.com/an-evaluation-of-value-added-tax-vat-and-the-decisions-in-al-maseer-law-firm-vs-firs-2019-12-nwlr-part-1687555-573-emmanuel-chukwuka-ukala-v-firs-reported-ag-rivers-v-firs-unreported/

Apparentl

Yes you know it takes a whole lot of due diligence and confidence to challenge established status quos nationwide. Even at that, Lagos state had also previously displaced FIRS from collecting VAT from Hotels, restaurants and other hospitality companies. I even think the Ukala firm then used that Lagos judgement to push for its application to all tax paying entities instead of hospitality sector alone.

I'm seriously interested to see how the Supreme court will wiggle its way technically around this one to favour FIRS cos the judgement is watertight!

NinjaMetahuman:
what's the name of the firm?

Can't find it in Google.

Search for Ukala v. FIRS

Modified: Just saw that perambulator has given you the reference.

Clement1111:
I have voted 1500 for WM and 500 for saga

I still have about 2000 on mobile desktop votes

Who wants it

P.s,am a patriot

Give Saga more na, biko. Saga was the only one cheering the General during his round at the HOH game today na.

perambulator:
Whatever happens, Wike is a F**king Hero, It's amazing how all this time, all the Lawyers never bothered to check if the fed govt even have the legal backing to set the rate and collect VAT and all the other illegal taxes.

I'm telling you with this nobody will bother with Abuja anymore. The money from Oil they are sharing is peanuts in a $500b economy, States will start to make progress!!! Think about all the VAT collected, the illegal witholding taxes, collected on state govt contracts, illegal education taxes etc

Now we are entering true Federalism and competition because each state can set it's own VAT level as incentive to attract business and people.

For instance, States with sea ports can set lower VAT to attract traffic away from lagos to their ports, which is good for lagos because Lagos will be less congested.

Wike is a f**king Hero

Actually, it was a relatively unknown private law firm in Port Harcourt, Ukala & Co. that first took FIRS to court over the VAT issue when FIRS slammed huge VAT liabilities on them. When they won the case sometimes around June this year, that was when Wike saw that he could ride on the Ukala judgement to challenge FIRS statewide. So while Wike can still be considered a hero, he had some precedence to help him out here. The private firm is the bigger hero for starting the chain of events!

HenryDion:
I was shocked too. You're a big boy tho. I'm getting close to earning 1M monthly.

I might hit it this month going by my current growth.

I total agree with your saying, more money, more problems.

Especially people who feel entitled to your money in the name of being relatives.

I'm considering leaving soon, and starting life afresh where I'm unknown. I want to be rich and still enjoy life.

Money is merely a means to an end. The plan is to make a lot to be free, cause money solve problems.

I want to be able to travel to any country, wear any cloth, drink any wine I want, drive a cool car, hike, write a book, visit the pyramid, see amazing waterfalls, and so much more.

Having money will make the journey smooth, and I'm excited to be leaving the rat race.

Life is meant to be enjoyed.

I worked for it while I was young, now I'm beginning to reap the benefits.

It pays to have a skill.

Peace!

Nice one bro, that's a very enlightened perspective.

If you dont mind, could you please specify your age bracket? You could give like a 3 year range if you dont want to be specific.

chatinent:
You mean after family problem...? It still looks like I'm jobless.

Which family problem? Are you not the same person as ileggend, marketer of Joe Clef sexual enhancement books? You are balling na

Hmm, for me highest employment income received in a month is N1.8M after tax. But e come be like say e no dey enough based on several expenses/plans that are gulping money.

Still trying to figure out what income level will satisfy my diverse needs.

chatinent:
Slightly above 100k.

And it never came again.

Lol, but what is your highest monthly income from your personal biz?

PlayMaker14:
Thierryjay, kindly exercise your franchise by voting for WhiteMoney and Queen....

Lol, WM how? He is already safe no matter what and will likely top sef. Make I no go waste my vote. Biko, All my votes are going to Saga. Hopefully biggie evict only 2 by Sunday.

Ndo, your favs will be safe next week.

sanpipita:
Many states need to join this suit, Nigeria must unravel

Lol, many states will not want to join because the VAT they currently get from FG will likely be more than the VAT they can get from direct collection in their States due to low volume of productive activities.

Only States like Lagos (manufacturing, retail and services), Ogun (manufacturing), Anambra(manufacturing and retail), Oyo(manufacturing), Kano(Commerce), Delta(oil exploration), Akwa Ibom (Oil exploration) and Bayelsa (Oil exploration) will want to join cos they have significant VATable activities ongoing in their State.

Lol, as much as it's hard for me to say, that Chizzy girl truly finished Zubby with that comeback. Zubby shouldn't have insulted her in the first place even if he felt she was below his level.

Meanwhile, I dare say KOB (both 1&2) is the best ever Nigerian movie and I've been an avid Nollywood follower since the early 90s. My conclusion is based on:
- the intricate brilliant plot (reminiscent of Game of Thrones)
- impeccable quality of metaphorical lines littered all over the movie
- outstanding script delivery by the likes of Sola Sobowale, Nse Ikpe Etim, Reminisce (esp in part 1), Adesua Etomi, Aare, Odogwu Malay, Ajayi Lycett, RMD and Ade Tiger
- outstanding attention to detail regarding the minutest details in how the story played out which is typically overlooked in most Nigerian movies
- excellent graphical quality

A combination of all the above puts it at Number 1 for me.

Odin2:
"OLANIYI"

Why is Ola trending cos really I didn't get the joke

I hope England and South American countries sort out their interrelational Covid 19 policies because this is really disrupting South American football.

That being said, the manner of interruption by the health officials is a big embarrassment for Brazil. They should have confirmed the status of the EPL players before the match instead of invading the pitch like armed bandits.

Thanks to Messi for standing up to the invaders and preventing them from kidnapping his teammates.