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hey, isn't it all funny? N300M in his account? and he didn't bail out first to go hide somewhere for 3 months, or u don't think it mighta been yahooze money just been placed on hold there or 'mis-paid' into his account,

anyway, i think its a fibe cos there's no way N300m of hardworking pple's cash will get wrongly paid into some account like that and nobody would come looking for it,

but in case its not a fibe you'd better tell ur friend to hire one or two bodyguards cos there's might just be a bullet speeding around out there with his name on it!

great stuff, really nice, just make sure you pay seun his advert fees

yeah doyenn, its a real pity and i'm always sad about whenever i'm outside 9ja to think of the services BT and co. offer in UK and the crap that's served back home where you have crawling internet speeds that disallow people from downloading even the tiniest of emails attachements comnfortably, its really bad. i wonder if the NCC could be persuaded to do something about it.

plastered? haba! sorry. never pays to drag with a conductor if u're not bash ali's cousin

what else? my beautiful brown SKIN somewhere on a beach in montego bay here with mini-me standing fully at attention!!!

yeah mate, so much into bits of everything might not be too bad but not when u spreading too thin and running without ur own page when u you're supposed to be building, maintaining and uploading sites for others.

1. drooling all over her like u were some sick lovestruck racoon, that's bad for business. gives u off like u were some geek who's on the needy side besides a girl'll have more time for a guy in charge of his own reality than some dude whose all over her like a mouse on cheesecake - point made!

2. acceding to her every demands, that's a real boat sinker. be yourself, and put your foot down wherever and whenever u need to, friendship's by choice, but then that may very well swing in the direction of what u looking for, then the odds would be attacked in different ways and u might end up not needing all these precautions, likely scenario?, conning ur way into a one night-stand.

3. getting all souped up in her superchick image / getting carried away / etc - no! stick to the things that mark you out as an individual, and give concessions where necessary as choices made to give ur relationship/friendship a chance or boost it rightly needs.

4. hasty assumptions, sometimes da ladies just wanna talk, play or just have fun like da song says but too many guys would jump the gun cos of the two text messages she sent you, haha! Heh, use that brain, man and interpret actions for what they are instead of just jumping to conclusions, many a sweet thing are ruined, crushed at their nascent stages cos of that immature declaration or display of affection before its time is due.

5. rambling, bad, man, that's bad too. some gyrls need it straight in between the eyes but ah guess some gees are like badgers, they tunnel straight for down-under first and miss the mark. girls are quite intuitive and a lot of them started getting hit-on by big egbons even before u were thru with lacing boots and they can smell ur game like it was a skunk @ close range so going round and round in circles's a turn-off for them. lose ur cautions and talk or u risk looking weak and u losing the girl, and we don't want that to happen, do we?

6. gifts gifts gifts!, rushing around buying stuff may not buy u that spot on her priority list especially if u've not made that 'connection' with her on the levels that really count yet. lottsa girls are easily bought over though (especially the chicken head types) so its up to you but if u really looking for something tangible, make ur gifts tokens and give them with reasons that'll always inspire great memories of u in her heart.

7. lame lines, think but what u wanna say or need to say be4 u say'em or clam up. don't fear the silence, most times, if u get it right sef, it gives u off as more confident, sure, focussed than u even really are. just chatting crap to fill in the 'silence' gap's not cool and so is handing out cliches, if she really is worth whatcha want from her or wanna give to her, then she should've inspired some few original thots in u, Stop bugging these ladies down with ur borrowed cliches and crammed text messages, get original and get da chick, its ur cake, man.

there's a whole host of stuffs that'd trip u up with ladies and, no you will not be reading bout them in my book - how to get the gals- no, u'll read them in da dame's eyes.

ciao

poor guy + girl <probably talented, smart, earns good, nice pedigree>= marriage? I DONT THINK SO

wake up and smell the beancake, farm boys , whats potential, potential in 9ija = dough, cheese, kudi, scrrilla, in other words money,

sorry, i didnt make the rules but look around you and see how clingy lottsa gyrls get when the sneak peeps at ur bank books, if u're in blue, they're happy, if its the color of blackgold they love u, if its red? ha!, u on in da jungle playing Survivors with the crocs and all,

its da economy man and the moral fabric of the society that's gone 2 shreds, look around you, man and put your heart on the shelf b4 u step out on that next date with that dame,

as for da ladiees, sorry but no apologies, .just da fact, not too many fools around who still marry 4 "just love"; what's love by da way, whaddaya call it

who esle, H.O.V.A 4eva (Jayz); 2pac; eminem; Bustarhymes;

for 1, i'm not takin "Reverend" seriously on his comments (and this aint personal) neither am i gonna let my Li'll Sis anywhere near U but I believe for fairness sake some ladies should look more inwards before dressing up for tha road, 

some of them dont even know tht their dressing's giving off the fact that they've got  psychological /emotional inadequacies which they try to over-compensate for with the see-thru dressing; some just wanna belong cos their sense of self-identity is largely eroded, undeveloped or simply not there, and why not too?, when the provision for them to develop that internal constitution isn't provided, aint it the fad now to let the media raise kids for u?

was in a party recently and there were these "things" who were so eager to show off their "thangs" that conversations started amongst us guys that eventually landed some of my pals in trouble wiv their ladies, cos we sounded so harsh and hard on them girls, but so what, how u dress really does affect the way u seen, and if we must come to the biological brass tacks, its really all about "rods & holes, if u flaunt it like a ho', then expect da rods to wanna prod"!

nope, i dont think u're pregnant though ur anxiety's making u a lot worse. u'd start noticing symptoms that'd probably secondary developments of other things, stay put, try that home kit stuff u bought, or better still try confiding in someone and takin a test in a clinic far enuf from where u stay sha :oO!!!!!!!!!!!!! cos that limits tha possibilities of ur peeps gettin to know ehn? , and try stayin off tha "chocolat" till u ready for it, u sound like a good one, stay that way and let lover boy zip up too,

best regards

yep, those guys are making an insane amount of money off innocent 9gerians wanting in on on the UK action, but what can u do, when the irony of it all is that tha folks who are fake get given visas and sincere guys lose out, i've seen as many as 12 cases like that, guys with faked statemens of accounts, trumped up accounting papers, invoices and business papers of companies backed up with tax papers, stage-managed marriage pictures and faked local govt registry certificates, "arrangee" uncles/aunts and next of kins in the UK to issue letters of Invitation to them, the whole woxs, they are partially encouraging corruption in the 9ja system, which aint fair at all


and the Refusal reasons often stated by Entry Clearance OfficerS?!!!! Lawd, it'll make u wish u could see those blokes face to face and tell them where to shove their points, its all lies, often all lies, they almost presume to be God over ur fate, are they not, come and see the way we prayed and prayed then? 4what? VISA of course, not becos we were that crazy and desperate initially but because as the process wore on and we thought of what we'd spent, it was inconcievable that we be refused,

u fit blame them?, is it not the system that's creating the pains that people are running away from?

sumtin like Robin Hood ? of Ajegunle

you are a thief, ole desist accept Jesus in to ur life or have EFCC hot on ur heels and buggin ur ar**se,

ps: u got issues man, and this aint personal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

true man, which kind thread be this, after all aint guys supposed to have better things doing and saying, anyway, dont wanna get shot but i think its fairly even, some guys smell so rank even a skunk'll smell them and run from a mile off while guys generally have issues with tidiness, plates in da sink, dirty socks hidden here and there, loaded closets etc and other house cleaning wahala, in short they have the whole place smelling like a sewage pit in no time, ran a girls hostel for 5 years once so i know and initially had to switch to girls-only and stopped taking boys after the 2 years in tha biz so i've seen soemthing of both worlds ,

hey, how much does C-Band VSAT EQ go for in 9ija now, i mean, fairly competitive pricing

haba, bank jobs as far as the blokes tell are the very best for now save for being self-employed in some juicy sector, charly, e be like say na becos u never snag one that's why u're all uptight about it,

N.O. as in NO!

Whoever gave u such ideas, lemme guess, Hollywood right? Nah, that's fake, Bible says "it's appointed unto man once to die, after that judgement, " not "transformation to angelic nature".

take care and (go easy on the movies )

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enolase, all well said, there could be openings for you once you're through wiv your degree programme but that's another kettle of fish entirely. nobody should ever get it in to their heads that they're going to come to this country and be able to "live happily ever after forever and ever", No!

personally, i have this pet idea that the entire system here is rigged to remind you that u're not back home in nigeria and u best get back there, Its really funny that guys in 9ja think u're trying to gate 'em when u tell 'em the odds but i think its best that everybody should take their chances the way it comes to them