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@20Pound
/many ladies will comment on this thread with phones bought with aristo money/

CLASSIC, but a real low-blow. Guy, ur bada.ss

@BluIvy:
U naughty fruitcake!
don't let da boiz eat u raw out here!!

sheeeez!
quit it wiv all tha cussin &b!tchin already.
OP, starting off ur post all wild getting folks worked up like piranhas glimpsing nakkid a.rses dangling over da water.

Honey, its just always been the anthroplogically normative status quo of the Gents to be seen as the head nigghas of the crib while da ladies have always had tha duties of home-making etc except for groups like da Amazons (damn, those were som awesomely fine b!tch.es except they were more apt to off u, cut ur d.ick off or roast it and eat it rather than actually git down& blow u, mind ya. Anyways, u oughtta look dat up OP, when ur temper's sufficiently cooled).

its our generational burden, more than squabbling over headship, d!.ckship, buttship (in ur case for ur awful articulation manners), TO ENSURE THAT WOMEN ALL OVER THA WORLD ARE TREATED WIV DIGNITY, RESPECT & EMPOWERED for the bootyful, wonderful entities they are!

No arguing that men are often hammers; and to hammers, everything looks like nails but stop dissing men and generalizing olike ur doing, its all off!

hey Jo, gr8 job. Could u pls post current download linx. 4shared's kinda outlawed all the old ones, thx.

wow, this is great! just stumbling on it right and just cant stop wanting more, the Lord bless ur heart for posting all these good good sturvs, thank so much!

@sammy-youngs...
U loonie...

@kayswag
OP aint wrong at all!
Stayed in Abj for 2.5yrs straight up b4 gittin' outta Naij and still checkn in every other yr or so since '08, i realize its an absolute fact &having being a bit into all those FCDA/AMAC property runz then, i can understand why its unfairly but logically so.

Kamex said da word, cost of getting da plots + cost of building da structures all combined to paint a sorry of seriously unfair distribution of wealth in twisted parody of capitalism gone wrong, mehn!

I left Abj on 31st, got in 18th, drove around trying to hook some deals (who wouldn't, Naira's incredibly easy to make in Abj if u knw where to luk); stuff i assured folks i'd be able to 'secure' fi dem in Naij; a 2000sq/m C of O here, anova 50acres there mass housing etc etc so i saw enuf for meself. Its mostly as OP says it is. Wasn't in many areas but saw enuf of Apo, Gwarimpa, kubwa (lukn for Karsana 40hects) and all those empty estates, efab, tradesmore etc even zone c - e of d Legislative quarters side. Man, i rily dunt know what kinda events gonna cause da shift or redistribution of wealth in Naij; u jst kip workn hard/smart n prayin, i guess.

@chaleee
whch law says dat
zounds like ;Dpimp jive to me

I guess da plan's to have guys chowing on akpu, garri &stuff, right?

Typical plebe mentality. Dudes can't read btw da lines. Guy's a freakin' genius. U nid fellas like him working ur sh!t but u happy his arsse is gittin lockd in jail. Wiv all ur freakin screwups on ur nigcomsats etc, y'all shuld be fixing 2get gees like dat serving community service on dem things but b!tches be like 'lock his arsse up' &mosta y'all caint do da shyt he can, whew, talk 'bout retarded?! Not saying da man's right in doing piracy/scam signals n stuff but what's wiv da chickenhead glee abt some misguided 9ja smartie gettin clammed up by some muthafckn Southie multinational on ur own soil...?

anoda deathwish mugun bites the dust.
reflects the weak state of so many unproductive minds the dysfunctional system is helping to create.
the word goes that he was jobless for so many years, now he gets a regular with a good boss and all he can do is die after a brief stint, mugun!

Yeah, thnk da gud Lawd ur not Nigerian but damn gurl, lissen to kambo, fubby &wacky; chuck da dude outta ur life befo u fin im in yo bed. Stop being so vulnerable; assert urself, go all diva on him b4 guilt &naivety takes u down else he'd be da one making a touchdown on ur booty. U sound sincere in some odd clean way like dat but we aint in no more in dem Jane Austen climes &tymes wiv all their starched collars, gallantry &nobility. Try making som new friends, look fer activ service/joint interest groups an join up cos u do need company, u do need to unwind bt close 'em options tht cld make u stray into his space.

Aint nuffin hard abt 'em except da casing as i found out in my service year 9aij-side. Thank God say dem no kill me for ba shiga hous in my less discreet moments. But, even here too d experience's da same. When u reach out to da woman in her &u get d girl in there to play with ya, trust ya, lean on ya all tripped, dey give it up in no time but always a hardfall for 'em, dats part of y i quit da game.

c'mon man, u can't be serious
whats with da heavy hype abt BB? in Naij?
if all u got's BB, ur missin' out!

&how do ya work it? hell, u can play hopscotch all day on da keys till yo legz give out; but that's one swag gadget esp. if blinged out rite

mofo caught da clap
eyeballs twitchin;
dick hangin itchin'
l'ill snort o' powder won't able ta help u now..."

let's see if it'll stick
for all those reppin him &prayin d love-vendor's release, pray hARDER~

a land of cowards blaming foolhardy leaders for wastin what can be procured once lost...a pity indeed!

maybe ya oughtta revise ur gun laws, git out there &maim those motha4kaz a la French Revolution style!

cos honestly, i dunt c whot all da cyber-rants doin' 4ya!

Can his arss

i guess ur so into dis girl, u don't wanna let her go even against the tons of wise advice u're getting free here. well, no problemo, that's the way tha heart goes, u wait, u hustle, u pray, u hope against hope...don't worry i believe God's gat yo back.

1. u eff'd up by doin' dat interview, whether u knew or not, they moved u onto their own turf...so de gat home advantage on you now

2. money's involved, sex [emotions] ar involved, power's involved, the friggin' forkers [family] ar involved, sentiments hav bn whipped up & dey're all stacked up against you.

3. so far, all i've heard ar authority figures &power struggles on her side dictating to you da effing pace to you...&dat's nat good. i'm guess dis drama's on in Naij, right? Aint she gat a pastor? an elder or some other authority figur' u can drag her to? somebody who can shine some light on the f'ckd-up tryst y'all got urselves entwined in? cos she's f'cking u so hard wiv her own authority figures now and dey're bout ta can u, brovah, dey're bout ta can yo ahss if u don't turn da tables.

4. u lov da girl, u feelin' da vibes so hard u wanna fight fo da love...its all good but don't let som fool call Domino stacks a crib for ya...its gonna come crashing down. I guarantee u won't be past your 3rd month b4 u start havn issues and she wants ta run 2him for counsel. Don't believe all da love-soap de sellin' ur ahss now...when u get in...da grinding starts AND that time, she'd go moody to work afta an arguement wiv ya @home &guess who'd be there to 'comfort' her...big daddy!

5. fer him to be tellin' u she a virgin for a fact...de've prolly fooled around [at least]. Aint tryna scare u but a betcha done it with her too...all that laying btw her legs and makin' her cum jus' by dry-humpin her...he's prolly done dat and she's prolly just workd up enuf Will to stop him dicking her with da V-Card! No problem...she's was a gud naughty girl but tha bad news 4 u is men aint built that way...there's no pretty-arssd fine gal u git dat far with that u don't wanna go all da way with!! And if u do stop, maybe cos of some little shred of decency not to pop her cherries on such flimsy grounds or on her own request...nigga, when da light's are on and u find urself working with her day in, day out, man, somtimes u feel da itch in ur groin because u aint consummated it yet. NOW, da question is do u want ur MRS running around with a man wiv dat much a hold on her and with dat much history on her. Its nothin' here homie but in Naij where y'all hung up abt prostratin' and genuflectin' it's gonna be a big issue fer ya, soldier!

6. I guess u nid 2luk around her and scope wht game-changers u can deploy. Do ur recon and do it well! if its a game ya gotta play ta git da woman of ur dreams, then, by all means, GAME-ON!
Da rich dude boss-guy's obviously ur king, her momma's da queen, her dad's prolly a knight, her brovahs/kid-sis castles with all otherz like her emotions, her past history wiv da boss guy, da current biznez, da future Empire dreams of biznez growth, her comfort/style, her consentin' friends etc all forming da ranks....U got things in yo favor too...y'all just to perplexd to notice them right now...even if dis chiq into you jus' as her fool but u want her fer keeps, starting out wiv jus' her feelings as a weapon, u can play for mor and more leverage till ur even. because dey playing u, i bet, no brovah of hers could go in fer that kinda arrangement &de momma wld open her eyes and watch herself git f'kd all anal like/ like dat!

7. then, work for a re-arrangement of her schedule, time etc so dat she can stop working directly with da boss like dat...break da closeness however u can! don't tryna hint his wife he's doin' ur girl, nope, that'd jus spoil things fer her &u in a very messy way...u aint in dis 2ruin yo girl...jus' to save her Van-Damme style! So, work for that.

8. [now dis might work or not, so i won't wanna own dis one when d poop hits da vents]
but, in naij, u mos gonna want church weddin on da long run, right? So, its time ta make yo peace wiv Jesus.
Head on 2church, both urs &hers, attend services, a few progs and git yo most &her most respectd pastors [mix-em up, both male &female and all old-enuf to hand down some counsel/law] then...BAM, pick a fight..cause a fight or somfin like dat...work it but don't own it...make sure u nat to blame...then work fer settlement...bring 'em in, go on knees, go all on 'bout how u wanna swim seas fer her but she stabbin' yo heart...work dat stage...bring up issues and let all der other 3rd-party opinions come flooding in! Dat shld install a RESET Button somewhere up her brain. OR at least, it'd be a point of future ref & a score fer u.

meanwhile, do all ur bes' ta make her fall more and more, deeper &deeper in lov with u...find her buttons & work 'em till she cums [emotionally fer u, i mean]; kip workin' yer magic, work her into a frenzy....d way i see it...she's still 50-50 fer such flimsiness to be puttin you all offbase wiv her; no, no, no, no! we know how gyals in love behave..she's still negotiating feelings and u a pawn...a manageable, loveable, timberlake &she's ur janet, u need to man up, flip modes &switch tables. i cld jus' waltz in there, make a big impression &offload her off u...is dat what we want? NO! But, she's still a house-on-da-sand to u...do ur best to anchor her in brov...dey're braining up on u, u do da same and change ur game, play her right into your arms!
God help ya brov...don't let it get to u...do ur course thing whteva, &head on bac' to Naij &git ur girl off dat creepy sack o' crap she calls her pardner.

...Btw...getting anoda girl's always an option if u can stick with it.

@Alakori
U're perfectly right
Bitchslap da ho; weight 4her 2come around when yo man aint home [cos i suspect he so gay he acting like a dickless fool]; wait fo him to be out, then pick a fight &beat up tha biatch so bad she walk with a limp...that'd teach tha thievin ho
ahm sorry, cali chiqs aint big on therapy, if it was here, that bitch's ahss'd be fried!

y'all guys should just relax &hear urselves out...
1. the fact that ur leaders treat u like fuk don't mean deliberate denigration of ur folks should be encouraged or ignored. that'd be suicidal. Internal Labour Union activities shld be encouraged and strengthened in all these companies owned by Indians etc &indeed in all corporate organizations in nigeria so folks don't get to resume work in some slave pen only to be dissed and still have no avenues for redress (now i knows y'all gonn' holla but we know wht som of y'all bitchass fools git up to here when ur visa expires &y'all dont wanna go back to kuvuki-land, so chill).
A working man's gotta have rights, ask yourselves, do you really have rights? are da courts open to u? how many of these civil/labor rights violations will get a fair hearing even if u payin in Nigeria when in out here, ACLU picks up da tabs through Pro Bono counsels? so b4 u git @one anovaz throats defendin foreigners/foreign investments, check da basis of their operations regardless of whether ur leaders gave them free hand to treat u like dirt...if de fine, leave dem be, if not, check them d fuk out!

2. no country can survive without Int'l Trade and those towelheads, those Paki's, da Jews, Lebanese, Turks & Chinks you see runnin' around yo country...that's part of how your GDP gets tallied: GET USED TO IT!

3. Get ur congress accountable. in every county, ensure u vote niggas dats gonna rep y'all, niggaz who gonn look those putos in de yellow eyes and tel 'em how to git down n suck it. Not those ur frocked fools runnin around dicking down busty college coeds wid yo public funds while all of y'alls just sitting around yapping...that aint gonna work.

4. define and make legislations regulating all aspects of da operations of those kinda investor niggas and biznesses so they dont contribute to CAPITAL FLIGHT, LAUNDERING etc. do ur stakeholder's pacts and let 'em stick so this nigghas don't end up owning you in tha next 50 years or less cos half ur work force (public servants) are busy marking time in unproductive routines, ur manufacturing sector is dying, local/indigenous participation's thinnin out, the best of your mega-corps are being funded by foreign alliances while ur ruling class fools run here like Hot toads hiding ur dough in every ho' they can find...lissen up, dudes, it don't take a lotta dollars to buy up a whole lotta Naira &a lotta those dollars have been findin de way into your economy lately cos u wasting what u gat and borrowing to live!

wake up &SMELL DA PUCCY folks, if u don't manage all dis well, u mos' def ar gonna git fukd 30yrs down d line max (&dats a fact! )

good job man, kip it comin'. gonna cop dis for my kids african history talks

illiterate low-IQ soldiers, abusive policemen with criminalistic tendencies and all other deepraved sin-city type weirdos flourish in Nigeria because folks aint legalized to bear arms; they should just thank their stars, the moda4kaz. they shoulda come over to US and get their frigging cherries popped, thank God for you though, bro!

faroukgate ko? faroukgate ni!

trust nigerians, just the mere mention and thot of that kind of money is giving some folks a financial hard-on!

u just wanna know, abi?

go ask the SSS!

yeah! the guy seems to be on point in fact i saw d original post and cautioned him a bit immediately! if u read enuf Dale Brown or you really cool flight-sim, naval or war-games on ps3, u cld go off ranting like that...but I PERSONALLY PHINK WE'VE GOT WINNER HERE!

YEP, DIS BOY KNOWS HIS SHYTE &dats good, cos i'll be ur Doctor Doom!

SO, the point is...sTOP THE FRIGGING RANTING AND BLOW THE BLOODY LOT OF THEM TO HELL &BACK!

NIGERIAN ARE TIRED OF THESE 2FACED LYING BLOODSUCKAZ &IF UR UNCLES ONE OF THEM OR u happened to be getting balled by one of them, am sorry but they gotta go!

Going nuclear, using ICBM's, purifying weapons grade plutonium, weaponizing warheads are all serious issues...u don't need sensationalizing urself in the press...blow them to kingdom come and back first! then, we'll HAIL you!

na d levels be dat!

after all, aren't most people hiding, in anonymity, behind screen names, facades, keypads and pc-screens to vent the little frustrations they have and talk shyte on NL like they got guts?

they are now?! they are?!

so, guy, if u can really pull this ish off, the ff-ing going ahead &do it and don't alert anybody to your efforts because black brova's watching U!

don't go blabbing off and let'em trace ur IP and clone ur ish and then abdulmutallab you....

d first bleeping geezer to think straight and u wanna go blab and git caught, ur all on ur own, niggha!