₦airaland Forum

billyG:
U want 2 shoot Alimodu Sherriif?

what I said was a figurative expression.

Mujaheeeden:
Are u on heat


Why not strap a bomb and do the needful so that you can get 24 virgins in Paradise

kai walahi, u bad #lol
Na 72virgins, Na so aboki dem dey like troll Southern girls, but if Na dem own dem go begin form Haram.

whirlwind7:


Much as I commend her, its wrong of her to undertake such risk without wearing protective gear.

What sort of society do we live in??
Tinkering with electrical cables without gloves? Haba!

As in eeeh!
We, Africans re too careless, we don't take precautions, probably after studying safety workshops measures/principles in our introductory technology /engineering classes , we discard them as trash. So pathetic.

hmmmmm.....
Connived with doctor to remove your womb?,
When was that?
After you might hv finished giving birth?
Wasn't it an agreed family planning adopted by two of u?
You gave birth to daughters?,
You re likely to hv grand children from ur daughters by nw after 33yrs?
And you re nw 55yrs..... probably heading to menopause?
My inferences: I saw an African man desperately looking for a male child.
I also saw an African woman that doesn't want another woman to share the wealth or probably take over the wealth of her husband, and she appears frustrated and desperate.
The man should accommodate her and still marry another woman if he insists, it z not her fault for not giving birth to a male child.
Our African men treat women like shit if they were unable to give birth to a male child, as if it were their fault.

How do people get to hookup in the North.
Because, most of the girls of marriage age stays indoors, if not bc of school, u wouldn't have been able to see any girl in the streets.
Except around 7:00pm, some will be peeping out.... sorry sneaking out.
Wedding ceremony takes place only in the night.
But among the elites, it takes place in the day.
Seems their marriages is either within the neighborhood or arranged.

As a man, to save urself, stop investing much money and emotion in a relationship, except marriage hv been consummated.
Also learn to hv more than one girlfriend, it helps.
To avoid going on low~key, when she forms Kim Kardashian .

Some people do get initiated into cultism to boost their self esteem, but end up undermining it, some do indulge in it to get security but end up getting more insecure.
Cultism z for the cowards, indecisive persons and Criminal Minds.

Nawa o, very tragic.
I suggest Southern Kaduna people should strive to live like Spartans in order to defend themselves against all these blood thirsty savages/extremist.
The government is only good in sending condolences.
If they wage jihad, counter it with crusade.

So where are the casualties on the Boko Haram side?, where are the remaining Chibok girls? where z Shekau?

These two people above who hv taken over the thread, Maka why? Why Una dey fight each other like Iraq and Iran?

billyG:
what u are comtemplating will lead 2 mass genocide rwanda's will b a child play.

I detest killing and war so much brother because it hv a grave consequences like that of Rwanda u highlighted, just take a look at a fine city like Aleppo turned into a ruins within few years of fighting with scores losing their lives.
But in a case were some savages feel they can kill with impunity by shouting "Allah Akbar" to justify the killings, you hv no option that to defend urself.

I am serving in the North, I interviewed some of my students[females] concerning their choice of marriage, they told me that it z the will of their father that surpasses theirs, that they don't have any choice if their father says otherwise.
And one funny thing z that, so many of them are really obsessed with getting married.
As early as 5yrs the girls hv started adoring their own beauty, decorating their hands and legs with ornaments and heavy facial makeups.
The Islamic Society z a very conservative one and women are indoctrinated to believe that they are object of sex n procreations.

billyG:
And blow yasef up abi?

No o! I am not fucking suicidal! I mean "Shot the Sheriff".

I strongly condemn this in strong terms, common chicken that z not worth more than 2k.
They would hv cautioned her sternly and leave her, poor girl.
Crude, primitive, archaic, barbaric and uncivilized set of peoples.

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It was an emotional scene in Yola, Adamawa State, on Thursday, as the recently released 21 Chibok girls stopped over, on their way home for Christmas and New Year celebrations.
The girls, released in October, were abducted alongside over 200 others in April 2014.
They were escorted to Yola by operatives of the State Security Service, and the military.
The Adamawa State governor, Bindo Jibrilla, said the girls’ reunion with their families was an event many prayed for.
“For me, it is a rare opportunity to see you in Adamawa healthy and sound, we are grateful to almighty Allah and also commend the present administration for the efforts in fighting insurgency,” the governor said.
“Let’s all join hands and pray for the rescue of the remaining students and all those who had been abducted by the Boko Haram,’’ urges Bindow.
Yakubu Nkike, chairman of Chibok girls parents association, said, “We are overwhelmed with joy that our girls have been found alive. I cannot talk more because we are on our way to home”.
Speaking about their experiences, Asabe Modu, one of the released girls, said while in captivity, they went for days without food.
“I narrowly escaped bomb blast in the forest. I never knew there would be a day like this that I will meet with my parents and relations again. I will give thanks to God,” she said, as she pleaded for prayers for those still in captivity.
Source:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/218825-photo-news-released-chibok-girls-travel-home-christmas.html

prettyboi1989:
its gud u even mentiond places av been to, u even missed out isu, the only good thing i observed in many of those place is good roads asides that the people there are living below average. it took them forever to do the afikpo-abakaliki road thats always raining red dust on motorists. i guess they myt av finishd d road by now. i also observed many of those places dont even have electricity, some areas have poles but no wires on them.

what you said z true concerning some people living below avg, but the AKL~Afikpo rd hv been completed more than 2yrs ago, Ebonyi z really developing at its own pace, it seems it hv been long u visited the State last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsXDF_5Mv6s

It was an emotional scene in Yola, Adamawa State, on Thursday, as the recently released 21 Chibok girls stopped over, on their way home for Christmas and New Year celebrations.

The girls, released in October, were abducted alongside over 200 others in April 2014.

They were escorted to Yola by operatives of the State Security Service, and the military.

The Adamawa State governor, Bindo Jibrilla, said the girls’ reunion with their families was an event many prayed for.

“For me, it is a rare opportunity to see you in Adamawa healthy and sound, we are grateful to almighty Allah and also commend the present administration for the efforts in fighting insurgency,” the governor said.

“Let’s all join hands and pray for the rescue of the remaining students and all those who had been abducted by the Boko Haram,’’ urges Bindow.

Yakubu Nkike, chairman of Chibok girls parents association, said, “We are overwhelmed with joy that our girls have been found alive. I cannot talk more because we are on our way to home”.

Speaking about their experiences, Asabe Modu, one of the released girls, said while in captivity, they went for days without food.

“I narrowly escaped bomb blast in the forest. I never knew there would be a day like this that I will meet with my parents and relations again. I will give thanks to God,” she said, as she pleaded for prayers for those still in captivity.

Source:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/218825-photo-news-released-chibok-girls-travel-home-christmas.html

Lovelynature:
but Ebonyians speak different dialects. They don't even understand themselves. Only one or two dialects are slightly intelligible among them

We understand each other up to 80%, we re also the only Igbo speaking people that hv the advantage of understanding all other Igbo dialects up to 80% being it Anambra, Enugu, Abia and Imo.
Though the Ebonyi South languages [Afikpo, Akaeze, Edda ] re more related to each other, and they re also relate to their Abia state neighbours like[ Ohafia, Bende] dialects
while Ebonyi North/Central languages[Ikwo, Ezza, Izzi, Ngbo, Nkalagu /Ezzilo re more related to each other and also related to their Enugu neighbours[ Nsukka and Eha~Amufu] dialects.
And Ohaozara / Onicha Igbo~Eze dialects relates to that of Nkanu in Enugu state.

prettyboi1989:
imo, anambra n co

What makes you central Igbo, is it by geographical location or ur language,
For ur information, the Igbo~Izugbe [central Igbo] was adapted from Isu[ In Imo state] and Umuahia [in Abia state] dialects in 1961 by a team of Igbo language scholars bc both dialects were widely understood by all Igbos.
Though Some Anambra Igbo relates a bit, but they do change accents of the central Igbo like replacing "h"with "f" , replacing "r" with "l" etc
for e.g They pronounce ife instead of ihe ,mmili instead of mmiri, etc
Some of them do pronounce bread=blead , director=dilector, main road =main load.
#No offence meant, just trying to emphasize.

prettyboi1989:
but ebonyi is one poor state sha o except afikpo and abakaliki, the other cities there are in a sorry state

who u epp?
U see ur life? which one be the other cities?.
And if I may ask you, which of these towns is/are in a sorry state: Onueke, Nkalagu, Ikwo, Amasiri, Akaeze, Ishiagu, Uburu, Onicha Igbo~Eze, Okposi, Ezzamgbo, Iboko, Ezzilo, Aba~Omege ?

JonSnow:
You obviously have not been to any of these places before.

Meaning?

Lagos State is a mini Nigeria that z far advanced than the major Nigeria.
Imagine the alacrity LASTMA, RRS, responds to emergencies as if we are in Beijing, California, Washington etc.
I am impressed, more power to Lagos State .
Dear Lord, I don't want to hear tragic news this festive season, Pls guide and protect us with your Angels through Christ Jesus... amen.

Yyeske:
So make we clap hand because the mother of an eediot come market? He will be hanged soon, I've told you. A liar, deceiver,, may God punish him and those who support him. He'll die right there and you may die with him if you continue

And what if God revises all these your prayers in the nearest future? were you not surprised at the emergence of Donald Trump as an American president after all the predictions, surveys and online polls favoured Hillary Clinton?.
KANU's case is a very sensitive one my dear....about killing/hanging him...itz easier said than done.
#NeverSayNever.

AntiWailer:
The best thing is to avoid cash as much as possible.

Queue in front of atm is crazy.

Options.


1. Transfer to beneficiary.

2. Use POS when you have the opportunity. Eatery, filling station etc.

3. Buy airtime with USSD. *707, *909 etc

4. Pay you bills with mobile app or USSD.

I guess the banks re deliberately frustrating the ATM services in order to press Customers to embrace mobile/online banking, bc without that measure, we will always go to ATMs, even banking halls.
#MobileBankingSurePass.

Obasanjo z really turning into a Saint all these while, Thank you for ur Preachings and love for peace and religious tolerance.
Some bigots that disguised as leaders should emulate from U.
Long live, Baba Iyabo .

EternalTruths:
Another Turkey Russia ambassadorial madness for don happen that day

" Remember Aleppo
Remember Syria."

Boys are no longer smiling again

Anger plenty yanful for ground

Fulani herdsmen terrorism they affect farmers

Soldiers dey flex muscle against peaceful protesters

All because of Buhari

Buhari want come talk yeye security summit when him never tell soldiers to fire those people him call Libyans (Fulani herdsmen) wey dey disturb our farmers

" Remember Biafra
Remember Fulani herdsmen terrorism "

Go don open a new chapter that day

Alas Buhari come confirm say him no want 72 virgins but the luxury of Aso Rock and Aisha puny are enough for him.

They thought that they are the only people that hv the monopoly of killing after chanting "Allah Akbar".
maybe we will start chanting "Chukwu~Okike Abhiama "

This is like the story TB Joshua told his congregants after his prophesy failed, Baba we knew u re human that hv blood running in ur veins, so nothing bad if u were gripped by fear. Meanwhile, Buhari hv bitten more than he can chew, setting everything/system on fire.
Maybe, he wants to break Guinness record of the only Nigerian president/Head of state to have the highest number of enemy within.
He z busy making peace with other countries, but he can't make peace in his own party and country, very pathetic!

Ratebuster:
I do go for
1. Lagos . Lagos contributes much news because of its commercial and demographic factors .
2. Rivers this may stem from political activities, (APC desperation to control the State) Amaechi and Wike showdown since 2016.
3.Ekiti not because of its size or importance but the governor Mr Ayodele Peter Fayose who has been critical of buhari's administration and is widely regarded as the only opposition in Nigeria
4. Anambra arguably Gov.Willie Obiano is not doing bad but he media oriented.Economic factors and biafran agitation (ipob)
5. Ogun state . it's closeness to Lagos, fetish lifestyle and cultism generate much news
6.kaduna southern kaduna killing ,Shiites , demolition saga and political activities
7. Imo state . Okorocha's media works, owing of salaries and pensions, demonstrations, and political activities

U re a good analyst,
3 gbosa for u. ur head dey dia.

Haba!, Rivers, you are too civilized for all these political tussles.
You are supposed to be a role model to many other states.
Unite together and do ur legislative and administrative works for the common good of people of Rivers State.
Be civilized for once Biko.

Some people are power drunk Sha, instead of handing over amicable after being in power for more than 20yrs, he rather choose to form Gaddafi.
Very stubborn and arrogant behaviour, even after conceding and accepting defeat.
Maybe he wants to end shamefully like Gaddafi.

Similar incident happened in Turkey 2days ago when a police officer sympathetic to the Syrian Rebels shot a Russian envoy to Turkey dead after chanting Allah Akbar. So pathetic .