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Reekadict04:
IT IS OFFICIALLY MASSIVE!

Is this still NOUN Abuja

Heard that test was rubbish, as some of the questions were repeated over and over again

The owner should sue PHCN

Me I no get problem with the booobss, it's not her fault.
But it is her fault to wear something inappropriate. Like we don't want to why you have flat booobss, how they became flat and how you feel about them

Have they forgotten so soon that they performed a great miracle to put Nigeria in this condition.
We expect them to perform that same miracle and turn things around, not to be referring us to God.
God did not make dollar to naira 350 in less than a year. They had better change it back in also less than a year.
After all during the campaign, NO body said anything about Nigeria needing MIRACLE

PunkyV:
Not necessarily but maybe the girl you met was into Astrology, like I am.

It may sound like rubbish to some, but Astrology fans take that kind of stuff seriously. We just know who we click or don't click with, Astrologically speaking.

In the Indian culture they do that too. Before a couple weds, their astro charts are drawn by an astrologer to determine compatibility, etc. Indians usually marry for life, so maybe there's something to it.

Personally, I don't date by zodiac signs, but there're those few that I've written off because I think their natives suck & are totally incompatible with me as an individual eg. Scorpio & Libra. Funny because I'm supposed to be highly compatible with both signs, but I find them insufferable in a relationship.

I think a lot plays into it though. Being astrologically compatible or incompatible doesn't matter, if both people are willing to put their differences aside & make the relationship work.

Quick question? What do you think of a Pisces & Pisces match

kendrick9:
See her big tummy.nigerians ladies forget about fitness after having a baby

She even try sef, I have see a woman who recently gave birth but still looks like she's due in 4 months

Some women be like, mhen I need to monetize my body sorry I mean blog

This is serious, so when nkechi was telling me that if I leave her she go die, she was not joking o . I better start treating her right make I no go kill person

Male checking out another man, that's some Gay sh!t right there
Useless screening for a useless job

How's it possible that such a useless thread made front page

crazymommy:
The "marriage" example is the reason why gender equality is not going to work in reality,ask me why.....the answer is the "hypocrisy" going on...the same lady that want equality in the marriage will suddenly lower her voice when it comes to issue of finance in the marriage...you start hearing "but you are the man of the house na.." Is that not hypocritical hypocrisy??when it turns to issue of money you suddenly remember he is the man..when you guys go on date you expect him to pay the bills most of the time because subconsciously you feel he is the man......in some house some of we women are even trying by contributing 40% money to the marriage,ask her to switch roles and start paying 50% while her husband pays 50%you will hear "is he not the father of the house"she will start screaming why should she pay the same with him..are you not the one that wants equality??or you think equality should be done only when it favours you??....I have said this before and I will repeat it again.."Gender equality is not our issue,the major issue is Lack of RESPECT for each other whether man or woman...if your man respects you he will not treat you less because you are a woman,he will not look down on you because you are a woman...the same way your boss will not treat you badly because you are a woman.....by the way during the PDP presidential primaries that brought GEJ in,there was a woman among those contesting,guess what?she did not get up to five votes despite having a lot of women in the party...the women were voting for the men there because there is no trust even among each other..even some women don't love and respect each other...Change should begin with us..

I stopped reading after I read the bolded, very good point. A friend of mine was denied the opportunity of going for his masters because his sister who was doing well more than his brothers refused to contribute to his education even if she could well afford it. Just because "I'm a woman, why should I be the only one to sponsor you". Sad

Blade21:
very wrong oo extra wrong I was just 20 when I met him in my final year then got married 2years after so if he had gone more for come

OK I have heard, I was right about being wrong

Blade21:
I rejected my now hubby 3times before I accepted the fourth time I just said no I can't marry you after a while he asked again I refused, the 3rd time he swore never to ask me again and he moved on we stopped talking for so long then he came back and I realised that's the only man that can make me happy in this bad world he's just perfect then I said yes the 4th time lol

Who we go ask, but if you asked me what I think about this I'd say maybe you we just desperate and didn't have others knocking at your door.
I hope I'm wrong though

Bro she is your wife now, not a washing machine

I think you have already made up your mind on what to do before typing this, but I'll try to make a little point to add before you ruin your life.

Believe it or not, once a parent starts saying things like "your fiancee is not a graduate, not from a rich home or not an engineer" that is the time to call their Bluff.

How do I know this, I have a cousin who wanted to marry an "Osu" (I don't know if I spelled that right). His dad told him he will disown him, bla bla bla. This guy went ahead and guess what happened.
The dad still managed to to attend the weeding, then the guy traveled overseas with his wife and later invited the dad and he stayed in their house.

Eventually when the man died, this his son he almost disown gave him a befitting burial.

Take what you can from this

That AS5 is not big, it's just digitally remastered using Photoshop

A friend who was a victim of this one chance thing told me what saved him.
First he has this account from diamond bank called HIDE account, the account has a high interest rate but no access to to a debit card.
He then has his main account where he receives all his money into, like salary and all, ones the money in the main account gets to a certain amount, he transfers the excess to the HIDE account.
So when he entered the one chance, they could not bleed him dry because of the way he set up his account.

Vickyydera:
A man that truly loves you will do anything to please you, he will even spend a fortune on you.
I will advise you to stop spending on him, stop showing him you have money or pay his bills cos if you do he will be reluctant to buy you gifts and take care of your financial needs.

Remind me again, does your father do anything to please you .
Even God who loves you infinity will not do every thing you ask of Him in prayer

What's it with that grammar
"I'm tell I'm bathroom"
Wonder if it's Gay talk

The kind of man that dates you - no offense

Na person mama be that o

There's obviously something you not doing right . And she rather do the needful to make up by self service.
So this is what you need to do.
Take a course on pre intimacy.
Learn to service her real good, you got three tools for crying out loud.
1. Your d!ck
2. Your mouth
3. Your our fingers

I know that bea, she come do rag day for my area

The problem with Nigeria is not bad economy or lack of money. The problem with Nigeria is the bad mentality we have of not believing in ourselves.
Imagine a president like Mr Buhari, going on national television and saying "I'm going to UK to rest and treat ear infection" so in the whole of Nigeria, there's no place to rest again, abi
For the love of God, in America when the president wants to take his leave he goes to Camp David in Maryland, USA. He doesn't go to Kenya or Dubai .

When he needs medical treatment, he remains in USA. How can something as small as an ear infection be used as an excuse. It's quite shameful if you ask me .
A typical American will buy an iPhone or any other Apple product regardless of the cost just to be patriotic .

And until we rid ourselves of too much unnecessary dependence on the outside world and focus on buy Nigeria to grow the Naira, we are going nowhere

The problem with Nigeria is not bad economy or lack of money. (as you can see we can afford good cars)
The problem with Nigeria is the bad mentality we have of not believe in ourselves.
Imagine a president like Mr Buhari, going on national television and saying "I'm going to UK to rest and treat ear infection" so in the whole of Nigeria, there's no place to rest again, abi
For the love of God, in America when the president wants to take his leave he goes to Camp David in Maryland, USA. He doesn't go to Kenya or Dubai.

When he needs medical treatment, he remains in USA. How can something as small as an ear infection be used as an excuse. It's quite shameful if you ask me.
A typical American will buy an iPhone or any other Apple regardless of the cost just to be patriotic.

Now we have a motor industry in Nigeria but we can't even try to show some patriotism, especially now that our economy needs it.

doyinisaac:
Did u just say he inherited worst economy in american history and turned America around??pls u can make your point without adding political or sentimental lies....even though I currently dislike the way buhari is ruling this country that does not mean I should become a dishonest person just to throw shades at the president...Do you Even watch CNN at all??if you do u won't be saying the crap u are saying...ask your people living in america about Obama turning america around and here what the honest ones have to say...

I can see you have a "selective listening" problem (meaning you only see what you want to see.

I said one of the worst, haba read my write up again

Mr Buhari is not a president

A true president will not sell out his own country just to score cheap points. Googles former CEO was caught using an iPhone 6 but when asked about it he said he still loves and prefers to use his Samsung Galaxy S6. Now that is a president or a leader.

Mr Obama inherited one of the worst economy in American history, he didn't go around blaming the previous administration, instead he got to work and turned America around. Now that is a president.

I rest my case

Instead of ND Avengers to figure out how to fight the useless Fulani herdsmen and Boko haram, they are busy blowing up pipeline in their communities. SMH

Nigeria is so so FANTASTICALLY corrupt, that Mr Buhari can not trust ordinary ear infection in the hands of its doctors.

jovialSoul001:
am I d only one smelling old pus*y here don't know what's appening its so stinking where is that boy wizkid sef

Leave Linda puna alone o! That smelling pus5y joke is getting old naw. I bet if she gave you to chop, you go chop well clean mouth

Hi all,
A friend of mine just asked me this on WhatsApp and I don't know what to advise him.
"hi bro, I'm thinking of going to Canada for a 5 month certification course. After the course do you think with my BSc degree from Nigeria, IELTS and 1 year work experience I will qualify for PR? If not, what will be my other options?"

He's 31 and single. Please help me help a brother out, thanks.