₦airaland Forum

Plz, is nigeria a country on earth?

Coz you will read sm tinz dt are like crazily out of dz world... What has tears got to do wit budget approval coz ayam nt xstanding all d political nollywood

Lol

When they decide to force you into marriage, you improvise on ur wedding day.... Perfect strategy

Lol... Let twitter be getting ready to make mockery of Ronaldo the GOAt

Madrid 2 goals down

This man can be just dumb.... He will even sell out his country with his stupid tweets... IQ deficient

No fit scare me... Germs is everywhere

donstan18:
You didn't sanctify the sex you had with that lady.

You should have prayed before sex, we should always remember to call God in every enjoyment we do, for he is our provider.

Always pray before sex by saying.

Bless us oh Lord, and bless this our gift, which we are about to receive and enjoy, out of your bounty and goodness, through christ our lord. Amen!

Be like say devil dey use you, ehn

Infact, it is da Lecture title sef dey hinder Nigeria from growing...

See grammar everywia jus coz he wants to tell parents to train their children

Bishop, easy

D kind of witches doing African leaders ehnn.... Na frm the 11th dark cloud

And he don commission big priject for hin eye nw oo

cyndy1000:
Twins are so adorable God bless me with them.

You beta pray for a good husband with money first

But is it you people's butt he is pressing ni?

If d mother or aunt, or sugar mummy wey geh d yansh is cool with d pressing, hw e take dey itch una for body, ehn

Una no fit look smtin comor eye for internet...

O sha ma ja yin lara je ni Shioor

Every preacher is always quick to identify one sin or the other.

I wonder who will get to heaven at the end sef

Escodeb:
When we still have a functioning country, it took roughly a year to construct this massive bridge. But it will take YEARS to construct something similar in this generation.


Which way Nigeria?

Broad way

Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Love dis dudes' responses

Dey don approve $1billion dollars dey want to loot thru fake arms deal again all coz of election.

Injured soldiers beta shout well

Bad business. Hold Buhari responsible for the loss.

Buhari has no economic policy really helping businesses which indirectly is affecting the labour force, and d masses in general.

For ye buhari fans, its ok to kiss my ass

Trouble in paradise.

Na so marriage trouble dey start.

You say u want to geh married, u got married in a church with people dancing, clapping, cheering you. You cut cake for reception, with ur guests celebrating you, took photos with diffrnt groups.

Now, u clamouring for court which m sure d husband wld ve bin clear about b4 the wedding proper.

The devil is bin invited already.

Some women are the architect of their marriage problems...

Most of our parents didnt even do any elaborate church wedding talkless court, yet their marriages stand the test of time.... But all d yuppy girls today will want u to even geh a loan just to plz deir frnds, relatives, and still gv u headache on top

Chai, na for mr ibu stomach brewery dey ni? ahhaaa, see reservoir

Crocky23:
When he returns Yusuf will go, and when Yusuf returns Buhari will go.
The greatest calamity to ever fall on Nigeria has been the Buhari and Abacha family.

You shld be called Prophet Dr Crocky23

Isnt that 1000 shades of corruption?

If you can lie, you are not any different....

Nothing like big thief, small thief here... All na thief

Cromcruach91:
GEJ too also defended them....and his pal Jim Nwobodo too...

Looters united.

Na dem go play Man Utd in Champions League final in Kiev

Buhari and ApC..... Dont angry me

bjayx:
A danish came here to fvck our citizen n murder her He should be hanged!

Not a good thing at all. That's the same way some Nigerians fvck other pple's lives abroad too..... Wickedness is everywhere

ERORR404:
a yaba left patient's mental state is more stable than glo network.

Chai, this is a Savage comment from YabaLeft

Kikikikiii, you re in soup already.. Hot soup....

Da guy memory dey rewind every now n then.. The devil wants to use him

Halleluyah!!!

timilehin95:
Wat should i say sef complement of d season to d couple. Dis weed is not weedy

Mk i find you gutter water? You go high well well.. Lol

Freeze should get a piece of land already...... I will be head of donations, not tithes, donations

As a Nigerian, sebi the fire don kill all the micro bacteria.....

Aboki, suya N500 o jare

DEHVEHLOP:
...and that's what made you what you are today.


lack of good parenting cum wrong schooling

I hear you... At least we not all d same. Your parents did a good job than mine. Happy now... And you attended the right school... Lol

Some persons can glorify themselves to boost their esteem... Be deceiving yasef dia, shioor

Lol... When olodos on bbnaija are gettin millions of naira.

Just like they say the reward of teachers is in heaven, i wonder where the reward of bookworms is at..

U go read so tey graduate top of ur class com dey jobless for years while d average ones dey use Beauty pageants and funny shows to earn millions.

Kilode gan na

If that lecturer tries that shit in a state or federal university with bad boiz, he should just bid his family farewell

NwaAmaikpe:



May God give you more energy to shave all their hairs.

No responsible male student carries bushy hair or dreadlocks.
I stand to be corrected.
Technically speaking; a bushy haired student is a blockhead because the hair prevents wisdom from reaching their brain.

Shame on any parent whose son has a bushy hair.

Decency and morality must be instilled by force since parents have failed in their primary responsibility of raising decent kids.
I wish this could be tagged an OPERATION SHAVE THEM ALL and extended to our churches and police roadblocks.

I hear over 60% of males in Nigeria below 32 now wear dreadlocks or overgrown hair.

Go and instil decency and morality on Boko Haram members na, abi on ur politicians, or on the area boiz close to ur house. afterall the society itself preaches morality and decency... Not only in churches and mosques

Hisband don chop hot vegetable laced with snail.... Doctor mistress, we hail