₦airaland Forum

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane Austen

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary {Life and Death}

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess

Were there no women, men might live like gods.
Thomas Dekker

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine

Anatomy is destiny.
Sigmund Freud

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert Frost {Law and Politics}

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge {Love and Hate}

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard {Vice and Virtue}

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Friedrich Nietzsche

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn {Love and Hate}

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland {Love and Hate}

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
Charles Merrill Smith

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Gloria Steinem {Success and Failure}

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
Peter Wastholm

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
Heathcote Williams



A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.