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Health / Re: Joyce Ijeoma Collapses While Breaking Guinness World Records For Longest Massage by Timagex(m): 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
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Career / Re: My Experience In The Nigerian Military Training by Timagex(m): 2:16pm On Jul 04, 2023
Lanshile:
Im also an ex commando (cdssi) odogbo
I was suppose to join the military by enrolling in NDA but my waec was really bad that year
Most of my colleagues joined then
Some went through NDA while the rest joined through recruitment
After doing my GCE Boko Haram have started dealing with the soldiers really much
I lost some close friends which made me decided not to join again
A lot of soldiers in wanted me and my set to join the military cos we later became really close to some of the soldiers but Im not joining again age isn't on my side anymore and I don't have that passion again

I'm also an ex commando at odogbo. grin. Some people joined true true, but, I as a person, wetin my eye see for command was enough. 😁

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Car Talk / Re: Is This Car Really Nissan Pathfinder 2006 Model? by Timagex(m): 10:29pm On Jul 03, 2023
slimvicky:
Please, car experts is this Nissan Pathfinder really a 2006 model and what's the best price you will advise to purchase it from the owner? Thank you and happy Sunday to you all!

Unless you are dating a filling station attendant, rrrrun from this car o!! grin

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Car Talk / Re: What Advice Would You Give A First Time Owner, And Which Car Will You Recommend? by Timagex(m): 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2023
1. Congratulations on being able to afford a car in this economy.

2. The choice of cars (2008 Camry muscle and 2008 Lexus es 350) are terrible choices for your bad roads. But, if the road can be managed, and, if you think you can drive carefully, either of the cars are good choices. I'm assuming your other routes are not so bad, if not, get an SUV.

3. If fuel consumption is going to be an important factor, kindly stick to the 2008 Camry. The four cylinder version of the Camry sports a 1.8litre engine. The Lexus only comes with a 3.5litre V6.

4. As a first time car buyer, you can't know "the things to look for when inspecting". Kindly find an experienced and trustworthy technician to do the inspection. Trust is important because, there are technicians who collude with car dealers. grin They can recommend "lemon" to you and build duplex on your head o!! cheesy

5. The 3-3.5m budget cannot get you the tokunbo of either of those cars. You can get neatly Nigerian used tho. Do your findings.

6. Congratulations once again. cool
Religion / Re: Osun Priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Olokun Omolara Threatened By Muslim Group by Timagex(m): 1:12pm On Jul 03, 2023
She is beautiful.

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Career / Re: Chicken Republic Female Security Officer Dances On Duty by Timagex(m): 10:37am On Jun 25, 2023
When Hilda Baci broke the Guinness book of record, other Nigerians quickly started cooking. Everybody wanted to tear the Guinness book. cheesy cheesy

Now, happy boys danced on duty, they got help. If someone should "help" this girl, just watch how other people will start dancing...😁


Nigerians ehn ...

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Autos / Re: Jagua For Sale by Timagex(m): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2023
HeartlessMan:
The exterior looks too classy for the dry interior.
I'm highly disappointed in Jaguar.

Exactly the same feeling when someone buys an upgraded Gwagon. 😁


Happy sales. 😎
Autos / Re: Honda Civic by Timagex(m): 2:29pm On Jun 20, 2023
Beautiful car!!! cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Andrew Tate Charged With Rape, Human Trafficking in Romania by Timagex(m): 2:09pm On Jun 20, 2023
Wahala for "Alfa" male. grin

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Car Talk / Re: Who Can Teach Me Manual Driving For A Token by Timagex(m): 11:14pm On Jun 13, 2023
Eyaaa... location is the barrier. I'm at ibadan.
Autos / Re: 2009/10 Corolla Sport (toks Standard) by Timagex(m): 1:23am On Jun 13, 2023
InvestorsMind:



You have bad mouth grin

grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Autos / Re: 2009/10 Corolla Sport (toks Standard) by Timagex(m): 10:45pm On Jun 12, 2023
Blood of God!!! shocked shocked

Happy sales sir. wink

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Romance / Re: Missing Man by Timagex(m): 10:50am On Jun 11, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:


Lol po.rn Don finish this one grin


That was my old life. I'm in Christ now. 😁😁
Romance / Re: Missing Man by Timagex(m): 10:46pm On Jun 10, 2023
Charlie Mac baba!!!



grin grin
Politics / Re: Ganduje: I Could Have Slapped Kwankwaso If I Had Met Him In Aso Rock (Video) by Timagex(m): 11:52pm On Jun 09, 2023
blowjohn:



Get power first.
Then u will understand.



U fit face a 7 feet full muscled body, 90 kg human in a fist fight?




I know power intoxicates.


How many is my body? grin
Politics / Re: Ganduje: I Could Have Slapped Kwankwaso If I Had Met Him In Aso Rock (Video) by Timagex(m): 9:40pm On Jun 09, 2023
Why do some people always feel they can do anything and get away with it? undecided

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used Bmw 3series 2011 Model by Timagex(m): 11:24am On May 29, 2023
jamesversion:
The Owner of this particular house in KD must have since fled this country, cos the number of cars pictures that have snapped in front of his gate should have been a source of concern to him.

As in....😁😁
Autos / Re: 1999 Mercedes Benz SLK 230 Kompressor (abuja) by Timagex(m): 11:41pm On May 18, 2023
This was the same car saint obi drove in the "take me to mama" movie. God rest the man's soul ofcourse..

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Autos / Re: Special Edition Registered 2002 Lexus Es300 With Fabric Edition Firstbody by Timagex(m): 6:14pm On May 10, 2023
Never seen a Lexus es that is not fully leather except now.

Happy sales bro..

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Health / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by Timagex(m): 4:42pm On May 06, 2023
Start eating a lot of fruits particularly water melon, dates and banana. You go dey alright.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Advise On Any Soft Skills To Do As A Side Hustle by Timagex(m): 1:32pm On May 04, 2023
visaclick:
Come and learn autocad. It’s a hotcake yet lowkey that only a few know about.

How lucrative is it and how long does it take to learn sir?
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s ADC, Nurudeen Yusuf, Assumes Duty by Timagex(m): 12:02pm On May 02, 2023
colorsofrainbow:


Ordinary Photoshop, agbado minions no fit do.
Just imagine grin grin grin grin

I thought I was the only one who saw it.

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Sports / Re: Abuja Holds First International Marathon (Video, Photos) by Timagex(m): 8:10pm On Apr 29, 2023
The naibet guy when he heard he will be racing against Nigerians....

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Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Timagex(m): 7:41pm On Apr 27, 2023
Parizz:
whats your dick size? Does your dick point up when hard?

What is the connection or issue with the direction the dick is pointing?
Autos / Re: Mercedes Vs BMW Vs Audi: Which Of These Car Brands Is GENERALLY Most Reliable by Timagex(m): 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2023
mrrandomguy:

I really don't have a specific model or brand in mind. This is why I said "generally".
However, I am currently looking at the Audi A6/8 series and its BMW and Mercedes competitors.

Then you are looking at the bmw 5&7 series'. The Benz should be the E&S class.

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Religion / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Timagex(m): 10:03am On Apr 23, 2023
Fighter2029:
It was during one of the canonical visitation by our then bishop,I bought a digital camera then and wanted to take photos of our bishop, wasn't good at using the camera,the first time I went to take his picture, Bishop posed very well for me to take his picture,I was flashing him the camera without knowing that my fingers were covering the lens, Bishop waited till after church when he was going out with other clergy men and I went to take his picture again still covering my camera lens,Man gave me correction by giving me the biggest knock of my life on my head before the whole congregation, whatever desire that I had to become a photographer was killed that very moment being an introvert and having to find myself in such awkward situation with almost all the church members looking at me,even my bestie then laughed generational wickedness out of me.Odili Okeke, your correction was too harsh on innocent me.

Mehn... That bishop did not try at all.

We lost a photographer. πŸ˜’
Car Talk / Re: Do You Still Remember This Old School Volkswagen? by Timagex(m): 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2023
Beautiful Wheels.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour & His 3 Daughter Visit Adopted Blind Son To celebrate His 17th Birthday by Timagex(m): 11:08am On Apr 19, 2023
Urheadmaster:
And DNA proving that the other guy is not the real father of the boy that died the other day lipsrsealed

Whaaaaaat?? Are you for real?
Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Timagex(m): 4:03pm On Apr 18, 2023
opsyswagger:
Have experience this before
When i lost my dad in 2013 i went to the motuarary to see my dad dead bodies because he was move to a a center in ota in ogun state which we pay 1000 per day the attendance told me he was going out that he will come and join us that he want to pick his phone in the other room immediately i enter the room i saw a male dead body on top a female body he left were he was place i was afraid i haveto shout and leave imediately i shouted the attendance came and told me that i should leave i just saw the attendance hiting the dead body like twice at the back and they carry him to were he was place


My question is how did he left his position to meet a femal dead body

I cant realy forget that day

Of all the stories I have read here, this one is a lie o!! Haba!! shocked

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Car Talk / Re: Advice Me On Which Car To Buy, It's Gonna Be My First Car by Timagex(m): 11:06pm On Apr 17, 2023
Deew22:
Hi guys,
So I have saved up some money to buy my first car.
Cars are quite expensive now.
I have saved about 2.2M. I will have to buy a nigerian used car.

Kindly advice me on which one to buy.
My options are

Toyota Camry(2008 and beyond)
Toyota Corrolla (2005 and beyond)
Honda Accord
I also have great love for Hyundai Elantra(2011)

I have heard so many negative things about Honda which has given me a negative impression of Honda's

Please advice and recommend which of the vehicles will be a good first ride for me.
I can be able to go a little above 2.2 if its within my range.

I want to know the good and bad sides of each...
I stay in the North

Thanks


Please help me push this to FP

If you don't mind driving a manual car, get a Peugeot 307 and thank me later. Ask your guys in the north..
Family / Re: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by Timagex(m): 10:50pm On Apr 16, 2023
AImiron:
Women will have photo shoots for literally anything.


We photographers must chop na...

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