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Basiljoe:
Now you know why they call them fish brain.

Nobi me talk am o...😁

Yoighaman:
Wow, I love your quote: "Don't complain about the game. Just learn the rules"

It will stick with me for life, thanks for teaching me something new and inspiring.

One love.

You are welcome, bro. Bless up....😎

But, if the roles were reversed and a man wants to marry, he looks for attributes of a wife and mother in a woman. If she is financially successful, it's a bonus for him.

Empower a man: you empower a great number of people.
Empower a woman: she begins to feel she doesn't need anybody again.

Don't complain about the game. Just learn the rules. 😎

Dogs are also very smart.😎

They are smart to the extent that, they can ride okada fast fast expecially in the face of danger. Expecially when trying to evade crucification around Calabar and it's axis... 😁



(I'm not being tribalistic here)


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THIS IS AMAZING!!

I dedicate this post to every struggling Hustler out there, including myself, no matter the odds, don't give up. Your light will shine.

Oshoala and Osimhen, if I am right, both came from struggling families. They are now putting their country on the map for good. Look at how everybody is celebrating them. This is a great feat!!

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9182736455O1999:
They thought you're been Tribalistic. look at the number of likes you got. Nairaland has gone too deep in tribalism and they thought you're one of them.

How did my comment sound tribalistic?

LalastiklaIa:
Lol you go hate physics wella be that

Thanks goodness, I did not go to science class.

Stanweezy:
This one na werey , what if the man walks due west

Wetin concern you?😁

We killed a lot of scorpions at our nysc lodge that year.

gly:
You are so funny
But if the man walks due West or South or North, meaning there is hope right?
But when he walks due East, chai!!!! it is over

Out mathematics teacher always used "due east". So, anytime I hear it, traumatic disorder sets in fast fast. 😁

The girl iyanya took on a date and bought stuffs for started unfollowing all her friends on Twitter.

Imagine!!!😁😁

MRDEE01:
They steal mostly Japanese batteries.
They couldn't steal my neighbour's BMW battery after the took almost 4 batteries in our neighbourhood

Bmw batteries are always in the boot. 😁

zedegit:
Topic is bearing.

Mine is differential equation.

That one is also a nightmare...

Bakrabas:
Lol... longitude and latitude

That's the one....😁

Once I see "a man walks due east", it's over. 😁

donmik:
Messi married his love of childhood when he was nothing and had nothing. They have been through ups and downs, thick and thin. I think Atonella is like the typical Nigerian wife before year 2000.
They will surprise the world of footballers madness in relationship

Yes. They have been in love since childhood, but, he was already a big star at Barcelona when he married her officially.

I never knew Daniel Alves was in incarnation.

Tame your penis and 90% of your problems are gone.

The downfall of most footballers has always been women. The likes of Mendy, Eboue, Mason greenwood, etc can testify.

If not for the wisdom Neymar and hakimi had, they would be down too.

Footballers should not get married. There is no single advantage there for them. Shout out to C Ronaldo and Mikel on this. You can impregnate them, but, don't tie the knot. I fear for Messi o.

I wish Daniel Alves good luck.


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Racoon:
How did a Major General in the army came about the money to acquire all these assets or property going by his salary or renumeration in the army service?

Oh I see! He served as the director Nigerian Army Budget officer of the Corps of Finance hence most can most like be due to embezzlement and corruption. Do they fill the CCB asset deceleration form in the military especially @ entry and exiting points?

I remember the Major General Ahmed Otiki case where soldiers absconded with his #400M. The only way to eliminate corruption in Nigeria today is via a legislation of the death sentence either via the NASS( which will never come) or executive decision. Nigeria needs a Jerry Rawlings to sanitise this nation small.

Oh! The name of the general was otiki? The news made round that year! Those soliders were said to have disappeared while leaving their phones behind. Smart move!! Me likey...😎

May he rest in peace.
May his killers never know peace (if he was killed)


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There is a thin line between being fat and being thick. That is what most women don't know. They are thick and then, they loose guard and become fat. That is where the problem comes from.

I like my girls thick tho....



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deewhydoski:
Which one is indomie again?

It's called the catalytic converter or catalyst. It is a part of the exhaust system of a car. The street name is indomie. Most car dealers and mechanics remove it to resell. It is quite lucrative.

deewhydoski:
Thanks for the information
How much do you think both of them worth? Nigeria used o

I cannot give accurate prices based on the inconsistency of the economy. I suggest you check Jiji...

Take a TRUSTED mechanic along for inspection o and make sure the indomie is intact..

Congratulations once again..

1. Congratulations on being able to afford a car at this time.

2. If it's by outright fuel consumption, the Peugeot 206 is ahead of the pencil Camry.
But, the camry wins in all other areas.

3. The Camry is more reliable. (I'm assuming you will even get a manual 206)
4. The Camry is more rugged and spacious. It's a tried and tested car here.
5. The Camry has better resale value. You use for 200 years, put a keg on it and people are making negotiations immediately.

But, if you are going with the Camry, you and your car are not safe. I want to assume you will be purchasing a big gun or a potent juju alongside the camry. That car is one of the hottest cars on thieves list here. Buy it, but, be very very very careful.

Let me know if you have other questions...

Congratulations once again....

Sadly, Nigeria is not a country that encourages patriotic or sacrificial deeds. There will not be a national announcement or honor in his name. We are talking about a man who made a very important pact in our history.

May he rest in peace.



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jrusky:
Your last paragraph is the deal "don't take Major General simplicity for granted if you do you will be grinded to powder. Bro you be smart guy.

I'm from that background if you see my dad you can never belief he is a such high ranking rtd millitary officer but if you provoke him and he roar bro all of us take cover and sudden silent everywhere within, no be small thing bro.

God bless.

You are right bro!!

God bless you too...

Omoawoke2:
No big deal.
Generals are so humble. We have a general in my family.

My regards to him. Thank you...

spencekat:
Not just only most Army generals but also other senior uniform officers.

You are right...

There was an event I went to cover at this same odogbo barracks, Ibadan a long time ago. It was a party, so, the soldiers were not on uniform. A man asked me if I had taken his picture. (Photographer! You don snap me?) I said I will take it later. He said, no problem, but, make sure you don't forget . I said, yes sir.

It was when they called major general so so so to the high table that it dawned on me that, he was the one representing the GOC at the event!! Olorun Adeboye ooo!!! The fan beside me didn't stop me from sweating profusely. I briefly saw a clear vision of myself doing frog jump to the guard room. I quickly did the needful. 😁 He even took my number so that I would send the pictures to him directly.

Most generals are humble and simple human beings. Just don't take their simplicity for granted.

Fairly used fuel is 250/litre here in Ibadan.


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KingRoiz:
Exactly, why demote them? If Justice must be served then serve it well, sack the baztardos and others will learn...

Na d gay randy lecturers go worst pass

Who knows if the VC or someone close to him is also involved....

KingRoiz:
Exactly, why demote them? If Justice must be served then serve it well, sack the baztardos and others will learn...

Na d gay randy lecturers go worst pass

Who knows if the VC or someone close to him is also involved....

spiSeyi:
VC dey get e own cut of the kpomo

Exactly. It goes deeeeeeep!!!!