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Nairaland General › BVN:5 Big Mistakes CBN Is Making by timawoku(op):
With the advent of BVN policy CBN has ignorantly failed to consider some factors which can negatively influence the project and might create a banking tsunami in our country Nigeria. Here are some of their mistakes;

1) demand deposit; a demand deposit is a contractual agreement between the bank and customer and it is stipulated that a customer, on demand, must be given his/her deposit. This function stimulates customers to deposit their hard earned money for the purpose of safe keeping. There had been no certain BVN in the agreement signed by the customer. It simply means that the bank functions as a safe for customers. There are channels which the customer can retieve his/her demanded deposit (cost of transaction might be paid for e.g acquiring ATMs, cheque books, etc), it is the primary function of bank to release the demand deposit or else, the bank would violate its duty to its customers.

2) BVN project does not transcend odds; am beginning to believe its in Nigerian's nature to queue or rather, make people to queue thereby creating uncomfortable life for its citizens. I as a person, have applied for USA visa via online years ago, most recently, I have successfully applied for european visas online too. Its not easy though, but it was made available online and quite efficient too. Why can't CBN follow suit? To register for your MTN, etisalat , etc line, all you have to do is walk down to any outlet (or just a regular stop), you can get your biometrics done and efficiently too. One wonders, why you have to travel all the way from ghana,so as to get your bvn, or the need to carry a person suffering from stroke,to the bank. The process does not transcend odds for customers who are helpless in going to banks for their BVN, it only considers the customers opportune to go to their banks. This idea is a tear in the parachute! This brings us to our next point

3) Failure in social responsibility; CBN and commercial banks have chosen the cheapest option of initiating the BVN project. The process which could have influenced positively; their social responsibility, would have been to dole out laptops and recruit jobless youths to help customers to acquire their BVN, but that is not supposed to be, they rather add more stress and pressure to the poor customer service workers, who already have more than they can chew, at a ridiculous salary also!

4)Negative reaction from public due to inadequate information; I was in the bank last week when the woman in my front told me she wanted to withdraw all the money in her account due to this BVN ish, she said that she rather takes her money. Home and be sure of its safety, I felt weak. Imagine lots of customers also in the same perspective? Whatever happens to adequate information telling customers that their deposit is still safe and will be given back when demanded (only for those using ATM and online services). Many banks will lose deposits because of these. This brings us to our final point

5) Insecurity; with the advent of rampant bank robberies, customers on queue for their BVN increases the risk of being involved in a bank robbery, the bank as well stands a security risk due to the increased number of customers in and outside of the banking hall.



Shall I continue?

Ok, I rest my case here.

CC: tallesty1. (Aka, I got my BVN long ago and I don't know why other nigerians did not)

Mizmycolli

Ishilove

Lalasticlala

Tomfrench I see you! prince of guara guara !

Barcanista

Obiagelli

Ngeneukwenu

Seun fp please
Crime › Re: Man Beheaded In Nanka, Anambra State (graphic Photo) by timawoku(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2015
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. (Joseph conrad).
Politics › Re: SSS Fights Back, Accuses Buhari’s ADC Of Ignorance, Overzealousness-PremiumTimes by timawoku(m): 7:08am On Jun 29, 2015
simeonii:
He however did not say what the President’s exact directive is.

Now I don't get this, who is giving all this directives? undecided
guy thunder fire ur left yansh grin

Na still you come claim FTC again!

Bur really buhari (of all people) should be aware of military coup, never bring all these military too close (make him go ask obj o)
Celebrities › Re: Kcee & Harry Song Eating Amala At A Canteen In Ibadan (Photos) by timawoku(m): 9:27am On Jun 27, 2015
Amala na the highest way of life! grin
Romance › Re: When She Is Not A Virgin And She Says " No Sex Till Marriage ". by timawoku(m): 12:17pm On Jun 26, 2015
Agree with wetin? Na ojoro be that one na!

Na 2 give her my own rules sharparly...

No marriage until sex!!! grin
Politics › Re: Don’t Impeach Aregbesola Because Of Jonathan’s Recklessness – Asiwaju Foundation by timawoku(m): 11:28am On Jun 26, 2015
lurther:
Lol! So jonathan made aregebsola start an airport in Osun that is now making the state owe billions of debt.

So jonathan made aregebsola to build the tallest talking drum with billions of naira?

So! Jonathan told aregebsola to use the state money for opon Imo tablet for students resulting to billions of naira debt.

So! Jonathan told aregebsola to use money meant for the state to feed school children that their parents can feed?

O'yes! Jonathan is even responsible for barren women in the state!
guy get brain nah!

Many governors banked on the promised allocation of ECA by 'badluck' only for the 'Jonathan' administration to make a u-turn, delve into the account towards campaign and election and the supposed state allocation became 'kolanut' for leaders (ask gani adams), truly all these unpaid salary problems was generated by the Jonathan admin.
Politics › Re: Soldier Beats Up BRT Driver At Iyana Ipaja Today (photos) by timawoku(m): 9:29pm On Jun 24, 2015
barcanista:
I wish I was there. I'd have dealt mercillessly with the soldier.
barcanista my bro!

You be political analyst o! No be soldier o! grin
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Buhari & Osinbajo Finally Meets With Nigeria Governors In Aso Rock by timawoku(m): 7:52am On Jun 24, 2015
Nice! All the governors want na their ECA allocation! Aregbe na the leader of the salivating crew...
Romance › Re: Help! My Marriage Is About To Crash by timawoku(m): 10:27pm On Jun 23, 2015
INTROVERT:
If you aren't pregnant yet jus leave the edeiot cry cry



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Its quite easy to deduce you are not married and too naïve to realities of marriage! Calling someone's hubby an eediot when you have no idea how urs is gonnabe. I doff my hat for your insensitivity.

Most marriages have their problems and can be solved through patience and inviting God into the home. Don't worry your head you wouldn't understand, only mature ladies would.

Now run along now young girl...
Phones › Re: Glo N100 For 1gb. Everything you need to know about it. by timawoku(m): 9:54am On Jun 23, 2015
nathdim:
I use 7gb under 1 hour at the rate of 200 Etisalat pay u
guy I see you, I shoot you...

Because of this your mumu post I painstakingly went through every post on this thread, still you no gree reply or talk how you take dey get 7gig for etisalat, in short,


Gerraway you! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Who Smokes Alot Locks Head In Cage For Ramadan by timawoku(m): 10:00am On Jun 21, 2015
Very silly man!

Hope his wife misplaces the key
Politics › Re: There Is No Office Of The First Lady In The Nigerian Constitution - Sani Adamu by timawoku(m): 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
ahckmedkosy:
When I say some pple are just camouflaging they won't hear. Too much pretence n denial. The President's wife is called the first lady. It is not an office ooo.
Well if then she says she ain't d first lady, let's see if it's Buhari or Tinubu that will attend the African first ladies summit.

Hypocrites grin angry
she never said she was not the first lady, she only said she would like to be addressed as 'wife of president', that shouldn't give anybody headache should it?
Politics › Re: Buhari Commissions Nigeria Immigration Center In South Africa (photos) by timawoku(m): 11:42pm On Jun 15, 2015
CR77:
my tourist presido


This Albino fit no nor when she go sign person deportation later for sun
we suppose marry o...



You just spoke my mind!
Sports › Who Remembers This? Pics by timawoku(op): 9:09pm On Jun 15, 2015
WWF has turned to match fixing and all, quite boring now actually. Were you opportune to watch this match? Undertaker Vs Mankind

Education › Re: Five Reasons Not To Apply To A UK University by timawoku(m): 12:00pm On Jun 15, 2015
sexaddict08:
u are a fool, if u don't know. fat n big for nothing.
don't make me send u home. OK!!
Oya no ves my brother... grin

Bur u need to make adjustment for your first comment, as I read am the way headache jus take cash me ehn?

If u dey uk I fit huk u up with sumtin sha (if that is what ur initial post is about), holla timawoku@yahoo.com here too open
Education › Re: Five Reasons Not To Apply To A UK University by timawoku(m): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2015
sexaddict08:
ur father left yansh....idi.ot
Na ur english teacher I blame... undecided
Education › Re: Five Reasons Not To Apply To A UK University by timawoku(m): 11:18am On Jun 15, 2015
sexaddict08:
. I have reached elastic limit. not working for d
past 3mnths, now I'm dead broke. they still
own me though. 2mnths b4 they close, how
do I get it plssss?
they close down but their properties still there.
help ooohuh
Another victim of the dreaded ogogoro...
Nairaland General › Circus Elephant Escapes, Kills German by timawoku(op): 12:20am On Jun 14, 2015
A circus elephant in Germany has escaped his tent and killed a man who was on an early morning walk.

The 65-year-old victim was collecting bottles and cans in the town of Buchen at around 5.30am local time on Saturday, when the 34-year-old African elephant apparently charged at him.

When he did not return from his walk at his usual time, the man's wife went looking for him.

Near the circus tents she noticed several police cars, and when she got closer saw the body of her husband.

It remains unclear how the animal escaped his confines and what provoked him.

"The elephant cannot let himself out. So the question is: Did someone let him out or was the cage not properly locked?" a police spokesman said.

A nearby resident had observed the incident and called police.

A circus employee was later able to calm the elephant and return him to the tent.

Source: http://i.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/69370078/circus-elephant-kills-man-in-germany

Celebrities › Re: Death Has Forgotten Me, 179 Years Old Man Cries Out by timawoku(m): 4:45pm On Jun 13, 2015
Make dem knack plank on him head he go sabi say death no forget am
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 3:36pm On Jun 13, 2015
kitikpa:
Op, this is just like comparing scorpion and centipede
Which is the scorpion and which is the centipede? angry
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 3:25pm On Jun 13, 2015
zaralady:
U ll use condom to f**k ur wife?? undecided
Yeah, if she is cheating on me and I know it, then no more flesh for her, rubber comes in between and I go out and get flesh from a trusted partner, marriage would of course, be heading for the rocks!!!
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 10:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
lomodele:
Snake pepper soup embarassed no be me and u
abeg nau sad

Your post make sense dat na y!



Snake dey sweet gaan o. grin
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
Or we can simply put;

For a cheating wife, you get to appreciate those that commit suicide...


For a nagging wife; you get to envy those that are courageous enough to commit suicide...


But ultimately both results to death!
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 8:27pm On Jun 12, 2015
overdrive:
nagging wife is better i can always hang out with my guys till 11pm when she must have slept. travel every weekend as well.
badt guy grin
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2015
younghartz:
Nigga HIV
*In Biggie's voice*

What do you think all the condom brands are for?
Family › Re: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op):
younghartz:
Nagging wife will make your love for her reduce and she'd gv u sleepless night then you will develp high blood pressure then you'd die

Cheating wife will take you to early grave grin
o'l boy nagging sef get coma!

High blood pressure, lack of sleep, hypeR tension , loss of wanting to live life sef, imprisonment and eventually;death

Cheating wife. You might just 'enter the game' (I.e 2 can play the game) and you might end up living 2geda separately (if u know what I mean) and still live long sef

Cc: lalasticlala , ishilove , seun
Family › Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by timawoku(op): 3:06pm On Jun 12, 2015
Which doyou think would send a man faster to his grave? Give your opinion...
Celebrities › Re: Which State In Nigeria Can We Find This Kind Of Barber by timawoku(m): 4:58am On Jun 11, 2015
Una never see anything...

Una no sabi anything at all! undecided

Make I continue dey barb this my man hair, will come back to comment more when am done.

Food › Re: Ogogoro: 66 Persons Dead In Rivers State by timawoku(m): 3:37pm On Jun 10, 2015
yorke1:
"I for don marry na ogogogro cause am ooo" you remeba that song
you don dey mad abi? undecided


Remember that song too? grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Started Humiliating Tinubu: Atiku & Fashola The Pointsmen by timawoku(m): 11:40pm On Jun 09, 2015
cuteboy2:
SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!!

Buhari fired the first salvo today in his determination to break free from Tinubu's shackles. This first real punch is the rank humiliation Buhari handed Tinubu today, when he left him and his motely crowd of APC loyalists at International Conference Centre, Abuja holding an empty barrel.
Former VP Atiku is his main man in this enterprise. Fashola is one of the key backroom brains. Amaechi is the Capone.

Watch this space, Buhari will not stomach all these turenchi about party supremacy. Eventually, Buhari will hijack the party machinery and push Tinubu aside. Already, Atiku is his right hand man on key diplomatic shuttles such as lobbying for election of Akinwumi Adesina as AfDB President, etc

Buhari has pointedly ignored his VP, Pastor Yemi Osibanjo during the build-up to the swearing in on 29th May. Osibanjo was either following Fashola or Ambode around to silly inconsequential Lagos State functions in Lagos, while Buhari was holding court in Abuja.

Saraki understands the message, and pointedly ignored the so-called Reconciliation Committee chaired by Osibanjo, set up by Tinubu to rally support for Rep Gbajabiamilla (the ex-felon) and Sen Lawan, saying "a mere Commissioner cannot summon" him. What!!!huh I thought, Osibanjo was supposed to be the VP?
U get sense pass that barcanista boy! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Orders Obama: Tell World About Aliens, Or We Will. by timawoku(m): 7:37am On Jun 09, 2015
Bantino:
This is gonna be interesting ...

No wonder GEJ said 'America will know' grin
Guy you dey mad o! grin

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