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Cutehector:
I got d joke duh........


I just wanted to link it wit a nigerian settin...

I for fia.

A whole 'cutehector'

Cutehector:
Lol I dey just try imajin if I fit hear am frm nigerian lady mouth

you obviously did not get the joke.

I go to that zoo every now and then with my family, I no fit near that zoo now again for life! I live close to that side (some few minutes walk) and I can tell you that once we all heard the news, we have been living in fear. The only good thing be say arm robbers no gree come rob again, nobody way no fia lion . lalasticlala, please spread the info.

englishmart:
wow! lovely comment

hmm...so u also understand invisbility writing? I better change strategy

If trailer fire pass this one, person go lost pass chelsea...

Raymondenyi:
False news from the pit of hell

brother google is your friend!

Checkout ; robert gallo, man discovers hiv vaccine, etc.

FORTY SIX (46) years after AIDS has killed tens of thousands of people, a top doctor pointedly fingered for creating HIV in the early 1970s, Robert Gallo has come out now saying he has discovered the vaccine.

Dr. Robert Gallo, this week described his breakthrough vaccine as “just another protein” but different than anything that has been tried before.

He also exuberantly labelled it “the beginning of the beginnings”. 
Gallo was exposed in a previous ZimEye article after having been confronted on live video for his alleged role in embarking on biological warfare intended to wipe out black people as well as gay men in the 1970s. 


This time Gallo has announced he is beginning the first human trials of his suddenly discovered HIV vaccine.

He described the vaccine as “just a protein” but different than anything that has been tried before. 

It’s designed to induce a new kind of antibody to target infection right at the start, since the AIDS virus integrates within one day into human genes, and it becomes part of DNA in 24-36 hours. 

Gallo said it has taken nine years to get to this stage. The goal of the first phase is to prove his belief that the vaccine is safe. 

“I think it’s very interesting and important to see how we do in man in the first phases and the second phases, but we know it’s the beginning of the beginning,” Gallo said. “I’d feel a eureka moment, an exciting moment, if I knew it works. You know, we have a way to go to know these things.” 

Phase one has started enrolling volunteers, 60 of which are needed. Twenty people will get this vaccine candidate, and Gallo said the first person will be injected by the end of this month. 

Phase two involves linking up with other people’s vaccines, Gallo said, in the hope of finding a “one-two punch” that really does the trick. lalasticlala , spread the good news...

Source: https://www./man-who-created-hiv-aids-finally-discovers-vaccine-babangida-ruma?redirectFromSplash=true

politricks:
Na Akara get dis kain big name.

. Brother I just say make I add him surname and maiden name 2geda, akara na chief o, na chairman we suppose dey call am.

I ate this once many years ago and will like to make it for my family but I have no clue (at all), please nairalanders help out if you know how to make it or any other type of akara or any other naija pastries. A lady once told me about an 'akara oloyin (honey fried bean cake), I really wonder how that is, I have even heard of red akara, mung akara even green akara sef, please let's teach our selves some of these delicacies so we can try them out even if not this weekend, any time soon. Thanks. Lalasticlala

I ate this once many years ago and will like to make it for my family but I have no clue (at all), please nairalanders help out if you know how to make it or any other type of akara or any other naija pastries. A lady once told me about an 'akara oloyin (honey fried bean cake), I really wonder how that is, I have even heard of red akara, mung akara even green akara sef, please let's teach our selves some of these delicasies so we can try them out even if not this weekend, any time soon. Thanks. Lalasticlala

Zzyco:
#RUBBISH

am actually waiting for wailing wailers....lalasticlala abeg o, make we catch fun this hot afternoon

most likely headlines/news if GEJ was still the president of this country...

here is mine

1) Amaechi is a small boy that has no manners-Patience Jonathan

2) i must be the president in 2019 else Nigeria WILL split-Asari Dokubo

3) there are no cabals, just pipeline vandals-Allison Madueke

4) Jonathan knows we are the best, that is why he turned to us for security Gani Adams

5) the leader of Boko haram is in APC - presidency

6)No, i have never tasted alcohol...GEJ

etc.... please add yours

like this comment if you did not read the post but rushed to read comments...

haba! it has tayed since i left school o... no time to read any post way pass 10 sentences abi patapata 20..

agarawu23:
No barcanista name?

Well, I am not surprised because i know baba can't work with criminals and liars.

guy tonyebarcanista cant even become a minister in the house of God. too much blur analysis, misleading comments, and uncorrelated judgement.

by the way, where is my moi moi

chukwudi44:
After he entered the CCT dock what happened? After all the noise na adjournment!!! You people should continue making a fool of yourselves.

Saraki's opponents will never find 2/3 majority in the current senate and the court case would take enternity to get settled,better get used to the idea of Saraki as SP for a very very very long time to come.

keep living in a fools paradise!

In politics there are no permanent friends or enemies, just permanent interest!

Don't think you are wiser than those that want him out, am sure you should start coming to terms with reality, that is what PDP is doing and having a back up plan should in case saraki goes, they jolly well know 2/3rd of the house is needed to oust the SP but unlike you, they know there is a propaganda going on within and that there is huge probability he might go down.

Chukwudi44, please if saraki is ousted, resign from nairaland make breeze blow us small, believe me, we have more than 2/3rd of people willing to 'impeach' you here...

uupgrade:
1: Government Tompolo
only those that passed Economics in their Result Knows what he can do,

2: Chief Ekweremadu
He is quite like slow poison Tormenting APC.

3: Allison Diezani Madueke
She is a woman but with Attributes even Aisha Buhari wishes to Possess.

4: Fayose
Needs no introduction just ask Tinibu and fashola if u like add Obasanjo, giving them Nightmare Since........................... Oshokolo of Yoruba Land, guys abeg make una help me call him titles,

5: Wike
If you know Ameachi then Wike is your friend.

6: Add Yours e.g. Barcanista.

This is the most useless post I have ever read on nairaland, ode buruku.

agarawu23:
you are late already
E don finish

guy come, na the same thing dem tell hitler wey make am start 2nd world war o, make you go careful wella, anyways, send the moi moi wit soft hot bread, I dey go buy cold pure water now...

agarawu23:
Good day ppl
I finally made it (moimoi)

I did it as suggested by u guys and I am sharing the testimony with pictures below

Cc timawoku, demigods, okirewaju, hisgrace090, thelish, udysweet, bukiminaj, marvellousGod, oyind17

Make una come chop

you and this moi moi sha?

Shey the thing sweet so? Make I just chop one bee bee make dem no talk say I dey beef you

Omotayor123:
Title

'mind your own business'

Omotayor123:
No let S.eun hear dat dog own ooo..
Shey you fit kill snake so

agarawu23:


Yea

sssshhhh...

You guys are disturbing, let me read this novel in peace biko...

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HungerBAD:
Lol.

This na real Doctor ?so if the thing dey rich for people wey dey swallow am, what about us wey dey carry am inside our body?

well!

At least we hardly hear of man with breast cancer, I dey suspect that sperm thing o...

Besides let's encourage blow j, e dey sweet o ...

Orezy5:
1. ashawo slap u, u say na part of love.

2. the most beautiful gal 4 ur village na kpako breasts she have.

3. oloko lile bi candle sele

4. won gbelo won gbebo o dabi oku mortuary

5. two tambolo(small ants) enter ur village nobody escape

that your number 1 funny die, omo laughter done finish me!

Sanmel:
1)O jo mummy, o jo daddy. O lo jo sibi iya elewa

2) Olo orun jiji bi isale jollof
3) Elese wogo wogo bi ogo trailer

That number 1 got me cracking!

Can't imagine how 'sibi elewa' go be!

fergus0n:
My advice 2 u is just to keep calm en receive dis brain ijn

bros no be me o, my friend.

And by the way, where the brain?

A friend who just left her job for a better paying job told me today that her new boss wants her to be giving him details on her colleagues activities, she hates it but it is rather too late for her to go back to her former job, and she has no other job for now. She is a friendly and God fearing person, she is lost as it is against her principles to snitch, what should she do?

Child hood was fun! We played lots of games (pre 1990's childhood), suwe, ten ten, tinco tinco, etc, even sang songs;willy willy done die, filamingo,go mi fila,kro kro dey for this one yansh,(rock of ages theme),kilo pa iya ijebu;ibere. Etc. We also said funny yabs. Some of the yabs are thus:
1)You mess 2 kpangolo form voltron
2)You mess all fish for river niger throway salute
3)You fall from mountain, your neck break, your back break, but your prick dey control traffic
4)You enter plane you dey find conductor
5)Your 'ogo' wey be like 'shilekun f'ole
6) See this Egyptian maggot!
7)For una family, una go buy 1 cup of garri come pour am for bucket full of water dey sing 'garri swell up'!
For una family, na 1 pant una dey share!
9)You enter plane you wan wind down!
10) For this mumu man house, for their radio dem catch mosquitos put for nylon dey flog am, dem put lizard for glass as their tv set.

I will remember more later, please join in the fun and add yours. Lalasticlala, seun please let's release stress of a new week, let's laugh!

ibuy ineck ibend, ideycraze?

agarawu23:
bro you don dey gv me hope already o..

You know blender can't give us a perfect pepper when we blend it talk less of beans. Just write your address down because if the job isn't perfect, na to sue you for damages

make I copy our presido 'my address is everywhere and nowhere', by now the beans sef for done tire for you, just kuku chop beans forget moi moi, na the same tin, just pretend say na moi moi you dey chop, it will save you all these wahala

agarawu23:
lol , I must

Thanks bro, do you mean if I use hot water to soak it after peeling , I can now use any blender no matter the size?

the beans will now be as soft as pepper, anyhow yaga yaga blender will do the job, infast now to chop moi moi dey hungry me, see wetin u done cause?

agarawu23:
Good morning cooks in the house

Please I am currently in an area where there is No grinding machine and i feel like making moi moi.

Can I use a blender?

Please help a brother

must you eat moi moi?

Anyways, back to your question.

After peeling, you will soak the beans in hot water for like 20mins (till the water gets cooled down) then you blend it with your blender... Thank me later

All is worse except 'no ass at all', that one na worstest!!!