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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday, Berem! by timawoku(m): 10:55am On Feb 03, 2015

Happy birthday madam berem! You are highly appreciated for your contributions on the nairaland forum.

On the behalf of ban ki moon, barack obama, bill gates, my humble self, gen. Buhari, etc.

Long life and prosperity to you!

Politics › Re: TELL LRNZH To Respond To This RESPONSE ASAP by timawoku(m): 7:46am On Feb 03, 2015

ayukdaboss:
Bros no vex, how's this a response to the whereabouts of our 20 billion dollars? This is pathetic but hilarious

Nigerians voted GEJ into power in 2011 not Buhari. Imagine someone asking NOI, "where's our missing 20 billion dollars? " and she responds with " 2.8 billion dollars got missing under Buhari too", isn't that a shameful and embarrassing defence?

Going through your rebuttals, I see someone giving excuses for all GEJ's shortcomings and I'm not surprised. If a government can be so stupid to blame the opposition party for sometime now, accusing them of sponsoring Bokoharam without prosecuting them, then I expect nothing different from it's supporters.

chai my brother!

You shouldn't have wasted your time answering him!

Celebrities › Re: Amber Rose: D'Banj Surrounded By Mean Security Dogs & Police Ahead Of Event by timawoku(m): 7:12am On Feb 01, 2015

demelza:
Oga!
Why you siddon dey count other people money?
You be joint signatory for him account wey you decide to carry the matter for head?

bros!

Where is your sense of humour?

I dey joke ni now!

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Celebrities › Re: Amber Rose: D'Banj Surrounded By Mean Security Dogs & Police Ahead Of Event by timawoku(m): 11:09pm On Jan 31, 2015

raziboi:
the call u Oga Titus ………it takes an Oga Titus to knw anoda Oga Titus...

to me I respect u..koko master...u can't b broke

even me I refuse to b broke!!!

see this man!

Niqqa is so broke, he can't even pay attention.

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Romance › Re: Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? by timawoku(m): 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2015

MizMyColi:
Premarital sex can help ensure that the partners know their 'sexual compatibility'. You can imagine being married to a circumcised female, who will end up being a complete bore in the bedroom, or a male, whose joystick is shorter than the cap of a pen. All these would be tantamount to imprisonment, or infidelity which could eventually destroy marriage.

Romance › Re: Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? by timawoku(m): 10:13pm On Jan 31, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
How?
Help us analyse mbok.

. [/i]

Premarital sex can help ensure that the partners know their 'sexual compatibility'. You can imagine being married to a circumcised female, who will end up being a complete bore in the bedroom, or a male, whose joystick is shorter than the cap of a pen. All these would be tantamount to imprisonment, or infidelity which could eventually destroy marriage.

Romance › Re: Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? by timawoku(m): 9:00pm On Jan 31, 2015

I don't know why o

And its sweeter when sacred grin

I think we really need to critically analyze this topic, because (to me o) pre-marital sex might actually save marriage

Romance › Re: . by timawoku(m): 5:26pm On Jan 31, 2015

First of all, never discuss se.x with a girl you are just having a relationship with, let it happen naturally.

I might be wrong, but she probably weighed you and decided to run...
When I was single (as a player), I ensure I play romance till the 'thing' happens incidentally. That way, I don't feel I had lost her, I 'ld feel she just decided to stroll off, and might come back.

Bottom line, the ways you can get her now is:

*call her very often, especially at night, and in the morning for like a week-10 days

* withdraw from calling her afterwards (especially if she does not reciprocate)

*she would feel a lack of attention, hence 'might' draw back to you

*if she comes back, be caring, subtle, and ensure you 'mark' register, then you might now decide to love up or not, the choice is yours.

Cheers!

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Romance › Re: Please I Need Ur Advice... by timawoku(m): 4:54pm On Jan 31, 2015

iceberylin:
Be asking for advice while another nigga screws ya girl

*iceberylin* isn't that the name of a cough syrup or something?
undecided

Anyways, leakage happens. cool

Business › Re: Help!!!!,my Life Is Ruining by timawoku(m): 4:22pm On Jan 31, 2015

MrKontrovErsy:
WHY

D GUY NEEDS HELP NOT CURSE

don't get me wrong!

I was referring to this guy

kolinz:
Try vomiting
Just do it again.
U deserve some medals for making it into bankruptcy.
Its ur turn to stay down.
Kip.drinking#

Business › Re: Help!!!!,my Life Is Ruining by timawoku(m): 3:29pm On Jan 31, 2015

MrKontrovErsy:
o boi somtimes its good to use ur head

my brother leave the guy, you will know small boys with the things they yarn.

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Business › Re: Help!!!!,my Life Is Ruining by timawoku(m): 3:26pm On Jan 31, 2015

Please try and move away from your present location with the mindset of starting over again, it can give you the much needed tonic to focus and start life over again.

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Celebrities › Re: Iyanya And Okon Pose Together (Photo) by timawoku(m): 12:22pm On Jan 31, 2015

dOnLarich:
Iyanya head look detachable

the head be like photoshop.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Is This Why General Buhari Is afraid To Debate President Jonathan? by timawoku(m): 6:42am On Jan 31, 2015*

GEJ spoke more because he offered much excuses and also trying to cast our mind away from the ineptitude of his administration by stating the inefficiencies of past administrations. 90 percent blab, 10 percent talk.

He made too many silly remarks and he completely lacks decorum (of office) which is why he talks too much...

#SAI BUHARI

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Politics › Re: There Is No Igbo Score In Buhari's "Computer Print Out" Why?(picture) by timawoku(m): 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2015

agabaI23:
Oh, you are back? Thought you said you were gone?

so sorry bro!
Thought you were not so daft to know that unfollowing a member does not mean unfollowing a topic...

Only replied cos I saw your mention, bye and hope you will find sense in your course of life!

Politics › Re: There Is No Igbo Score In Buhari's "Computer Print Out" Why?(picture) by timawoku(m): 9:14pm On Jan 29, 2015

agabaI23:
Wow! Such a venom! Goodluck sir!

that's what you get for soiling the memory of thousands of peops that died in the struggle....bye!

Politics › Re: There Is No Igbo Score In Buhari's "Computer Print Out" Why?(picture) by timawoku(m): 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2015*

agabaI23:
I just saw this. I will get back to you. But I think you didn't make any point to be honest.

you are a big fool for saying I did not make any point, but then again, I am a bigger fool for ever following an eediot like you, bye.

Politics › Re: Buhari Didnt Jail Ajasin - Family by timawoku(m): 1:47pm On Jan 29, 2015

PDP do you get that?

Don't derail from issue based campaign please, we need to know how you are going to tackle insecurity ,unemployment, corruption etc, we don't want to know what buhari did in 1984.

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Forum Games › Re: Come in Here and Share your WEIRD Thoughts by timawoku(m): 8:33pm On Jan 28, 2015

MizMyColi:
Errrr
Shouldn't that be tagged emotional infidelity?

well maybe...

But thank God its only known to me!

Beside its a good thing to her, as I buy her lots of good clothes and pay for her hairdo (four times a month) just to ensure that she looks just like beyonce all the time.
We were having a hearted talk once and we decided to say our secret fantasy (ies), I went first, told her I have a crush on beyonce, and she told me hers, that she loves seeing me in my boxers and underwear, she was disappointed at my secret fantasy and since then,hated beyonce. I only wished I never told her, she is over it though...after I gave her a spell of my *mojo* wink

Forum Games › Re: Come in Here and Share your WEIRD Thoughts by timawoku(m): 3:17pm On Jan 28, 2015

When am cuddling my wife I do like to imagine I am with beyonce, *weird*

Politics › Re: Breaking News:- Obasanjo Defects To APC by timawoku(m): 11:16pm On Jan 26, 2015

Specialist900:
If this news Is by any way true, then i believe GEJ is stronger than we all think. To chase OBJ outta PDP isn't beans o

there is wisdom in abandoning a sinking ship...

Politics › Re: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan? Never Again! by timawoku(m): 11:05pm On Jan 26, 2015

OP

One 'bajinatu' for you...

KPOKA!!!

Your head is plenty there, me sef I no wear cap yesterday and it was sunny, vote me as Governor...

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Nairaland General › Re: Is It Already Raining In Your Side??? by timawoku(m): 10:58pm On Jan 26, 2015

danielmichael:
Men i cant go out since in the morning due to heavy cat and dog rain down here in uyo,akwa ibom state..the rain started with a heavy wind and some heavy lightening which scare everybody and make some folks stay indoors all day.

Is it really rainy season or seasons have changed!!

please direct the rain here to lagos (ikorodu),

Its 'heating' cats and lions here...

Romance › Re: Wetin Make I Do? by timawoku(m): 10:44pm On Jan 26, 2015

Just try imagine am say she get AIDS, your leg go do the rest!

thank me later...

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Politics › Re: List Of Great Presidents From 70 Years Old And Above by timawoku(m): 1:22pm On Jan 25, 2015

You are quite right bro! Let them know

Politics › Re: Fashola Accuses FG Of Diverting SURE-P Money by timawoku(m): 8:33am On Jan 25, 2015*

"believing in supernatural causes of evil is unnecessary, men alone are quite capable of every wickedness... (Joseph conrad)"

“In order to move others deeply, we must deliberately allow ourselves to be carried away beyond the bounds of our normal sensibilities” (joseph Conrad)

This is a nairalander's real life experience with the scam called 'sure P',

https://www.nairaland.com/2088943/nairalanders-follow-movement-now-want#29720213

Its so exhaustive.
May God help Nigeria!

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Christianity Etc › Re: PASTOR ORDERS FEMALE MEMBERS TO REMOVE UNDERWEAR SO GOD CAN ENTER THEIR BODIES by timawoku(m): 8:29am On Jan 25, 2015

Abeg what's the address of the church?

Celebrities › Re: Can You Let Your Husband Or Girlfriend Do This To You? by timawoku(m): 12:46am On Jan 25, 2015

How na?

If na my sister and her boyfriend I catch dey play this kain ruf play, the boy done die na!

But I go fit play this kain play with kanwuliajara. *winks*

Politics › Re: IBB To Jonathan: The Two Resource Men You Offended Against Your Own Ambition by timawoku(m): 12:32am On Jan 25, 2015

james1:
Rubbish!GEJ is the CinC;even though he has immense power ap his disposal,he never wields it recklessly but it would be foolish to even think that the president of the federal republic is powerless.with or without OBJ and the leopard of P/h whom the then river's state CP joseph mbu tamed GEJ will sail to glory on february 14th.
Vote for the nigeria of your dream;vote.GEJ.#teamGEJ

so they (PDP) must be stupid to go beg OBJ? C in C ko. *nairaland been harboring kids since time immemorial*

Politics › Re: IBB To Jonathan: The Two Resource Men You Offended Against Your Own Ambition by timawoku(m): 12:24am On Jan 25, 2015

"Most of the soldiers you see today are boys to our boys"

Once a general, always a general...

Baba agba tuale!

Politics › A Nairalander's Take On Johnathan's Recent Quotes. by timawoku(op): 10:16am On Jan 24, 2015

*copied and remodified*

1.“Go to the ministry of Agriculture to see the level of development in the Agriculture sector”….. GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, do we need to go to the ministry of Agriculture before we know that the cost of food/foodstuffs today, are almost three times the prices before you became president?

2. “Buhari and other past leaders did not buy arms for the military”... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, Did our military use slings and stones to fight the ECOMOG war?

3. “I am talking to those of you who are between 23 and 25 years”... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, Are you saying those of us who are way above 25 years old should go ahead and vote for Buhari?

4. “I will create 2 million jobs annually if am re-elected”..... GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, how many jobs did you create in 6 years?

5. “I will send 1st class graduates abroad to do their Masters degrees”...GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, you finally agree that our schools here are not good enough for people to study?

6. “If I jail every person in government, who would be left to run the government” ....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, I guess it was FFK that spoke through you here, cos I can’t believe you said this…

7. “How much did Jim Nwobodo steal that Buhari regime put him in jail”...GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, pls tell us how much does one need to steal before the person can be put to jail?

8. “If I go to Chibok, they will kill me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, if you (the commander in chief of the armed forces) is scared to go to some parts of the country, then we are all in trouble… don’t you think so?

9. “Henry Okah was contracted by some Nigerians to kill me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir, we are interested in knowing the people who want to kill our president cos an attack on our president is an attack on all of us, so pls mention the names of those who want to kill you sir…

10. “My advisers are misadvising me”....GEJ
MY TAKE: Sir Nigerians didn’t vote for your advisers… you were the one that appointed them…
11. 'Stealing is not corruption'
My take: this is too embarrassing to even comment on, SMH.
12)'Americans will know',
Why involve another country in your country's domestic affairs?

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