₦airaland Forum

The day they will report that our nairaland Kriss is dead


Nairaland ladies will squirt and masturbate with ectasy 48hrs non stop

But is never gonna happen not in this world or next


Keep on preaching the gospel Comrade

Fake news


Thats mechanic workshop

You guys will continue to wail



Amaechi till 2031


Drug Baron can contest from there or even his skeleton can also contest

helinues:
Is your friend's name Gaybriel?

Your instint/guess is good as mine

Zidoh:
Lol � well if it's serious you can reach me on Whatsapp on the contact below.

Ok I will call you

Thanks a lot

Heavensent01:
delusional thrash from a blockhead ochanga dirty community member

O boy eeeeeee see Painment

Premium tears everywhere

Yes Ameachi can beat Atiku and Atiku can beat Ameachi


Case closed!

Fellow Comrades!


Please I want to know how much they are selling Pampers in the Market and where I can get it in large quantum


I want to buy one full truck of Pampers as a gift to my wonderful friend


He will need it seriously in no distant time!

Heavensent01:
in this 21 century Fulani endorsement is igbo validation of a presidential Candidate and you igbo says you're educated than Fulani with this complex inferiority, how?



with the battle ground between southern Governor and northern political gladiator in PDP, if Northern hijack the presidential candidate from Southern Governors because it's obvious they're uniformed then I see many of them crossing to APC, it will be a game over for PDP, in this political display Tinubu is what APC needs to knock PDP on the head even before the election, not Ameachi, not Osibanjo



I will even prefer Pthief obi to this ameachi that want Nigerians to donate money for victim of train attack cost by his ministry carelessness

O boy see cry

Jesus Christ of Nazerene!

O boy no prefer Obi..we don't need your fake validation. .and don't also vote for Amaechi,coz they don't need urs...stick to your Drug baron aka El Chappo



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It was not his Ministry carelessness

It was your Drug baron that sent bandits to attack train just to discredit Ameachi's wonderful legacy

No wonder he was able to give us an exact figure of people that died that day

Tinubu the drug master can never become the President of Nigeria

We told them


See how they will turn and start attacking Ameachi constantly

In fact this Ameachi declaration really pained them ooooo


Vulture griller don go into hiding thinking of another gimmick to use


Before you attack Ameachi...is Ameachi not APC again?

Or doesn't he have right to contest?

It sweet my belle ooooo

AntiMen:
Well , I don't know why..
It's sincerely becoming embarrassing for me....especially in the front of others and he is very loud about it....He can just pass and hail me by calling me "Mummy ...........'', if I try to look away, he must mention it again until I acknowledge his presence.
Our discussions are based on general church's activities, he loves putting me on church's program, like asking me to go for Bible quiz, read scriptures to the congregation etc even when he knows I'm not the spirit Koko type...
As regards being beautiful, yes I am , always beautifully dressed, have a strong singing voice , I sing differently from the other members of the group,great poise etc... and these exactly are some of the features his wife possesses asides that she's more spiritual than myself.....finish....

I guess I'll be fine....
I'll have to be more intentional about avoiding him, if I have to clash with him, na sharp greet and pass....

Thanks for your concerns.
God bless u.

Is not easy to avoid greeting men of god or rejecting their greetings

Is just like shunning the President of Nigeria

Now see what you will do!

Always stay with your husband all the time starting from tomorrow

Don't go alone...you must be going with your husband either at the start of Church program or at the end of Church program, when going out when coming in..if possible be joining your husband in his car..avoid carrying your own vehicle...always stay together with your wonderful husband

Do that constantly...he won't have time or scheme to manipulate you again. He will start avoiding you kpatakpata as you have drawn a barrier between you and him

Thanks as you do that!

AntiMen:
Thanks for the admonitions sir, I'll sure make use of the advice given,but I just want to ask if it's okay to tell him directly to stop calling me out?
This is the source of the infatuation or lustful feeling...

I liked him as a brother from the beginning but it metamorphosized into an unusual feeling....
I'm just in an entanglement...

Just Today again, there was a program in church, I tried as much as I could to avoid him, but guess what as soon as the program ended, just when I was about leaving, I sighted him, but avoided him only for him to call me as he often does, then I proceeded to just talking generally with him before another senior pastor came to interrupt and that's how the discussion ended...

I serious feel I'm in an entanglement ....

But one thing is sure, I'll never ever sleep or have any form of intercourse with him.....

You can't call him out or ask him to stop calling since you don't have substantial claim that he really want you


But if I may ask? Why is he calling you out..what does he normally discuss with you all the time...why always you all the time...I am pretty sure you must be very beautiful

AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.

My dear I never wanted to respond...but my spirit was troubling me

Can I tell you something...you see that sex or sexual frolicking that is making you go hunger between you and the so called man of god

Once you have it you will regret it till you die...because things will never remain the same again

I envy your sweet beautiful home...never you allow Devil to spoil or scatter it

Take it or leave it...once you had sex with this man..your husband will definitely know in one way or the other...imagine the shame..your husband might definitely throw you out of the house..and your children will be most affected..they might curse you and caused the day you choose to be their mother

Maintain the woman of virtue you are!

See once you start having sex with him...a lot of things will change..guilt will run over you..before you know you will start avoiding going to church and it won't take time your husband knows about your abominable act

Not only did you bring Shame to yourself...you did as well brought shame to the so called man of god family,your family,your husband family,church members and the church itself

Don't be surprised that the so called man of god might be cunning...he might have mastered the art of seduction game to be making you trip for him..and it won't take time..he gets you down..haven't you disrespected your husband who always hold you in high esteem

He should have known his boundary and limits that you are a married woman...if someone is calling out his wife like this...how would he feel?those your friends might have start sensing the connections between you and the man..it won't take time..they spills out the beans to your husband and to everyone in the church..they are just waiting for the moment it will happen

You are the reason other non Christians mock us..I don't know what you guys learnt in the Church...picture yourself as Christ is looking at you as you re sleeping with this so called man of god..is that not disgusting?

That's why i stopped going to church long time ago...because Christians have ridicule,embarrass and brought down the sanctity of the God most High

Please don't ever do it...go home..prepare yourself beautifully and make love to your husband...make it a habit so as to reduce the Konjidietics and tensions and start seeing the so called man of god as your elder brother...you will be alright last last.

Lastly don't disclose this to your husband..so as not to bring mistrust..you alone brought this..and you alone can fix this!

May God empower and strengthen you as you overcome this temptation..also hold on to God,Pray and He will guide you.

No company is labour friendly in this our naija

Not even Governments jobs or agencies

The only labour friendly are multinational companies that has set a standard for themselves like Unilever,Nestle Deago/Guinness etc

clevybrown:
U are not alone my prophet, the Vision is clear and visible....

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You dey mind that guy...some people sef!

wiseone28:
we see same

You no well...welcome Prophet

You are a Mumu oooo



Well i won't be tempted to blast women this time around...some of our beautiful women deserves some respect

That lady loves you...and i did not see any crime she committed rather i see a Foolish ego maniac man that calls himself Man of the house


I am happy she dumped you..let her go and find someone that will cherish and respect her


Pride no go kill this man!


I see OP running after her...I see her rejecting OP..telling him is to late...I see OP wailing and hitting his head on the bathroom mable ....I see OP not eating for three months..... I see OP falling in love again with an Olosho...I see OP tired of relationships because of what he passed through

I see OP becoming weak docile timid and quiet because his spirit has been broken

I see OP coming to Nairaland again to spill venom on women

I see Marianangels falling in love with OP...just to finish him kpatakpata for the last time

I see OP leaving woman matter for next 40 years and becoming a proud bachelor


This I have seen!

Oga we do not grab anything

I see you as someone that is selfish and jealous...you could not even open up and tell the whole world what kind of business you re into


You are busy telling us code upon code just to confuse us

It no go pass Forex or Binance

Now tell me what's the difference between you and the guy


You are pained because he invested high and he is making more than you

Nonsense

He is a risk taker.. and it paid him off

If he had approached you to take the risk...you will start preaching him all the sermon in the world to discourage him


If this OP of a guy is the village head in his community..and he has three hen.two yam and a goat..nobody in his village will have more than two hen and a goat. He will summon you to diety immediately

Rubbish!

May God no bring someone like this person in our lives

Jealousy kills...change ur evil intent

Celebrate those that are celebrating so that goodness will come to you


Psychologically kee u there!


No be only Psychologically even Physiology

Colb461:
wow.thanks for the info
I might be saving someone's life with this info

Sorry...it has not been proven tested

I see Buhari handing over to Atiku

Colb461:
The coca cola does it work in a case of emergency for asthmatic patients?

It has not been proven tested!

What I needed at that time was gas...

I think the Coca cola gave me what i want

tit:
The gas in "soda water" helps too

Are you asthmatic?

Youngjohnosas:
The more I see this the more I get scared,I never for once felt I would be in this mess,I only read of Asthmatic patients on books,I never knew I would become a victim of it.

Everyday it’s getting worse,I just woke up one night grasping,, I felt I was going to die that night but God saved me, thereafter went to the hospital and it was confirmed I contracted asthma, i laughed and told the doctor it’s impossible because I barely fall sick prior to that horrible night,I don’t smoke nor drink Alcohol, don’t have any asthmatic relation.how come Asthma?


It really hurts because I thought after my service I was going to hustle and leave a good life but just few months after I am down with Asthma,it has ruined me and I can’t even live a Normal life like my peers anymore. my friends that I grew up with don’t even know till date cos I always try to show I am fit when I am with them, cos I am scared cos of the stigmatization.

I have vowed never to use an inhaler and have stopped taking asthma drugs, this life is messy and surviving with this ailment is by the grace of God.i am getting tired and my resistance is fading off. God help me. This is not your plan for me O God.

Brother do you believe that there is God?

Do you believe that Jesus can heal you?

Do you believe that it was not God design for you to contract Asthma

Do you know that it was the devil that planted it just the way the enemy planted tares among the grains overnight

Do you have Faith in you?

It is only you that can redeem yourself from this mess...What you need to do is to invite God of Redemer to take absolute charge

Make out a time....lock the doors of your room...bring out those distractions you call pills.inhaler and the rest....with sincere heart...Quietly Pray fervently,Cry to your Father in Heaven..tell Him to take over this burden of yours..hand it over to Him...with conviction and Faith tell yourself that you are healed...Thank the Lord most High and Glorify your Father in Heaven.

Thanks...May the Lord Jesus set you Free...Amen!

Riplogic:
Is the coke thing really working? How did she take the gas?

When you open it...don't allow air to enter it

Use either ur left hand or right hand to cover it...

Then shake it and release after evaporation...you cover again...shake and release it...then covet again ...shake and release it...remember it is only the gas that should come out...not the liquid


Pls note this is not a guarantee or a replacement of Inhalers

I did it out of emergency and it worked!

Foolish Idiots!

Typical Africans...Africans are really caused


They will rather run away or peep behind rather than help out

Thats how i helped my neighbour from dying...never knew she was asmatic....As she started developing funny moves..eyes turning..throat choking..body shaking...i quickly checked her handbag no Inhaler...i rushed immediately got a bottle of Coka Cola..opened it and shake it..allowing her to be taking the gas till she was able to normalize


That poor woman could have been saved but foolishness abound in Africa plenty!

Local scene

Wilson Oruma

Foreign Scene

Shevchenko

Is not easy to cultivate and plough Farms with your Bulldozer still maintaining strict adherence to shifting cultivation pattern


After all the day work...what do you do?


You retire to bed peaceful and wait for your crops to germinate!

Stingy Corper!


Go serve na

In fact she should be drafted to Baga - Munguno to face Boko Haram


Marry this one...you no go see meat chop for soup na only crayfish u go dey see

Black Kettle calling Pot black


Once a coupist is always a coupist (1999)

Mumu talk.


See their comment....will always stand out to defend the rights of all Nigerians and insist on the rule of law without minding whose ox is gored”


The ones killed by Blood sucking Fulani janja.weed vampires...who will defend them?


Idiotic Hypocrites!

To cap it all the Mumu Mkpi above me wey no know say it don old still dey follow children dey play sand


I dey pity wetin his children go ask am after 20 yrs...

Apply for what? when we have our own eastern security network


Carry their slot give Abokis send them to the east....make God judge!

Comot Kelechi Ihenacho from the list

If you no want Amadioha to strike you