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I like the Egyptian dressing it doesn't promote immorality compare to what the opponents wore
The opponents dressing promotes indecency and immorality

Open thanks for sharing this
I bought my car last year without noticing all these and now there is a leakage I discovered during this rainy season
I have learnt new things from your post, please permit me to print it out

This is a blessing in disguise for my school and other schools. Two of my students are moving to NTIC Abuja in September, if this happens, they have no choice than to stay.

Their names must be in the news everyday for one crime or the other.
I represent Sambisa forest NCAN.

glossy6:
Exactly what you read

Elucidate Please

HtwoOw:
Your english teacher should be hung

We know your type, forming baba kabiru doesn't make you Yoruba


Now ......buhbye

Mr TK, please point out his mistake next time. This is better than your mockery.
The word he spelt as "ariver" is spelt as "arrival".
That is what you could not correct but you are forming superhero in English language. Smh

glossy6:
At least the family is better than the mallam that mortgaged his 5 years son for a bag of rice in Kano and the woman that mortgaged her 12 years daughter for 3 paint buckets of Garri in the west.

Shame on you tribalist!

What is this one saying?

I don't need to be told where these people hail from, I know this by the experience I have gathered over the years as the national chairman of NCAN. The man stole pot of ogbono and was eating akpu with his family. Ha, ha, I don't need to be told that he is from the rising of the Sun.
You people from this region aren't you tired? Must your names be in the news for crime everyday?

CFCman:
She could be his age or slightly older by 1 or 2 yrs.

U don become his advocate bah? Kwontinu to defend him.

See how this guy con start hin life ooo. I just pity Arsenal this season.
Come to think of it, he is 19 years old. How old is the gf?

Quakertellicus1:


Turkey , for those sports fans who do not know...came into existence in 1921....as one of the successor nations of the Ottoman Empire....whose head was described as the Caliph....the successor of the Prophet of Islam.

And yes...it was a Muslim Empire...the ottoman empire.(Turkey is a secular nation with a Muslim majority).

Go and read your history again son.

Se yen lan ba e soni abi ko gba Jesu saye re.

This was how Islam took over Turkey in 1914/15. They cunningly sacked all the Christians that held key posts and replaced them with Muslims before they struck. This man is doing the same thing in Nigeria. My heart bleeds for my people that were deceived and ignorantly voted this jihadist into power.

kahal29:
http://sunnewsonline.com/buhari-sacks-health-agencies-dgs/

He has removed them as usual so that he can put his on people there again in preparation to islamise Nigeria. As the Lord liveth, he will not succeed. Those who have tried it before him have gone for it.

Awon omo egbe

This is a critical palava and its needs urgent attention. Can you imagine! These people from the rising of the Sun are missing it, to the extent that they can no longer recite the national anthem of their fatherland.
The President of NCAN has promised to send qualified and competent teachers to that region to teach them the anthem.
My name is Balarebe Musa, the national Secretary of NCAN.
Reporting life from our national headquarters in Maiduguri.
Stay with us for more tori.

I thought APC government is free from corruption. Why the paddling of such huge amount of money
Ole lawon people yi sha

ObiOmaMu:
A funky old man named Uncle Ngu Nebuchadnezzar recently shocked his family members when he, out of the blues, returned home after 36 years in Russia. They had long forgotten about their son because they thought he was dead or lost abroad.

His son whom he left some 35 years ago, pictured above with him, was honored to receive him home.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/Uncle-Ngu-Nebuchadnezzar-returns-home-36-years-russia.html

Uncle Nebu don chop grass tired. E be like say na dat garment hin dey take disguised inside forest. Animal sense never leave am, he still dey wear amh do guy in a sane world.

joborskill:
Mumu guy

Babe wey una don dey together for over 12 months should have seen signs if it's leading to marriage or not. I just dont understand these dramas anymore. After serious knacking and several outings, yeye guys be kneeling down with aluminium ring like person wey dem press him mumu button The institution of marriage is not sustained by these melo-dramas but tolerance and forgiveness.


My papa no propose nor snap pre wedding pics but they are still together for over 4 decades. All this modern marriages are nothing but nolywood scripts.


After 2 years of marriage, una go dey write epistle for nairaland say my partner no sabi fuuckk, my wife no sabi cook. asking for yeye help from innocent nairalanders. That is if it doesn't end up in chasing each other out of the house with cutlass. Awon ode

Guy, you got me laughing. You have spoken my mind.

Uncle Nebu don chop grass tired. E be like say na dat garment hin dey take disguised inside forest. Animal sense never leave am, he still dey wear amh do guy in a sane world.

pepigeorge:
Look at wot u are saying. ..... water enter ur brain?....
everything na joke to u

Wetin concern u

I'm here to check names from NCAN. For those who don't know what NCAN means, it means Name Checkers Association of Nairaland.
Back to the topic, that landlord is suffering from frustration caused by this present regime.. How can a man from SW prevailed against a man from SE? This is unimaginable!

It has been noticed that the SW are topping the list of crime these days, living their brother from SE behind.
This observation is coming to you from NCAN headquarters, Sambisa.

herzern:
When your Pastor preaches that you should forgive and forget all your debtors

The caption on. that picture is. blasphemy to Jesus

This type of begging business is common among one particular tribe in Nigeria, but I am surprised that another tribe has joined this business.
This inciteful observation is coming from the National Headquarters of NCAN.

Oh, I missed those powerful Nokia Symbian phones. I don't know why they went into extinction.
Nokia Symbian phones rock

saints2:
An instagram user posted a picture of him and his supposedly sister sleeping in this position and asked the question, Is anything wrong in this? So lets bring this home, as a guy, can you sleep in this manner with your sister and nothing will happen??

Anything wrong in this? Pls comment

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/anything-wrong-with-sleeping-in-this.html

I refused to believe that they are siblings because something is already happening.
Besides, this was staged to draw public attention.

Omotakins:
My son(almost 4yrs) is in the reception class. He doesn't respond to teachings at school, doesn't talk or play. This is the exact opposite at home. Plays very well at home, sings and talks about all he's taught in the school. He responds very well to the teachings of his home teacher. His teacher in school is saying he will repeat class 'cos there is nothing to show he's learnt things. What do I do? Teachers, educators and Co, ur help is needed pls.

Please don't listen to those who have said, change his school. If the environment is not friendly, your child cannot learn anything to the extent of producing it at home. I am a professional teacher with 12 years of experience. I have taught many types of these children. Some of them are in higher institutions now doing fine. There was one that was just moody but very intelligent, she was in P4 then.
Sometime, this problem is natural. I was like that when I was in school. I don't show off in the class but very intelligent. I surprised my lectures after exams.
I would suggest you explain the performance of your child at home to his class teacher, that may also help her to handle him.
If the problem persisted, please see a psychologist to address selective mutism.

mencade5:
u don lose oga

who is the loser between you and i?

I give my winning to Portugal even though I am not a Ronaldo fans.

This is supernatural! How can a flowing river dried up in a rainy season period? Who can explain this?
The summary of this great wonder is for sinners to repent and accept Jesus into their lives. The saints should be encouraged to serve God the more because Jesus will soon appear in the sky to take away His own from this wretched world.
Lord Jesus, please count me worthy to go with you at your second coming.

BABANGBALI:
what's wrong with the name?do you know the meaning? I'm sure you don't

This Is how we want it to be