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understatement:
Lwkm

So u guys don't even like me?isis bawo?

I see u deji,timmy,haydot,babysmart..long time..how una dey?


and every oda persons on this thread..well done o

Welcome back.

davidbanner:
if there is 1 person I would thank dats DammyTrager(my padi), whom, because of his aluta (not giving up) spirit in counting down.....mehnnn this thread would have been dead since, thanks also go to Haydot,pwreshbawz,mikeczay,Timmytimmy,davidbanner and a host of VIP people on this platform..... I wish to c u all in school and also to piggyback DammyTrager.....

#Team Oau......#Banner said so....

Thanks for the VIP chieftancy title . I think you,me and everyone here have been wonderful and we are all VIPs too. I also look forward to seeing you all in school. Lovely people.

dejii01:
Ahh, abeg oh. You want Barr. Understatement to kill me?

and I don't want her brother, Timmytimmy, to come after me either

Oshey. Nice jab. I saw it. It's on.

haydot95:
no idea really...bt I gat 3 theories
1) Dy don kidnap am
2) He has joined isis
3) He z back in his grandpa's village
As for moi,I'm good,but still searching for more coursemates

I think it is 2) but I do not think Isis appreciates speaking Ogbomosho yoruba in their interviews so they pushed him back to Boko Haram

efyzhi:
Happy EASTER to u all........ Timmytimmy hope u no miss chiamaka

Lol. My stubborn wife that ran away.

How you dey?

uumm:
and if you have money like him

Billionaires like you shouldn't make fun of people like me

babysmart:
Happy easter ASGs

I see some people av resumed from deir NL strike

Yup, we're back

haydot95:
I wonder where d guy enter jare...disappeared into thin air like u...I con wonder say both of una don go get jazz from ogbomosho abi

I no be Ogbomosho pikin na.
Na understatement be their pikin.

davidbanner:
I talked to a stalite in church now and she told me that d digital signature stuff means---- write down your signature on a white paper(a4) scan it and upload...simple as DAT...... she also told me tat u could either print your payment slip either in W&B or coloured..... Oau accept any......
#Banner said so...# Team oau

Oh. Alright, thanks. That should be it then. You're the second person a stalite is telling that.

Funshorrh:
is it necessary to print d payment slip in coloured form...


Can sum1 reply pls?

It might not be necessary but it's important if you hate stress like me. Nuff said.

emekakelvin:
All what they asking from you is just your signature which will be requested from you in any examination. One of the major reasons they requested for it is to generate your I. D Card and to prevent the act of impersonation.
In a nutshell, they simply want you to upload your signature by inscribing it on a white paper, preferably at the back of your passport.

Dazall

Thanks, bruv.

Who has other ideas about what the digital signature should be?

OAUTemitayo:
Arogunmasa ke? Just append your signature on a paper, scan and upload.
According to a stalite.

I think your answer is still the most plausible. Thanks. And I was confusing you with Ladokun12.

haydot95:
ogbeni...so finally u don show face ba? Goat wia u enta? Dem kidnap u??

Haydot95 of life. How you dey na? Wey your brother understatement ?

OAUTemitayo:
Well every descendant of Lisabi is a warrior. Thanks for the honour.

I talk am na

dejii01:
Lol.

a type of electronic signature that encrypts documents with digital codes that are particularly difficult to duplicate.

^ Here's a better definition.

Can someone who understands what this translates to in real,everday life help?

SMH. And the olodo boy was gloating. Oshisco!

OAUTemitayo:
Arogunmasa ke? Just append your signature on a paper, scan and upload.
According to a stalite.

OH. I thought about that for a while. Thanks. Any other ideas?

And how come you forgot the name i gave you?

dejii01:
How is that geek language? It's self explanatory na

We know you talk to computers

Stop gloating and explain.

OAUTemitayo:
Have you paid your acceptance?

Chief Arogunmasa,long time oh. How are the bushmeats and the gods?

Yes,i paid today. My father has a 24 hours,7 days working bank in his room.

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Ignore all the above,my brother. i haven't paid. But can you help with what i asked?

uumm:
talking about going off the radar, the guy i'm quoting now ^^^ has done his fair share of "off-radar going"..
I've been around, ghost mode. Where have you been?

I've also been hovering jare .The thread became boring and lifeless after a while and i figured that i could do other things with the free time. We'll talk well when we see,by God's grace. Please try to contribute more as we draw closer to the resumption. The more contributions everyone of us make individually,the more the quiet ones will speak up.

Er...Please what is a digital signature?

Here's what i saw on the net:

A digital code (generated and authenticated by public key encryption) which is attached to an electronically transmitted document to verify its contents and the sender's identity.

The problem is that all this is geek language. Can someone who understands what this translates to in real life help? How can we generate a digital signature? Where do we go? What do we use?

Cc: deji01

dejii01:

Smh. Be forming clueless there.
And answer your pings.

dejii01:
I was able to access the [url=eportal.oauife.edu.ng]eportal[/url]

So what happens if someone carelessly rejects his result?

"The person" will go to Synagogue Church Of All Nations.There,they will cast out the stubborn demons placed on them by their now late village witches.

queenabby:
yes we will do a lot of chemistry,did u like chemistry

Yes, I did. We will have chemistry when we resume sef

dejii01:

Memmy's baby sugar pie.

Aka Lion baby

uumm:
"our independence day"
touchè

The brother, how are you doing? You've been more scarce than a honest politician.
You just went off the radar.

Dammytrager:
One of the world's latent silent killers is boredom. Having nothing to do or nowhere to go can be very frustrating Especially in a Country like Nigeria where PHCN as economical with power distribution. To a talented individual, that void of idleness can be filled by exercising that God given talent, But what hope does a non-talented guy like me have, or let's say I have not discovered my talent.

Waking up everyday with no specific activity in mind makes life looks like a chore all thanks to my school OAU who put all its fresher's on a compulsorily 9 month long vacation due to strikes caused by the selfish interests of some individuals, my consolation rests in the date May 3rd 2015, a day when I'll feel like a prisoner granted freedom after 30years in jail, a day that will put an end to all my agony and misery, a day that will bring smiles to many faces, a day when parents will set their children on the course of life, a day that will mark the beginning of greatness in many young minds, Its our independent day.

Dedicated to all OAU freshers


Written by:
Dammytrager

Herta la Victoria, sempre!

#AlutaContinua

Ose jor. God bless you. You've been selfless here. I had thought you'd grow tired when you first began the count down. Your tenacity is a talent in itself. Iris bionic.

You might have no obvious talent but I have a quote I saw during the holiday. It's by a famous writer. Everyone can learn from it.

"I have no talent for writing but I discovered too late; i had already become famous and hugely successful [paraphrased]"

Happy Easter to everyone. I think we would do better to be calm about the registration process. OAU understands that their website should be the sole means of getting information across to us. If something isn't on the website, no need to be fussy about it. Lerrus wait, biko. The fussiness will be the undoing of many when the process starts. All these many many questions and enquiries will only unnerve us when we don't get answers. We might as well keep them till OAU decides to tell us the next line of action.

Let us be Jega in our approach of this Orubebeic period.

Eşe

dejii01:

Lizard

queenabby:
yes we will do a lot of chemistry,did u like chemistry

*in Oyo accent* Ezalay!

We will do Chemistry, a loooooot.

queenabby:
swirat ke?am nt o
den u too ar a chemical broda

sweetheart
/ˈswiːthɑːt/
noun
noun: sweetheart; plural noun: sweethearts

* a person with whom someone is having a romantic or sexual relationship.
"the pair were childhood sweethearts"

* used as a term of endearment or affectionate form of address.

* a particularly lovable or pleasing person or thing.


"Chemistry sister" was used in light of the fact that you and i will probably take a whole lot of Chemistry courses together.
Don't mind me.All a big misunderstanding.

queenabby:
lol u ar funny o
point of correction ind chm nt chm

I know, swirrat, I know. I'm in Chemical Engineering That's why you're a Chemistry sister.

dejii01:
What course were you admitted for?

Ashawo osi
She's not in Computer Engineering department
But she's a Chemistry sister

How una dey na? Se oun dun daa daa?

*cycles away slowly*

Great ASGs, weep for mother OAU for she has accepted brazillian hair in place of dignity. She has abandoned her children like a brainless Ostrich.

On a more serious note, I've sarted to regret the day I started nurturing the ambition to become an OAU student. They don't give two damns about us. I pray I won't already start hating that school before resumption. I'm so pissed and angry right now






















All the above was a lil drama.Its a lie oh. Hehehehehehehehehe.
How is everyone doing na? Don't let this people break your spirits like the guy i just finished acting as oh. Let's keep hoping and waiting on God while bettering ourselves. Our set will be excellent because fire produces quality gold. Make the most of your time and you'll be grateful for it. I heard OAU isn't a place for the mentally lazy. We should begin the training beforehand. So,i'll be back when we've become very close to resumption.

*slips into ghostly attire and exits*