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EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 8:52pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
angry
kiss cheesy *singing Ada Ada*
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 8:31pm On Nov 20, 2014
Juicypunny:
MY PUSSSY HAS BEEN SCRATCHING ME SINCE YESTERDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE BEEN WET ALL THROUGH.
I TRIED FÌNGERING IT BUT NOT SATISFYING.

I NEED A BIG BLACK CORK. cry cry
Your first diagnosis seems to be wetness.
About 5ml of Hydrogentetraoxosulphate(vi) should do the magic. This is a very effective drying agent.

As for your need of a cork, you can visit the nearest physics lab and get one but I'm not sure they will have black ones. Most are just brown.

And you say you need all this for a cat embarassed
Why don't you just sell the cat, there is a place on Allen Avenue where you will meet customers. smiley




Rada rada ,the end is really upon us. angry undecided
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:05pm On Nov 20, 2014
hausadreturn:
Hmmmm. We did Psy 207 (Developmental Psy) exam today. Trust the dept. of psychology & their style....
They gave 75 questions (40 minutes objectives) without numbering them. Worse is i thought it was 74 until other people told me they numbered 75. Which means one mistake affects d whole answers. For that a female was shedding tears as if she had lost someone.
>
Get prepared.
embarassed Na fight? grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 5:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Okay, i'm asking.
grin angry grin stubborn shild
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 3:22pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Dude! I mean, babe! Oh, i forgot you're neither any of the two. I don't do drugs.
grin Abeg, I don't have energy for your wahala this afternoon.

What I'll just ask is; what brand of crack do you take that makes your bodyguards appear ? cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 3:18pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
None that i know of.
Good, for once. *whew* embarassed
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:37pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Timmy, the master bluffer. I have bodyguards and they're 6ft+ tall.
shocked shocked someone has been smoking good weed grin grin

Chiamaka's home for imaginary friends. grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:35pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Boys bear Chima, boys bear Bolu, girls bear Alex, girls bear Seyi etc.
Again, i'll ask,answer with a simple yes or No; angry

Do boys bear Chiamaka ?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:08pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
shocked You're a neuterhuh Just when i was planning to consider you. angry We're done. tongue
Lol....better start signing up people that will help you cry anytime I see you because I don't think one person can shed all that tears. grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
What's funny? undecided
You're the one looking for trouble now Oh gringringrin lipsrsealed
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2014
dejii01:
Na so the boredom reach? grin grin
My brother, e pass like that oh grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:44am On Nov 20, 2014
Muyogoa:
guy, i know fit type jare. It can't be easy to type those questions with phone. The question carry i ,ii,iii and a,b,c,d. Etc but some questions like what is a positron,mole,average bond energy were asked. Those que would carry few marks compared to those calculations that follows,besides most of those que are A level not O Level. I mean they are advanced and u can't solve most of them except no 3 which is stoichiometry and balancing redox and ionic reaction with cal under it which i think u may still try in it.
sad please now, oya snap the page and upload.

Btw, don't be so sure we can't solve them. You don't know what we have been doing at home.

Abeg.....I take God beg you, just snap the questions clearly and upload. God bless you. embarassed cry
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:21am On Nov 20, 2014
Muyogoa:
how does dat comfort u?
Lol, I'm being sarcastic. Please, biko...can you drop the questions for us? huh
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:58am On Nov 20, 2014
Chiamaka01:
My mum is an Igbo, from the lost tribes of Israel. wink
lipsrsealed lemme not start this morning grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:57am On Nov 20, 2014
spenca:
That is how OAU exams feel like when you are done writing it , like you would have every mark in your pocket even OBJ kind of question but mate , you are in for some real Bleep ups , you ain't getting no shitty 59 the best you can have in exams that ain't logic is 45
Oh wow, that's really comforting embarassed undecided

Freshers, no pressure smiley
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:24pm On Nov 19, 2014
Muyogoa:
We did CHM 101 today. It was 6 solid theory questions. Those question tough die! Shey We offend them ni? Anyway i know i can't get less than 59 over 60 in that exam. Hope to see u guys next yr at college of health science. Cos i would be a refresher next yr with u guys. I also admitted with u guys.
Sorry O bros, I understand you must be very busy but can you pity us and drop some of the questions here? embarassed

In case you are wondering why,

The boredom is slowly sapping our spirits and we really need to know what we are getting into.
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If he were a Caucasian,our ears would have been filled with his praises.
Goal.com and brothers, una well done oh undecided angry
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In case undecided
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EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:50pm On Nov 19, 2014
icelord:
I thought u are a girl? shocked
You people actually think she is serious grin

Is Chiamaka even a masculine name? embarassed
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:46pm On Nov 19, 2014
Hallelujah Sombori! The operation was successful cheesy grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Oh, well, since you're so hot and I know it, you're now my one and only. cool
undecided oh.....puleeeeease....I don't like nerdy boys, their fingers are always sticky embarassed

I might consider sha sad



























Or maybe not. grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:55pm On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
My girlfriend is from New Zealand, and you're Yoruba, so did you also do a race changehuh
Do you know the man called Melchizedek?

We always assume he had to be Hebrew but he had no genealogy.

embarassed need I say more?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 2:53pm On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
That's true, so how come dora called you grandpa, earlierhuh
She had to pick a sex.
Angels have no sex, yet most people refer to them as he Or him.

grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 1:30pm On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
You lost me, Timmy had a gender change? He has a girlfriend? Or had?
She/He didn't have a gender before but she/he does now. cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 1:28pm On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Timmyhuh I have a girlfriend, now. Check my dp. You should have done the surgery earlier.
angry embarassed I'm the same person on your dp now, stop trying to deceive them.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 1:27pm On Nov 19, 2014
dejii01:
Timmytimmy(f) huh huh

It haff happen
grin
EducationRe: 7 Ways You Waste Mental Energy Without Realizing It by Timmytimmy:
This is good stuff. smiley
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:36am On Nov 19, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Did I miss something? Again, was i female?
You can be male..... grin cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:33am On Nov 19, 2014
haydot95:
small time now,Timmy go turn female...and the lawv story go continue
grin
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