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Dammytrager:
he wud, u didn't do plastic surgery

Don mind her....if I get angry self, I'll print the picture and paste it around OAU.
Missing person's notice, call so and so number for a reward.

Dammytrager:
y=5+x, x=p!, p=a^a+b^b
find y?...
note:y is d number of years u will spend in d varsity
so there is enuf time gan

Don't do that now.

Chiamaka01:
You won't recognise me, i've grown taller, i don't wear glasses all the time and in fact, yours is a lost cause.

Hahaha......Chiamaka, that's my role you're trying to play.i usually do the bluffing so I know all the bluffing tactics.

Your reply just made me more serious about it

We shall see

Dammytrager:
hahaha!!!...e-fight?...ion believe in d e-world I'll prefer d physical combat...hope we're gonna take lessons on dat too

Don't worry.....there's time ehn.5 years + x

Chiamaka01:
Not finishing you off when i had the chance is my biggest regret.

Donr worry....you'll get the chance when we resume. I have your your picture, locating you shouldn't be so hard.
I'll come with a pistol that I'll lend to you.

Dammytrager:

Dammy is adapting fast, I'm teaching him how to start an e-fight and he's following with rapt attention.

Dammytrager:
U will always forgive me cos ur heart is as tender n wool n not as hard as hard as Diamond like Timmy's

Btw, Timmy is my mentor.

Don't worry my boy, one day you'll be like me.

babysmart:
rotfl...u dese guys ehn...see I go sue una o
dammytrager said I av som heart bt pls dnt push me to d wall o

Some sugar, some garri, some butter, some jam, some heart.

Uncountable nouns....How many hearts exactly do you have self?
I smell a lot of heartbreak.

Chiamaka01:
Answer me in Igbo, if you want be to reverse the situation. Kedu?

The dude is taken dear....And word around is that she schooled not in France but in Afghanistan.

dejii01:
Seems Timmytimmy has a favorite student already

Dammy,Deji is searching for your trouble oh.Where did you keep it?

Or is it aunty mi?

Dammytrager:
A Lawyer begging a doctor
Do lawyers actually beg?...Baby sure has sum heart
I trust we Engineers
we act like kings, we talk as kings, we move like kings n we rule like Kings cos we're kings or Timmy wah do u say

* in Osuofia's voice* it is so my brother.

asiri tu o : The secret has been revealed.

Ma be nikan o se ni ko kunle pelu : Don't "only" beg, why don't you also kneel?
NB; And she says she can speak yoruba


Ife e ti n sa lo : Your love is running away


Efyzhi and Babysmart 1 : 0 Timmytimmy

Btw.....The Bolded would make a lot of sense.

Chiamaka01:
Your manipulation has no hold on me.

Only the ones being manipulated accuse people of manipulation. Don't worry dear, we shall put your statement to the test in due time.

Keep wondering......

babysmart:
you don't av to beg...let me b nice here is d translation.
ask Timmy

babysmart:
dnt worry, we no fit sell u...knwin mr Timmytimmy is a military man

efyzhi:
Lwkmd........... U dey fear.
.........
Timmytimmy wa ooooo......... Ife e ti n sa lo...........
Lolz

Aunty mi.....you're becoming too loyal oh

Efyzhi.....Na me and you for this thread

Chiamaka.......

Chiamaka01:
Hehehehehe We don catch am. Saved for future references.

I might be lying.

dejii01:
You're not serious

I implore Timmy to be careful in Moremi306. We won't want to hear that you are father already, would we?

That's a carryover course.
Only unserious people in MOZ101 do it.

Benvolio:
so u propose negotiation? ?

children of nowadays self

babysmart:
hmmn...u see...dats because u ar an igbo girl...I'm not saying Yoruba is d simplest because I'm a Yoruba girl, honestly ask people from other tribes, dey will tell u dat Yoruba is not hard

Sis, I'm a Yoruba boy and believe me...that Language is hard. Your Lagos yoruba is deceiving you Go to Oyo town and see pure, unadulterated yoruba. You'll run!

I agree with Chiamaka on this one. I stayed in the North for a very short time. Hausa is easy. Deji can explain better.
The only problem is that igbo is the most difficult to learn. With all their innuendos and dangerous stressing of parts of syllables.

Dammytrager:
m a diligent student sir
*bows head

Lol.... At this rate, you should have no carryover course like Moremi306

It's reserved for people like Deji

Mizkelz, you just made one of the biggest mistakes a female Nairalander can make. I didn't quote you for that reason, kindly remove your number before a wicked person quotes you.

Dammytrager:
dats perfect timing for u, I wish u best of luck in ur quest n m sure by d tym u finish u shd v become a computer guru...l shd b coming around month ending sha for ma certificate, so i was wondering if u wud like to....its ur call

Look who's learning fast, that's more like it.

dejii01:
As you proposed earlier, man would consider porting to nursing.

I'm telling you.

Dammytrager:
R u saying we shd cross multiply?

Na you talk am oh.

dejii01:
Funny how I belong to this faculty but not involved. Girls aren't interested in I.T.

Is this life?

LMAO.......Deji, it's called nemesis

lildrop:
i was given lollymak hostel edunabon.
m sure i will hate dat place. pls any1 shud tell me about dat hostel

You're in Edunabon?
You might have issues with distance.

The hostel's name sounds strange. It should be a new hostel.

Chiamaka01:
Okay.

Hurt intended by me this morning.

Dammytrager:
Timmy I promise u a bullet

Bruh.....you know I'm your boy now, anytime anyday
Have you noticed something. I know a girl from your department and you know a girl from mine.

*im Brain's voice* Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

babysmart:
u ehn ...Timmy said nd I quote, 'it av tey wen u av spoil'

Leave Deji.....I will personally hand him over for maximum shishi when he starts misbehaving

Dammytrager:
Hey!...hw on earth do u knw dat, I dont talk to anyone there

Dammy Dammy........do you really know the place? I've warned you to desist from such

superT14:
Timmy timmy....e b lyk say u wan make I bomb u abi....y u dey use style woo d gal wey I dey dream of using as my case study for moz101...chai....dere z God oo.....@chi chi....words can't express aw I truly luvs u....pls can I hav ur no?

*Climbs tree with zobo and cabin biscuit while waiting for him to come and say *

Btw......who still uses the word "woo" in 2014?

Mizkelz:
Im lukin for dammytrager ooo....did u go to lagos city computer college?

Won't you look for me?

kemai1:
guys anything about the second list

Nah....we are all still waiting, that's why we are trying to cheer ourselves for the time being.