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EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 9:43am On Nov 10, 2014
Dammytrager:
Pastor Timmy I was only asking for Prayer linesgrin
Hahahahaha......Dammy, you too? Being a pastor could be fun, you know? cheesy

Chiamaka01:
Hearsay.
Hmmmmmm.......I wonder why I don't believe you, me thinks it's personal experience. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Comedy Videos by Timmytimmy: 9:33am On Nov 10, 2014
MissTeaseMe:
That makes sense
Now we are getting somewhere

So why did you choose the bible's tales and legends above that of hundreds of other religions. What makes it true and makes others silly?

Thank you sir
I'll be back later in the day to answer the questions you raised but for now, let me just say that I'm not going to preach any religion to you yet. I am here to show you that atheism thrives not on it's own evidences but by trying to pull down the evidences of theism.

Also, I knew you'll take my bait about the throwing of Absolutes out of the window because that is what atheists do. But how can you do this? I just told you that millions and people were murdered because of that belief.

Can there not come a time in the world when men will have a seemingly valid economic or political theory with which to make killing right ,afterall what are human beings but a collocation of atoms? You have already agreed with me that the reason you know murder is wrong is because you were taught.

Before I come back, please read up on Josef Stalin and how his hatred for things religious and his reading the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche helped him build his political and economic theory that led to the death of many.

Thanks a lot for your replies, God bless.
Don't worry, you're already on your way to agnosticism, when I saw your posts this morning, I had a surge of hope. Take care.


Mr Davien,*chuckles* I know what I'm about to say may seem unfair but really, I don't think I can discuss anything meaningful with you online. I know many like you and I see a lot of prejudice and bias in your posts. Engaging you in an argument will have one inevitable end: sharp disagreements where either side ends up angry and more prejudiced towards the other belief system coupled with the waste of a huge amount of time and energy and that is something i can't lose now. I hope you understand that I have nothing against you, im just politely declining. Goodluck to you.
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 9:06am On Nov 10, 2014
lilchris04:
Also, is it true that students studying Medicine & Surgery don't go on strike?
They use an academic calendar quite different from ours and they cannot go on strike till they receive instructions from the Person in charge of the College of Medicine but that doesn't mean that they do not go on strike. They go on strike but it depends on the gravity of the cause of the strike. At least last time OAU was on strike because of the issue of fees, they were also told to go home.
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2014
lilchris04:
Wow! January, 2016huh?!
Do you prefer 2017? grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:39pm On Nov 09, 2014
sketcherJ:
give me for free my broda .......its all for d gud cause.........all for d gud cause
See this dude oh, who told you I have weapons?
Abeg oh......except you want paper gun or rubber band and paper bullet.
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 10:26pm On Nov 09, 2014
Johnwills:
O my Goodness! For a very long time now, this thread has been moving with uniform speed of 0.01 m/s...what a "slowness!"
where are our engineers and scientists...? This thread needs to be accelerating jor!

TimmyTimmy, change gear and match the accelerator....

Moyes, I hope the gear box is in good condition....what grade of petrol is the engine using...?

Dora, please check the systolic and diastolic pressure....give the thread hot injection.

Chiamaka, get the Defibrillator sharp sharp....

SuperT, oya..push the thread....lol

*oya...make una de do. I wan go cal mechanic*grin

This thread must accelerate....
Johnwills' Weed man is sick cry
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2014
hausadreturn:
Molotov cocktail....GTA?
Yup.....GTA, Die Hard,Splinter Cell etc.

It's an actual actual weapon bro...Liquid Bomb. grin
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 10:22pm On Nov 09, 2014
lilchris04:
Wait sef oh, ex-predites after the pd, when will we resume part 1?
If everything goes as planned, it should be January but with the election and OAU's unfortunate appetite for meaningless strikes.......need I say more? Just pray, we ASGs started our own since.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:05pm On Nov 09, 2014
hausadreturn:
Molotov cocktail....GTA?
Yup.....GTA, Die Hard,Splinter Cell etc.

It's an actual actual weapon bro...Liquid Bomb. grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:02pm On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Don't mind me, oh. I'm a peace-loving person.
I know right......who doesn't love love peace? grin



Everyone, except some of us angry....and you just won yourself a stalker on OAU campus cheesy
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy:
Chiamaka01:
Ejo, oh. Hope i spelt that correctly. I'm just whining you guys and it's fun. But, choirmasters are usually bad, oh.
I know you're whining and that's why I'm gonna revenge later...... angry grin and enjoy it well.

Watch your back.Also,remind me if I forget or your punishment becomes more. angry

Hint: As from today, when you attack and/or oppose anyone and/or their views on NL either by way of joke or being serious. WATCH YOUR BACK!

God bless you. kiss grin




Btw, Chiamaka, choirmasters are bad? HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? Care to share the event that inspired this with them or should I just tell them for you? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Comedy Videos by Timmytimmy: 9:38pm On Nov 09, 2014
MissTeaseMe:
AT LAST (maybe undecided)
Someone who can reason objectively.
I beg for answers to all the questions you raised.
Please kindly tell me how religion has answered this questions objectively (using your own words)
Has religion been able to prove that our sense of moral is from God?

Has religion been able to prove that the galaxy was created by God?

Please share with us.

And which of the religious accounts of creation do you believe and why?

Why are the answers your religion provide the right ones?

Please oblige me and lets discuss this objectively now.

Thank you
Glad you are here
I'll start by stating that my perogative is to tell you why I'm not an atheist and to prove that atheism isn't a smart choice. It is self-defeating. In later posts l'll say my religion and why I have that believe system.

Firstly, the issue of an absolute Law is one that we cannot over look in our quest for truth.
You asked me to show how religion explains Morality and ethics. I'll give a very simpe and logical answer to this and give an illustration from one of the most epic trials in History; the Nuremberg trials.

I never implicitly said our sense of moral is from God. You must understand that anything that deals with what is good and what is bad is purely a result of your environment and culture. What this means in essence is that an uncivilised person say a person living in the Amazon forest who happens to be a cannibal believes that eating people is good.
Murder means nothing to such a person. Stealing means nothing to such a person.

Doesn't this follow that at some point in history there must have been a sort of revelation or giving of an Absolute Law or code of living by an entity that exists outside the universe? If man became moral beings on their own like I suspect you'll say, then what is our yardstick for measuring right and wrong? Is it just a random poll of what we all agree on?

If atheism is true, there is no Moral Law in this universe? There is no absolute right and wrong!

To drive home my point, i'll paint a scene from the Nuremberg trial of the Holocaust.

At the Nuremberg trials, there was a fascinating dialogue going on all the time about how these judges would defend themselves. The man that defended them kept on saying that they were operating according to the Laws of the Land.

Those laws validated the death of over 11 million people. The country validated those Laws!!!!

Finally, in frustration, somebody said "gentlemen, is there not a LAW above our Laws?

And if you ask an atheist, there is no law above our Laws.


I'll answer your next question about the galaxy in my next post.

I'll round up this one by saying, the fact that you have noticed inconsistencies in theism doesn't mean there aren't more in athiesm.

Allow me to define atheism; it is not a believe that says I don't think there is a God. It is saying "I am sure that there is no God. It is affirming a negative in the Absolute and that is an illogical conclusion. Why? It is equivalent to saying there is no tree with 500000 leaves anywhere in the umiverse.The only way to affirm that is to have unlimited knowledge of the universe.

Atheism says "I have infinite knowledge to say that there is no one's with infinite knowledge".

Be right back.........Let's sit tight. smiley
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 8:42pm On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Just lend me a rifle.
Chiamaka, why do I get the feeling that your asking for a rifle was a silent jab at me. angry

Just pray I don't catch you outside...... angry
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 8:39pm On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Timmy is a choir master. Except if you mean worship lines. *runs out to call the fire fighters*
LMAO grin grin gringringringrin Chiamaka, if I I catch you ehn.

Dammy, don't mind her oh, she wants a big brother like you to be mad at a lil shide like me cry

I was joking about your lines (from one side of my mouth) and now I'm saying that they are top-notch from another side. cheesy I'm forgiven right? cry
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 5:42pm On Nov 09, 2014
Dammytrager:
Timmy=Anti-dammy
It took me a long tym to decode dat, but nevertheless since u're a master in d business maybe I could get new cables lines from u
Lmao.....Oga mi, no dey press P for your boy now. cryYou know it's a characteristic of children like me to Make jokes about our mentors. smiley

Fire on, bro.......we are learning even when we don't admit it.

Btw, I am pro-Dammy and also, your lines are state of the art. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Comedy Videos by Timmytimmy: 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2014
MissTeaseMe:
There is no logical argument for religion. It's all based on speculations. Facts can be proven. The proofs and be repeated over and over again at the right conditions.
There are far more inconsistencies in atheism and there is actually more evidence for the existence of God than against it if you're being objective. That's why men like Bill Gates and Blaise Pascal came to the conclusions they did.

Firstly, I'm not a religious person, I just need answers to certain questions.

Where did you get your sense of morality and ethics from? Do you realise that cannibals in thick jungles eat their own children?


Have you ever read about the complexity of the Galaxy?

I actually almost became an atheist until I discovered that it takes more faith to be an atheist than a theist. There are a million questions that atheists cannot answer but always gives the silly answer that science will answer it in years.

Besides, most of those videos show an incredibly high level of ignorance( or is it bias) on the part of whoever created them.

I love carrying out intelligent and objective conversations with atheists and skeptics and I say this with all due respect to the atheists on this thread. Some of you have taken it as a point of duty to convert this "unyielding" believers hence you aren't being objective.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:50pm On Nov 09, 2014
sketcherJ:
U are happy cos?miss
Molotov cocktail or taser? grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:49pm On Nov 09, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Let me break it down for you. I used a *laughing* emoticon in quoting his post because what he said was funny. Do you understand why, now?
grin should I bring boxing gloves or a flame thrower?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 11:51pm On Nov 08, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Timmy burning Dammy's cables since the days of Lucifer. sad angry embarassed
It's not my fault oh, these cableslines have expiry dates and he wants to go on using them.

Imagine.......and they expired since the time of Lucifer, ahann!!! gringringrin

DAMMY, please search for newer lines, I wish you a lot of goodluck with that and Patience as all the girls will avoid you for the time being. embarassed gringringringrin
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2014
Dammytrager:
u're welcome to Nairaland and d OAU thread, r u already a student, if yes wat course or an embryo(fresher) course?
n finally greatest awoiteshuh...do u plan on staying in awo or wah, or r u d gal dat slept in awo lol
Those lines my friends are the kinda lines Adam used on Eve. grin


Dammy, using old lines since the beginning of time gringringrin embarassed tongue
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:35am On Nov 08, 2014
lilcharlo:
please I was referred to McPherson university..... for biochemistry.... is there any other person that was referred too?
I believe this was discussed earlier on this thread.
We don't know for certain but the general consensus is that it's to divert the pressure that students that haven't been admitted have been mounting on the Deans.

Look into it; call the number in the text message and hear what they have to say.
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 3:58pm On Nov 07, 2014
understatement:
k..so how's been ur holiday?
grin lipsrsealed I fold hand dey observe.
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 3:57pm On Nov 07, 2014
Darlene1:
A friend was given 'Dr Adeniji block A'.... any info pls. I've turned to his' informator'
Understatement and haydot95's hostel.

Where are they?
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2014
lildrop:
y dnt yu stay at lag n b recievn lectures at moro den since lagos is good
It's not as far if you take the bush paths...About 15mins or there about if you're trekking.
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by Timmytimmy: 10:51am On Nov 07, 2014
sazy:
I was given
Dividend of prayer Hostel room: DIV/BLK A...
..pls ex predite is d hostel OK....is it far from d skul cdl campus....is dir bole hole dir or well.......is d hostel big...nd hw many per room......
uumm's hostel......it's a good hostel, I believe.

Anyone in Genesis hostel?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 10:48am On Nov 07, 2014
haydot95:
2 words..."I'm alive" so,try dropping ur bombs again...I tell u say I don go ogbomosho,u thought I was joking?
Eh?......juju survive hydrogen bomb? shocked
No comments undecided
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy:
Look at this one;
A professor is trying to explain to a student that a situation in their county is quite different from the way that it is in other countries. Let's assume the situation is the authority of the UNO and we will refer to the situation as "that"

Professor: Our situation does not apply in other countries.
Student: How does that not apply there?
Professor: That that is (here) is that that is not (there)
Student:is that it?
Professor: it is.

I hope you you can see that there are alternatives? cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:24am On Nov 07, 2014
uumm:
Timmytimmy and understatement, here's your scenario..

let's assume there's a guy who's really confused (we'll call him confused guy), and he needs answers to two seemingly difficult questions ("what is" and "what is not"wink . Now the answers to these questions can only be provided by two guys (guys A &B).. here's their reply

guy A: that that is, is.
guy B(quickly chips in): that that is not, is not.
confused guy (surprised at how easy the answer was) : is that it ?
guys A & B : it is.


i think this scenario is the most understandable,... until proven wrong. smiley
wow...on point!
But I believe the punctuations can be placed in other ways.
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 1:12am On Nov 07, 2014
haydot95:
#"bazookates" his jet before he could fire any missile# target destroyedcheesy
*Unfortunately, jet has missile deflector which deflects the bazookas missile*
*drops Hydrogen Bomb and watches as Nairaland blows into smithereens* angry grin gringringringringrin
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by Timmytimmy: 12:53am On Nov 07, 2014
haydot95:
I dey man the gate na...incase that timmy boi wan come claim omo onile 4 here
*flies in with fighter jet carrying missiles*
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:53pm On Nov 06, 2014
understatement:
picture this scenario....

two soldiers holding a slave captive cus only him can recognise what they are anxiously looking for in a jungle...

1st soldier all of a sudden sees smtin on a tree and stutterly said THAT?THAT IS!

2nd soldier asks the slave: IS THAT(it)?

Slave replies:THAT IS NOT(it)

1st soldier with a disappointing face asks IS NOT?

moving forward a bit,the first soldier sees smtin himself and asks:IS THAT IT?

Slave reluctantly sayingsadyes)IT IS....

In other words...ur answer is very wrong mr lecturer...if not,give me a picaresque answer if it does make brain like this.....(Hahahah...spicing thread tins)....
Punctuations are a funny thing, I believe almost everyone can validate their answers with an explanation.

Uumm, give us a scenario where such sentences may be used. embarassed
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 4:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
Benvolio:
u neva tufan? d bazooka go turn flower or fruit!
I'm waiting for the day when an Army of babalawos will march against the American army. That would be the next Holocaust after Hitler.

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