₦airaland Forum

sexdoll:
yeah.

i was seriously over used last nite.

my pussy is still hurting from being overworked.

so please kindly update me on what has been going on.

sorry about your pussy...a certain celebrity came online accusing a taxify driver kidnap and attempted rape. so people have been taking sides based on their interpretation of the stories. Adekunle now 'come and go and' join mouth saying people who think the guy is innocent are animals. people now vex they now come and tackle him he now come and say he was misunderstood but we the elders know he have fuqk up

Papiikush:
Lol... I don't flatter myself. You are my slave, I am the source of your happiness.

You tried so hard to become a friend but I turned you down because I discovered you were gay and ever since then you keep trying to get my attention by all means.

https://www.nairaland.com/4307780/tboss-not-roll-small-boys/2#64471305

https://www.nairaland.com/4312178/davido-girlfriend-chioma-avril-rowland/3#64531424

https://www.nairaland.com/4198576/unilag-girl-recounts-rape-beg/6

https://www.nairaland.com/3587307/big-brother-naija-2017-live/2149

https://www.nairaland.com/4184694/bobrisky-gate-man-jacob-dance


I am your lord and master.

I am your source of relevance, I own your emotions and I can manipulate it to my will.

You have to follow me all over nairaland because I made you my slave whose purpose is to walk behind his master. I'll keep kicking your ass any day, any time.

Like I said, when you are done running after my comments, let me know

guy kokuma kill him! why leave him hanging for dear life?

sexdoll:
Please who can be kind enough to tell me what has been going on?

Seems like I just woke up now.

can't blame yourself na, you are a sexdoll!

Chai...fuckng coward! you no get mind before, you decide take Nigerians on. Now or are stammering... I didn't say...?
Gerrarahia mehn! No be only Adekule gold na Adekunle pako!

Your death wont move pin! Buhari to Daura is a one way ticket. He booked it himself through incompetence and ineffectiveness. Anyone still campaigning for Buhari must be seen as an enemy of the state and as such be shown no love.

#Buhari2Daura2019

herdekunley9ja:
okocha!!!

True that bros worst die. was he a good dribbler? no! he was a great dribbler. was he good footballer? No...he was a waste of talent!

Pubichairs:
Nollywood is Tony Umez...he is prone to JuJu so he shouldn't be counted

juju too dey catch that guy abeg!

nahinbdis:
More or Less what happened from all the available facts:

Madam enters the car and the guy asks... Where are you going

Madam says drive... I will tell you

Guy says I can't move an inch if I don't know where you are going, if not, come down

Madam says I won't tell you and I won't come down

Guy says come down... Come down

Madam just relax dey chill... Until I get another taxi and the person arrives, I won't come down

Guy says you won't come down abi? He starts the car and starts driving home

Madam starts filming.

Guy gets to the gate and steps out to open it

Madam seizes car keys and still refuses to come down.

Guy is confused. Which kain wahala be dis?

Give me my keys and come down or I drag you out... Guy threatens

Madam says you can't do nothing. If you touch me I will deal with you

Guy starts dragging with her for the keys and collects it and grabs her to drag her out of the car

Madam reaches for pepper spray and unleashes her weapon while screaming... Then runs away

Madam is not satisfied with that and wants to deal with the guy more

Madam goes online to label him rapist and kidnapper

The authorities including Taxify move against the poor guy

Madam wins... But should she?

The truth and nothing buy the truth!

TonyeBarcanista:
So, I am somewhat related to Dangote?

93rd cousin 100 times removed

princechurchill:
""" when one of u have loads of swagger but the other has none"""someone please interpret that line for me am not understanding

you saw that right? terrible way to advertise.

BANTADDA:
Answers are correct. Please explain with working atleast one of the questions.

I know it is correct because, I have come across the question and answer before, though it did not show working/s.

Thanks.

. multiply each by 3 subtract 5 from each answer.

Johnpea:
Just saw this now.... If its an assignment, thank me later �

correct...the puzzle is to multiply each figure by 3 and subtract 5.

national helm too dey lie abeg. them go just carry random pictures create story for there and people just swallow. what is in this picture that relates to the people described in the story which all talked about her workers. where are they?if the story is true set, if u had an agreement with the client, take her to court.

na me be the girl

Centurion04:
One message to both our political /religious leaders.... "FEAR GOD! "

those people no just free fear God mehn!

TribesNG:
Stop talking asif if you steal 10bn whether you go use am help your state. Idiot and stupid hypocrite. No difference between you and Government wey be theif. Whether the money comes from heaven or hell I'm 10000% sure that you wont be able to spend 1% on your state. idiot

you are still talking nonsense really. you are not addressing the points and I can't really thinknyou are an adult. in a state where among other issues they do not own any industries, the governor is insensitive to the plight of the people, their women are taken to states like Lagos abuja and rivers to be house maids, their me are gatemen all over the country, a governor decides to splash #10b on church building and you see nothing wrong with that. na poverty go kill your family. you are here comparing me with adeboye saying bullshit, a man who has influence and the capacity to use this influence to be a catalyst for positive change in the country yet is just a charlatan a man who (probably ) has god at heart but never the people at heart. let me reiterate what lots of people have said. Akwa ibom and for the most part Nigeria do not NEED #10b churches, we need #10b industries and companies.

I know you still won't understand. The sheep never really know it is an animal.

TribesNG:
Person spend a whole 10bn to build a church, Can your president spend even 200m on any project in Nigeria. The 10bn shows he doesn't eat money ment for building churches for God. You're siding the government that steals billions daily but are unable to raise 100m for this incident? Baba just reveal to us that you're Satan jhoor, attacking Adeboye on this shows how foolish and stupid you are. Nonsense.

sometimes it is better to not just comment, especially if you didn't read the article. what is the nonsense you just typed now? you just know people are typing 10billion do u know where the 10billion is coming from? at what point did the writer show any support for the state government?
because u worship adeboye u r so brainwashed you can't bring yourself to read an article against him. help yourself out, read the article. adeboye is not the one dropping 10billion. it's the same state government that can't raise 10million to offset hospital bills if church building collapse victims.

Finally their travails are over!

SirBrightoc:
I appreciate your insistence on getting proper response. I can understand that you want follow the Bible as your standard. That is what it should be.

Now, consider the verse 9 of that Matthew 19 already quoted up there.

And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
Matthew 19:4‭, ‬9 KJV
https://bible.com/bible/1/mat.19.4-9.KJV

Emphasis on the red.
Here, Christ clearly stated that he who marries another, even after divorcing the first, commits ADULTERY. This implies that any relationship with a 2nd wife, apart from when the first is dead, is adultery. Come to think of it, if marrying another after divorcing the first is adultery, marrying another without divorcing the first is also adultery.
Yes! Someone got born again, but already has more than one wife, does it mean that continuing to have sexual relationship with the others is not adultery? It is. Yes, it is. When a man realizes his mistakes, repentance entails correcting then. But here, you may not be able to correct it absolutely. Still, you can not continue in adultery. You must stop all sexual relationships with all, except the first. At the same time, you must provide for the rest until they remarry, if they so wish. It is a price that has to be paid.

Exodus 21:10. "If he takes to himself another woman, he may not reduce her food, her clothing, or her conjugal rights.

http://biblehub.com/commentaries/1_corinthians/7-20.htm

Samklef right now

lilfreezy:
the man probably has an ibadan sex doll with tribal marks

nice joke!

Jaytecq:
all those places are still learning... I know of a place where u humbly submit ur phone

where

Dan Iska! because of vagina, you de run naked You attend private university Babcock, how much be sex doll self?