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Celebrities › Re: Fans React Over Iyanya's Use Of A Semi-Unclad Lady For A Video Shoot (pics) by timpaker(m): 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2015

iteleaye:
Na jeje i dey wey person dey show me breast...

Fashion accessories like belts, cravat, ties, leather bags and watches all available @

No date complications for that watch and the bezel is too awkward. The skeletal mechanics too is old fashioned.

Post another collection let me see.

Poems For Review › Re: I Am Your Reliquary by timpaker(m): 8:10pm On Dec 09, 2015

Hmm mm.. . Someone is in love.

Bro. Joe help him make it romance-erotica.

Just kidding mehn.

Nice use of words

Politics › Re: Bayelsa Governorship: How The Winner Will Emerge - Daily Trust by timpaker(m): 9:57am On Dec 05, 2015

Nobody is talking about Moses Siloko Siasia, he might end up shocking both the APC and PDP.

The young dude deserve to win. Dickson has the guts to contest despite owing workers their salaries. cheesy

Fashion › Re: These Photos Of A 7-year-old Nigerian Model Have Got Everyone Talking by timpaker(m): 9:24am On Dec 05, 2015

I see nothing wrong with the pix.

Fine geh

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Politics › Re: Murray-Bruce Cruises On Small Boat To Get To His Constituency (Photos) by timpaker(m): 8:55am On Dec 05, 2015

itstpia8:
Besides, that's not what regular people use in his area.

They have canoes, he should check the flood news from some years ago.

Very funny.

You need to travel to the south south region you'll be amazed at your findings there.

Do you know that the NNPC mega station and other filling stations are built on water in Bayelsa state? If canoe was the means of transport there then why would they build such stations there?

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by timpaker(m): 11:13pm On Dec 03, 2015

ishittu:
put space between the AT and + i.e. AT +EGMR

I did that too and clicked on the SEND COMMAND and it gave me the "AT Command Msent" prompt but when I checked with *#06# to see if the change has bn effected I realised that it's unchanged

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by timpaker(m): 10:59pm On Dec 03, 2015

ishittu:
2. Download and install MTK Engineering Mode from play store.
3. Open it and click on MTK Settings
4. Then wipe your screen to left site to see Connectivity options.
5. Scroll down to CDS Information and tap on it.

6. Then, look for Radio Information, tap on it and you'll see something like:
Phone1 -
Phone2 -.
7. Click on phone 1. If you want to change your sim1 or sim2.
8. You will see AT+
9. Type any letter in the search box after AT+ and delete the letter you typed and then, choose;

For Phone 1:
“AT+EGMR=1,7,”YOUR NEW IMEI NO” (make sure you put a space between AT +EGMR)

For Phone 2:
“AT+EGMR=1,10,”YOUR NEW IMEI NO” (make sure you put a between space AT +EGMR)

10. After that, select SEND AT COMMAND. You will see a message "AT Command Msent"
11. Close everything and restart your phone, then dial *#06# to view your new imie.
12. Now, configure the APN of your Smartphone with blackberry.net and activate it as your default setting, then you are good to enjoy Glo Bis on your Android Device.

Hi,
I think I'm having issues with my change of Imei.

I recently did root my phone with 'Kingo' via PC then also downloaded 'BBgen' app on my phone to generate the new Imei, after that I followed your process as quoted above but it did not change despite having to judiciously follow the outlined steps, again to my dismay, when I dailed *#06# to see if the new Imei has reflected I discovered that it still house the old Imei.

What do I do?

Poems For Review › Re: NCPC Season 2: Weno & TheScrypt Emerge Winners Of The Renga Fiesta.... by timpaker(m): 8:39pm On Dec 03, 2015

Many congratulations to Went and TheScrypt, you guys did well and we hope to see more of your poems and write ups here on this Section.

I wish to give a shout out to all participants, you guys did well too but as yall know a winner must emerge in every competition. To me every poet that participated in this Renga Fiesta is a winner and I therefore urge you all to continue musing and evoking that bag of words that soothes the soul and pleases the eyes - that piece called poetry.

Again, I say congratulations poets.

Cheers.

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Career › Re: Fg Has Paid November Salary by timpaker(m): 1:08pm On Dec 03, 2015

I never see anything oooo. Na only alert from Etisalat telling me to text "love" to 3820 to get the best love text messages angry

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Crime › Re: Shocker!!! See The Countries That Secretly Support ISIS by timpaker(m): 12:09pm On Nov 19, 2015

Are the figures indicating the numbers of tweet per users from those states?

And USA is in that list? I think that's where they get most of their arms and ammunition from.

Crime › Re: Samson Siasia's Mother Kidnapped - by timpaker(m): 10:41am On Nov 17, 2015

I guess they're trying to stop his brother, Moses Siasia from winning the Bayelsan gubernatorial election under the PDM platform cuz they've seen how influential the young dude is. It is not there fault that there is crisis in both PDP and APC camps.

But they will be disappointed....

Bayelsa - Moses Siasia for Governor 2015

Politics › Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by timpaker(m): 6:09pm On Nov 16, 2015

N2mira:
your excuse for beign mentaly weak is just so embarassing.

How's my sole decision and opinion a problem to you?

Do you even know what "mentally weak" mean?

And PS: learn to be civil for it doesn't cost you anything as an adult.

Politics › Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by timpaker(m): 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2015

And who is he to tell me who or who not to support?

I can choose to put up anyone's flag for all I care.

Having condemned BH barbaric act severally (both past and present) and the result is something i still don't understand, so if i condemn the act in Paris it is because i don't want them to be like Nigeria where we had the chance of stopping this homegrown war but decided to politicize it to score cheap political points while also bashing certain tribe, region and faith.

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Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2015

Chuksemi:
I am fine. Studies, in progress and hopefully, I won't be that scarce again.

.... Then we await your poem on this Section

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Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 8:20pm On Nov 15, 2015

joseph1832:
Em I though I'm the one who usually doesn't disappoint Mr Tim?

You na Chairman na. grin

Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 8:17pm On Nov 15, 2015*

The Bully

I'm caught up
By this thug,
A bully from down to top,
His affront, my bug
And my meekness he flogged.

Alone he and alone I,
At the street of torment.
Fear I breath as I walk by
To face the Satan of the moment,
In a bloody sunset.

He brought out his knife
As sharp as a Croc teeth,
He threatened to steal my life
By having my arm slit
He missed and so beget my seethe.

We fought like girls
Before I stole his blade,
He screamed like a girl
When his attempt failed.
But that was the last sound he made.

I slit his throat
And washed my face
With his blood
So as to see his death clearer,
He tongued out like a goat
With his life on a race
To see his God,
And the devil his maker.

I peeled his skin
And made a flute with his bone
For the beast in me
Is one whose heart is made of stone...
In him I sounded a warning in fearless tone.

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Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2015

firestar:
I had red hands last night. ..
Cut palms extracting shards

Grievous

Twasn't so before the peels
Before the wet curtain
...Before the work of the day
...Before travels from the nest
Before Selfies of Fam
Before sleeping off a flu
Before joyful shouts of:
Welcome Uncle!
Before realization
...

Stay away from me
For my fingers extract
Shards...
From the water spring
*Squelch*
*Clatter*
I have got to remove everything.
...

Please... please pass the ointment
That it may heal...
Can it scab before dawn?
It hurts too much
Numb it completely
I don't want to feel
...

My face is flushed with burgurd
Eyes are puffy
I can't go to work like this!
The world would see

The keen may sight red:
On the bridge
On the crow's feet
In unsteady breaths

Ice on the blinds
Water for the spring
The land is parched
The birds won't sing

The moon has set
With the land provoked
Lightning and Fire
Will be met

And here she is...

She doesn't disappoints. cool

Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 10:19am On Nov 15, 2015

Nina4u:
wow ...u guys are good ..wish i could verbaly hear it beeing spoken with all the dramatic effect ...here is mine ..it is called Getto ... Wrote it afrer a school shooting long time in usa ...

Expectation
Mitigation
Instigation
FUC*ED UP NATION

Two little boys
One's a pim*p
The other-
A natural born killer
Stealin' guns
stealin' vans
Next thing you know
Members of the Klan
Fire in the school
Nah,fire in their brains
Inside and outside
Murder is sane
Slayer of the girls
With the pearls and the curls
Humanity
Morality
It means nothing to them
Electric chairs and eavning stares
To the cell they will be sent
Talk of the bible
Or sit there and cry
Keep cryin' little boy
Cause youre gonna fry!!!

I can feel this

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Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:43am On Nov 15, 2015

Chuksemi:
Hello, how are you?

Chairman i'm fine oooo. Enjoying the harmattan.

How's studies, and how have you been?
You just scarce for this section like fuel

Education › Re: Terrible Insect Causes Havoc In Unibadan, All Hall Of Residence[PHOTOS] by timpaker(m): 8:40am On Nov 15, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Has A Word For Nigerians Praying For Paris by timpaker(m): 8:05am On Nov 15, 2015

Nice one

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Sports › Re: Photos:former Chelsea First Team Doctor Ties The Knot by timpaker(m): 12:50pm On Nov 13, 2015

somadinho10:
babe please forgive mourinho for he know not what he is doing but........where did you get that otumokpo from?

Kenya

Celebrities › Re: R. Kelly Features Wizkid In New Album ‘the Buffet’ [see Tracklist] by timpaker(m): 12:46pm On Nov 13, 2015

Where is the track list na?

Literature › Re: Who Has An Idea What This Is About? by timpaker(m): 8:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

llaykorn:
Bravo Miss Trouble!

Cc:
JigsawKillah
timpaker

Like in secondary school days " I almost got it oooooo" angry

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Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 4:12pm On Nov 12, 2015*

[b]The Last Undertaker

A few gulp of rum
Trying to embalm sleep
After chewing pink bubble gum
Into the moment of steep.

Tipsy caresses kneading
The swollen contours
Of a dead being
After few more pours.

Her lover in 6 feet,
Lounging in an empty grave,
Laughing, through its teeth,
Maggots explores its skulled cave.

Now drunk with his mummified chap
He wrapped and nail the coffin
While she snooze in eternal nap
As the lover below loses its skin,

But poses in skeletal embrace
While partly buried in maggoty.
Sweats dribble through the face
Of the undertaker, clinching his goatee.

He laid the dead near the dead
And blinded the air through his cigar
His puffs were as large as the cloud's head
Then a housefly caused his blooper.

The fly sang 'buzzy' into his ear
And inside the grave he slipped and fell
With his mummified chap pinning him there,
And like a baby he screamed and yelled.

His yell woke the maggots
And they chewed hard
Like a fa g would chew a faggo t,
He knew that was his last card.

The maggots traveled freely into his caves,
Eating through his ear, mouth and nose
(But can he be saved?)
Only the man behind the cloud knows....

The End.

[/b]

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Literature › Re: Who Has An Idea What This Is About? by timpaker(m): 2:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

Sports › Re: Suspects In The Chelsea Recent Loss Of Matches by timpaker(m): 2:19pm On Nov 12, 2015

The doctor's sack.

Truth be told, I love that woman's face and it is cuz of her i watch Chelsea play and those times I pray for foul or injury so that i can see her jug into the field. To me that face is a goal. (You know what i mean)

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Music/Radio › Re: ★ [VIDEO] Olamide – “MVP” by timpaker(m): 1:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

dason4life:
Baddo omo Mushin!!!
Oshe

Mushin ke? He rep. Bariga.

#IRepMushin

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