So far your car is HANDSOME and your pocket is CONFIDENTly prostruding u got all the attention you require from chics...believe me

dabrake:
I think it's better that way

,and also special training for the CLUELESS

Americans should reciprocate this gesture with GEJ special College for the mentally challenged

Fake TM shirts are very common but to buy original ones make sure u patronise shops like TWICE AS NICE i guarantee you they sell original ones at 7000 for men and 5,500 upward for ladies,i once fell for one of those fake ones before but since i started patronisinf twicw as nice,i sin no more

Federal Government college Farfaru is the closest way to test Hell for anybody that have sinned much on earth cos the heat u are gonna feel immediately u get out of Young shall grow bus can only be compared to what the bible describe about hell to us,and talk of "tightening" anything just make me laugh in greek,that place got more entrances than idumota market and swiss cheese put together, THE WORST ONE YEAR OF MY LIFE, THE DAY I GOT MY NYSC CERTIFICATE I POUR SOME SOKOTO SAND IN A BAG AND BROUGHT IT TO LAGOS TO REMIND ME NEVER TO VISIT AGAIN, somebody help me say amen

the name "JAGABAN" amongst area boys is for the Godfather, and anything that Godfather does cannot be questioned by anybody...lol

At first i thought i saw "GEJ to send birth control "PILL" to national assembly ...i would have loved that, those polygamous lawmakers needed that

Of all girls to do it for na gboko haram girl,that doesnt save him form being bombed...stupid slowpoke

may the man that ever try this never see favour in the face of God, he shall forever be trampled on by the womenfolk, and his mother shall weep that she should have aborted his foetus if she had forseen this,all sincere men and women in th house say AMEN....

all the people seeing the UNILAG name change as good are the ones the school denied admission because ur dead brains werent good enuf...sorry we couldnt take u then,but that doesnt mean you should call a party because one dumb ass wanna take cheap popularity or pull a diversionary tactics, dont worry their is still Msc or other programmes u could do with unilag, like if u av B.sc from other universities we will give u admission into ISL( OAU,UI & Nsuka EXCEPTED),In case your dumb ass doesnt know that a secondary school....lol

sokoto 2007/2008 one stupid secondary school there, where ss3 student cant even spell "me",worst one year of my life.

when a pastors phone ring and the ringtone is "move bitch get out the way"

JONA and the 40 thieves, in dis case them pass 40 ooooo

Lets do some serious analysis of the whole situation here cos it seems some womenfolks are not too smart to understand the situation by continually saying the lady is contributing 80% which she is not,lets assume the guy initially had 100 naira for the wedding,he now expend 80 naira for the house and renovation,leaving behind 20 naira, he now request for his future partner to bail him out with 80 naira to make the wedding money 100naira back,therefore HUSBAND contributed 100 naira total (80 for house and 20 for wedding) while the WIFE contributed 80 NAIRA ONLY, how on earth did the Lady contribute more

@Tgirl4real God bless you "4real",its not everyday u see a Nigerian girl reason like dat, u stole my heart with that comment "IF U ARE NOT REALLY TO BAIL HIM OUT,KINDLY WAIT TILL HE IS FINANCIALLY BOUYANT, WHILE HE MARRIES ANODA GIRL IN A LOWKEY WEDDING..GBAM

accident is about to happen and the driver keeps turning the steering wheel as if its being struggled with him by some ghost, he will then eventually hit "ewedu" step and he will lie his head on the steering wheel with ketchup on his forehead

when the film advertisement ends with GO GRAB UR COPY NOW!!!!!! as if its going out of existence and ur entire being is dependent on it

its a nigerian movie when
(1) someone will be shown 25 years after and he will be wearing the same clothes he wore earlier
(2) a car is about to have an accident when the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an "ewedu" stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel with no damage to windscreen, nor any scratch on the car whatsoever.
(3) a car will hit someone at top speed and that person will still be lying on the bonnet of the car
(4) a gunshot will be directed at an oncoming vehicle,it will kill the driver with all glasses wound up and the glasses will not break.
(5) almost all endings will happen in church

WHEN I SEE WHAT PEOPLE GO THRU because OF SEX, I REALISE ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT,wait till you taste the forbidden fruit and thou shall never wanna let go,see this virgin dey talk

im sure na her pure water GEJ dey take wash down those 1 billion naira per month meals,very expensive...lol

25,000 wey Lagos babe go tell u say make u use take her to TFC,e no even reach buy blackeberry..lol

once you are BLACK and you own one,if you get addicted to the pinging all the time ,you wont know when the you will get hit by an on-coming car and you BERRIED,

The person that took the 4th picture deliberately ensure that his BB Pourche shows up in the shot <dont tell me that was not intended, anyway i like the way 2face grabbed his womans ass in the 1st pix, that shows he is in control.

a guy once gave a babe 22k worth of perfume and she bought him "KIWI" shoe polish

get a very good lotion and START WANKING ,na we talk say make u enter am,