ileya meat....shikena

we call ladies "chics" and they just melt with satistaction, so a lady that wears this will be a complete chic in all ramifications....lol

I used to be a die-hard fan of PES, I bought PES 2013 at launch and was having a great time with it, all was sweet and rosy then my brother(also a big fan of PES) suggested i try out FIFA 13 I grumbled at first but decided to give it a shot,i hated the movement at first but give it to FIFA you cant fault the commentary its just spot-on, but for a big fan of football video game i needed more than commentary to develop love for a football game, i continued playing FIFA 13 and the whole thing started making sense, the moves that used to irritate started getting better, to cut long story short i went to go and buy my own copy on ps3(costing an arm and a leg). Since January 2013 i avnt played PES13 ONCE, we are in end of October already....PES has lost it....shikena

take him/her to Mr. Biggs....there is no better place to break the news than that place, ask the staff to be fired to meet you there and send the following message via SMS "I HEREBY NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED....AN ORDER OF PIPING HOT MEATPIE HAS BEEN PLACED AND PAID FOR TO PROVIDE SUCCOUR...TAKE CARE"....shikena

The guy get P.Hd for Mumuology....and the babe deserves a GCON(Grand Conman Order of Niger) from GEJ

SCRIPT-WRITER: Madam i want you to stick to the script here, no jokes, no banter, no greeting.....just read and leave.
PEJ: What has "stick" got to do with addressing my fellow "ex"tinguished first ladies, you are so unpolished,i think you are are a spy sent by Rotimi Amechi to rubbish my address.....

i can share with her,all i will do is wear latEX....winks(if u catch ma drift)

not even one lady in the house asking where to get it, you are all busy saying its fine but not ready to part with una money.....osho free naija babes

talk about unTAPPed resources in our land...lol

We are investigating the case

DTP- Disturbing Tha Peace, maybe he is a Ludacris fan.....lol

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To be mosquito-repelling drink some kerosene!!!!

Why does all here have to quote what one guy "sexkilled" or what he calls himself, cant you people think for yourself, OP girlfirends decision to take over his finances could be compared to a policeman telling someone rescued from being kidnapping that "now that i have rescued you, everything in your life henceforth must be made known to me, i will now instal GPS in your body so that i can know all you do.

has anybody asked why the mother went straight to check under her daughters bed if not that she had done that in her early years too?

it shows the deKAIDENCE in the naming system in America, dem DONDA craze!!!!

And i will reply her thus:
(1) The girl in question gave me Mouth Gig where we first met
(2) I borrowed her one of your clothes first time we "went all the way"(unknowingly to me she was a virgin)
(3) I gave her head where we had our first kiss
(4) That 20k i asked u to send to me from your Alawee while in NYSC was given to her...oups
(5) And to cap it all up, we got engaged last saturday, i was looking for a soft-landing in tell you,but thank God you have given me the opportunity via this note.

Lest i forget,your ATM is with me at the moment and today is 24th of the month so your salary have been paid, i just withdrawal all money paid into it to make up for all my stuffs thrown away,its been nice doing business with you...cioa

Majority of the people complaining here stay in very poor parts of Lagos and will NEVER have any business using that connecting bridge, people just hear 'toll' and start talking rubbish. From the look of things we will not be having any serious minded leader at the Federal level in a few years to come,so much more of these connecting bridges that will be built & tolled by state Govt will be welcomed, anybody having problem with it should become "Tarzan" and swing across rivers with tree branches to avoid being charged toll....bunch of village dwellers claiming Lagosians.

does the "Government goat" carry plate number like FG 709 ED so that thieves will differentiate government livestock from normal citizens goat and know which carries more risk...lol

stick it in-between you legs, im sure it will get fed in there....Jobless otondo

why should our beloved president contribute "dime" when we have billions of "paper" foreign currency...*winks

Dear Akokites, if anybody ever calls u a Malu/MAULAG again you have the right to injure the person by any means neccesary ,its now written in Nigerian constitution under sub-section 147,chapter 'treat-them-Bleep-up'

Him for say na Gboko Haram him think say wan plant bomb for him bathroom,that sounds believable.....lol

foolishness at its ZENITH,
foolishness is reaching for the SKYE,
their UNION is that of foolish people
this is MAINSTREAM foolishness,
their foolish should be embelished in KEYSTONE
Their foolishness is already GUARANTEED

i will send the mother packing...shikena,that cant be my kid

If you still hang around ur EX he/she will affect the NEXT relationship,take the alphabets EX out of the word NEXT,what do u av? ans is NT which is short way of writing NOT....do NT do it

All white bold5 are 9900,people buy cheaper bold5(9930 usually black) because its around 15k cheaper than 9900,most ppl that complain about the phone never used it,all na hear-say,go for 9900

if you are buting bold 5 there is only one rule to lasting one, BUY BOLD5 9900,there is no physical difference between 9900 and 9930(the difference cannot be seen with naked eye) but i assure u that 9900 gives lesser or no problem,the battery last longer because the 9900 utilises the light around you by shutting out keyboard light power.

DBT is an acronym for Dumb Based Test...lol>how the f_ck can u name a test after youself

so watching mojo films will duplicate the ageing effect abi?...lol