SpecialAdviser:


Hahaha I laugh ooo. Census that will never come out with a statistically correct data.
Chai, please go back to history and tell me any Nigerian census that have helped planning.

People simply want to create an avenue to steal money simple.

You know that the allocations to states are never equal, and they are not based on land-size.
They are based on population.

And the population data we are using in Nigeria is an interpolation and intrapolation (that is, a holistic combination) of the data from all the former Censuses that had been conducted (whether their data were statistically correct or not).

Now, tell me, the prior “sharing” of the various allocations before the disbursement, is that not enough to be known as “PLANNING”.??


As for your last line, nobody is disputing that.

SpecialAdviser:


Hahaha

At least, now you know..




Let us allow Buhari to eat this final money peacefully..


Since he is still promising to try his best..
(when he has only FOUR MONTHS left out of 8-full-years.)

seeyounow:
ojoro

You Sef..

seeyounow:

You follow for the Facilitators.??

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DUE TO THE TYPE OF DATA THAT IS GOING TO BE COLLECTED DURING THE CENSUS, IT IS BEST THAT CITIZENS STAY AT THEIR PLACES OF PERMANENT RESIDENCE FOR THE CENSUS..
THERE IS NO NEED TRAVELLING TO YOUR PLACE OF ORIGIN, SINCE THE CENSUS WILL GET THE INFORMATION FROM YOU DURING THE COUNT, AND ALSO THE REASON WHY YOU ARE NOW PERMANENTLY BASED IN THE NEW LOCATION.

SmartPolician:
It still doesn't make any sense to me why we are budgeting billions of naira on headcounts when we have BVN, NIN, and PVCs.

Can't we synchronise this data, get people below 18 to register for NIN and get our actual population in this country?

Why do we always look for avenues to waste money in a country where 133 million people live in multidimensional penury?

The BVN and NIN and PVCs cannot provide the demographic details as well as the migratory details of the Population..



The Census is going to take into consideration, the Place of Origin and the Place of Permanent Residence of Citizens, as well as the reasons for the migration.
It will also count houses, and and take note of their types, sizes, and functions.
Thus, this particular Census is also going to expose the number of unoccupied houses in Nigeria..


As for the 133 million people...
What if the result of this Census comes out, and the value changed.?
With this Census, we want to be quoting the correct figures -- going forward.

SpecialAdviser:
This nonsense census is another avenue to siphon money and a complete waste of money. How does this add to our economy?

Do we need such waste at this time?

It doesn't directly add to the Economy true true..


But in Reality, Censuses help in the PROPER PLANNING OF THE ECONOMY..

So, stop asking what it adds.
It doesn't add.
It helps in the proper planning of the ones we already have.


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This is just me here, sitting down quietly and thinking aloud, ...AND TRYING TO OFFER SOME HELP TO THE EXISTING SYSTEM...

I may not be too correct on this, but I know that this very innovative technology is obtainable and achievable.

It will go a long way in curbing a lot of economic vices, and as well as social vices too.



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In my own personal opinion, I think it is high-time the CBN makes and implement a very strong policy across-the-board to all the deposit-money-banks in Nigeria for the compulsory use of the “Digital Money-Counters” which read the Serial-Numbers on Naira Notes,, (and thus, the banks should do away with all these existing analogue money-counters.)

These special counters should be connected as “appendage hardwares” to computers; which would immediately create “downloadable files” that states the Serial-Numbers and denominations of all the Notes that went through with each particular transaction, and attach such created “files” as part of the details of every completed transactions.
Thus, the serial numbers of the cash that are withdrawn and/or deposited by the customers and/or clients of the banks would be recorded and stored in the bank’s database against each transaction which also bears the name and details of the Customer, and be readily released to the CBN at any time they might need it, either for recorded-keeping, statistics, or for tracking-and-tracing of cash.

Stacks of cash that were previously counted and stored in the vault by such machines should have “Uniquely Generated Stack Codes”, and same should apply to “Bundles”; thus, whenever someone wants to withdraw money, the “Bundle/Stack Scanner” (from ANY bank across the whole nation) would just have to scan the “Bundle-Code” or “Stack-Code” (as the case may be) and all the serial-number-identities of all the cash contained in such stacks or bundles (as previously counted and logged in the database) would be recorded against the withdrawer.

For anyone that is paying-in or depositing money, the Money-Counter would have to count all the money all over again, without having to use the “Bundle/Stack Scanner”.

I repeat, This policy would be very helpful for record-keeping purposes, for proper statistics of the money in circulation, as well as for proper tracking and tracing of the cash in circulation.

As for some distress withdrawals (Such as RANSOM), or in the case of theft or robbery where the serial-numbers can easily be ascertained based on the “bundle/stack identities”, such monies can be reported to the CBN by the bank.

In the case of “withdrawal for ransom” the withdrawer should pre-inform the bank, so that the money to be withdrawn can be reported to the CBN for it to be marked; and thus, all such notes would be RED-FLAGGED Nationwide.

Once any Money-Counter (anywhere across the nation) starts seeing any of such money, it would immediately alert the CBN, and the Bank would get the Police to be aware of such discoveries...
With this, it would be very easy to know and track the Depositors of such money, and that would very much aid the Police in their investigations.

This particular policy is not in any way going to violate the “Privacy Policy”.

Once everything is normal, there is no need to violate any privacy policy (the protection of the private information of the customer, and non-disclosure of such private information to any third-party).

But once there are activities in any person’s account that requires the attention of the Law Enforcement Agents, it means that the rights of other citizens are hampered, and thus, “upholding of national values” takes precedence over “Privacy Policy”, even without the attention of the customer/client, so that the law will take its full course, irrespective of the privacy policy.

The Summary Of Everything I Just Wrote Here Is:
“LET CBN MAKE IT A STANDING POLICY FOR ALL THE BANKS IN NIGERIA TO BE USING ‘DIGITAL MONEY-COUNTERS’ IN ALL THEIR OPERATIONS”.

tk4radi:


Source:
https://www.facebook.com/100069230198933/posts/499735159010820

Sheey na TODAY sef be the 23rd January, 2023 sef.??

And it was around 6:00pm in the evening that they released this message ooo...

ONE DAY OF THE TRAINING DON ALREADY PASS BE THAT OOO..
FOR THOSE WEY NO GET THE MESSAGE, START ASKING QUESTIONS VERY QUICKLY OOO..

All those that SUCCESSFULLY applied as any of the functionaries in the various states and the APC must have gotten their messages by now.


If your application was “SUCCESSFUL,” but you have not gotten any messages yet,, then you need to send them a message on Facebook, telling them that you didn't receive any messages, and then, include your Registration i.d-number, your name, and your State.

(They are good enough to be responding to people’s messages on Facebook.)


It is now up to them to tell you what exactly that went wrong with your application..

NATIONAL POPULATION COMMISSION

PRESS RELEASE

NPC COMMENCES TRAINING OF FUNCTIONARIES FOR THE 2023 POPULATION AND HOUSING CENSUS

In preparation for the conduct of the 2023 Population and Housing Census scheduled to begin from 29th March to 2nd April 2023, the National Population Commission has commenced the training of functionaries for the exercise in all states of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) from Monday, 23rd January 2023.

The training which is being organized in stages started with the training of Census Specialized Workforce (CSW) and facilitators who will in turn train enumerators, supervisors, field coordinators, data quality assistants and data quality managers. The training includes self-learning study, online training with monitored simulated hands-on and in-person classroom and hands-on trainings.

The functionaries are to be trained on census forms, census applications, data capturing processes, interpersonal communication, and basic troubleshooting of Computer Assisted Personal Interview (CAPI). Other focus topics during the training include dispute resolution and basic use of excel.

To ensure that the data collected are of high quality, the Commission has recruited and trained Data Quality Managers and Data Quality Assistants on the deployment of maps, data validation and monitoring of the census dashboard.

The total number of functionaries to be trained and deployed for the 2023 Census is 786,741 consisting of 623,797 enumerators, 125,944 supervisors, 24,001 Data Quality Assistants, 12,000 Field Coordinators, 1,000 Data Quality Managers, 1639 Training Centre Administrators and 59,000 LGA level facilitators.

The Commission calls on all stakeholders to support it to conduct the census successfully.

Isiaka Yahaya, Ph.D
Director, Public Affairs
23rd January 2023

Source:
https://www.facebook.com/100069230198933/posts/499735159010820

They Won't Pay Anything To Her..

Kasse Klosse

Buhari should be saying:
“I ‘SERVED’ Nigeria to the best of my ability”

The Story Looonnggh shaa..


Good Thing She Sorted Things Out

Heyaaa..




It's well..





There are many more days ahead, left for many more people to make their decisions.



URCHINS WILL AVOID THIS THREAD...
READING IT WILL CAUSE THEM HIGH-BLOOD-PRESSURE..
But No Wahalla..
This thread is not for them.,, But for those that are yet to decide .

This man doesn't know South East People Well.


They dare to take hard risks.
And they can forgo all their losses and even forget about all the future promises if the risks didn't pay (or maybe, if the delay was becoming too much)

OvertheTop:


The Problem is That:
Do you thank 1 person can do this....?
He will be working against a Battalion of Unlike Minds(that don't wont things to work).....

People That are very desperate and Ready to DIE there!

Anyways lets hope for the Best

I am happy whenever people ask this question...


It means that they have realised that the country really needs work,, and that someone is ready to do the work..

JUST THAT, THE WORK IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ONE MAN ALONE.

BUT THEN, WITH “THE PEOPLE” AND A GOOD CABINET, HE WILL DO WELL..

siofra:
*yawn

Why don't you people stick to your mount Zion movies and leave Nollywood for us

After all no one's forcing you to watch or forcing it down your throats.

By the time we start talking about their bodies (as seen from these movies) you will rush out to defend feminism

Andyvilly:
No, she is just 20, waiting for a man to wife her, but am not interested, just sex and she's ok with it.

Ok.
She's not the owner of the shop?

You nko??
You're the owner of your own shop?
(Or an attendant/salesboy)??


(If it happens, and people get to know, your Oga is getting to be the next person to know -- that is, if you're an attendant)

Andyvilly:
Where is the time to do that if in the heat of the moment, she usually comes during working hours.

If you plan it well..,, then you have to lead her on.
She will definitely come again at the right time.

If not, she is not serious about it.

Andyvilly:
..

Then follow your own heart naa..

Biodun556:
NAN reports that this is the second time the agency would be rejecting Innoson’s vehicles due to either non-compliance with specifications or mechanical fault.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/577091-nan-returns-new-innoson-bus-says-its-faulty.html

Ok..




Now that this is out in the open, they have tried very well.
Were any of them heading to the courts?

Only one vehicle returned, and they are making this magnitude of noise.??

Morphinne:

Wrong and contrary to your erroneous belief, It is borne out of the fact that this man Tinubu, despite being one of the Nigerian leaders I dislike (I hate each and everyone of them), has more leadership qualities and achievements to his name than the two other candidates. Nothing good can be said of Alhaji Atiku (you can provide us with what he’s done that is still standing tall; it could be a policy or infrastructural project if you think otherwise) and if I ask you to list Obi’s achievements, you would immediately resort to doing what you and your ilks know how to do best (I also get am plenty if that’s what you want)
I can show you couples of reports showing the moment Anambra people were complaining bitterly about Mr Obi’s incompetence and cluelessness as of 2011. Show me reports of Lagosians cursing or insulting Tinubu over bad governance when he was a governor. Today, this Tinubu is now the evil one while your lord and savior, who was heavily criticized for being a clueless accidental leader, is now suddenly the messiah and anyone who supports Tinubu automatically becomes a tribalist.
You ibos are the ones using reverse psychology on us here actually albeit unintelligently. It’s funny how the people whose candidate has nothing to show are the ones calling others whose candidate has an array of accomplishments tribalists and bigots
So I’m a tribalist for supporting an achiever while you Chinedu, are a patriot for supporting a man you can’t even defend; a man whose only achievement is the establishment of a brewery and saving government funds in his private business due to lack of ideas Who is the real tribalist here, Chukwudi olori pelebe?
Updated: in 2012, a thread was even created here on this our beloved nairaland discussing Mr Obi monumental failure and today, Ipobians like you want to have us believe that he’s the best thing since roasted chicken

Contiunuu..

oyin44:
Tinubu rally is well organized. .clean and well arranged unlike obi own

Obi is not the main opposition.



He shouldn't be your wahalla.


So, stop comparing with Obi

Mynd44

Nlfpmod

Lalasticlala

Morphinne:

Well said brotherman. Most of us who are now supporting Tinubu today weren’t originally on his side because we are true concerned Nigerians who see each and every Nigerian leader, both dead and living, as a thief or a potential thief. The Igbos failed attempt to whitewash and single out one Peter Obidiòt as an incorruptible leader will be met with strict resistance from all well meaning Nigerians.
How on earth did someone who was being cursed and cussed out by his people (the same set of imbecíles from the tribe of flatinøs as of 2011/12 become the messiah to rescue Nigeria today 2023?
They should tell us the things he did differently or what the other candidates did that he hasn’t done even worse.
The idiòt who starved doctors and failed to pay them for 13 good months had to gut to tell the public that he didn’t owe anyone in one of his public engagements programs.
These sons of a thousand female dogs should be reminded that should anyone of them ever try to disturb our peace with Biafra or death lamentation after these elections, pythons will dance on their flat heads once again

Relax.
Your Decision is borne out of Tribal hatred.
Like, instead of voting a “supposedly assumed or potential” thief from their side, I would rather vote for the “known” thief from my side

johnpalmer774:


LIES, ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, A SITTING GOVERNOR WHO HAS MORE INFORMATION AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE INVESTMENT GRANTED AN INTERVIEW AND TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD THAT THE INVESTMENT YOUR LYING PANDORA CLAIMED WORTH OVER 100 MILLION OF DOLLORS IS WORTH NEXT TO NOTHING AND YOU ARE SAYING NONSENSE.

MAYBE YOU'RE ONE OF THE USELESS IPOB THAT STARTED THREATHNING SOLUDO LIFE AFTER THE INTERVIEW FOR EXPOSING YOUR DEMI GOD.

Gov. Obiano Built Airport.
We all know he did that one..




WE ALSO KNOW THAT IT WAS PART OF PETER OBI’S FOREX INVESTMENTS THAT WERE USED FOR THE PROJECT...

THE REST OF THE FOREX INVESTMENTS THAT WERE REMAINING AFTER HE FINISHED CONSTRUCTING THE AIRPORT WERE SQUANDERED BY THE SAME GOV. OBIANO AND HIS WIFE.....


GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE TYPING TRASH .


Watch this video below...
And talk about INVESTMENTS By Peter Obi.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6H4YNRTMWY

Join the ONLINE TOWNHALL

And who are the Obidients.??

johnpalmer774:


In that case maybe you should advice your lying machine Obi pandora to stop telling lies, remember his yet to respond to Soludo who said the state money he invested in his Beer business is worth to nothing now while ur lying machine claimed it worth over 100 dollars in millions. also, my candidate doesn't go about telling lies he always make reference to what he archived as a Governor and how he intends to do more if giving a chance, but your lying machine always go about making reference to China, Egypt or France.

The Truth is there all over the internet.

STOP SPREADING LIES