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I love this....

mars123:
I remember Nigerians crying to high heavens they could buy #500 per liter if they don't have to queue. So it is just #145 for now and you don't have to queue. apart from the hypocrisy what is the bitter pill to swallow

Pls Blame Jonathan.

TrumpDonald:
Abeg make una no vex ooo. Can someone explain to me cos I still dey try understand wetin she talk. This new fuel price don format my brain. I no dey fit understand anything again

It wasn't your brain that got formatted by the new fuel price. It's madam's "brains"

damiosy:
I memorized all the brutality of each character except the shao kahn's etc back in my days, the only person I never got to complete his brutality was kung lao the dude was way too fast


Still got noob saibots brutality on lockdown

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Jade/subzero(human) had the longest combo 8hit when attacking from the air


There is a glitch on ninja's when they are bent down they can't come out of it when caught with a continuous A button press


AC^B^BAv at the start game option brings up hidden menu

No be today lol

TOASTIIEE.!!!

E-warriors.. Oliver To You

Explorers:
*. There are two smoke fighters, smoke and the ninja. Can you transform?


*. Babality is turning the fighters to babies after finish him/her.


*. Fatality is extreme....


*. Brutality is when you make combo or hit on the finished fighter till computer takeover and crush him/her to bones.



*. Mercy is giving the finished fighter another chance to fight.


*. No weapon fashioned against montaro shall prosper.




*. Shangtsung is the only character that can transform to other characters.


*. Professional fighters gives opponents half power, quater power.

1* If you start Kabal's brutality at the centre of fighting stage, most of the time, he doesn't complete it after computer has taken over..
2* If you are using Kung-Lao and ran your opponent to the wall before starting the brutality, the opponent will bounce off from his position and fall down behind Kung Lao once computer had taken over, and he won't complete the brutality again.
3*.. Motaro's real name is "Back-To-Sender"..
4* I love doing the Train-Pit Fatality with disappeared Smoke.. The opponent would just fly up and crash the roof and land on the rail behind. Train go just crush am.

Following

Explorers:
20. World’s First Helicopter(1939).

On September 14, 1939, the VS-300, the world’s first practical helicopter, took flight at Stratford, Connecticut.



http://connecticuthistory.org/worlds-first-helicopter-today-in-history/

I love flying machines, especially helicopters..

whitecloth:
You know Yoruba now, they found a traditional (diabolical) way to scare off her spirit


.
After the man died here in akure 15 years ago, he went to the north and married, it was when his wife has been disturbing him to know his family that he sent them before him.
hope you understand Sir.

I understand now... Na waa ooo..
Anyway, for him to have physical human flesh.,, I don't think it is a ghost anymore..
He is not dead..

whitecloth:
Thanks explorer .
let me share with you some experience, I leave you to believe if ghost exist nor not, am also a Christian, we dont believe in it also.
when I was in SS class a woman who lives two houses to us died immediately after giving birth, that brought the baby home, would you believe that people started noticing that the woman will come in the night and she will be crying by the window that she want to breastfeed her baby, she did that for more than a week, before they find a solution to it.

What was the solution they found for it.??

In akure, the capital city of Ondo state, more than ten years ago, there was an occurrence here, a woman came yo a particular house and told them her husband said she should come yo that house while he(husband) branch to buy something, not knowing that her husband has died more than 15 years ago, the ghost husband has fathered three children, all looking exactly like the man, that was the last time we saw the man.
many more stories my bro.
I'll leave you to decide.

This second story is so confusing.
You mean to say that the woman didn't know that her own husband was dead 15years ago.?

dopedealer:
Nigerians will never mind THIER business.
The wife is not complaining and what if she even wanted it this way.Una no follow share facebook profile Abeg if una no fit do something no mean say person wey do am na mumu.. .If it still dey pain you come post ur own make we see

They will regret the picture soon. Unless they are jobless..
This picture is so scandalous to the extent he and his wife can both be sacked from their various work places.. It is so scandalous to the extent their customers would gossip with it so much that they would avoid them.

Is this the only picture.?? We need more angles of view before we can conclude

PinkBarbie:
No.

Ok dear.. In your pic, you resemble someone I know.

PinkBarbie:
...

Is your name Muna from PH.??

PinkBarbie:
The question is, what are they doing there considering the fact that there's no place there for grazing?

The time they and their cows were spotted in Anambra, it was hurriedly posted on Nairaland, and people cursed Anambra people for not killing them all. Now, Abuja people should bomb them and scatter their ashes.. (Well.. The other picture of them in front of CBN was reported as photoshop; therefore, this should be photoshop too.)

Pheals:
So oyibo know fit sell pure water again?

Well,, na Jonathan's administration cause am.

Lanceslot:
I used to go more than 25m in River Niger back in the days... Back then we use to play a game of who will get sands in the deepest part of the river. I also go 10-15 minutes without breathing back then. I can travel on a distance of 100m without resurfacing in lagoon ( can't do that in River though).

Then, your second name should be "Pappy-water".

See as our money dey flush into their belle.. Our "Roadside and Tollgate" Money...

This thread's gonna be 'bout careless cops and their dangerous gun positions (in pictures).. Aaahahahahahaaa.. It's gonna be hort.!!

luvguy:
tx man i appreciate..gona try dat too

If your email is gmail and not yahoomail, then, the method I stated above is not for you..
Have a nice midweek

Explorers:
I held my breath for just 63seconds. Please the 50m you can go, is it down or what?

He didn't mean "vertically"..
He meant "horizontally"..

Pejah:
There is no water on earth that i can not swim. provided they is no dangerious animal in the water. am the first man to swim from konshisha in benue to gabu in cross river.

You for make am official... Announce it on radio stations that you are going to swim.. Then, on that day, you make a ceremonial start-off, like gathering some friends to witness the start-off.. Trust me, some Nigerians will make out time to follow your progress.. They will even post it here on Nairaland for us to read

7footre:
Nah driving is not scary man... at least not to me. ma whole nerves cease when I get into d pool

The fear of bashing someone, or of being bashed.. That's the thing with driving.

Who him be.??

I stumbled upon these photos..
Someone that resembles Chidimma_Kedike...
And it seems her name is Chidimma too...
Happy Birthday @Kedike

How I wish I can swim like professionals.

With this development,, what would level-10 and level-12 officers take home according to his new salary scale..??

Every bad thing na GEJ era.. So this one too na GEJ era

PremiumTimes News.?? Ok Bro... Let me not take it yet, until BBC and CNN reports it

ReduceWeight:
Good morning everyone. Many people have been wondering what could be the cause of the incessant tyre burst accidents on Nigerian roads. The major cause is that we put to much pressure in our tyres. How did I know?

I was preparing for a journey, I changed some of my tyres and I asked the vulcanizer that ' what is the recommended tyre pressure? ' He said 50. I said alright, he should inflate it to 50 all round.

When I got to where I was going, I was discussing with some ppl on the issue of the minister that died on the road due to a burst tyre and wonder what could have happened because nobody could imagine a minister would be travelling with expired tyres as many would think is the major cause of tyre burst.

A man ( lived in US for many years ) said that the major cause of tyre burst in Nigeria is that we put to much pressure in our tyres and that each car has recommended tyre size and pressure clearly written on it by the manufacturer. I was surprised and begged him to come and show me where it's written on my car. To my greatest surprise, it's by the drivers door which I enter everyday without noticing it. By the time we checked, the recommended pressure for my tyres is 32! and I just traveled with tyres on a pressure of 50! He took me round his compound and showed me that of the cars (which includes a jeep and a sienna) there, the highest was 32. some were even 29!

He further explained that tyres are made of rubber and expands at high temperature. So, when yu are travelling in the afternoon when the asphalt on the road is hot, the tyre will want to expand. If the pressure in the tyre is to much and wouldn't accommodate the expansion, a burst is likely to happen at that time.

Pls check the recommended tyre pressure for your vehicle and others you know.

@ Lalastica, kindly do the needful, as many as possible Nigerians needs to read this.
thanks

What about the recommended tyre sizes.? Where can we see that one too.?

Missy89:
I dont care about your profession. You quoted my post and mis represented it. You dont get to have a certain authority over a topic because of your alleged profession if you are wrong and you dont need to be an English professor to understand it.

I said planes can land themselves now. You are talking about pilot input in the process. That isnt the point i was making and i asked you, if someone says plays can fly by themselves, does that automatically mean pilot's role in setting it to auto pilot is irrelevant therefore the statement is untrue?

I still dont get what you are driving at exactly.

Okkk