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Real Madrid and Barcelona
who has the most titles?

Barca is the king

as Barca is to footie, thats the way Nadal is to tennis

The new world order is heralding, Nadal shits on everyone

NobiGod:
Make I finish the kungfu movie way I dey watch first

I'm in an advance stage for a gig in Island and praying the pay sit right. Then I could relocate back and start
living like u

Gig in Island? try and decode a bit but dont give full details

i got island wired so lemme hear

relocate? where u dey now?

Ujujoan:
Oh no honey, he cant put your name besides those!

Cos you I would talk to you on the phone aaall day long! An interesting mix of baritone and sensual voice like yours, I just cant resist!

As for Sauron, I look upon him with great pity as he languishes in his state of puppy-love for me!

why talk to ma paddy like that?
whats wrong? u nor get respect for ma peeps?
easy mehn

RSA:
Nollywood,Gollywood whats that? a joke? What movies are these people making? Or is it those 7 hours useless drama taken by phone cameras?

yeah right

just the way ur music sound like uncoordinated noise

u guys learnt anythn from DBanj, 9ice, 2face and co yet?

mojounited:
@ Missy B,

U wan use bosom!e slap my face Deeaaath! I don already set my face sef for the bosom!e slap._{been waiting for this kain slap since}, abegy make u give me that eternal bosom!e slap joo

hehehehehehe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=475268.msg6351322#msg6351322 date=1278600159]I'll pass. . . . . . . .U don't have what it takes to be Sauron's chic.
Stick to your Theseekers and Whitelexis.[/quote]add TKB to that list

NobiGod:
No worri I no go bluetooth u

She no know scores na abroad she base. Enough guys r ready to turn gay self . . .

ol boi

u nor wan fight 190 war?

how her legs got entangled is a wonder

tell ur wife to follow u to babalawos place cos this one na spell frm una enemies

michelin89:
This abbandoned carrot is even forming!

I nor get your time.

scram and lemme see my front

i nor sabi u

190:
tbk
are u turning this war to your own GAIN

what happened to respect for the male race!!

am i fighting anyone?
iu dey crase?

no be u carry me come her come defend u

nor lemme whoze ur face o,
i get temper o
lol

michelin89:
As far as you are here, you are a NL man and deserves not even a first glance.

Nor worry. The women wey vex you like this go meet her own yawa someday.

Now drop that stick you call a gun (I don't mean the one between your legs).

The one in your hand. . .come and give me a hug!!!!!

on the contrary

i have the most beautiful ones on ma radar
both on NL and off it

whoever is not on ma radar is ugly
FACT!!!!!!!!!!!

and i dont hug ugly gurls
upgrade first

NobiGod:
Na your 4wheel be dat TBK? Nice .

im broke o

babes dont look my side

so sayeth our online friends o.

i laff in wisconsin

daylae:
Guys! I can now see they're using witchcraft,cus you guys have fallen for their subtleness. . @190 i hope this war is not all about mama-gee saga oo,cus i no fit waste masef for noffin?

ol boi, u guys left me here mehn
i survived

are u still ready to shoot? lol

SA Goddess:
   

Someone's penys has already been cut off and the wounded has been taken back to base camp, he is bleeding heavily!  So they resort to hurting each other    

Bog Rod started the wahala
i dunno if i really wanna be at the vanguard of this war

i berra go hide
lol

190:
^^

Then go home
youre weak!

ok

lemme know how many women u gunned down tho
and the award that comes with ur war against women
k?

michelin89:
How much are you being paid for this pointless war?

No wonder no woman wants you. Broke backside trouble maker.

and where is the war im fighting?

broke? broke = conquering my quests in exotic SUVs, then no one is rich


u richie rich, have u bought urself some pomade yet?

hehehehe

i dont want NL women, they are smallies in me world

KILL THEM ALL, LEAVE NO NAIRALAND FEMALE ALIVE!!

na real war u wan fight?

i no dey fight real wars with real guns o

not a soldier

A real man keeping you busy at this time of the day

i see the defination of real is jobless

alakori

[quote author=9-11 link=topic=475469.msg6350973#msg6350973 date=1278597301]LWKMD
The most amusing thing about the thread is that after all the mouth that the guys have been making since morning
they still cant say any thing to the ladies that have commented. They are just ranting about this gun that bomb and they haven't  shot at a single soul.
Well I hope they don't end up shooting each other instead [/quote]nna na wa

im beginning to think im gonna be shot in the head by these fake commandos

see the way Michelin tyre open her gob and none of them could follow with a flying punch
chei

d bigrod:
[size=15pt]{cuts off no1madman`s small di, ck}

i repeat bizness b4 pleasure.tbk,arrange for this guy to return to base.he is bleeding so much,so he cant continue with us.besides,if we need to settle anythin with our rod,na me go settle am.guys,are we ready now?[/size]

where are u?
been dodging bullets from some irritants

where are u people?

shd i call for reinforcements?

abi i shd escape with my wife?
she just prepared a plate of hawt eba with ogbonno, cant shout ooo

michelin89:
Una too talk. Instead of you to use this time to be taking care of your women, you are here moving your fingers uselessly.

Then you complain we are at war with you??

Vegetable men!

where are the commandos?
this foe shd have been dead by now with the kinda weapon she brought to this battlefield

who has her antodite?
hehehehe

fubiluv:
@ tkb417.
Its like you are a frustrated .An idle fool and a woman beater.(Slapper)
Go carry out your frustration on your life and other silly things around you.
I have more important things to attend to.

im idle today yes, but im more productive than ur lineage and descendants all put together

u have more important things to do yet u still hop on molues

ure a disgrace to whoever gave birth to u

die now or i kill u with ma bare hands

who is here to shoot these morafacker!!!

very soon 9ja babes will be asking us to pay their rent

nna na wa o

mojounited:
I love this thread , when will the first bomb-shell fall

Is Missy B not one of them primary targets, If she is, then what are y'all waiting for? _{Fire at will}
*chei! this my ak47 don jam o , i no oil am well, maybe i go use banger (knockout) chase the babe comot first, runs to the back of tkb417

abeg o
hold ur fire

dont shoot me with my wife together

Missy only came to call me for lunch since u peeps wont serve anythn on battle ground

***takes Missys hand and lead her away from barrage of gunshots*****

SA Goddess:


I see the boys are itching for a fight, your weapons are heavy, wonder if you can handle them, the girls' weapon, words, fierce!

pls pls , i love u too much

dont step on the mines
Bigrod already set some mines in that place


retreat immediately; we know our foes
as soon as they come on sight, na fire

fubiluv:
@ tkb417.
Its like you like war.You want us to start one now?
Pls mind you bussiness.I was talking to Moderator.

are you the messenger of war or the flagbearer?

i doubt u have the armoury to war with me
i no go use gun fight you; na slap i go take wound u

u berra go call ur masters cos i no dey this menini wey u dey talk

^^^how u go dey behind me when na me carry last for the war

Missy B will not partake in this war
she wont dare wanna kill her husband in a war

na AK47 u wan use? go look for better assault rifle abeg

those Russians and Isrealites get some new ones

ask daylae for where he got his own

spikedcylinder:
Don't worry. Work twice as hard then maybe uju will be able to give you face.

hehe

if i dont deserve Uju now, she doesnt deserve me when i drive a Bentley

i have a dream to kiss Halle Berry
Uju ko, Juju ni

fubiluv:
This trend sucks.
Moderator pls help us.

how did you arrive at that conclusion

The trend? what trend?

what did u use in measuring the trend? MACD? or some candlesticks?
pls help

spikedcylinder:
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you errr hungry!
he he he he.

with all the prayer and fasting wey i dey do and my mama prayers

hunger cannot hold me captive

spikedcylinder:
The thread is about lola luv, not ujujoan. Get over it already.
Hungry men.

its not a crime to be hungry

manna will fall soon

Once upon a time OBJ was hungry, now he is eternall full

dont blame us for the hunger, we shall overcome