₦airaland Forum

@babycool
where do u rep. ? shuttle Lag/Abuja cos of work

@Pataki

Virginity bawo? i no sabi anything like that
i never jam

@Omonunu2u
don't mind that guy. . .i responded to the thread to liven it up. Put down so many names so people can come and oppose or agree to my list. what do you expect from retards

thank u jare my sister

@Pataki
how u dey o, where u don dey since?
abi them babes no allow u for amsterdam
how about funkybaby

Tkb417,”… IQ level of a log”? I see you’re pointing a finger at me – Bros, the others are pointing right back at you; just incase you don’t notice!

is that a typo? you claimed somewhere else it will take me a thousand years to spot rubbish in your grammar. Ure a fool. you don't know who ure messing with. . .

Yes I am still learning how to improve my communication skills in English… but you, my friend, as a TKB (Too Know Best) had stop learning a while ago… where I stand today in the use of English on verbal or composition skills, you could only wish for.

Ok, ive heard you. ure still learning. . .i did that when i was in my primary school. It takes a learned person to get the required GMAT score to pass through warwick

Wow! Busta think you are kind of cool… but before you pat yourself on the back ITK419, oh sorry, TKB417 – News Flash: Busta feel a person that feels her.

you can't communicate perfectly, its a shame. whats the meaning of this swahili

I never meant my comment to sting that bad, is just that you are so disorder that I need to scream at you to get it into your thick skull that’s its only Top 5 called for… but I see you are a waste of breathe and on words.

ok sir, next time. . .i'll stick to the rules. my bad! can u explain what you tried to say in the sentences i highlighted  you no sabi speak english too bad!!!

I quote you “…For me, no top 5”
Boy! You are really so disordered and think you TKB, but you are just leading a dog life… that which don’t listen to his master’s calls!! Bark at me as much as you want Tkb417 (calling me names like idiot), a disordered dog is supposed to do that!!!

erm, no matter how much you package yourself, your inadequacies will still show.
all those highlighted 'murdering' of English should not go unpunished. . .

you should be sent to jail for doing this. . .
Ping Pong
send the most brilliant person in your house to come and test TKB
i no be your mate oo 


@Busta
i need to know the person behind this comic relief called Ping Pong
was he banned? do you know his ID before?

why wont i feel you Busta? uve got the intelligence and you don't 'shell' like Ping Pong
Peace with this bat? lailai



@Omonunu2u
im so sorry. . .i couldnt list everybody. Now, for putting down a long list
Mr. Ping Pong is aggrieved can u imagine
nyways, how are u doing?

Tkb417… I wish I could say the same about your use of English. First I think I made a typo in my write-up (doubt if you could ever find that typo in a thousand years).

And you my friend abused the word “cosign”… you need to learn how to put the right word in the right place. I would just sit here and look… as you destroy yourself with this your TKB (I Know Best).

[s]ure a Pillock!!!! look for that in the dictionary again. . .see, your problem is you have never been outside your fathers compound.

Let me teach you a little thing. . .der are some words they call cliches , you havent heard of it before ; You must be from the bush. If you have heard of it, you wont make a fuss about cosign. . .in fact Pmond is a simpleton!!! check that again
im having a laff. . .

If i exhibit "i too know" to you, its because we will never be on the same level.
have you heard of warwick before? Check wiki, and please tell your community to do an appeal fund for you to have it stamped on your CV.

Na today? all these agberos on Nairaland. No be your fault
Destroy myself? Put a gallon of gasoline, set me on fire. . .you know what? its too late for me to be destroyed.

Just watch your grammar because TKB is here [/s]

stella damasus and Kate henshaw.

the only person that needs comprehension classes is you

i represent the Gana street maitama. . .you can holla
Ladies o, not men

Sexual intercourse at the age of age 14 couldn’t be much of sex. And A21 is right; it was the Calabar girl that graved for sex, so she was the one who had the opportunity and seized it. She also violated and abused you.

However, sex shouldn’t be since as an opportunity but something spiritual that individuals intertwine them souls. And not a lot could see beyond the lustful desire of relieving themselves from a graving *Private*

Yes Kellp, didn’t you read what I wrote? Virgin or no virgin… the woman virginal is always her pride and she needs to protect it and only should share it from her own willingness… that’s dignity.
And you never really loss the virginity cause you still have the virginal… A rose is still a rose, in its garden or supermarket.

Good spelling son! Perfect use of grammar too!
never you cosign my posts anymore if you dont want hell on earth. . .

what are you two on about?

@Toyin and Eldee
how come i missed this show

Eldee, why u dey abuse Larry na, i can see ur Yoruba is getting near perfection
meanwhile, who is Toyins bf?
u need to tell me or even send it to my YIM. I really need to know sharp sharp.

@Morenike Toyin
bawo nio,

@Dayokanu
why are u always disgracing me on this blog?
if Ronaldo is not scoring for Portugal means hes shyte
he has 19 goals in the league
he has 27 goals in all competions; 5 in the UCL!!!

Tell me how many goals Klose has scored in the milk cup. UEFA
you must be high on drugs to compare a winger who has plenty goals to a lame striker who has fewer goals.

Morenike=Toyinrayo

haba now, oya what did you do?

Our forefathers did very poorly charging the future of Nigeria and guess this generation are doing poorly well at present… and greatly influenced by TV and peer groups. Maybe/definitely when a new Nigeria spring up, we could/would do better.
I Too Know is mostly our problem… and I wouldn’t want to fail mentioning how disorganized us youth always want to be.

Tkb417… what’s the meaning of Tkb? Too Know Best? I guess I could relate that with “I Too Know”. Why can’t we simply keep Nairaland organized? I guess this is definitely why Seun got so frustrated that he “otherwise Ban” instead of coming forth nicely…
Sorry means nothing in foreign language to an alien man stepped on – like keeping a thread trendy on Nairaland’s posts. The rule was for guys to pick five girls, and girls five boys… which I think its pain taken enough. While someone named above 50… Most definitely “Too Know Best” or maybe a die-hard stalker *smile*

Its not who sprays around bullets that counts, but that who aim at a target!

No offence, just a P!mond point of view.

I'm not arguing with someone who looks hes got the IQ level of a log!!!
No offence mate. For me, no top 5, just the people i feel are making sence.
Just used ur thread to download the list

Did you say a stalker? i can see ure learning to read and write in english
get back under the rock u crawled out of you uneducated bin dipping idiot!!!!!!

@Busta
yeah right, Debosky is around the corner. . .

@Morenike
Toyinrayo isnt last on the list cos the list is not in any particular order.
so where is Toyin?

tell me what can relieve of stress apart from sex. . .im waiting

@ritchboi
check the defence line and tell me how you think they will cope with our attack
imagine Boumsong playing at the heart of Lyons defence

Its gotta be a masacre for Lyon!!!

who is this Possebon guy?
i think before next year, our camp might go for a the portuguese camp
Bosingwa and possebon to join United again?
lets name them
Anderson -Brazillian speaks portuguese
Nani -Portuguese
Ronaldo- Portuguese
manucho- speaks portuguese
Possebon- brazillian speaks portuguese
Bosingwa -Portuguese
Quieroz- Portuguese

still counting. . .

Razorr is back!!!
Nice one. Now lets have it feisty as we used to have it.

Now Emperoh is turning to another thing, cant understand where hes got the guts.

All hail the Busby babes, all hail Manchester United,
we shall prevail at the end of the season.

whos next on our list?
Man City? yeah right! Time to deal with Motoe-ricsonn and his twats

@All
u people are congratulating me for what? ??
You all know Ferlie and what he can do.
No be so?

that list is not very correct. Gamine should come first amongst the ladies

not in any particular order mate. . .just downloading as the thing gets to my brain.

i even forgot to add iice, babycool and some others

i can see people are not responding. . .i didnt want to do this, but ill do it. Now, this is purely based on posts and not by looks. I think the intelligent ones amongst us are

GUYS
Jackal
Debosky
Loyika
A-40
Dayokanu
I-man
Afam
MC OMO
SIENA
PATAKI
DAVIDYLAN
Seun (otherwise ban)
ELDEE
SLY
Yemi
JOEY
LAWYER
Rikkyjen
ZHEROES . . .i don't think i can remember all. but all these are correct guys judging from their posts


LADIES
Almondjoy
Islander
Najahaje
Aisha2
Yimiton
Jkpretty
Busta
TOH ( D-reloaded)
Nana
Gamine
Efuah
Funkybaby
Mitchelin
Hotfunmi
Kateflow
Adeboo
Razorr
Moodylady
Jeje
Mukina
Ifyalways
Lamidebaby
Rebellious
Toyinrayo

more than five aight. . . no long thingy. can't remember all

@tbk417
Congratulations and happy married life.

i dont know who hes talking about. will i marry a ghost?

@Ferlie
is this what you can do?
u failed!!! and u know what i mean

no need for al that mate. He probably had a point and would think you'v proved him right. No offense meant o before I bcm a vctim of insult.

Indeed, some of us should be more mature wv wht we post but to be honest, the dude probably deserve the insult. Well for insultin al the men here. clean your eyz before you clean smone elses gee.

lmao. points taken


@Almondjoy
so the war has begun?
Pls, check my area code and dont fire missiles to my side o.
My desert eagles are ready to spot any aggression and im sure the pentagon will respond in no lesser measures
Abeggii o

lets face it, our players are overrated and not so good(except kanu). The coach should not carry the whole blame. South africa have a world class coach but couldnt survive the first round. The players themselves should use common sense.

good one man

@salvage
Vogts is not the problem. . .we Nigerians expect too much from a bunch of mediocre players. We are going backwards day in day out cos of the NFA. Only Mikel Obi plays in a good team while the other guys are in sunderland and chievo and we expect to win a tourney with those kind of players. God help Nigeria!!!

Dayokanu,
Owubokiri was the highest goal scorer once in the portugeuse league. cant remember
the year.

We need to start preparing for the world cup, we need a coach that will instil the winning mentality in the boiz. if they wanna sack Vogts , fine, but please get a sound foreign coach in 10 days!!!

If not, disaster looms if Eguavoen and the likes are coming.
Somebody mentioned Oliseh
we are in deep shits. what is the difference between Eguavoen and Oliseh?
Is it because of his analysis on BBC? then we should go and bring Peterside Idah to coach Nigeria then.
we are gonna be like Sudan soon.
Lets bet it

@eldee
go back to that thread. want u to see sumthn and i'll like to delete quickly
be fastttt

lol. . .na u know how una go plan una wedlock
as for me, i'll just sit here and play my dbanj's 'mobolowowon'
this is as sweet as it gets 
no fighting lovers  keep your arsenals to urselves

oh oh, sowry o. im not game. wedlock ko, wedblock ni

when i land Nigeria 6th of feb(tmr). i shall see to them girls case.(those that love me truly)
as for your february gift? please, back to sender (mailer deamon).

i dont want

Technical incompetence and lack of ability to select rightly should never be tolerated in any coach.

Berti Vogts can not be paid millions to learn on the job and reside in Germany while working in Nigeria. Look at your own text, Rudd Voller and Aime Jackuet were indigineous coaches hired to rebuild there National teams.

They were not international coaches paid millions to learn on the job.

what are you trying to pass across?
i just told you notable coaches lost woefully while handling some international teams and nobody came up with stuffs like what you guys are saying.

who says he lacks technical know how? you or ur fellow Nairalanders?
i dey laff. he won the euro tourney with Germany in 1996. does that spark someone who doesnt know what he does?

why wasnt perreira sacked? oh oh , he knows how to select very well and yet he lost
SA know where they are going, they are building for the world cup.
We here, we dont have a clue of whats going on, we act based on reactions, we dont have a mind of our own. How on earth are we expecting those guys to have performed well with all the handwriting on the wall?

we will not qualify for the world cup again and in 3 years, we'll be like sudan

@Eldee
Jackal found out ur relaxation spot Im telling u, Jackal works for the FBI.
ask him, hes got this whole place wired.

Forget dem dudes banging away the ducks and chickens. Very soon, they fishes and the toads wont be spared.

@Sly
man, norin. . .just keeping an eye on my man eldee.
he's getting crazy day in day out. Im sure u know what im talking about.

why can't you climb and see for your self
the elders of nland have given you a wifey, don't argue
and obviously you fell in love as soon as she did so

elders oh i see, Jackal, Debosky and MC abi. . .i don hear

as for u, shebi ure not an elder yet, i'll see what i'll do to ur own case.

Intel. reports from Manhattan says the matter is for one niggar here on NL.
So,dont start any guerrilla warfare o. My armoury is just for the real retards as u know.
i aint gonna battle any little midget.
Toooo much for that.

Now i seriously believe now that our educational system needs a serious overhaul. That should be my next project, especially tutrials in english and self expression

hmmmm. . . .according to Asa
u dont throw stones when ure in the market. Who knows, ur relative might just get hit.

Ur notable friend here on NL is the greatest murderer of English Language on this blog.
extend ur tutorials to him o b4 u proliferate the teachings .


@Poster
u idiot. shes using u